/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Nie je divu, že sme celému zvyšku sveta (ak o nás vedia) na smiech. Vymaž to

>>16573626
Nemazat
At vsichni vidi ze na Slovensku maji i neco jineho bez bryndzu

>>16573502

Poland was a mistake

>>16573649
It's not polish, I bet Czech

>>16573870
You'd be wrong, retard.

>>16573904
I kept skipping through this hoping its fursuit would catch on fire.

>>16574365
Jesus fucking christ the end can't come soon enough.

>>16574477
>People spending money on things that make their life simple and make them happier?
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE THE WORLD IS DOOMED

>>16573938
I thought this was ja/ck/ based on the body habitus and limb neglect, but was suspicious how good everything looked.

>>16574569
Over egged it with the SMALT webm.

>>16574569
these are clearly entirely one trick ponies, utterly pointless to own other than the vanity of saying you have the most hip, gayest new product.

>>16574580
me too, i got bamboozled

>>16573889
At least I was honest that I'm just betting on it. Why don't you call the fag that assumed he's right without any doubt a retard?

>>16573904
https://youtu.be/WCtcrVBImUA

>>16574365
That's some pretty advanced science. Should they be wasting it on such a frivolous application? What if North Korea gets their hands on it?

>>16573870
>>16573889
>>16574937
It's Slovak

>>16573502
>not a single post mentioning how cheerios are called cornflakes in this webm

>>16577190
>machine that cuts the cheese
Soon we won't even need to keep real women around for the brap barns.

>>16575422
Thanks chef.

co to ma bejt wtf xD

>>16577441
You said it buddy

>>16574569
yes, wasting precious resources on things like those is insane no matter how you look at it

>>16577459
Resources exist to be used.

>>16577190
Literally removes the best piece of the cheese. Where does it go?

>>16577674
Probably cut into individual slices and packaged

>>16577684
Thanks

>>16577540
why not just buy ready made tortillas

>>16574365
>CHiP bakes cookies in only ten minutes

So in other words, in exactly the same time as it takes to bake regular cookies?

>>16573938
This guy died :(

>>16577706
Yes but you don't have to turn on your oven or clean baking sheets.

>>16577711
Meanwhile The Chugs lives on.

>>16575201
brilliant

>>16578084
that looks pretty bad

>>16573904
>Pure white eyes

Fucking horrifying

>>16578084
Could be done way better with the right meat. The meat choice is the only thing that really ruined it.

>>16578084
>>16578153
>>16578343
He's a meme on swedish /int/

>>16578275
But Telephone is the cutest most amazing fursuiter ever

>parky, spagety a cucoriedky
cele zle

>>16573502
Slovenská sračka, bych blil

>>16573502
looks like used tampons

>>16578084
>Fřoksdāns
>Kķlitschtùn
>Daňt va ğooþ
Broccoli
>Sqïïït

>>16577840
Christ, how?

>>16578924
Just gotta train.

>>16577711
For a dead guy he uploaded a video 4hrs ago.

>>16577190
>this kills the cheese

>>16577540
>water
>masa

That's not how you make a tortilla. Where's the fat?

>>16574569
what a piece of worthless shit

>>16579671
Dios mio...

>>16580743
>Mexicans put fat in their breads
No wonder you're the most obese country there is.

>>16579770
You're a fucking idiot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6JAAbS9tDE

>>16581459
is that a dwarf

>>16573502

>>16575422
women shouldn't eat eggs

>>16581471
They prefer to be called "little people" or "Five foot eight"

>>16581476
Imagine being this obsessed.

>>16581476
Their bread and chocolate are disgusting

>>16581476
>Its possible to drink blue milk by placing sea weed in it.
Finally, I can larp as a Star Wars character.

>>16581438
... you know what an enriched dough is right?

