/ck/ - Food & Cooking

this is as much as sushi as French tacos is tacos

actually has some taste in it unlike the oriental rice and raw fish rolls that lack any flavour

>>16550086
Just because your burnt out palate can’t register flavors that aren’t either pure salt or pure sugar doesn’t mean that sushi is flavorless. Check blood sugar, tastelet.

>>16550075
well this is clearly trash but it's still probably better than sushi

>>16550090
cope
sushi is disgusting, nobody with a brain would eat raw seafood and my palate is fine, you probably taste things that arent there because you think it makes you cool

the japs would probably love it

>>16550096
>my palate is fine but certain foods that most people agree are good are actually icky because I said so!
Time for your insulin, diabeetus-lardus rex

>>16550105
oh you're right, can I borrow your needle dick for a bit?

>>16550105
https://www.mashed.com/285798/the-unexpected-dish-18-of-people-pretend-to-like-but-secretly-hate/
>Except, nearly 15 percent of those surveyed are not fans of this Japanese delicacy, although they continue to spend plenty of dough on those rolls. Do they just not want to let down their friends who are craving a bento box for lunch? >"My hypothesis is that not many people legitimately like sushi, but lots of people think that they should like sushi because it's en vogue," posited the blog The Comeback.
>Since sushi is seen as a sophisticated food, there might be an element of social climbing involved in claiming you love sushi, even if you don't, speculated Stuff White People Like: "it's everything they want: foreign culture, expensive, healthy, and hated by the 'uneducated.'"
cope & dilate

>>16550075
I would eat that

My family makes something like this for holidays but we use more cream cheese and we put green onions inside

>>16550086
>>16550095
>>16550096
you have the pallet of a fucking child i cant believe people actually get filtered by raw fish ffs

>>16550075
You gotta use dried beef. Its like $20 a pound. Pickle wraps are great. Iowa btw

Yay. It’s another OP-is-a-faux-sophisticate thread.

do flyovers really?

>>16550085
>French tacos
Actually a copy of the California burrito, pic related.

>>16550090
I know it's twitching with anticipation to receive BJC but calm your anus Billy-san.

>>16550075
I live in the midwest, and I've never heard of this shit.

>>16550075
those are amazing. we make them with pickles, black olives, cheese, and apples.

>>16550075
aka pickle roll ups, pickle and ham pinwheels, prairie sushi, Lutheran sushi...

>>16550075
bread them and deep fry them like jalapeno poppers

>>16550075
>Sushi is anything rolled
I hate this, but given that this is true in the colloquial sense WHY ARE ROLLMOPS NOT MIDWEST SUSHI? Why is it this?

>>16550554
Fish is stinky, gross and yucky.

>>16550573
So it's just like your moms snatch then.

>>16550575
How dare you.

>>16550075
Is the Midwest possibly Dutch ancestry? Because pickles wrapped in ham or some sort of cold cut has been a birthday staple snack since forever

>>16550603
"the Midwest" is anywhere the coasties have never been. Central PA is "Midwestern" to these people.
although most actual Midwesterners are of German decent.

t. Kansan

>>16550129
> mashed
They are the same idiots who make videos like
"never eat eggs they are bad for you here's why"
and by next week they'll have a " eggs are the best food here's why"
Also just because YOU don't like something, don't mean other people can't, or that the food itself is bad.
This is literally a sign of autism.

I live in the north east and my friend started dating a girl from south dakota. She was over his house one time and was so excited to share her regional speciality dish, and midwest sushi was it. Not like its bad necessarily but to be proud of it confirmed all anti-flyover bias

>>16550075
yeah jeez why don't those guys that live 6+ hours from the ocean eat fresh tuna and crab???? do americans really?????

things the internet tells me people around me eat but I have never seen even at redneck potlucks

The grossest internet midwestern thing people actually eat is sausage balls, which is sausage, cheese, and biscuit mix. It tastes like a prechewed sausage biscuit as you might expect.

>>16550900
I've lived in the rural midwest my whole life and I've literally never heard of this

I'm guessing you saw a coastie claim this and you took it as gospel

>>16550075
>Why yes I do search the internet for disgusting foods that nobody actually eats and post them on the cooking board of a Taiwanese knife juggling forum, and yes I am a homosexual European pedophile, how could you tell?

>>16550972
I was talking about the ham and pickle sushi thing, never seen it never heard of it

have you really never seen sausage balls? It's just a lazy potluck thing church women make that picky eater kids will eat, like pigs in a blanket. Might be more southern, this is arkansas.

>>16550075
ham and cream cheese rolls have existed forever

>>16551084
This. Here in PA we use lebanon baloney..

pinwheels
/thread

>>16550284
>how do we save even more money on the ingredients? We are already using a lot of rice to save on meat
>let's replace most of the remaining meat with fries
>calipoors actually enjoy it and tout it as their local cuisine
why are they like this?

