/ck/ - Food & Cooking

it tastes like shit

>>16586518
hot and sour tofu tastes good

>>16586502
IGBTWNSITM

>>16586529
wtf is this

>>16586518
I only want to know if it's oraginc and not gmo

>>16586502
idk how healthy it is, have you seen japanese porn? They pick guys with like these tiny dicks and I'm starting to think thats the best they got.

>>16586577
Damn
So if you can eat something to make your penis smaller, then what you have to eat to make it bigger?

>>16587485
steak and eggs. lots of both

>>16587503
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

>>16586502
they haven't figured out how to pump high fructose corn syrup into it yet

>>16586502
I don't like the taste or texture but there's nothing stopping you from eating all the tofu you want. You can get it in any grocery store

>>16586523
Its everything else but the Tofu that tastes good. Rotten toenails would taste goodif smothered in chinese sauces.

>>16587544
take your 50 cents get outta here WUMAO

>>16586502
Japanese cuisine consists of many smaller disher during eaten during a meal. Tofu is one of them. I'm not sure whether a eu/us person would go the extra length to prep tofu (it's easy though)

>>16586577
Soy has estrogen in it. Not much, but if its something of a staple in your culture it could be a problem

>>16586546
I assume it's the latest variant on "YNBAW" or whatever lost /pol/tards used to say when they were feeling scared by food that didn't come outof a cardboard box

>>16587544
How many times are you going to post this and the Hong Kong copypasta?

How does it being genetically modified make it less healthy for you?

>>16588212

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ki0BUon0zIE

>we’re not using gmo

>lol bro why don’t you want a gmo bro

>>16586502
Look at her instinctively pulling her skirt up when someone points a camera at her lmao daddys been a very naughty boy indeed (but who could blame him)

>>16589579
jesus dude she's just a little innocent girl

>>16586502
nothing's wrong with tofu as long as you don't treat like a regular meat substitute.

>>16586502
>In fact it's very healthy

This is the major misconception Tofu in the west faces. The best tofu dishes are not healthy.
They're
>fried tofu
tofu is delicious fried as a snack with a dipping sauce but it's fucking fried
>mapo tofu
The single most famous tofu dish
swimming in a sea of chilli oil and pork fat and pork mince
>fried rice/ noodles (pad thai etc)
always made better with the addition of tofu, better yet, fried tofu, also, very oily dishes


The last two bring up the other contradiction. That tofu is some 'vegetarian' food. Actually a lot of great tofu dishes (or it's use in Japanese cuisine) are alongside meat/fish.

>>16586502

I will not eat the estrogen beans!

>>16589579
Literally kys

>>16587485
ecuadorians have the largest average dick
>Most regions in Ecuador follow the traditional 3 course meal of sopa/soup and segundo/second dish which includes rice or pasta and a protein such as meat, poultry, pig or fish. Then dessert and a coffee are customary. Dinner is usually lighter and sometimes just coffee or agua de remedio/herbal tea with bread.
>For the most part, Ecuador is known not only for its bananas, and all the dishes made from them, but for its starch consumption of products like potato, bread, pasta, rice, and yuca. Traditionally any of these ingredients can be found in either the soup or the rice platter that may be served.

>>16586523
Tofu is just a vehicle for the sauce and other ingredients. Like pancakes and maple syrup.

Tofu is neither good nor bad on its own. Just boring.

>>16589579
>>16590692
>>16590921
Lgs are built for sex and exist to pleasure adult cocks.

>>16587544
they hated him because he spoke the truth

>>16590835
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

>>16591200
Based

>>16591080
>sources: surveymonkey

I get tofu sometimes and just pour soy sauce on it and have that as a meal. Extra firm from the local asian market. Usually always get fried tofu when I get chinese. Mapo Tofu is a risky thing to order because some places they make it sweet or send a watery mess without any pork fat in it. Oddly the best Mapo Tofu I've ever had was from this korean chinese place when I was doing some work in Hanoi.

>go to trashy chinese place at 3am drunk
>order 'tofu and meat'
>oh fugg
>what meat is it
>I just ordered non-specific meat
>order arrives
>it's absolute sloppa
>excuse me what meat is this?
>it meat
>yes but what kind? Pork, beef?
>... yes...

>>16591723
What I remember as chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

>turtle/shark fin soup
>fried chicken feet
>pig uterus noodles
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
>unidentifed fish balls on a stick
>boiled dog meat
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese.

>>16586546
>wtf is this
im gay by the way not sure if it matters

>>16591723
mapo tofu?

>>16586502
I stick the tofu straight up my ass to make sure as much estrogen as possible goes in my blood stream

>>16586502
>>16587892
>why can't we all eat it aswell?
You must also consume a lot of seaweed because the iodine in it counters the goitrogenic (s0yb0y) effects of tofu.

>>16592134
>I stick the tofu straight up my ass

"Cram", anon. The word is "cram."

>>16593862
>goytrogenic

SHUT IT DOWN

>>16586502
Well you can, but it tastes like shit unless it's drenched in sauce or pressed and marinated.
>>16588212
It doesn't, unless the modification gives the crops a phenotype that is somehow harmful to human health. The hysteria around GMOs is absolutely retarded.
>>16590885
Also avoid plastics, beer, factory farmed meat and dairy if you're paranoid about small pp or whatever.

>>16592038
chinese people could probably eat better if they didnt sell all their shit to america

>>16591161
Drop off a bridge.

>>16586502
>In fact it's very healthy when not gm
so is a traditional country lifestyle of Okinawans.
>what is real tofu
cannot imagine what the peasants were eating while those other guys were going into space.

>>16586577
>>16587892
>>16590895
>imagine being this fucking retarded

>>16596249
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

>>16586502
Something like 90% of all American soj products are gm. If you're in the US or some other country that manufactures GMOs, get it imported from a country where GMOs are banned or required to be labeled.
Also, the idea that tofu is healthy is based on 70s diet science that says fat and cholesterol are bad, which appears to be flawed for a number of reasons. Fat doesn't make you fat, excess calories do. Cholesterol in the food doesn't cause high cholesterol in the blood, being fat and eating too much does. Most of the animals we eat have mostly vegetarian diets, yet they're still loaded in fat and cholesterol because these things are generated by the body regardless of what you eat. Furthermore, tofu is devoid of any significant nutrients other than protein, with negligible amounts of a few vitamins.
Unless the memes about white people thinking mayonnaise and ketchup are spicy are true, you're probably going to be slathering that stuff in salty, oily, sugary sauces, undoing any good it does, real or perceived. The Japanese eat tofu in conjunction with meat and fish, not as a replacement.
As for the estrogen arguments, I think this is a bit of hype. I did go vegetarian and even absolute 0 fat for a while with a lot of soj product as a replacement, and I didn't grow tits. It was the other affects it was having on my health that made me zealously pro-meat and pro-fat. That said, a lot of articles I've seen on the health benefits of tofu say it is good for reducing hot flashes in menopausal women, so there may still be something to it.