>>16581476
>see retarded video
>first instinct is that its all bullshit
>research
>it is
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/fake-real-food-tests/

>>16581683
>snopes fact check
kys

>>16581683
>ummm yeah no i dont think so sweaty how about we get snopes.com to fact check that
>heh yeah see turns out this is "Mostly False™" better luck next time

>>16573502

>>16581438
Do spics really?..

>>16581908
Yes, they really do.

>>16577206
kek file name

>>16581780
>how about we get snopes.com to fact check that

it's my first time hearing about snopes.com, but according to wikipedia, it is literally a "fact-checking website"
is there some sort of common knowledge that snopes.com is bad or you just have an inferiority complex?

>>16581946
just your typical faggot crying that they got exposed for espousing bullshit.

>>16581954
thought so

>>16581946
Snopes needs to be taken with a grain of salt depending on the topic. For things like this it's probably safe, but for anything even slightly political they are notoriously left biased.

One not-food pic as an example then moving on to not get more off topic.

>>16581946
snopes is a fucking embarrassment and in any case if you actually read the article you linked only 4 out of the 16 things they tested were found to actually be "False" while everything else was either true or ambiguous.

>>16581954

>>16581996
video has "American Food" plastered on every frame
only one thing is specifically american and it's false

>>16582079
Just ignore the butthurt europoor poster.

>>16574569
>WORLD IS DOOMED
yes it is

>>16573907
Needs subtitles

>>16575475
came here to do just this.

>>16574365
I wish The Cold War had gone hot

>>16574569
>hey can you pass the salt?
>sorry the wifi is down

>>16573904
Chad

>>16581966
>saying hillary didn't smash the phone when she actually didn't smash the phone is biased
????

>>16577540
this one is much better with sound

>>16583102
They didn't comment at all on whether it was to prevent unwanted data from being recovered by the investigation, retard. Plus, why be so pedantic about who actually did it? That's not the important part. I feel bad for people like you; you probably go into the woods and ask "where are the trees?" and when someone points them out to you, you ask "OK, then where's the forest?"

>>16583312
This doesn't fucking work. I know China funds a ton of fake satisfying/interesting/tech/food vids, but why would they bother faking this shit? What the fuck?

>>16573907
>Looks colourful
>Tastes colourful too
Kek

>>16573502
This has to be for children, right?

>>16577837
I use a toaster oven with silpats so none of that bullshit is necessary

>>16581476
>natural supplements won't burn
>oil doesn't burn

>>16583102
there was an even more egregious one where they said trump was lying about "acid washing" her hard drive because she didnt literally wash it with acid, she just used a program to nuke it. dont post snopes as a source if you want anyone to take your seriously

>>16583324
what exactly doesn't work?
spinning the dish before tossing the dumplings(?) makes them spread apart, shaking the slightly curved dish with the dumplings on makes them slide together.
it seems like a silly way to toss pieces of food in flour or whatever, but it's certainly not some crazy superhuman skill.
anyone could probably learn that within the same time it takes to learn the pancake throw flip.

>>16583324
Why wouldn't it work? You can try it with coins, he's just really good at it.

>>16581924
I fucking hate how this disgusting mexican street food trend is picking up. Fucking hate chamoy and tajin starting to become popular.

>>16577540
What strange ass mutt house does she live in? I can count at least 4 different ethnicities under the same roof

>>16580743
Theres only fat in flour ones usually

>>16578084
>boil all the food so there's no flavor or nutrients, just bland shit

IS JUST LIKE IN GULAG, COMRADE

>>16581770
>strain peas
>gives you the liquid
i don't get it

>>16583324
it's obviously fake, disregard chang retards
you can literally see the CGI hexagons move before he does and they jump like he's in a pixar movie lol

>>16574569
You're buying a small oven for cookies when you already have an oven that can bake cookies

>>16578924
He's a big guy

>>16581897
that's fucking raw

>>16581924

>>16579671

I'm a peaceful man but whoever made this deserves violence.

>>16582022

>>16573907
these are surprisingly good
i'd use honeybuns/the cookies served that day/m&ms and mash it into a sugar mess
it hits good when you're served like 1200 calories a day for months and years

>>16573938
>fatfuck can cook
damn i'm surprised

>>16578906
soul

>>16584145
You are fucking retarded.

