/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16596792
Stop drinking you fucking alcoholic

>>16596792
Eat about 6 months of time without drinking alcohol while regularly exercising and getting 8h of sleep per day. Then your body and brain will only start to recover from the adverse effects of alcohol abuse.

>>16596792
puking helps if still possible
aspirin or something similar right after with lots of water
take a shower
fap
water
smoke a doobie
water
back to bed and sleep until you feel better

>>16596792
i usually do the aspirin-chug a litre and a half of water-go to sleep for two more hours and feel fine, albiet wet-brained, for the rest of the day. some caffine and coconut water when you wake up helps. vegetable or carrot juice, a banana smoothie, all your body really wants is electrolytes and water tbf. pedialyte is s tier

>>16596792
You can drink from the cup of our Lord Jesus Christ, you degenerate.

>>16596799
Does it really take that long?

>>16596835
>>16596798
Yeah okay I get it. Fuck. I don't drink regularly and haven't been this smashed in over a year. The only reason I got fucked up last night was because my girlfriend was getting on my last nerve and I needed a break from reality.

All that said I've done the asprin and water. Is there any fast food you recommend to help settle my stomach?

>>16596792
plain water until you piss
then gatorade and a headache powder
if you puke that up and dry heave just accept you're going to be sipping enough plain water all day so you can vomit instead of dry heave

>>16596850
oh i forgot
make some soup with some lime juice or a splash of vinegar. even a pack of instant ramen will work. it's pretty much just salt water, and it's light and easy to throw up if you need to.

>>16596792
Hair of the dog followed by a fatty and starchy meal and nap. Liberal use of ibuprofen and zofran if you have it.

Bacon and eggs and toast and an energy drink for me

>>16596937
>Liberal use
But what if OP is straight?

water and coffee. taqueria brekkie if it's near and some marijuana usually does it. much better to just not drink a lot

>>16596792
You need water but also sugars, fats and salts. I always recommend kimchi if you can stomach it, with some fried eggs. Then just take a nap. You don't wanna just drink water though, your body is craving actual nutrients. Fruit and veg is great too.

>>16596815
Puking is bad unless the booze is still in your stomach, you'll just be losing additional liquids at this point.

Depending on how bad your headache is, the best thing to do is to just sip cold water and nibble on toast. If your stomach is a mess, eat greasy foods, slowly.

>>16596792
drink some more to null the pain.

amateur drinkers come up with the craziest bullshit to cure hangovers lol have a beer or two drink some water and eat something its not rocket science

>>16596792
can of coke and a sausage roll simple as

>>16596792
Pickle water or something else with lots of electrolytes

Xanax of course

>>16596953
>what if OP is straight?
Congrats you just made a sentence nobody has ever used or thought of before

>>16596792
Pickle juice or some supp with B vitamins.

>>16596792
go back to bed and let it pass

>>16596792
Hair of the dog that bit ya, ya big puss.
>>16596847
Closer to 2 years in reality.

>>16596792
ice cream

>>16597030
Enjoy your early twenties anon.

>>16596792
When I'm hungover, I always crave black coffee, huevos rancheros, and Pedialite.

Last time I was hungover I rehydrated by drinking a whole bunch of herbal teas. That was pretty good. I usually just slam back water, have an English tea, and some eggs on toast.

>>16596792
Shot (or half shot if you're a cuckold) of Angostura bitters with a zopran and 5 ibuprofen combo+ anything with protein and a gatorade did it for me in college.

>>16596792
Goodys powder and as much Gatorade as you can drink. Then take a nap, repeat, then eat a greasy lunch. Im a pro at drinking irresponsibly

>>16596792
GINGER MY NIGGER. If you can get a hold of freshly made juice ask them to put tons of ginger in it. Very good for stomach troubles.

>>16596792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h49Tk9Tg17g

>>16596799
>Eat about 6 months of time without drinking alcohol while regularly exercising and getting 8h of sleep per day.
>Eat about 6 months of time without drinking
>Eat about 6 months of time

>>16596792
Bean and cheese burrito and iced tea

>>16596792
literally 1 small bottle of carbonated water will cure that shit fast.
I thought this was common knowledge

Put on a movie you like to sleep to and go back to sleep. The day is a lost cause

>>16596792
Used to do this every weekend and go to the Chinese buffet the next day for a nice greasy brunch. It helps.

S tier hangover fixes:
Bloody Mary mix
Tomato juice
Powerade
Pedialyte
White milk
Bananas
Chicken noodle soup
Ramen
Coconut water
Salted limes
Ginger snaps

Avoid coffee like the plague

>>16598434
Just eat an egg bacon cheese sandwich

Is sobriety worth it

>>16598499
depends what your goal is

>>16598499
Yeah it's worth it just to not be dehydrated 24/7

>>16596792
half a bottle of vodka should do it

>>16598499
I quit drinking last march when I got on unemployment due to the rona
Switched to Pot.
It's rotting my brain in another way. No regrets

i feel you, I am hungover too, just lying in bed and barely can move

>>16596850
>fast food
just make a bacon and egg sandwich and take a multi-vitamin

>>16598499
Yes it’s worth it
>>16599121
This only works for so long if you’re really an alcoholic

>>16599231
I only drank because I was bored.

>all these recommendations for greasy, fatty, foods
>all these recommendations for high-protein foods
You’ve clearly never reached alcoholic levels of hangover if you think this works, it’s sure to make you puke and it’ll be a much worse experience puking something greasy or high in protein

The best choices are
>liquids high in electrolytes, not just salty water like chicken broth, REAL electrolytes - pedialyte, body armor, coconut water, all seem to be excellent choices
When you drink alcohol your body loses a lot of electrolytes. Only brainlets think sodium chloride is enough, or people with pussy hangovers
>fruit
Yes, just eat fruits, little by little. Don’t go for too much at once and drink ice water alongside it. It’s much less awful puking up semi-cold water and fruity mush than a hot mess, at least IMO.

>>16599248
If you’re someone who doesn’t get enough out of life to be content with it, you have the mindset of an alcoholic. Most people don’t have to get fucked up to be happy, or maybe they do, but that still doesn’t make it normal or natural. Life is supposed to be enjoyed, not drowned out with drugs.

>>16596792
Literally just water you retard.
Hangovers is just you being an idiot and drinking while already mildly dehydrated.
Bet you don't usually drink anything but sodas or coffee and shit.
Drink more water in general and drink water especially with alcohol.
Boom, problem solved.

>>16596847
It only took 4 months for me

>>16599284
Dehydration is only one component of a hangover, it's also in large part caused by toxic metabolites from the alcohol breaking down in the liver, mostly acetaldehyde and formaldehyde. It's also caused by poor sleep quality, low glucose and magnesium levels, changes in hormone production, and acute alcohol withdrawal. Basically alcohol fucks your whole system up and you are just poisoned the next day and your body is out of wack.
Try eating something salty like soup, something sweet, taking a magnesium supplement, having a wank, drinking water, and then sleeping it off.

>>16596798
Have sex incel

I'm in my late 20s and I have milder hangovers than I've ever had. I discovered that all you have to do is make sure you eat a decent meal, and drink a shit ton of water the night of drinking. The worst symptoms I get are my brain feeling foggy and maybe heartburn and some mild body aches, if I don't get enough water. It changed my life when I found out this is all you need to do, and not some whacky shit

>>16599393
For me, it's coconut water

Sleep and warm water/tea

>>16596792
Convert to Islam, you’ll never have a hangover again.