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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Food hack

>> No.16591830
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>>16591808

>> No.16591833

>>16591808
Post belly u fat kike.

>> No.16591882
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>>16591833

>> No.16591887

>>16591882
Be careful not to lose your meds.

>> No.16591899

>>16591887
Ur just jelly it's a food for gains u wouldn't understand

>> No.16591959

>>16591808
i like it, post more food hacks

>> No.16591973

>>16591882
Is that a pocket pussy

>> No.16592109
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>>16591959
Ok, this is a twinkie dog wrapped in cheese. Sorry the whipped cream is a little flat cause I did a whippit before I made it
>>16591973
Yes

>> No.16592184

>>16591882
>>16592109
i hate everything about you

>> No.16592188

>>16592109
hell yea, take a bite out of it

>>16592184
booo

>> No.16592195

>>16591882
Clean all that fucking spittle off of your mirror.

>> No.16592197

>>16592188
Already finished it sorry pal

>> No.16592203
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>>16591808

>> No.16592205

>>16592195
Yeah no, I don't think so

>> No.16592233

>>16591808
>>16591882
>>16592109
what a disgusting existence

>> No.16592262

>>16592233
post yourself then whiteboi

>> No.16592265

>>16591882
>>16591973
i'm dying

>> No.16592338

>>16591882
it baffles me endlessly how people can live like this and yet it's not even near the worst, truly depressing

>> No.16592389

>>16592338
I'm not depressed, I've got all the research chemicals I need!

>> No.16592485

>>16592338
live like what? Bad food habits and messy home? That's like half the population m8

>> No.16592550

>>16591808
>>16591882
king lifestyle

>> No.16592562

>>16591882
>opened bottle of vegetable oil
>on the sink counter
>near the pocket pussy
>and the empty roll of toilet paper
I’m fucking ill from looking at this

>> No.16592577

>>16592109
>>16591882
bro why are you surrounded by empty natty cans

>> No.16592597

>>16592577
Why do you think you fucking drool dripping dumbass I GET DRUNK AF

>> No.16592609

>>16592109
The Weezer album lmfao

>> No.16592638

>>16591882
How long have you been working at Reliant ?
How do you like it there?

>> No.16592651

>>16592638
Ditched that job a few months ago

>> No.16592654

good luck reaching 45 faggot

>> No.16592680

>>16592654
Good luck bein a fuckin loser LOL
get with it

>> No.16592837

>>16592651
What was the job?

>> No.16592857

>>16592837
Whats with all the questions?

>> No.16592898
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>>16591808
Food hack

>> No.16592904
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>>16591882
YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT!

>> No.16592912

>>16592184
I don't think that song is by weezer

>> No.16592914

>>16591882
Been working that pocket pussy hard I see the tear

>> No.16593114

>>16592857
Just curious

>> No.16593189

>>16592562
>vegetable oil
looks like a piss bottle

>> No.16593231

>>16591882
i remember being 18 for the first time when i moved out. learn to clean shit up.

imagine that its his parents house still

>> No.16593372 [DELETED] 

>>16592680
dilate

>> No.16593403

>>16592338
Its makes much more sense to just get used to living in trash and not waste as much time cleaning.

>> No.16593459

>>16593231
WRONG I'm in my 20s
Seethe clean freak

>> No.16593488

>>16591882
>turned his body away from the camera
dicklet confirmed

>> No.16593574

>>16593488
The objective was to show my belly not my fat cock, this is not the board for that sicko.

>> No.16593594

>>16593574
ok dicklet

>> No.16593609

>>16593594
You got issues pal, try out /lgbt/ you'll find your people there

>> No.16593631

awesome thread OP, i'm jealous off all the seething normiefaggots giving you the attention, you're my inspiration, fuck i want some too. give me bitches!

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>>16592857
Anon.... Tell us what happened at Reliant

>> No.16593651

>>16593644
Chokeslammed a customer

>> No.16593653

please take more pics of your home OP im very curious.

