/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16558113
It's just buttery cookies, they are fine. Try sex, though.

>>16558118
I have had sex before. It's very overrated. It's different to watch it but to actually do it is kind of awkward.

They're low-tier cookies, they got bought a lot because it was a cheap way to get a decent quality tin for storage purposes. The cookies themselves are like something from the dollar store.

The coconut ones were the worst. The best ones were the swirl ones followed by the sugar ones.

>>16558140
>The coconut ones were the worst.
Nigga those are great. The best one are the rectangle ones and pretzel shaped one

>>16558123
Agreed, sex is pretty embarrassing. Idk why everyone likes it so much

>>16558113
Theyre fucking butter cookies

>>16558113
Yeah, I remember those. I think they are pretty good, for what they are. As kids we used to fight for the ones with the coarse sugar. They go well with a cup of tea.

>>16558152
it takes practice and you have to be in ok shape

having a big dick helps too

>>16558151
Nah you just have bad taste.

>>16558152
Men ejaculate in a woman's vagina, And presto, after 9 months,you came to existence.

>>16558160
There's nothing wrong with coconut flavored food

>>16558113
These things were fake news always filled with knitting supplies and not cookies

>>16558177
Except everything

>>16558113
Your mother is a disgusting person and I hope she'll suffer, what a selfish whore.

>>16558152
Based

>>16558204
No

>>16558113
i like them with black coffee
they're slightly different enough to have a favorite and least favorite, but essentially the same enough that you'll eventually finish the whole can. then you get to fill the can with coins, melted cough drops, random fasteners, cracked tubes of super glue and pens that dont mark

Have you ever had a Chessmen cookie from Peperpeprperidge Farm? It tastes like those.

For whatever reason, these Cookies are selling big in China.
and that's what we care about

There are no actual cookies in the tin, it's a meme. It's actually just thread and sewing needles and stuff, not good for eating.

>>16558284

>>16558311
SHOOPED

>>16558284
>>16558328
Reddit.

>>16558113
They're like shortbread, but sweeter and more bland.

>>16558161
So there's another bad thing about it.

bring some to your mom's house for christmas and tell the bitch "marry christmas, you crustly old whoer"
she'll thank you for it, trust me on this.

>>16558113
theyre fine
>>16558188
>>16558284
if they're at your grandmas house or your mother is old then this is absolutely the case, dont be fooled OP

>>16558347
Zoom zoom with no family structure has never had the false hope of opening G'mas butter cookie tin.

>>16558779
>reddit
whoops, I meant faggot.

>>16558113
You can buy these in smaller quantities, always useful for the tins

>>16558113
like many others, my first experience was seeing them in pic form only, with the tin being filled with sewing supplies i didn't actually try them until many years later. based on the pic i honestly i expected them to be horrible, bland and dry as fuck shit, the kind of stuff that drains the moisture out of your mouth but they have just the right amount of sweetness and crispness.

>>16558113
They are not very good cookies and I think people mostly just buy them for the tin they come in.
As a Dane I'm a little ashamed of having my country represented by those things, frankly.

>>16558113
I personally don’t this you’re missing much. They’re very dry and don’t have a ton of flavor, but they’re not terrible. They might be good dunked in coffee.

>>16558113
>worth
bro, they’re like ~$5.00 per tin
just buy some

>>16558113
They are tasty, relatively cheap cookies. I crumble them and sprinkle them over ice cream.

>>16558113
They're shit, you should try the homemade ones Danes make for Christmas though.

>>16558152
people are for the most part just mindless bimbos. also copulins.

>>16559175
>I will never have my grandmother's homemade vaniljekranse again
I have the recipe, but it's not the same.

they were always a bit too sharp and pointy for me and the thread always got stuck in my teeth

>>16558954
What country is Dane/Danish?

>>16559316
How fucking stupid are you?

>>16559316
netherlands

>>16559316
The Netherlands

>>16559316
belgium

>>16559316
Denmark, usually.

>>16558152
just because you are embarrassment in bed doesnt mean everyone else is as pathetic as you are

>>16559316
Japan

>>16559404
Interesting how you got so defensive.

>>16558113
I tried them for the first time in 20 years. They're not as good as I remember, just lightly butter flavored styrofoam.

>>16559375
Thanks, I didn't realize they were a real country. Thought Shakespeare made em up

>>16559404
t. nigger

>>16558113
These are a 1000 times better anon

>>16559483
Is it normal to eat an entire box of these in one sitting?

My grandma had a couple of tins to hold her sewing kit. She kept it under her bed and I'd got so upset when 5-year-old me went snooping in hopes to find sweets but instead got pins, thread and tomato pincushions.

She only had a tin filled with actual cookies once, it was brought out after Christmas dinner, and by the time I got some all the good ones were gone.

As a child I remember them tasting like light, crispy, buttery, lightly coconuty cookies. Last Christmas I bought 5 tins because they were on sale and ended up throwing the actual cookies out because they tasted like shortening coconut extract and flour paste. The actual tins feel flimsier too. They're still fine for holding my sewing and craft supplies though. Starting last year I started baking large batches of cookies to send out to friends and relatives with a recipe that can easily be turned into 4 different flavors. The taste and texture is a lot like what I always imagined the blue tin cookies to taste like.

>>16559490
Not your blog you fucking loser.

>>16559491
We're talking about fucking Christmas cookies you mong. Get a hobby.

>>16558152
Yeah wasn't so good for me. Dick wouldn't stay hard and I had bad gas so kept farting. Was afraid I was gonna shit on the bed.

Lucky it was only a prostitute. Would be awkward having to explain that to someone the next day. Still embarrassing though. Don't think I'll bother again.

>>16559493
Stick to the cookies and omit personal drama

>>16559498
Reading comprehension is a learned skill I see.

>>16559488
Only one box?

>>16559505
I had to save the other for my mum

@16559503
>Reading comprehension is a learned skill I see.

>>16559460
Yeah, you really come off as the kind of guy who reads a lot of Shakespeare.

>>16558113
I've always liked these. I'm not sure where to get them though. Very nostalgic cookie that makes me think of Christmas time

>>16558113
wtf is wrong with ur mom ? Why in the fuck did she not allow you to eat cookies?

they are good and all but this shape makes them absolute god tier
it's ridiculous how a little change in texture makes these infinitely better