/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Once upon a time this Grilled cheese was sold at Pittsburgh pirates games. It contained candied bacon, a Granny Smith apple, and a leek compote

me after taco bell haha

Stevenage away

In Denver Colorado you can get "apple pie nachos" at a Rockies game

>>16568328
why did they poop in the bottom pic? i do not understand at all.

>>16568319
In Germany it's bratwurst, beer and violence.

>>16568334
Play on a skit from an old show called "Jackass" where one would order a vegetarian dish and sneak some poo poo on it, call back the waiter and ask why there is sausage in his dish

>>16568324
for me at PNC it's the pulled pork pierogi sandwich

>>16568324
that sounds pretty gosh-darned good if I may say so musself

>>16568338
Lol I can tell that the Germans deep down want the convenience of a long American-style sausage roll, but they are too "unique" and stubborn to do something American, so they just awkwardly stuck the sausage in in a round roll.

Fuck Europeans.

>>16568319

>>16568338
That's fucking retarded. How are you supposed to pile on sauerkraut and sport peppers when its on a round roll like that.

>>16568324
People ordered a cheese sandwich with granny app-
>Pittsburgh
Oh, they couldn't read the sign.

>>16568648
post the whole thing lol

>>16568618
What's wrong with amerimutts seething over nothing?

>>16568618
A bread roll just tastes much better than soggy flavourless hot dog buns.
>>16568662
You don't.

>>16568319
Why does it look like someone has shat out taco bell into a box?

>>16568702
>hot dog buns
Or a proper sausage roll lmao.

>>16568319
Sunflower seeds, and they throw the shells everywhere. It's really disgusting desu.

>>16568702
>A bread roll just tastes much better than soggy flavourless hot dog buns.
Just make a decent long bread roll for sausages. Nobody said you have to use shitty corn syrup rolls. It's obviously Europeans specifically avoiding the long shape because it reminds them of "American Hot Dogs"

>>16568690
It's not nothing

>>16568702
>You don't.
here's the European stubbornness again lmao

>>16568752
>Just make a decent long bread roll for sausages. Nobody said you have to use shitty corn syrup rolls. It's obviously Europeans specifically avoiding the long shape because it reminds them of "American Hot Dogs"
Long bread rolls aka baguette bread rolls exist but are still unpopular.
>>16568766
>if you don't want to overload your snacks with tons of shit you're stubborn

>>16568334
Food standards in the UK are that poor, anon.

>>16568648
>The forbidden one
Please no!

>>16568777
>Long bread rolls aka baguette bread rolls exist but are still unpopular.
Okay then make it more popular. Putting sausages in long bread makes much more sense especially in stadiums and sporting venues where convenience (easy to grab and eat) is #1 priority. Make a softer long bread for sausages. Thanks and bye.

>>16568319
i spit in the faces of people who come from america

>>16568794
Okay Carlito

>>16568794
*blushes and shyly opens mouth*

>>16568794
you can't afford water kek

>>16568810
ouch!

>>16568702
Maybe europoors don't, but you also put a long sausage on a small round bun. Obviously your decision making skills are shit. Doesn't matter anyway its going to be all replaced for you with Afghani food in a year there in Merkelstan

>>16568368
What is this? It looks very French

>>16568926
looks like some abomination sandwich with funnel cakes and syrup. Probably american

>>16568319
Don't forget our real authentic Texas style poutine.

>overpaying for dogshit food just because you're drunk at a sporting event
Eat before and after, you idiots.

>>16568319
Looks ideal for cramming

>>16568618
>>16568662
Just some mustard is all the German wants on his bratwurst, the roll is just so you can grip it without making a mess

>>16568962
up the ass?

>>16568985
Just make that roll long so you don't make a mess

>>16569000
I've never seen bratwurst served in a roll when I was living in Germany. It was a rectangular paper plate with a section you could tear off to grip the sausage and for holding the mustard and a small bread roll on the side.

>>16568618
>>16568662
>>16568710
>>16568752
>>16568793
>>16568919
>>16569000
Just use a wurstpappe, authists.

>>16569015
>>16569022
Makes more sense than a fucking round roll, I guess

>>16568319
inb4 the obligatory do americans really? europeons

>>16568618
you mad mutt?

>>16568319
>Globe Life Field
I hate the modern world

>>16568648
STOP

>>16569048
it's your loss.

>>16568947
Leaf here, we actually do have pulled pork and various other topped poutine.

>>16569022
This remind your grandpa of the 0 holocaust prisoners he experimented on, Hans?

>>16569045
Seeing Europeans put sausage in a small round bun is like witnessing a civilization that didn't invent the wheel yet. It's so backwards that it hurts my brain.

