/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16571864
khlav kalash

Date Rape punch.

>>16571864
Oh my God... is that Chefhausen?!

Asparagus quilted pie that I cooked wrong

>Take two packages of sliced ham and dice.
>Mix diced ham with 1 diced onion. >Forget to saute the ham/onion mixture and immediately mix with mayonnaise.
>Add Dijon mustard to ham/onion mixture. If you don't have any Dijon, use something called "Darkside Diablo mustard" because "fuck it, that sounds spicy and Dijon has a bit of spice to it".
>Set aside
>Cut several asparagus spears into ~2" lengths. Underboil the asparagus lengths so that they are still crunchy.
>use a pre-made pie crust to create the crust of your pie. Use the ham/onion mixture as the base, and arrange the asparagus on top. Be sure to use all of the asparagus, resulting in two layers of barely cooked asparagus, some pieces of which are thick enough to be a mouth full.
>Crack six eggs on top before putting in the over, rather than once the pie is almost done, as this will allow the eggs to take on the consistency of rubber gloves.
>bake for 40 minutes
>force your dad to eat it all because he looked you dead in the eyes and said it was pretty good, while struggling to chew a massive chunk of asparagus, and he needs to learn a lesson about giving honest feedback.

Viola

>>16572215
why can't you follow instruction anon? you always do this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h2xpNOgzDg

>>16571877
No swearing