>> No.16593658

>>16593644
Well it was at reliant that I realized I am trans. Perhaps I should have mentioned that in the OP in case it matters

>> No.16593664

>>16591808
what am i witnessing here

>> No.16593674
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>>16593653
Ok
>>16593658
This poster is not me

>> No.16593676

>>16593664
you are witnessing a god.
you should be honored.

>> No.16593684

>>16591808
Is this FDA approved?

>> No.16593691

>>16593674
what do you need that SKS for? you live by the sword you die by the sword, don't play with fire is my motto

>> No.16593697

>>16593691
Need it to kill all the cisgenders

>> No.16593704

>>16593691
I'd rather have it and not need it, than need it and not have it. My motto.

>> No.16593705

>>16593674
Please post more, OP.
Somehow your home cures my boredom.
Also, anymore food hacks?

>> No.16593711

>>16593674
imagine the bugs

>> No.16593718

>>16593704
be careful what you wish for, do you really wanna ruin your life and go to jail because of some insignifficant nick gher? i dont.

>> No.16593723

>>16593705
I have a life hack, I hacked off my dingdong

>> No.16593724

>>16593674
>has trash can
>uses it as a table
>throws trash on the floor
dangerously based

>> No.16593726

>>16593718
I'd rather not die/be seriously injured if I can prevent it. I won't go to jail.

>> No.16593728

>>16593676
He is putting cheese on top of cheese. But what is the sauce? Barbekew?

>> No.16593732

>>16593711
I keep em under control by leaving fly traps of almost empty beer lying around and they fly in and can't get out.

>> No.16593734

I want to see your kitchen

>> No.16593735

>>16593723
:(

>> No.16593739

this is the best thread here in a long time

>> No.16593741

>>16593728
its not the food, its how he make normies seethe that makes him a god.

>> No.16593742

>>16593734
He posted his kitchen. It doubles as his bedroom. Also, it features an orange cat.

>> No.16593746

>>16593674
Disgusting rentoid.

>> No.16593747

>>16593674
Hide your dildos next time

>> No.16593753

OP please tell me you're single

>> No.16593755
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>>16593705
>>16593728
Yea it's bbq
>>16593734
Ok

>> No.16593757

>>16593674
How do people live like this. I'm lax about cleaning. But then I see the buildup of dirt in various corners and it grosses me out. At which point, I get cleaning.

>> No.16593760

>>16593753
He's probably like in his early twenties

>> No.16593764

>>16593726
just don't let the temptation to fuck up a nick gher go to your head, it's hard to do when you got an SKS laying around. it would be sad seeing a god fall from grace because of some feral nick ghers that deserve it.

>> No.16593766

>>16593747
What dildos

>> No.16593768
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>>16593755
>>16593674
WHAT THE FUCK DUDE YOU JUST PICK IT UP AND PUT IT IN THE TRASH CAN HOW IS THAT SO FUCKING HARD

>> No.16593773

>>16593755
Keeping empty bottles as decoration is pretty cringe and a pretty early 20s (I just turned 21!) sort of thing to do

>> No.16593778

>>16593755
beautiful. order out of chaos. a god lives there.

>> No.16593779

>>16593766
When you see it

>> No.16593781

>>16593773
Yup you are correct that is my age
You will die before I do

>> No.16593788

>>16593747
yeah I thought that too for a second, but its a sock

>> No.16593789

>>16593781
I don't care

>> No.16593790

>>16593779
There are no dildos lmao I am OP please point out what you believe to be a dildo

>> No.16593791

>>16593779
yeah no i don't see it

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>>16591882
>>16592109
>>16593674
>>16593755
how can one man be so fucking based

>> No.16593809

>>16593789
tough guy over here

>> No.16593810

>>16593809
not really

>> No.16593812

>>16593810
oh okay just a bitch then

>> No.16593813

>>16593810
>>16593812
Now kiss

>> No.16593820

>>16591882
Based

>> No.16593830

>>16593674
ah, the physical manifestation of mental illness

>> No.16593842

>>16593830
My ex wife?