>>16585606
Post a video of you doing this with just three things on a board and I'll paypal you 100 bucks

>>16573907

my mom worked at a prison, so i watched this shit out of respect for her, but niggers are fucking gay and retarded

>>16581476

that's all chink shit

>>16585989
is this supposed to make fun of white people using chopsticks or

>>16575422
you dont have to tell me what happened but you do have to eat this

>>16586003
They're eating dishes designed to be served to the table as though they're meant to be eaten by one person.

>>16585903
What the fuck

>>16575422
thanks chef

>>16581683
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I AM DEBOOOOOOOOOONKIIIIIIIIIING

>>16573938
What is he making? It looks an awful lot like æbleskiver except you use a special pan for those instead of deep frying them

>>16573938
The second I saw the oil was actually hot I realized it wasn't jack.

>>16584325
>>16584325
>>16584325
>>16584325

>>16586016
Sausage Party. It's a movie.

>>16586503
Hooo ... I get it ...

>>16586014
And? Maybe they each decided they only want one thing?

>>16586435
I think he's making donut holes, but added Coke to it like some maniac. Donut holes are basically the same thing as Æbleskiver, but they don't usually have filling.

>>16586526
This looks good

>>16573502
Do slavs really?

>>16586552
magyars are not slavs

https://a.pomf.cat/hemlxg.webm

>>16575201
Me when I eat ass amirite

>>16586579
faggot vtranny

>>16581946
>>16581954
I wouldn't trust these people with anything. Especially not with forming my opinion on things. You do you, though.

>>16581775
i love this shit, never knew it was done like this. awesome webm

>>16586545
Eh, that's some hilariously obvious coke product placement. Makes sense he'd experiment with it.

>>16586550
>being so anally annihilated you hunt down the original and plaster muh china on every frame
Your tears are delicious.

>>16586003
Those are all shared dishes. The stupid white people are taking entire plates to themselves.

>>16586587
Oh no is that a vtuber apu? I just thought his outfit was cute. Damn. Fucking vtrannies

>>16585614

>>16585614
>>16586642
Rekt. Send him the money.

>>16586642
pay the man!

>>16585614
>>16586642
It's been a while since I've seen a man this btfo

>>16586642
Why did you stop halfway through? You only spread them apart.

>>16586642
10/10

>>16586014
>>16586621
eating from one plate is kinda gross desu

>>16586596
fucking BASED

>>16578893
jej

>>16581780
noooooooooooooo you can't just debunk stuff you have to support trump!!!!!!!!

China has so much sovl bros...

>>16586903
What I remember as chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

>turtle/shark fin soup
>fried chicken feet
>pig uterus noodles
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
>unidentifed fish balls on a stick
>boiled dog meat
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese.

>>16586642
>>16585614
Post your paypal m8. Much respect.

>>16586932
kek, it's been a while since I last saw this pasta

>>16573907
>smush up a bunch of processed sugary snacks
>I invented cake!!

>>16578906
>could just use a screw and levers instead

>>16573907
>The world could learn something being incarcerated
lmao what a cope

>>16585903
ThIs shit is so fucked up. What broken mind thinks this is funny?

>>16585080
accurate

>>16574365
>more than nine varieties
so, ten varieties?

>>16585989
so that chink just sits there and jews gum instead of telling them the consums of the country? god i hate retarrds that get ashamed of the slightest confrontation

>>16587611

>>16584136
It's a smack barm pey wet. It's a Wigan thing.
I once knew a transvestite from Merseyside he had a Wigan address.

>>16587611
I've eaten brain once it was deep fried in panko and the taste was nice but the texture was enough to make me almost throw up.

>>16587611
>tfw no qt offal gf

>>16586537
TWU

>>16582001
I legitimately don't understand how asian people take huge ass cleavers and do some of the most precise cutting imaginable with them.
It's not like westerners don't have knife skills, but they legit have a knife for everything. In asia, the cleaver does fucking everything.

