/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16590763
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Sauteéd reindeer with mashed potatoes and lingonberry jam. Not sure if it's originally a finnish food but might be the best one i as a finn know of.

Also grilled lake fish with potato, butter and dill never gets old.

The sandwich cake is the pinnacle of achievment

we also like to put stuff on rye.

>>16590763
>Give examples, besides Swedish IKEA meatballs
Swedish meatballs aren't good, so good Nordic Cuisine cannot stand "beside" Swedish IKEA meatballs.

I fucking love herrings

>>16590781
muikku desu. fresh vendace fried and served with dill and mashed potatoes. no idea how Sampo doesn't have a Michelin star.

We live like kings in N. Sweden

I was in Stockholm a few years ago and all the food that they had was non-swedish. Poke bowls, burgers, Italian, Chinese etc. I think the only swedish thing that I ate was Skagenröra.

>>16590763

>>16590781
>>16590864
i just moved to Finland from the US for a couple of months. is it even possible to make normal food because I've hated a really hard time finding ingredients for things i want to make

>>16591136
Don't try to make the same things you're cooking at home

>>16590763

I enjoy pic related, which is available in America at the Swedish embassy(Ikea). But be warned, it's sweeter than something like anchovy paste. (Also, given the current situation in Sweden, it seems time to replace the mascot. Perhaps Aunt Jemima will be accepted as a refugee.)

>>16590763

Salmiak:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salty_liquorice

>>16591136
t. dumb amer*cans fuck off

>vikings steal shit and people for centuries instead of innovating
>only neighbors to take recipes from are the Engl*sh and G*rmans

fuck 'em lol

>>16590880
did you like Skagenröra? which restaurant and how was it served?

>>16590880

And presumably kebab, the universal EU cuisine. All big cities are globohomo cesspools.

>>16591136
>is it even possible to make normal food because I've hated a really hard time finding ingredients for things i want to make

Give us an example. If you're looking for Mountain Dew Doritos, you may need to go to a gourmet specialty store.

>>16590763
banana pizza

Smoked salmon
Gjetost/brunost
Lefse
Sausages
Appelkek

Nordic cuisine is good full stop. Maybe a bit bland week by week, but it's very comparable to french and german with how savory, rich and fatty it is. Pic related, a goose dinner.

>>16590880
>Goes to Stockholm
>Decides to eat Poke bowls, burgers, italian, chinese etc instead of swedish food
>complains about it

>>16590763
Cinnamon rolls

>>16591902
those are not proper ones, these are, or swedish ones.

>>16590763
All their sweets are delicious especially
>>16592024
The danish cinnamon rolls that the eu wants to ban for being toxically cinnamony

>>16592031
>eu wants to ban for being toxically cinnamony
what, do the danes put literally spoons of cinnamon on em? that's the only way it's gonna kill you, and it could happen but still it's so unlikely.

>>16591843
>Nordic cuisine is good full stop.
Nordic food is poverty tier dogshit dressed up in hipster fart sniffing pretentiousness. It’s basically meat and potatoes and pickled everything including literal reindeer shit.

>>16592052
which nordic dishes did you eat when you visited a nordic country?

>>16591843
>it's very comparable to french and german
>poultry and potatoes thrown in an oven then piled over pickled cabbage
LOL

>>16592061
It was all some poorfag variation of meat potatoes and some pickled shit with fancy descriptions about muh local and seasonal bullshit

>>16590781
For example this….it looks like a female reindeer on her period and with diarrhea took a shit on a pile of mashed potatoes

>>16591136
you need to go back

>>16592075
You cant remember the name of the dishes, restaurants or even the country you were in?

>>16592095
Yeah it was completely boring dogshit and basically the same everywhere I can barely remember. The nature architecture and sculptures I remember much better

>>16590988
Gordon spat this shit out

>>16591136

Pasta, rice, vegetables, fish, meat, poultry, bread

What is your issue?

>>16592112
how do you manage to forget which countries you visited? Were you drugged?