>>16551205
California burritos generally don't have rice at all

>>16550115
swing and a miss

>>16550603
Yeah we have areas that were Dutch settled, Danish, German, etc.

>>16550075
Some girl from Minnesota made these for a get together at my friends house the other day. I had to politely decline lol.

Here's your midwest sushi, bro

Im from Iowa and remember seeing this at my grandparents at christmas. I wouldnt try it when I was a little kid now I love it. I also like cucumbers on mini rye with seasoned cream cheese

>>16551468
Pretty sure that's just a California roll with cheetos flavor dusted on top. It's more of a scumbag c*l*f*rn*an thing.

>>16550085
>>16550284
yea good friend of mine was living in france and this came up when we were discussing food, I didn't have the heart to tell him it sounds both horrible and not a taco

>>16550165
>pallet of a fucking child
No I sleep on a big boy bed, thank you very much.

Kek fucking retard

>cured ham
>gherkins
>fresh cheese

That's a nice appetizer.

Why call it sushi though?

>>16550075
Wrong. You forgot the tortilla, idiot. I shamelessly love these things

>>16550554
Idk but I love pickled herring and would devour this shit

>>16551507
It was invented by and is mostly eaten by north african immigrants. Shitskins eating shit.

>>16550991
Nah, these threads are almost exclusively r*ddit transplants shitting on the working class, they're the type of people that vote in favour of socialist policies, hate their own skin colour and shame people for taking pride in their heritage, yet feel smug pride in being painfully middle class champagne that are bourgeois as fuck.

>>16550075
this is innovative shitposting, i like it

>>16551573
>bitching about politics on 4chan
>calling others reddit
Sorry, newfags. Pseudo-politics wasn’t a hot-button issue until you faggots came over from r/thedonald and shit up the place. There was a time when we could discuss food, have fun and hate niggers without retards like you shoving around their half-baked ideologies that they gathered from this weeks slew of infographs on /pol/. You don’t have to have any certain political leaning to realize that the Midwest is a backwater shithole with absolutely no culinary culture of its own besides throwing canned or prepackaged slop into a deep fryer and crying “wa-la!”

>>16550075
>>16551468
do flyovers really...?

>>16551009
Maybe if you left the house occasionally youd have seen it.
Born and raised in Chicago here and I still see this disgusting shit at house parties and bbqs, its absolutely a strange Midwestern staple

>>16551757
It's not disgusting. Fuck you

>>16551671
The midwest is terrible. Dont ever visit. Yesterday I was raped by negroes while I was walking my pet pig

>>16551853

>>16551853
Flyovers think they're so smug when they tell people not to visit. No you fucking retards, we already knew it was a fucking shithole and that's why your own people continue to leave in droves every year. The whole
>teehee no coasties come here xD
Spiel is maximum cope for the fact that nobody ever wanted to in the first place and that we're highly aware of the fact your inbred asses hold a high level of disdain for any place or culture outside of your small town.

So yeah, places with actual culture, real food and things do are, according to you, shit holes. So stay the fuck out.

>t. Someone who wised up 20 years ago and got the fuck out, never looked back and will never go back

>>16551853
Did your mom at least enjoy the walk?

>>16552302
I dont know what the latest census data said for your area, but my flyover county is growing very quickly. Way too many dipshits moving in. Please keep telling everyone it is a shithole. You are literally doing me a favor

>>16550075
The difference is that sushi chefs pretend to be high cuisine food gurus who had to get training by an ancient demigod meerkat at the bottom of a mystical lake under the moonlit sky in order to master the art of combining fish and rice in juuuust the right way... and the other is pickles with ham and cream cheese because easy beer snack are based as fuck.

>>16550075
It's a joke you over sensitive faggot

>>16552302
>>16552365
>>16552390
>>16553027
Holy flyover cope! Imagine being so sensitive and defensive regarding a world that you have never experienced anything outside of. Yes, illegal Mexicans are flocking to your areas because there are more under the table landscaping job abilities. Doesn’t mean your area has become “quite the envy” of people who actually have things.

It's meat, pickles, and cheese. Are people really making fun of someone for eating this? Grow up

>>16552302
didnt read but so true haha i hate flyovers so much they're so boring

>>16553597
It’s not just “meat” it’s undoubtedly pre-sliced store brand lunch meat, sweet cream cheese and some gross pickle that looks like it came out of a vacuum sealed plastic bag from a dry goods aisle. Then you add to that the fact that flyovers give it its own pompous name despite it being a snack a 5 year old would put together when moms running late making dinner and you’ve got yourself a laughable concoction that accurately sums up everything we despise about the Midwest.

