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what's the best store-bought mayo?

>> No.16530157

sir kensington's despite the cringe name
any mayo from soybean oil is automatically shit

>> No.16530205

>>16530157
>le soy meme
Tiresome, etc.

>> No.16530219

I hear Duke's is really good. They push some japshit around here called Kewpie too but I can't be bothered to try it, because I dont use enough mayo for it to matter.

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For me, it's gotta be the tangy zip of Miracle Whip. A sandwich just isn't a sandwich without it.

>> No.16531096

Majonez winiary. Seriously, really good.

>> No.16531117

hellmanns extra heavy

>> No.16531123

Dukes.

>> No.16531133

>>16530737
kys faggot

>> No.16531149

I like Duke's.

>> No.16531215

>>16530157
$20 per jar. Why don't you just make.ypur own mayo? It isn't hard.

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>>16531123
>mfw spreading gyno sauce on my sandwich

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>> No.16531249

>>16530141
I use Sir Kinsingtons. Make a nice tall club with turkey, ham, bacon, colby, a nice bit of honey dijon and SK mayo. Afterwhich I cram the whole shebang up my ass and reverse digest it, the way God intended.

>> No.16531286
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>>16531215
It's 9 dollars for 32 oz at costco, what crack are you smoking

>>16530205
>dude just consume phytoestrogens lmao
no

>> No.16531322

>>16531286
>I don’t know how biology works or much about this whole biochemistry thing but I know trannies take estrogen
You’ve never once had an actual hormone analysis done, have you. Feel free to tell me how you wouldn’t anyway, because doctors are being paid off by BigSoy.

>> No.16531349

>>16530219
kewpie taste like miracle whip mixed with mayo but more sour.

>> No.16531353

>>16531349
Figures.

>> No.16531357

>>16531349
This makes zero sense.
You either haven’t tried it, or you tried some that was a year out of date.

>> No.16531358

>>16531322
Consuming large amounts of soy have an endocrine-disrupting effect
>In order to understand how soy is broken down in the body, we need to talk about an important compound: S-equol. When soy phytoestrogens mix with the right intestinal bacteria, S-equol is produced, making it easier for the body to reap cardiovascular and hormonal benefits from soy that have been noted in several studies.
>That’s where soy supplements come in as a treatment for menopause. Researchers have found that, in some cases, phytoestrogens can help alleviate symptoms like hot flashes and night sweats.
>But here’s the catch: Not everyone’s body can produce S-equol. It’s more often found in the guts of people who live in countries across Asia, where diets rich in soy products tend to be more common. In the U.S., however, S-equol is often absent. And even when it does abound in the body, S-equol might react poorly with the high-fat diet a typical American might consume.
>In a study conducted in Rosenfeld’s lab, researchers gave supplemental S-equol to mice on a high-fat diet. They found that the mice that received S-equol became fatter and had worse metabolic disorders. However, the supplements did relieve their anxiety and depressive behaviors.

Keep guzzling plant cum though

>> No.16531362

>>16530141
Duke’s. Tangy, perfect for literally anything but especially any mayo-based salads or dressings.

>> No.16531367

>>16531358
>soy is bad for fatass pieces of shit
Okay, I guess I understand your fear of it now.
And I bet you’ve had a hormone test to make sure your levels are safe. Totally.

>> No.16531376

>>16531357
I have tried it and it was NOT out of date. I had a whole bottle. it was sour and tasted strange. People here report it tastes sweet which is bizarre because there is no sugar in the ingredients.

It really did remind me of miracle whip but not sweet.

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>>16531133
seethe more eurofag

>> No.16531419

>>16530141
You posted it, I tried duke's because of people posting it on here and i'd never thought to try a different mayo, it's fucking shit, it tastes like absolutely nothing.

>> No.16531443

>>16530141
Why is that mayo bottle wearing a Speedo?

>> No.16531458

>>16530141
ayylmayo

>> No.16531477

>>16530141
Kewpie. Japanese, not American. It's the best hands down. No comparison.

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>>16530141
>mayo not made from sunflower oil

>> No.16531644

I love the mcdonalds mayo packets. Does anyone know a store bought mayo that tastes close to it?

>> No.16531656

>>16531484
Redpill me on the goat tower.