This thread and the discussion it has created taught me that Nordic cuisine is either bad, basic or painfully average

>>16592156
I’m talking about the food you drooling mongoloid I visited all of the countries

>>16592067
>Meat, potatoes, 2-3 vegetables, sauce
>Not the epitome of western European cuisine

>>16592130
Proves my point innit

>>16592130
He probably got the microwave version. The one in the pic looks like it's fresh made from scratch. All it needs is eggbutter. They are absolutely delicious.

>>16592080
You think about shit too much, maybe you should eat that instead. The pic looks fine, probably would taste good.

>>16592531
I think about shit every day and it does tastes fine, reindeer is really nothing special especially when they mince it into dog food consistentcy, but the point still stands that the pride of the nations cuisine looks like a menstruating animal took a weird shit on some mashed potatoes.

>>16592614
>Ewww it looks icky it must be bad
I guess you don't like chili or curry or oatmeal or grits or pea soup or fish roe. They all look gross right?

>>16592789
Who the fuck are you quoting? I literally wrote it tastes fine. Are you mentally fucking damaged? Further No one claims oatmeal or grits are the height of their cuisine.

>>16592798
Who am I quoting? You, ya fucking weenie.
Oats are a Scottish staple, and grits are lauded as an essential part of southern American cuisine. In fact you could say grits are one of the American south's most recognizable foods.
Point is? Just cause it's gross looking doesn't mean it won't be elevated to a national level. Make sure to eat plenty of corn so your shit has texture.

>>16592909
You didn’t quote me you made some bullshit up I never actually said you cum gargling little bitch. If your national dish looks like what a Bangladeshi whore with dysentery leaves in the toilet it’s fucking dogshit tier food you mental midget.

>>16590763
brunost

>>16593362
also smalahove would be great if it wasnt too salty

>>16590763
flygande jacob

>>16593351
lefse gang rollers > folders

Why no one mention Haferflarn? That shit crack

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>>16591836
>>16593362
>>16593370
>>16595035

Great suggestions. You might also like:

*schmudengörf
*ghätnöflådden
*zhöbåphlöbskjäffys
*rödipuþidärfens
*kebab

>>16595070
håll nu din käft

>>16592024
The Danish ones are better

>>16590763

now THIS is proper dessert

>>16590763
I've only tried gravlax once, but I have to say it is the best salmon I've ever eaten, superior even to the usual smoked one

>>16591136
In the bigger supermarkets there is an "American aisle" usually where you can probably find something you need

>>16595136
What is this.
I’m danish and even I don’t know.
Surely this isn’t kransekage

>>16595143
>Aunt Jemima
Triggered

>>16595219

That's because Sweden loves its new tanned citizens, unlike the racist American Karens in marketing departments who are trying to holocaust the supermarkets of all black faces.

>>16595137
Yeah gravlax is God tier and the easy answer to this thread

>>16592130
Gordon also spat out leipäjuusto. He is a faggot that insults people for shock value. Just compare Kitchen Nightmare UK vs US versions.

Nordic Christmas dinner
Nothing as kino as that
It’s like Anglo holiday feasts but with actual soul and good food

Try eating Kalops with beetroots, it's great. Korvstroganoff is also a classic. As is Pytt i Panna (with beetroot).

>>16595440
>rotten fish
>christmas pop
forferdelig

Wallenbergare

Kroppkakor

Raggmunk

Dillkött

Kålpudding

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>>16595535
>>16595538
>>16595546
BASED
I could really go for some kålpudding right about now, it's been ages

>>16595216
Skånsk spettekaka, du ser ju flaggan

>>16590781
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>>16591843
>>16595070
>>16595512
>>16595523
>>16595535
>>16595538
>>16595546
wouldn't eat

>>16590875
>>16590988
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>>16593362
looks edible

>>16595136
forgot this, edible as well

>>16595604
I didn't know children were allowed to post here

>>16595612
"NO YOU CAN'T HATE STUFF THAT I LIKE OR YOU HAVE CHILD PALETTE"

Behold, the potato sandwich

>>16595684
Fuck, that was frikadeller

>>16595616
>Is that.. Poultry? A beef patty? A FUCKING STEW?! AAAAAAAAH MOMMY

>>16595684
>>16595687
Brorman

>>16595684
Did you mean to post this?

