/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16590937
This nigga said what we've all been thinking.
I don't have a jaw that can unhinge like a snake. Wtf and I supposed to do with a 5in tall burger?
Imagine if someone wanted a larger pizza and instead of them making it a larger diameter, they just made it taller. You'd end up with the slop they serve in chicago.

They don't need to be either because a regular sized hamburgare is a perfectly fair amount of food, especially combined with fries.

Fucking fatties always wanna make shit bigger. Lose weight you fat retards

>>16591006
>especially combined with fries.
fatass

>>16590937
how do I make a burger that doesn't shrivel into a squat puck?

>>16591006
A 250kcal burger isn't a meal for anyone.

>>16591085
euros fuss about portions because they eat 8 tiny meals a day and imagine that americans eat their massive burger meals 8 times a day too, and can't fathom only eating twice a day

>>16591006
>hamburgare
I was going to say nobody says this, but apparently it's a Scandnavian thing, probably Swedish. Get a real language, you twats.

>>16590944
Midwestfags need to be nuked

>>16591074
What is squat puck

>>16591074
Make an indent with your thumb in the middle.

>>16590937
No, they need to be longer. Like hotdogs.

>>16591239
looks like a mix between a hockey puck and Ligma puck.

>>16590937
if you promise to stay off reddit i will too

>>16590937
wider than you muhammed

fentanyl (in a syringe)

This. I ate a cheeseburger a few days ago that was stacked way too high with shit and everything was spilling out and it was impossible to get the whole thing in my mouth.
The flavors were great but the thing was built terribly.

Whataburger.

>>16591518
I do not doubt it, John.

>>16590937

>>16591085
then dont go to mcdonalds you fat retard

>>16592222
Quads of btfo'ing