/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>16532680
>eagle
>red white and green
What did they mean by this?

>>16532680
Do Americans really?

>>16532715
Apparently we do. Just happened recently, didn't you read the OP?

>>16532715
seethe eurotrash you will never be free

don't toy with me. i'm on my period right noe.

>>16532680
no alky baja blast no buy

Oh god.

>black cherry
why the fuck don't they sell regular non-alcoholic black cherry soda? I can only find that flavor as a store brand from higher end grocery stores

>>16532826
It's 5%, basically no difference from regular sugar water.

>>16532680
We are a doomed species.

>>16532707
redpilled

>>16532680

Quick, somebody tell the LAN party guy!

>>16532680
>another spiked seltzer
Seriously? Thought that was already known to be a dying fad. After all this they just want to carbonate some water with flavorings? If I wanted to drink an alcoholic dew, I want it to be the real deal. Not some imitation shit. Ironic considering the name.

>>16532993
they're better off buying some rum or whisky

>>16532680
Might try, not much of a drinker but sounds good

I'ts just hard seltzer, it's not alcoholic Mountain Dew, caffeine and all.
So who cares?

>>16532680
How many of you old fags drank sparks, or the old four loko?

>>16532680
getting it

>>16533135

Not pic related?

>>16533104
>Old four loko
At 5% I doubt these things will compare at all to old four Loko but I can see it being similar to taste.
Also wondering if they are going to cut caffeine out of these as well. I would assume it's likely

>>16533148
It's just another seltzer drink. They're just printing mnt dew on the cans for a marketing stunt.

>>16532680
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

>>16532680
>5% alcohol

>>16533139
Oi, gib. Where gib?
>>16532680
Hell yeah boy

>>16532680
AHHHHHHHHHHH IM GONNA- IM GONNA CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>16532680
oh boy a gateway to a fucking migraine

>>16532872
>sugar water
>cans say 0 sugar

>>16532680
>5 percenter
I sleep

>>16533186
>>16533790
>I only drink HIGH ABV beverages for ADULTS such as MYSELF
You gotta be 18+ to post here, kiddos.

>>16533807
I don't think they understand how calorie dense booze is, these are drinks for frat boys too embarrassed to drink white claws.

>>16533807
>t. Bud Light drinker

That eagle logo is pretty kino

>>16533139
>4.5%

>>16533186
>>16533790

Bear in mind that this product's target audience is thirteen years old.

I think I'll just drink a zero sugar Dew mixed with vodka tyvm

>>16533186
Why the hell should you drink above 5% if you are some teen wanting to get drunk? On that note, why should you ever drink anything above 5%? Shit just gets you drunk way too fast without being able to enjoy the drinks.

>>16534049
Your generic 10% spirit+soda/juice/water mix of choice.

>>16534049
>>16534097
when I was a teen I drank nothing but whisky, gave me best drunkness and memories ever

yesssss get on the hard seltzer train boizzzz

>>16534015
Mmmm, no. Budweiser and other macros are marketed to kids, that's what major sports event ads are for.

>>16532826
But they do.

>zero sugar
dropped

>>16532754
>you will never be free to kneel
fixed

>>16536821
so just like your mom for money?

>>16536826
no, just like Americans in front of niggers.

>>16536838
Lmao how is that even real?

>>16536846
If you think that's bad check this out.

>>16536849
People make fun of flyovers nonstop, but we certainly don't have any of this in the middle of corn country.

>>16536849
Whats this an anti bigotry group meditation? Whats going on america looks like collective psychosis lmaoo

>>16536855
lol ok cletus