>>16595496
>flæskesteg
>andesteg
>medister pølse
>gås
>rødkål
>ris a la mande
>fed brun sovs
>brune kartofler
>franske kartofler
Food kino

>>16595616
>goose with roasted potatoes, green beans, vegetables and gravy is inedible
>thinks he doesn't have the palate of 10 years old picky eater
Just curious, what other foods you don't eat?

>>16595703
medisterpølse is one word
Why are Danes so fucking afraid of long words now?
I actually saw a sign in a bookstore once that said "skøn litteratur" which could have been accurate but the context made it clear that it wasn't.
Stop shitting on your own language ffs

that yogurt stuff that's not actually a yogurt but a cheese is good. way better than turkish yogurt

>>16595697
BRORMAND

>>16595604
No one's cares faggot. Go eat some heavily processed tendies

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>>16595223
>Leikkeleet
mega tard

>>16595070
Those can't be real things.

>>16595136
....tostadas?

>>16593065
rude

Frikandellington

>>16591329
Anglo-Saxons weren't very different from Vikangz. Someone speaking Old English would have been conversational in Old Norse. And the Germanic tribes who eventually took most of Germany/austria were Nords once.

>>16596753
lmao based

>>16592051
It was a news item some years ago. Apparently some pencil pusher in bruxelles was raising a stink because he had discovered the amount of cinnamon we use in our cinnamon rolls could potentially be dangerous if you eat your body weight in cinnamon rolls on a daily basis, or something equally outlandish. We all laughed at it.

t. dane

>>16595418
>also known in the United States as Finnish squeaky cheese
what the fuck is wrong with americans

>>16596794
Anglos are the most pathetic race of cuckolds in history of mankind. They literally travelled the entire world looking for smelly brown dicks for their wives pleasure. Now they brought them over to their home country so that their daughters can enjoy brown dick without having to brave malaria in some tropical shithole.

Flæskestegssandwich let's go boys

>>16597162
What's going on big guy?

>>16597195
Pakistanis permitted to rape preteen English girls in England for decades

>>16595538
god that looks grim. nords truly have no soul.

>>16597266
Yikes do bongs really?

>>16597349
Shit food and cuckoldry seem to go hand in hand maybe it’s because the women are too occupied

>>16592614
I think you just have a menstruating shit obsession, anon. it's fine, there's counseling for that

>>16595604
die picky faggot, die

i eated mcdonadls when i was there

>>16597167
Nords can do THAT?

VGH

>>16592156
because she is trolling. don't respond to trolls, moron.

norwegian hotdogs are the best variation of hot dogs

>>16599624
>norwegian hotdogs are the best variation of hot dogs
I'm actually triggered by this bait...

>>16596638
they are not

>>16597167
>>16599581
> This Danish sandwich consists of a bun that is filled with thinly sliced flæskesteg —a traditional pork roast with a crispy rind. It is usually complemented by braised red cabbage, pickles, mustard, ketchup, or mayonnaise.

WTF I love Danes now.

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>>16595687
>bite
>everything falls onto the plate
Fuck this gay faggot scandinavian shit

>>16599718
Sorry you got filtered by high IQ cuisine.

How can I get a cute scandi boyfriend

>>16599703
It's delicious when it's made properly instead of that Instagram bullshit in the pic.
Danes do love them some porkbelly.

>>16599718
Danes eat their openfaced sangewedges with a knife and fork because they're not primitive cavemen.

>>16599951
If you're female it's just as easy as from everywhere else, if you're male try getting one from Sweden.

I’ll be in Iceland soon. Other than le fermented shark is there any foods or restaurants I should try?

>>16599978
They have loads of really nice fresh fish.
And of course the humble Svið, which looks a bit weird but is actually really good. More meat than you probably expect as well.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svi%C3%B0

>>16599969
>easy

>>16599938
>impracticality is high IQ
No, it's literally the opposite. You're the sort of dumb cunt who probably eats with chopsticks

>>16599715
what's reddit about his post

>>16599978
wht does that shark taste like anyway? anyone tried it?