>>16569060
Blame the people willing to pay $11m a year to put their sing on the stadium name

>>16568800
Kek

>>16568947
Looks good

>>16568947
i would eat this

>>16569686
and the bourgeois version

>>16569022
Sleep tight lil buddy

>>16568327
mmmmmmmmm

>>16568648
ok what is this I'm not afraid

>>16570475
the fox is shitting a thick steamy log into a footlong subway sandwich bread.

>>16570487
so it is a subway ad?

>>16568677
Youve never had cheese and fruit before?
Granny smiths are great with cheese.

>>16570505
almost as good for their PR as Subway Jared

This is $75 at the Arizona Cardinals stadium. It weighs 7 lbs. This seems like the dumbest thing to eat at a game, and a really good way to have to sit down and sit on a piss covered toilet seat in the one stall available in each bathroom.

>>16570534
that doesn't even look appetizing why bother
>cold processed cheese food
JESUS...

>>16570534
you gotta be a dumbass to pay 75 dollars for that all of it looks like frozen food

>>16568648
POST IT.

FORM EXODIA. DOI IT FAGGOT

>>16570534
It's entertainment, just like the sport. You're paying $75 for the entertainment of eating a stupid large thing during a game.

>>16568985
>Just some mustard is all the German wants on his bratwurst
I bet a lot of Germans want to add other interesting toppings on the sausage, but they can't because of the retarded round bread

>>16570985
bratwurst doesn't need anything fancy to go with it, it's nothing like bland american hot dog sausage made from assholes and lips

>>16570985
Nope, it's all about the sausage.

>>16568330
What is this...

>>16568319
Pie and me flask of hot bovril at half time simple as

>>16571053
>>16571072
ok

>>16571247
>>16571251
nobody cares dude just post the log already

>>16571255

>>16571261

Even more disgusting than the original.

>>16571286
They're just doing their job making a nice sub.

>>16571208
haha

>>16570534
It would look better without those nasty processed tendies

>>16568618
Disgusting mutt bastard stay in your containment continent. Fat POS kys.

>>16571346
fuck you

>>16568793
Why not put the fuel in the past then ignite it?

>>16571387
based autocorrrect typo anon

>>16568330
Those fucking rule though.

The lemonade at Coors Field also rules.

>>16572243
We pee from there.

>>16569022

Don’t listen to this guy, the Wurstpappe is only handed out to impaired, minors of AFD-voters

>>16568319

Please show footage of how this thing is supposed to be eaten

>>16572492

>>16572515

Ok you know your stuff

>>16568810
>a*erican thinks that water is some expensive commodity that is a privilege to afford
Damn, I knew it was bad there.

>>16569125
I’m pretty sure that pic uses potato chips instead of French fries, and possibly no gravy

>>16568319
>What is the food like at European sporting events?
its all ripoffs of the same as in the US

>>16572654
it's a joke

>>16572654
We get water for free here. That's how rich we are. We also don't have to pay for condiments or napkins.

>>16568618
we got them but they are not popular

>>16568338
> Do Germans really?
I thought you were master engineers and then there's this

>>16573169

It is simple, modular adjustable and efficient to consume. Those round buns are readily available everywhere here, the napkin is made mostly from recycled resources.

>>16573169
It is the optimal bread to sausage ratio. Mutts wouldn't understand.

>>16569048
Why would we be mad that your buns are too small for your bratwurst?

If anything, we're sad. You're gonna get sauce all over yourself. Why do this? why not just make the bun a little larger?

>>16569965
Went to the stadium pretty recently.
The price is right something like ~$12 for two of them, but they got rid of the self serve condiments zone in favor of sauce packets.
I know it's supposed to be the same thing but it feels wrong. The walking vendors don't even throw the peanuts anymore.

>>16573961

It was probably just some tourist. No one else would put ketchup on that. The bun looks like it was made from bottom-of-the-barrel analogue dough. The glove confirms a non-acclimatised visitor which just got ripped off from a chain fast-food booth.

>>16568345
Nigger everyone knows what jackass is.

>>16568319
>Bong football
>Microwaved steak pies
>Walkers crisps
Shite

>>16568368
whatever that red sauce is is questionable, but i bet you without it it's probably pretty good, hell it might be alright with it depending on what it is. it looks like some type of marinara to me

For me it’s the tender, fries, soda in one from Yankee stadium. Had one last night

>>16570517
My grandfather used to melt cheddar cheese on apple pie. Super fucked up, also a cigarette, apertief liquor and coffee after thanksgiving dinner. He was also from Pennsylvania.

>>16568319
Any of you roos got good stadium food? I watch AFL a bunch and would love to see a live game someday if work calls me there

>>16568319
The thought of trying to eat that at a ballpark in the Texas heat is making me queasy