>>16553661
It's a piece of bread short of being a sandwich. You are saying you've never eaten a sandwich? Sure.
I'm born and raised on the east coast, but all my family are Midwesterners. They're no more pompous than anyone else I've met. Hell, people in Philly brag about which cheezewiz soaked sandwich they prefer. Californians smash avocado on toast and think it's fine dining. Cheese, meat, and pickle is tasty. Get over yourself.

>>16550075
Sounds pretty fun

>>16553672
>still not seeing the problem
>”nah bruh it’s just a breadless sandwich”
It’s a giant wedge of pickle wrapped with slimy boiled ham and cream cheese

>>16553702
>Slimy.
Yeah, sure. It's just deli ham retard. The same you get on any sandwich from any deli. Yes, it's just a piece of bread short of being a sandwich. There is no problem other than your uppity attitude.

>>16553750
>wah wah you made fun of my Kroger boiled ham product slices (water added)! How dare you!
Whatever, kid. You’re the one getting defensive over some prison-tier concoction that your humanoid habitat considers haute.

>>16553681
no it doesn't

>>16550075
Hoosier here we don’t call that “sushi” I have never heard this and I make them. I call them pinwheels

>>16554631
I'll take that as an admission that you realized your argument was retarded. Thank you.

>>16554660
People need to learn to use photo editing software before they try to be funny. Nothing more cringe than a baby zoomzoom attempting to make a shoop on their smartphone. Just another way phoneposters have stalled the flow of OC.

>>16554758
What I said still supported my “argument” as you like to call it. I’m not the one treating boiled ham and check-out lane pickle snacks as some sort of delicacy. Sounds to me like you’re giving up because it’s tough unironically defending such trash food, but not wanting to admit defeat you throw in a “haha I win” to feel good about walking away.

>>16553597
does flyover baby need a diaper change?

>>16554759
>actually this is NOT funny because I can see the pixels. In-fact I have assess this to be a common problem with your generation, in particular the prevalence of 'mobile devices'. If you wish to contribute to our humour I must insist upon you using photoshop on a desktop computer, as this clearly is not I deem it: Unfunny!

wtf its fucking real?

>>16554660
Came here to post this. No one calls these things "sushi". I have seen the exact thing when I lived in Ohio, and as you said, they're called pinwheels. It's just a mini pickle, ham and cream cheese wrap. It's no delicacy, it's served at picnics and shit.

>>16550554
Is fucking amazing and im surprised pickled fish is not a japanese/asian thing, they just eat it raw

>>16554802
he's not wrong though

>>16550616
Kansan here also,
we have alot of german and dutch ancestry, all the Mennonite and Amish here too.

Yoder is one of my favorite places to stop in kansas, there is a place called yoder meats and it has amazing products

Cured meats, sausages, pickles, eggs, cheeses and baked good, i have to stop in every christmas to pick up fruit cake because theirs is heavenly

>>16554842
>im surprised pickled fish is not a japanese/asian thing, they just eat it raw
Pickled mackerel is a very popular type of sushi in Japan (shime saba). It's not fully cured, as you can see, but it's still pickled.

>>16554906
>bragging about the 3 Amish people who live in Kansas
*laughs in Pennsylvanian*. You wouldn’t know “Dutch” food if you saw it.

>>16554942
make no mistake, both of you don't know Dutch food

>>16555004
You know what they say, it ya ain't Dutch ya ain't much

>>16555004
You don’t know we’re talking about a different “Dutch” than you are, right? Fucking self-important Europoors always trying to inject themselves into conversations about things they know nothing about.

>>16555034
settle down cletus

>>16555004
I have one of the largest Amish settlements in the U.S. literally out my back door
t.Hoosier

>>16554776
>I’m not the one treating boiled ham and check-out lane pickle snacks as some sort of delicacy.
Not that anon, but who is? It's just a fun, silly way to present a bunch of common ingredients together. Not everybody can or even wants to eat 100% traditional gourmet food, and some people can even get over their superior sophisticated elite tastes and get on with people from different walks of life instead of being a bitter, petty snob.

I'm English, and it disgusts me when English people shit on Americans for being "uncultured," as if posing with a copy of Shakespeare's sonnets makes them so much better than someone who just enjoys lowbrow entertainment and isn't ashamed of it. And that's what a lot of Americans are like towards their fellow Americans. Ooh, your cheese came all the way from France, did it? Here's your special big boy medal. Too bad you'll be eating that cheese alone because you're an obnoxious twat.