Plankstek

Ugnsstekt falukorv

>>16593362
>In January 2013, a lorry carrying 27 tonnes of brunost caught fire in the 3.5 km (2.2 mi) long Bratli tunnel in Tysfjord. The temperature increased so much that the Brunost caught fire, the fats and sugars in the cheese fuelling the blaze, preventing firefighters from approaching it until four days later, when most of it had burned out. The tunnel was severely damaged, and was closed for repair for several months afterward. The accident was widely publicized in international media, and was dubbed "the goat cheese fire". It was likened to the 1999 Mont Blanc tunnel fire, when a truck carrying margarine and flour caught fire.

Æbleflæsk

For me it's the kremla, the cinnamon bun X semla

>>16591902
We do them without jizz here.

nigger balls

>>16597273
Depending on the cook the meat can actually take a sour note and since it's basically dill flavored cream gravy it's really not that good unless you like dill.

>>16595804
Americanization.
Retardspeak as it's known in sweden, because immigrants and the mentally ill can't really grasp the full language.

>>16601492
Dillkött is supposed to be sour and sweet, any recipe includes vinegar and sugar.

>>16601329
why is it that you literally can't get these in a store? You have to make them yourself or go to a bakery
>inb4 delicato
no. There's no hope for you if you think this.

>>16601503
When I tried it I never tasted much sweetness. It of course wasn't all sour so it might've been balanced out but the tough kalops like meat and potatoes did not give a pleasant aftertaste.

>>16600385
Where's the ketchup and mustard that moms always drench that shit in.
God I used to hate eating that heavily processed shitty sausage.

>>16601504
They're pretty easy to make yourself.
margerine/butter
Oatmeal
Cacao
Sugar

Either hard sugar(american relatives put sprinkles on instead) or shredded coconut

>>16590763
>Give examples, besides Swedish IKEA meatballs
The entire IKEA breakfast menu at the cafeteria. Where else can you get a pile of scrambled eggs, a bunch of sausages, pancakes, hashbrowns and a drink for like $3?

Speaking of deserts, mudcake is pretty good for being just melted sugar and cacao.

>>16601527
superior Swedish dessert incoming

>>16599978
Smoked puffin with blueberries was really great, as was whale steak if you have no ethical issue with trying it

>>16591136
Are you looking for black cock to eat like most Americans?

>>16599718
t. Non-cuttlery proficient third-worlder

I don’t get it why are northern whitoids so terrible at cooking?

>>16595687
as much as i hate the danes they make a mean rye

>>16601687
cope incel.

Can't say I know what's uniquely norwegian or just a variation of a swedish/danish dish but juletallerken is one of my favourites, with the obligatory riskrem and raspberry sauce as dessert.

>>16595604
> muh heckin' carberinos

>>16601774
I’m a volcel and I still manage to have sex at least once a day

>>16595830
skyr

>>16595136
The real thing

>>16601960
And here's my homemade one

I'm not going to let this thread die to amerifaggot faggotposting sliding all threads about food. Stegt flæsk med persillesovs is one of my favorites

The only good thing about winter is the Christmas food

>>16602482
You Nordic cum guzzling queers deserve every single Michelin star truly awe inspiring cuisine

>>16601789
Jesus fucking Christ

>>16599412
When you have a woman and especially young children you deal with shit and menstruation constantly maybe you’ll learn one day

>>16600525
Fuck yeah.
It's almost time as well. My apples need a couple more weeks.

VGH

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>>16599581
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>>16599959
And when making the roast you have one of the best uses of laurel leaves.
Make cuts across the skin of the roast, about 0,5-1 cm wide, and stick a leaf in every second cut. It will take your roast to a whole new level.

>>16602559
They have to be homemade for me. I just can't take that store bought taste they have anymore.

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>>16603969
Three apple threes, and most of my apples have fallen off. Wouldn't have been so bad if they hadn't either been spoiled or worm/wasp ridden ;_;

>>16604294
Baserat

Any sane country adopts cuisine from other parts of the world. It's not exactly the same in many cases so it's kind of a hybrid which could be called nordic cuisine but obviously without roots going hundreds of years back within the national borders.

>>16601789
Basert, lutefisk is also a second pick when it comes to winter.

