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Yeah, I'm thinking Gordon is BACK


https://youtu.be/6EYIYXlc3IY

>> No.16529169

SALT EVERYTHING

>> No.16529176

>>16529147
Actually no, I think it sucks. The sandwich is way too thick to eat, he seasons the tomatoes, and avocado when it is not part of guacamole is gross.

>> No.16529180

>>16529147
back on the cocaine you mean

this engl*sh hack can't cook if his life depended on it, what an absolute amateur

>> No.16529184

honestly though if he would have removed the onions, eggs and avocado it would have been a great sandwich

>> No.16529189

he salted his bacon hahaha jesus christ
it is also way too thick for blt usage

>> No.16529191

>>16529147
>back on the List of People Who You Think Will Die of a Heart Attack Yet Still They Live

>> No.16529197

>>16529189
Honestly, I think the only thing he won’t salt is salt itself.

>> No.16529257

>>16529147
IT'S NOT AN EPIC MAAANWHICH IF IT'S NOT AT LEAST EIGHT INCHES TALL BROS HAHA EPICCCCCCCCC

>> No.16529279

>>16529197
>ad a PINCH of kosher salt to your pink himalayan salt
>just a pinch
>really brings out the taste of pink
He is so high that he can taste a rainbow

>> No.16529309

>>16529147
gordon stop spamming your vid
>>16527773Z

>> No.16529310

no chance he went anywhere near it when the camera stopped rolling

>> No.16529347

>>16529147
BUTIFEL, AMAZIN, RUSTIC

Deluded old fuck

>> No.16529365

>>16529147
Stop spamming this shit. Use the catalog you worthless tranny. Everyone hates you.

>> No.16529758

>>16529176
beautifah

>> No.16529779

Let's gf face it
Sand witch looks amazing

>> No.16529804
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literally some shot action bronson would have made high (b4 the weight loss)

>> No.16529821

>two fried eggs drowning in oil
>burnt bacon as thick as jerky
>lobster
The ultimate blt

>> No.16530228

>>16529147
>salts bacon
>puts butter on bacon
>puts olive oil on bacon
what the actual FUCK gordon

>> No.16530234
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>>16529147
It’s time for him to go back

>> No.16530506

>>16529804
this jew fuck makes me sick and those disgusting tatoos hot damn

>> No.16530786

>>16529147
Jesus christ. That was a disaster from start to finish.
>salt the bacon
>salt the bread
>salt the tomato
>salt the egg
I think the only thing he didn't salt was the lettuce but he drenched it grease and butter anyway.

>> No.16530801

>>16530786
It's a lot of food, it needs a lot of salt
I don't see the issue

>> No.16530832

I'm worried about Gordon's blood pressure

>> No.16530935

>>16529147
why does it have to be so huge? the eggs and avocado are just overkill. Sure it looks great and I wouldnt turn my nose up though

>> No.16530955

>>16529147
Why does he never show himself eating anything he makes

>> No.16530958

>>16530506
do not hate him because he is jewish
hate him because he is albanian

>> No.16530967

I’d like to try it and it looks interesting but too ridiculously big to eat not to mention

>the absurd seasoning of every item
>putting butter on the bacon only to toss it into the grill when flipped
>way too thick bacon for the sandwich
>too much oil/fat throughout the whole thing

Basically an amateur ‘kitchen sink’ approach.

>> No.16530986

>>16530955
I don’t watch much of his stuff but it was strange that it ended with a lame Forrest Gump joke and he never took a bite.

>> No.16532091

Never forget the grilled cheese

https://youtu.be/8E4cQHejFq0

>> No.16532131
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>>16530955
people don't look good when eating. Plus he always stacks his sandwiches too high with unnecessary shit

>> No.16532196

>>16530234
Wh does this look like an actual bong woman

>> No.16532208

>>16529147
Remove the lobster, cook bacon more, less butter, remove avocado, remove mayonnaise, remove tomato.
Add cheese.

Wala

>> No.16532255

His recipes are just hit or miss. His Texas steak and eggs looked pretty good

https://youtu.be/W1hd6y2JwUw

>> No.16532258

>>16529176
You don't season tomatoes?
Pleb

>> No.16532272

>>16532258
Not OP but when I make a BLT I think there's enough salt in the bacon that you don't need to put more on the T

>> No.16532442

>less than 1 minute one
>now just literally...the most beautiful...we're going to elevate the flavour

>> No.16532470

Nice to see him in men's clothes again.

>> No.16532541

>>16532272
Never gonna make it

>> No.16532562

>>16529147
LITERALLY
>*50g of salt into everything*
LITERALLY
>*50g of salt into everything 2x*
BUTIFEL, QUITE RUSTIC
>*drowns eggs in burnt butter*
LITERALLY
>*salts only one tomato*
FANTASTIC
>*dies of kidney failure*
AAAA, HELP ME MARCO

>> No.16532571

>but butter on bacon
>puts bacon on grill
>butter doesn't melt
>flips over bacon
>butter falls through grill

>> No.16532575

>>16532196
Gordon in drag looks better than the average bong woman

>> No.16532616

>>16529147
Man I wish I could make a parody video of this. I dont have anyone I know that could film me acting like an autist though.

>> No.16532631

he has to be memeing at this point

who the fuck salts and butters bacon?

>> No.16533051
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Back to what? To cry?

>> No.16533117

>>16529147
i wish this nigger would stop copying everything i do

>> No.16533746

>>16533051
That would be his choise, to cry

>> No.16535263

>>16533117
This

>> No.16535286

>>16529147
He looks like he died and the producers recast him.
Don't do drugs kids.

>> No.16536449

Why the fuck does he use so much goddamned olive oil? He did it in the infamous grilled cheese video too.

>> No.16536459

>>16536449
Thinks it looks cultured. He's a sc*tish retard that got lucky because he swore a lot and the English media thinks that's better than an actual personality

>> No.16536461

>>16529804
>American culinary greats

>> No.16536469

>>16536459
>the English media
But he's been far and away more popular in the US than the UK.

>> No.16536470

>>16529147
>spends most of his tv career berating peoples cooking
>mocks and overreacts to oversized burgers/sandwiches
>makes oversized burger/sandwiches and acts like it's the pinnacle of cooking

>> No.16536472

>>16536469
Yes but he became popular in England for that reason