>>16550554
dude, midwesterners eat like children. they would vomit at the site of this

>>16555180
>eating raw seafood 1000 miles from the ocean
they'd probably vomit if they ate it

>>16555039
quiet jamal

>>16550075
>midwest sushi
>sushi
ewww raw fish

>>16550075
>“Midwest sushi” as they call it is pickles wrapped in pre-sliced ham lunch meat and cream cheese rolled up to resemble sushi. This is peak Midwestern cuisine.
looks tastier than a slice of fish wrapped around some vinegary rice desu

>>16553641
why would i want to entertain you faggot

>>16554802
tbf it wasn't funny, no matter what you think is the reason

>>16550554
That's more sushi than OP's pic, tbf

>>16555186
If you don't know the dish why comment on it? We eat a steady supply of pickled herring in the midwest

>>16553568
Stop moving here and voting democrat.

Are all of the people bringing up distance from the ocean posting from the past before flash freezing? If you don't like sushi then whatever but FFS at least understand modern technology that's highly relevant to the board.

>>16550603
Western Michigan and part of Iowa are Dutch but it's mainly German out here

>>16551009
Arkansas is not the midwest bud

Please stop making fun of the midwest.

I live in Chicago. The downtown area is literally half Chinese nationals at this point. I understand that the United States will become China 2: Electric Boogaloo at some point, like Canada already is. But downtown Chicago got a jumpstart on that.

>>16557606
the midwest is not the south. the so-called pre-trump "blue wall" was midwestern union workers who switched to republicans. the mindset is very different, even if they are blue collar

>>16556472
California roll contains no raw fish. The imitation crab is actually fully cooked alaskan pollock.

The midwest is poppin (except ohio) that's why there are so many people OBSESSED with it and flocking here from all parts of the world.

>>16557698
The cutest boys I've ever seen were all in Ohio

>>16552250
Skyline is great. I will stand by this.

>>16557715
You can also do all the cute boys.

>>16551468
If it had takis dust instead of doritos fucking c*lifornians would be shitting themselfs.

>>16557721
California sets the standard. That's why I can't buy hot dogs, even though I don't live in California.

>>16557564
I have no intentions of exposing myself to your rascal-riding Hickville Walmart land and I don’t vote Democrap anyway. The reason I loathe the midwest is not political. Not everybody gives a crap about your pseudo-political whinefest with “da libtards”. Politics are a reddit-tier hobby and nobody with maturity above a college student gives a fuck about them. One day you’ll learn it doesn’t matter, but until little babby grows up, enjoy bitching about them.

>>16551671
That graph has no correlation to your claims.

Do inner city faggots learn anything in their hood rat schools besides worshiping BLM thugs, Drag Queen story hour, and kneeing before DNC muppets.

The radical right has always existed on 4chan, we are part and parcel of posting here.

>>16557753
>i-i don’t c-care about politics he furiously bangs out tears streaming down his face
>too scared to admit that the rampaging blm thugs and daily pride fetish rallies have pushed him away from his beloved democrat overlords, he pivots to reposition himself as an enlightened centrist, above it all

how pathetic

>>16557812
you cumskinned flyover mongrel, you seem delusional and need to fuck off back to where you came from. This is a cooking board, you cumskinned piece of shit.

>>16550086
They put vinegar and sugar in sushi

>>16557835
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

>>16557824
On your scales I’d actually be considered conservative. I don’t support gibs to nignogs nor free passes to borderhoppers. That doesn’t mean I enjoy sitting around and whining about it as an armchair activist like you retards do. Learn to cope with the fact that politics doesn’t rule everybody’s world and just because someone doesn’t like your shitty factory farm riddled backwater plains doesn’t mean they support the political faction you hate. I know it’s hard when your pea-brain has let the politics board hivemind encompass your entire world view, but maybe one day you’ll grow up and see differently. The world is less scary when you stop letting others think for you.

>>16557987
based living in reality anon

>>16557620
Fuck are you gonna do about it cunt

>>16557987
Holy shit midwest faggot LARPers BTFO

>>16557987
YOU, I LIKE YOU
been saying the same thing to people lately...
it's like the internet addiction took over large swaths of people since the mobile phone got popular and candy-bar sized

>>16550554
Sushi is the vinegared rice.

>>16558135
I don't understand

>>16551009
>>16551757
Yep I am from Chicago as well and the pickle ham rolls are very common. It might be more of a Chicago thing than Midwest desu idk

>>16551459
cunt

>>16552302
Lol the Midwest has more culture then California will ever have, California is a culture less shit hole, most of America is. Only the South and Midwest have a culture of there own.

California uses it's multiculturalism as it's cruch and makes a mockery of the various cultural identities within it. Using Sushi as an example, the sushi in California is shit and is a watered down product designed for culture less Californians who want to feel cultured because they don't have any of there own.
If Jap or anyone of a more cultured background where to try the sushi in California he would spit it out realising how shit it is.

>>16550085
>French tacos
What a terrible decision it was to google that. Disgusting.

>>16558135
Yeah I know, that's why I said I hate that it's devolved to
>anything rolled