/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16597277
imagine the vinegars

>>16597277
How many calories are in one of those bad boys? How much do you weigh?

>>16597305
I'm not a woman. I don't count calories

Right now I eat a lot of those tuna packets. I also can't stop buying that bolthouse farms vanilla chai drink, it tastes like liquid rice pudding. Also salad kids because I'm lazy as fuck and hate chopping lettuce

Food itself is an addiction when you think about it

>>16597398
When you step on a scale, what number does it show you? What sized t shirt do you wear?

>>16597422
I'm not a woman. I don't weight myself

>>16597277
I thought this nigga was eating mac & cheese from a coconut

>>16597429
You seem very defensive. How fat are you?

>>16597474
you know just because someone is skinny doesn't mean they are healthy. eating crap food is still bad for you whether or not you are gaining weight.

>>16597528
>you know just because someone is skinny doesn't mean they are healthy

>How fat are you?
>you know just because someone is skinny doesn't mean they are healthy
Obese then, huh

>>16597474
Why are you so obsessed?

Why the fuck would you eat carbs out of a bowl made of carbs.

im addicted to pusy

>>16597547
Why can't you just answer the question?

>>16597534
even obese people aren't universally metabolically ill. most of them are but there's a significant amount that aren't. nice dodge btw

>>16597555
>hurr durr why would you shoot metal out from a metal tube

That's how retarded you sound like right now

>>16597555
Waste of trips. Kill yourself kike.

>>16597564
I'm not a woman. I don't answer questions.

>>16597570
how is that analogy even remotely relevant? carbohydrate is entirely unnecessary to eat guns are necessary for you to kill yourself with cause you're clearly a retard

enjoy your slop piggy. Panera is trash tier food literally worse than macdonal

>>16597583
>carbohydrate is entirely unnecessary to eat
oh you're one of those schizos

Nuts. Make as many jokes as you want, they're too good to give up. I buy the mixed variety that come in the plastic containers. Couple handfuls a day, also sometimes splurge and buy some macadamia's but they're a bit top shelf for general eating.

>>16597570
The purpose of a gun and the purpose of food are different, so your comparison is as retarded as you are.

>>16597577
Fat nigger.

>>16597583
>carbohydrate is entirely unnecessary to eat

Then riddle me this, why are vegans the healthiest people?

>>16597591
can't win the argument so starts projecting. very cool
>>16597596
is this serious i can't tell if this is troll or not

>>16597594
Both food and guns are necessary for survival

>>16597579
Sure you do. Everyone has answered a question at some point in their life. I'm no Sherlock Holms, but if you weren't a lard-ass you would have said so by now. Enjoy your beetus you fat cow.

>>16597605
I'm not a woman. I don't get emotional over random people on the internet declining to answer my questions

>>16597605
>Enjoy your beetus you fat cow.
millions of normal weight people have beetus as well nigger

>>16597528
Yeah but if you are a fat fuck you know they aren't healthy.

>>16597601
So is not being a fat.

>>16597628
probably but not necessarily the case. Metabolically healthy obese is what they call it in the literature. also the way it manifests can differ by race. asians tend to get TOFI and just get a lot of visceral fat without seeming obese on the outside. hispanics are at higher risk for liver fat. etc etc etc

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>>16597645
I've never seen anyone work so hard to avoid admitting they were obese. You know this forum is anonymous, right?

>>16597690
you know these aren't all OP right? in fact i'm not OP
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>>16597645
>probably but not necessarily the case.

>>16597694
Who said anything about those posts being OP?

>>16597702
>>16597690
I've never seen anyone
>my engish is shit but doesnt that imply one person?

>>16597297
this is a dogwhistle to say the n word

>>16597705
He thought it was me argueing with only one anon when instead it was actually two halves of a conversation. I'm >>16597305

>>16597699
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31524630/
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30458177/
"a small subset of people with obesity have a normal HOMA-IR and no metabolic syndrome components..."

>>16597708
this isn't pol nobody cares

>>16597705
His post was focused on the one desperate fat guy, but he replied to the entire conversation for some reason. That's probably where the confusion came from.
There hasn't been any indication ITT from what I've noticed that either of those two are the OP, however.

>>16597720
>A better understanding of the main determinants of a healthy metabolic status in obesity would allow promotion of this favorable condition
And people wonder why no one "trusts the experts" when academia's peer-review system has crumbled under the weight of political prescriptivism.

>>16597277
>1140 Cal. for a Panera mac and cheese bread bowl
I doubt that you finish the bread bowl but its still a lot of carbs and saturated fats for one meal.
I used to work at a Panera and whenever people ordered bread bowls for their soup or mac and cheese I knew they weren't going to finish their food. Throwing that much food away in is amazing. America is truly a country of waste.

>>16597808
>And people wonder why no one "trusts the experts" when academia's peer-review system has crumbled under the weight of political prescriptivism.
what? what does this even mean? the actual point is that weight isn't the only or even best marker for metabolic health. not sure what politics has to do with it

Asparagus like every other german

>>16597570
lmao, got that fucker

>>16597277
>ordering 3 1100 calorie bowls in a single meal
stop being fat

>>16597277
>pays $50 for processed microwaved dogschlock

>>16597277
>Every time I go there I order 3 of them

see, I was about to agree with you, but then you went turbofatty.

>>16597528
based faty

>>16597277
you can buy that at wal-mart. it's just microwave mac and cheese. buy a tray of hormel and a bread bun and make it using their microwave

>>16597277
isnt everything at panera just boiled in a hot bag? except the bakery goods of course.

>>16597420
you need food to survive moron

>>16598598
It's not microwaved it's heated in a water bath like sous vide

>>16597818
Traditionally bread bowls were a way to try and use up stale bread but now they make bread specifically to be a bowl. It was once a logical way to try and get more milage out of a food that would otherwise be difficult and unpleasant to eat but now it's an excess most people dont even intend to eat beyond a few bits and chunks.

Also, mac and cheese in a breadbowl seems stupid and something only appealing to fatties. The nice thing about a bread bowl is that it breaks down and mixes with the liquid in a hot soup/stew. That's not going to happen much with mac and cheese. There's no purpose to put mac and cheese in a bread bowl other than to just try and maximize how many carbs you can eat in one meal.

>>16599521
Not reading all that shit faggot. If it tastes good, I eat it. Simple as

>>16599490
wow so fancy. stuff it under your ball sack and it will heat up the same way. wander around walmart for a bit and it will be fine

>>16597818
You sound poor. It's not wasted food if it was paid for and most of it was eaten. Probably why you work fast food.

>>16598598
This nigga cookin in Wal-Mart

>>16597625
not the one derived from eating so much carbohydrates that you short circuit your pancreas insulin production fattie

>>16597528
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>>16597720
all this obese cope
you are leading a significantly less healthy life than the average person because of all the stress you're putting your body through, no amount of cope can change it, you just don't have the perspective of what being a healthy human being is to realize how destructive your lifestyle is
and you more likely than not have, or will have, health issues related to being a disgusting fat sow
get your shit together you nigger

>>16597720
Work out piggie

>>16597277
OP do you also eat the bread bowl?