>>16575422
classic

>>16581683
So they just used a bunch of shit alleged food alterations used in INDIA and slapped America on it. That's gay.

>>16586642
Fake

>>16581996
How are you so bad at reading? It was a bunch of Indian shit that they labeled as American, mostly being bullshit and the mixed ones they point out why it could be possible. I don't think you actually read the article.

>>16583700
Hillary lives rent free in your brain. You just can't give her up can you.

>>16588062
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

>>16581868
...why not just push them off with a robot squeegee?

>>16575422
context?

>>16583983

>>16588073
Damn that's a lot of shit you pulled out of your ass just because Hillary lives in your brain. Were you constipated or what.

>>16588169
Damn I kinda want it.

>>16587611
prions go ebrbrbr

>>16574784
>>16574365
they're designed for gathering data.
in the case of the salt
>when you use salt
>what you use it on
>how much you use
>how many times a day you use it
>what time of the day you use it
>how many people
etc etc
and from there they sell the information to marketing and advertising companies.
the salt shaker itself is just a means to trick you into willingly giving them the equivilent of an online survey every day.
just the same as the Juicero.

If it's an otherwise normal appliance with a smart interface and an app attached, then YOU are the product.

>>16581476
>this webm
>americans literally shidding and farding their pants
kek every time

>>16586531
but that's not how you dine in Asia
you order dishes, they're put in the center and everyone helps themselves to a bit of everything.
it's meant to be a social experience over alcohol, not a library.

>>16588394
>just the same as the Juicero
That thing only worked with ridiculously overpriced proprietary juicepacks, the info mining was just icing on the cake.

>>16581476
Literally deboonked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSBSzWmjXO0

>>16578814
Very pretty

>>16588411
Well fuck Asia.

>>16588499
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

>>16574365
>special convection technology
So, an oven?

>>16588169
thanks buddy
*immediately drops and shatters the 30 pound rum cauldron*

>>16588534
>AY DIOS MIO GRINGO YOU CHOULD WORK OUT MORE MANG

>>16573502

why is there no sound on any of the webms

>>16588670
How new?

>>16588678
like 24 hours

>>16584325
For you

>>16586579
Idk are you?

>>16586642
>completely uneven
>not jumping everywhere
>different materials
>only 3
Wow you really showed me.

>>16573907
Do African Americans really?

>>16574365
I don't care what anyone else says in this thread, CHiP is safe and effective snacktime.

>>16588987

>>16585903
just another reason to hate kikes

>>16588792
You laid down the wager, he btfo of you, and now you won't pay up. What a faggot.

>>16589037
I'm sorry... I just won't pay, LOL, there's no way that this proves anything.

>>16589054
Mods can we get a ban on this guy?

>>16581966
Reality is notoriously left biased.

>>16587854
Wipeople
>'fruit' knife
>paring knife
>mango knife
>butcher knife
>steak knife
>carving knife
>boning knife
Asians
>big knife
>small knife

>>16578569
still nowhere close to kemochads and their suits

>>16586828
>>16588499
ever heard of thanksgiving? potlucks? it's not uncommon in america, but I guess when you eat out you think everything is for you.

>>16588792
>>16589054
I don't believe this is that same anon
There's no way someone would be this gay lmao
This man is defaming the other anon

>>16589836
fuck you

>>16583324
I have the CCP as much as any other person, but you're a retard.

The plate is rotating just before he makes them jump. Take the axis of rotation, and that's the center of a bunch of circles that go through the center of mass of each whatever-the-fuck is on the plate, I'll call them shits. When you spin the plate, the shits acquire a velocity proportional to the angular velocity of rotation and their distance from the axis of rotation. This velocity is always tangential to the circles I was talking about; the normal force (grip) between the plate and the shits keeps them going in circles on the plate. Then you either make them jump, or drop the plate. There's no normal force anymore keeping them bound to the same spot on the plate. They all go in a straight line with the tangential velocity they used to have, but they're all in different directions. Once the plate catches them again, the effect is that of a radial expansion centered at the axis of rotation. The faster the spin, the more linear velocity each shit acquires, the more it expands in a given "jump" time.