>> No.16593843

>>16591882
Based and brave

>> No.16593845

>>16593830
How dare you insult a god!!! fuck you normie!

>> No.16593855

>>16593753
Yup

>> No.16593868

>>16593842
You fell in love with her, didn't you? I guess that makes you mentally ill yourself.

>> No.16593875

>>16591882
I can no longer respect anyone with a gut. I got thin, you can too.

>> No.16593878

>>16593875
You know the drill. Post belly.

>> No.16593884

>>16593875
Ok twink

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>>16593651
Does that seem like it was worth it?
Did you have friends at Reliant ?
Do you miss them?

>> No.16593897

>>16593889
Yeah
Yeah I did have friends
No I don't miss them

>> No.16593901

>>16593897
good answer.

>> No.16593930

>>16593868
yeah prolly

>> No.16593942

>>16592205
clean it you goddamned pig

>> No.16593948

>>16593942
Why dont you pee on your own filty poopsack and mind your own business

>> No.16593949

>>16593942
Make me

>> No.16594036

>>16593781
>You will die before I do
Unlikely. I'll bet you suck your SKS at or before 35 unless you significantly change your lifestyle.

>> No.16594062

>>16594036
that's why i fuckin told him to get rid of that SKS bullshit or the tempation to end it will be too great.

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>>16594036
You cant be much happier than he is if you are engaging people with such hateful posts on a cooking board

>> No.16594134

>>16594036
>>16594062
Nah I think I'm still gonna be living it up
Enjoy your lives cleancucks!

>> No.16594142

>>16591882

disgusting

>> No.16594148

>>16592485
Only in Amerifat. Here in Germany we actually care about how we look to others.

>> No.16594254

>>16594063
second from the right is cute

>> No.16594314

>>16594254
I font think i could get past the king of the hill tattoos

>> No.16594355

>>16593755
this nigga definitely has roaches

>> No.16594359

>>16594063
I'm trying to save him. Not very hard but still. I know a few people who lived similarly to him who went out the same way.

>>16594062
He might be fine as long as he never buys a handgun. Easier to put that in your mouth and pull the trigger vs a rifle.

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>>16591808
I got a food hack for all you SIMPS and COPELETS. Linda's Choplets. Simple as.

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>>16594359
I hate to break it to you but I already own one lol

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>>16592109
I can't handle this post, jesus christ

>> No.16594633

>>16593875
you do realize it's more socially acceptable to be fat in america, right? unironic

>> No.16594641

>>16591808
Ha ha
You dipped it sauce and added a slice of cheese how surreal, bit silly calling it a "hack" I thought that was for computers!

>> No.16594672

>>16594596
Itd take probably less than 2 hours to do a clean. Work wonders for the head space big man

>> No.16594691

>>16593674
It's quite bad, not so much, if you at the very least maintain this mess at this level, then it's not that big of a issue, just clean up a bit more

>> No.16594716

>>16594672
>>16594691
Shut up don't care

>> No.16594781

>>16594716
You arent the same guy

>> No.16594803

>>16594781
What?

>> No.16594816

>>16591882
Jesus wash your fucking mirror

>> No.16594843

>>16593674
Kek a fucking riffle

>> No.16594848

>>16591808
food of da gods

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>>16592265
>>16591882
HE HAS THE OPEN BOTTLE OF OIL FOR THE FLESHLIGHT

>> No.16594900

>>16594803
Clean your room retard

>> No.16594905

>>16594063
are those lesbians or trannies?

>> No.16594916

>>16594900
No

>> No.16594927

>>16593674
You're a cunt for doing this to your cute kot.

>> No.16594930 [DELETED] 

>>16594927
I'm cleaning tomorrow don't worry

>> No.16595304

>>16593949
I'm gonna come over and suck your dick if you don't clean that shit off your mirror

>> No.16595306

>>16593779
A cat is fine too?

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>>16591882

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>>16591882
blessed image