>>16604740
Lutfisk, béchamel sauce, peas, bacon and allspice is godlike

>>16592151
Onions, garlic, carrots, celery, potatoes
Basically anything needed to make your basic stock

>>16599703
Great Danes are a German breed, true Dane dog is the Broholmer

>>16604770
That shit is available in all grocery stores. Are you living in a hut in Lapland?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4nYS77obZg

>>16605224
So far this is the best dish posted here

we got some good cakes

>>16605274
>extreme layer of whipped cream
>diabolical amount of custard
>almost non-existant layers of sponge cake
>ridiculously small amount of jam
That cake looks like the worst example of prinsesstårta I've ever seen and would probably taste like snot

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>>16590763
danish styled hot dogs are the best

>>16590763
>Nordic Cuisine that's actually good
Kebab and banana pizza.

Perkeleen ryökäleet, ku ette ole maininnunna kahavavia!

>>16595538
aaah i had forgotten this one.
here we call it "tilliliha".

>>16603118
plenty of other fathers manage to get by without developing a blood shit fetish, anon. it's just you

anyway, here's a proper meat pie

>>16606517
>t. never had a long term girlfriend

This is what people actually eat in Scandinavia. All the other replies are complete bullshit that we might eat once or twice a year during big holidays.

>>16591163
>contains rapeseed/canola oil
I'd use deenz for my omega 3 but all the ones you can buy in Sweden are either in sunflower/rapeseed oil or in tomato sauce which contains rapeseed oil. I hate this disgusting fucking country so much. Also this is what we eat here, shitty powder that you whisk with some hot water to make mashed potatoes, and some fabricated mystery meat sausages drowned in sauces to mask the lack of flavor. Fuck this hell on earth.

>>16601504
>why is it that you literally can't get these in a store?
You can get them with pearl sugar and even with the correct classic name. I knew an adopted African guy who'd say "en negerboll tack" when he ordered them at a konditori just to make the worker behind the desk uncomfortable. It was great. Also Delicato and all the other companies that put cocos on them can go burn in hell.

>>16601527
>cacao from south america
>>16601576
saffron from the middle east

This proves that national cuisine is not about where the ingredients are from, but what you can make with them. Italians win again.

>>16601789
>juletallerken
For me it's the more modernized version.

>>16590988
>>16605303
>buy some finnish piroger from LIDL
>they taste fucking disgusting
>look at the package and it contains rice
What the fuck is wrong with you? Gorbys piroger är perfektion.

>>16606559
plenty of straight men in long-term relationships also get by without developing a blood shit fetish, anon. it's okay to jerk off to blood shit, just try to keep it to yourself

anyway, tfw you look up a Finnish restaurant in the USA and the menu has Italian and fucking Swedish food on it

>>16607186
What the fuck is wrong with you people

Fuck this thread. Not even mentioning the goat of all nordic cuisine.

Flygande Jakob

-chicken
-bacon
-chilisauce
-peanuts
-banana

serve with rice

>>16607186
speak for yourself sven, people in Denmark eat well

Food of the gods

>>16590763
Taco friday

>>16595963
Those look like buttholes

>>16608814
A lot of projection going on where did you come up with all that?

>>16609166
ugh, those fucking tubs.

>>16607266
>buy some finnish piroger from LIDL
köp någo ordenteliger piroger iställe. finns ju inga någo bra piroger ellä ander bröjverchin i sverige.

>>16609210
your obsession with blood shit to the point where you see it in innocuous meat and berry dishes, anon. also the fact that you didn't deny it when I implied it the first time. it's not a stretch. but it's also possible that you're just garden-variety obsessed. either way, there's help out there

anyway, has anyone here had Greenlandic food? in your experience, how does it differ from Danish food?

>>16590763
Scandi food is a mess but it's a delicious mess

>>16592024
the best fucking thing

>>16596638
we could make them real

>>16604770
Do you just walk past the vegetable isle?

>>16601320

I'm bussing

>>16600487
Yum

>>16590763
I liked blodpalt when I had it.
Any fresh fish caught in any Nordic country.
Risgrøt is nice when I get sick of oatmeal.
It's not a stunning culinary culture, but it's not as bad as people say it is.