An easy way to "shake 'em and they all bunch up together" is having the plate be ever so slightly concave, which given it looks like it's a woven material or something flexible, it absolutely will be.

>>16589921
Took you long enough to respond, Jian. Unfortunately, your vernacular betrays your identity as a CCP agent who's trying to be slick.

>>16589980
>your vernacular betrays your identity as a CCP agent
anon you forgot to take your medicine again

>>16589980
>Jian
I'm literally just some fat faggot in Argentina about to go masturbate, but as you wis.

>>16581775
Looks nasty

>>16583716
It's literally fake, you retard

>>16573938
lmfao I though this was jack the whole time until the face reveal

>>16586642
you can see the reflection of the greenscreen.

>>16590286
The fact that he didn't get dough everywhere and use cold oil didn't clue you in?
Here's some Jack for comparison.

>>16590412
American Cuisine

>>16588073
>>16588144
>>16588528
https://boards.4channel.org/search#/trump%20annointed%20-spam/ck

>>16583102
>i didnt do it, i just ordered someone else to do it
>>16588062
>i didnt destroy it, i just destroyed it
the shitting was on snopes, not specifically hillary; that was just one of the biggest biased examples

>>16587854
I've got one, it's great for doing prep. I mostly use it for slamming pizzas in half though.

>>16588122

>>16577705
Why would I buy 50/ $1 when I can buy this machine for $300 not including the torilla packets?

>>16581683

>>16589588
Link to this episode? I want to see if the comments are tearing him apart.

>>16588688
Sound is only enabled on /gif/ and /wsg/.

>>16587611
I'd webm this but it's probably technically NSFW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCUi8doYdNY

>>16574365
Thank god I live in the 21st century where vital labor saving devices like this are widely available.

>>16587611
That chick looks like she thinks she's a lot hotter than she is.

>>16591213
I wouldn't mind her putting feet in my food.
I'd ask her not to wash them

>>16589921
Thank you for actually writing out the explanation, I thought we were going to need a diagram.

>>16581745
>>16581780
>>16586263
>>16590806
i don't understand

>>16589605
When you heap on the same level of cognitive dissonance and mental gymnastics that snopes does, I guess. Okay.

>>16589980

>>16578906
How it's actually made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cfk2IXlZdbI

>>16573904

>>16591439
don't mind them anon, boomers who get their """facts""" from facebook hate to have their private realities dispelled

>>16573904
at least he's waearing gloves

>>16578906
kino

>>16591978
Too bad this board doesn't support sound, as that makes this one a lot better.

>>16593140
If you got it, post it in the "webms for other boards" on /wsg/ and link it here. I wanna see now.

>>16587854
Because they're not cleavers. They're much thinner and lighter that a cleaver and usually kept at a much sharper edge.

>>16593146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBINjAu5hdw

>>16588169
That's orange juice, lime juice, grapefruit soda, tequila and a touch of salt. It's actually great and refreshing

>>16591183
super

>>16573907
>the world could learn something incarcerated
Or you could just not be a retarded nigger and bake your cakes normally with flour, sugar, milk etc.?

>>16574365
>add extra steps to baking cookies instead of throwing them into the oven
And people fall for this shit?

>>16575422
This video never ceases to make me not mad
The pathetic amount of eggs taking such a small portion of the plate only for the void to be filled with the fat fucking spoon
At least have something else but the fucking spoon fill the plate, my OCD is flaring up like a motherfucker AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>16577206
>the way they fail to dump all of the rice as 1/10th drops onto the table
lmao

>>16591978
Dude this is so random i was like lol wat? Is there a subreddit for this?

