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>buys hotter version of tabasco
>complains that it's hot

>>16525699
Didnt think it would be THAT hot

>>16525685
Bro, it legiterally says scorpion on the bottle bro.
Don't you know that scorpions are synonymous with HEAT? Because they live in like the dessert and shit like that where its HOT

scorpion Tabasco tastes like shit. Jalapeno Tabasco is the way to go.

You didnt need to make a thread about how retarded you are

>>16525767
If I educate one other person it was worth it

>>16525685
Why didn't you taste it before putting it on something?

>>16525685
I have a bottle and was also surprised at how spicy it is. I used it on chicago dogs to make them spicy.

>>16525685
Cayenne Garlic Tabasco is what you’re looking for.

>>16525685
The habanero version is perfect

smart people usually taste test before they put a new ingredient/sauce on their food.

>>16525685
It's only 50k scoville brother. That's baby sauce.

I legit was worried about trying it also, since regular Tabasco is max 5k scoville rated, this is on the box and there's no way it's that hot, maybe 50k like anon mentioned

>>16525685
This is the only vinegar hot sauce I use on canned fish products. It's amazing on sardines, smoked oysters, and kippers. Just a dash'll do ya.

>>16527165
There's 0% chance it's anywhere close to 2 mil scoville. Pepper spray is like 3 mill.

>>16525685
I don't trust anyone who doesn't use habanero. Normal tobasco is OK if you aren't a hot sauce connoisseur like myself :)

>>16525685
That shit is good and honestly not horribly spicy.

>>16525776
other people have sense enough to taste the stuff before dousing something with it

>>16525857
'go 'ogs?

>>16527268
Why do people purposefully misspell Tabasco?

>>16525685
>scorpion
That name is obviously not that hot bro

>>16527243
Exactly, but was expecting to drink lemonade to kill the burn, but overall it's good, but prefer the original style.

>>16525757
Jalapeño is the gayest of them all. Habanero Tabasco is superior.

>>16527165
>Apex pepper
oh for Pete's sake

>>16527666
I'd love to slather some Tabasco on those pits and lick it off if you know what i mean

>>16527165
Does no one have basic English reading comprehension? That's how hot the pepper is.

aww yea broze by yuccies arrived

>>16525726
It's named after the scorpion pepper that it is made from.

>>16525685
This is probably the Tabasco you should use anon.

fuck off

What are some good hot sauces that aim to be delicious with heat as a byproduct rather than just being spicy for spicy sake. None of that "INDUSTRIAL CLEANER FUCK YOUR MOTHER SUCK MY CUNT ASSHOLE DESTROYER" shit.

>>16528512
Most sauces are like this, just stay away from the novelty shit. I buy these >>16528392 because they're delicious. Now the Kutbil-Ik and the Caribbean are pretty damn hot but they are sooo fucking tasty it's hard to stop eating them despite the pain.

Also hot foods release piles of endorphins so although you are suffering on the outside, deep down you're getting addicted to that burn, for better or worrse

>>16525685
You know you have the habanero version right? What made you think the scorpion wasn't at least 4x hotter than the habanero one?

>>16525887
it really is, my absolute favorite hot sauce

Tobacco tastes like shit so your chicken was ruined to begin with

>>16525685
I put habanero sauce on my little sister's vibrator she thinks was secret. The sharp yelps of pain and hysterical crying echoing throughout the house gave me shivers up my spine, a sensory banquet of perverse ecstacy.