>>16590763
Lörtsy from Eastern Finland. Traditionally has a sweet apple or berry filling, or a savory filling with meat, rice and onion.

>>16595546
This one is good and actually somewhat intricate. A kind of meatloaf made with caramelized cabbage.

>>16590763
Reindeer loin, steak, and backstraps.
This you should be able to get in both Finland amd Sweden and maybe Norway.

Blodpalt.
This is a Swedish dish made with potato, onion, allspice, pork blood, and fatty pork. It's served with molten butter and lingonberries, typically.

Mårten Gås dinner.
Several dishes made with different parts of a goose. Swedish southern traditional festive meal.

Jansson's temptation.
A classic Swedish late-night and/or drinking food, and/or christmas dish.
Julienned potatoes, creamed in the oven with anchovies, plenty of onion, some breadcrumb and cream.

Gravlax.
Cured fresh salmon using salt, sugar and herbs (usually dill and/or parsley).

Cream of Sweetbreads and morel soup.
A swedish/norwegian/danish dish, perfect as a starter or a main. Very cozy and comforting - any dish with sweethreads is going to be a pain preparing though. Getting all that membrane out without wasting all the food is rough.

Beetroot salad
Similar to a mayo based potato salad, you use pickled beets, equal parts may and sourcream, some white pepper, some salt, some powdered onion, and a small dash of a liquor you enjoy ( I like brandy/cognac/armagnac).

>>16592052
Clearly, yoy either had no wish to look up a decent place when you went, or you are a tastelet, or you are pretending you have tried it based on how hard.American hipsters.fetishes scandinavian countries at the moment.

Your description does not match any nordic country, amd I know their cuisines well, except for Iceland and the faroe islands (which I did not even realize also counted as nordic?)

Swefag here.

>>16592112
You are clearly bullshitting and do not want to specify in order that locals can't call you out on it.

Gtfo this thread, please.

>>16592180
Which do you consider "all the" Nordic "countries"?

>>16593351
These are really nice.
Norway's parade number.

>>16595136
Honestly, I find they look more interesting than they taste.

Skåne brings a decent amount of cookery to the table, but this is not something I would recommend.

>>16595604
Picky (probably obese, probably wearing fedoras, probably thinks of himself as.cultured for discussing mountain dew nuances on plebbit) manchild spotted.

>>16596753
Lmao
Check in with ramsey just to tilt him with this glorious frankensteinian creation.

>>16597378
Comin from an obvious ameritard, it's funny how you guys make these statements without seeing the obvious irony in them.

>>16599718
How xan you not succeed in eating a sandwhich? How do you deal with hot dogs? You only eat them in zero G?

Go back to...school?

>>16599969
Norwegian detected, lmao

>>16603097
Some guys are so seethingly angry over some scandies fucking their girlfriends.

Sheesh

>>16605274
The amount of custard is staggering.
Too much for my tastes, and I love custard.

>>16607186
White trash people who buy the cheapest possible beer, go to spanish islands to get smashed as a vacation, and enjoy speedway racing eat this on a daily ish basis. Other swedes certainly do not.
University students who have yet learned how to take care of themselves also eat like this, I suppose.

>>16607186
Nice, a good old classic (makaroner och falukorv) when you are to tired to cook but still very hungry.

>>16601347
Just thinking what to eat next week and see your pic, fläskpannkaka it is :D

>>16607186
>>16606517

>>16609647
What the fuck is wrong with you?

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>>16613444
just looking through the examples posted in this thread is proof about your food being absolute fucking dogshit not sure what else your seeing here

90% of Finnish traditional cuisine is pure shit.
We do have some gems though.

>>16595546
God tier

>>16607186
Pretty true. I live in Sweden and everything so far thats been posted are things that noone fucking eats. Well there is one thing that was accurate
>>16600385
This is pretty accurate.

>>16595523
I was so proud of myself eating 4 of these, I then heard an calm voice ordering 6. Behold an over 2m thin carpenter.
I had to stay and see if he could do it, he did.
One day /ck/, one day I'll make it

>>16590763
Heil Ukko