>>16578084
oh wow, the most basic braindead soup you could ever make
you just boil some water with a cube or two, add potatoes, beef or sausage and vegetables ( even frozen ones work ) then let it boil until done
incredibly common cuisine in binland

>>16590927
just search "sopranos lasagne & ziti"

>>16593959
He did that with tequila

>>16593797

>>16593959
My friends and I used to do this all the time in highschool

called them paint sticks

>>16581476
https://youtu.be/NHqN-Be5nlU?t=100

>>16586605
It's originally a made in China vid you retard

>>16589857
you got btfo so hard, jesus christ KYS

>>16586642
wtf is this real

>>16577206
BYE BYE WAGIE

>>16593797
Why does this keep getting posted? What's wrong with those scrambled eggs to you?

>>16588411
fuck china

>>16593959
bros... imagine feeling that THROAT

>>16594093
> /x/
> subreddit

>>16577705
but we don't all live near a taquieria or whatever it she says in that video

>>16593959
i can do that with semen straight from the source

>>16586642
based

>>16583983

Guy at the table is like...

>and what the fuck do you want me to do with this...

>>16578667
Slovenská sračka vám vládne, pepíku

>>16595675
I don't think anyone thinks there's something wrong with them, it's just a /ck/ meme. Probably because it was getting relentlessly algorithm'd by youtube at one point.

>>16594342
need this with the grilled cheese

>>16588169
I’ve been there, totally fucking Kino.

Canteritos el guero outside of Tequila, MX

>>16581770
Im an American expat in the UK. Ive lived here more than 2 years and I just today learned about Wigan kebab pey wet. It is the dumbest yet most deeply British shit I have ever heard of, and it makes the toast sandwich look like haute cuisine. It is a bread made from beer yeast, a mini pie usually of beef and potatoes and mushed pea water. What us wrong with the norf to come up with this?

>>16593797
fucked up thing is the "on the heat, off the heat" technique makes incredible scrambled eggs 100% of the time. he just uses it to makes vile slop for some reason

Have the jannies finally started deleting 'surly king of the egg fort' posts? Surprised to see a ck webm thread without it.

>>16574365
>>16574569
these make me literally angry. who buys this shit

>>16596353
we can go further

>>16596452
Disturbingly enough, there's not a single deleted post with a webm attached. Maybe Surly finally got out?

>>16593118
ngl that looks pretty good

>>16587133
Seth Rogen fans

>>16583768
Is there a name for that kind of street food with all those chips and toppings?

>inb4 garbage

>>16596807
abominations

>>16596807
Tostilocos

>>16578906
dude
rape
lmao

>>16573644
:DDD

>>16578084
I wouldn't mind eating it, but I sure wouldn't show it off. Nobody needs instruction on boiling whatever in a pot.

>>16586642
There are only three, you moron. This proves nothing.

>>16593157
The sound ruined it for me. My imagination significantly exceeded their execution.

>>16591183
comfy

>>16586642
>only 3
>literally can't move them back together physically
>never mind that the original was a fucking CGI commercial
I fucking hate retards

>>16589921
>uhhh akshually
it's literally CGI
there's even parts where he hides it because the transition looks awkward
god damn you blind morons are fucked in the head

>>16597492
>>16597511
>/ck/ - Pixels & Delusion

>>16586596
Lawd that cat T H I C C

>>16581966
>for anything even slightly political they are notoriously left biased.
so biased towards reality?

>>16591978
>not posting to the /wsg/ link with sound
>the sound is like him screaming at a high pitch
>YOULJLOLUOYOYHOYOOOOOEEHAHHRHAHHHHHHHHH
Worse than you can imagine.

>>16588169
Cantaritos and vampiritos taste really good because they use fresh fruit juice. But these places on the road use cheap alcohol. You can see how he opens the refilled tequila bottles. It gets you drunk really fast but gives you a big headache.

>>16588457
was waiting for someone to post this

>>16585903
Don't tell me this is what was in that godforsaken movie

>>16586503
Underrated