/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16524404
In their defense, the sloppa is sloppa, but it's really hard to make cheap pork chops like those look good.

>>16524404
That's funny, I'm a woman and my experience is exactly the opposite - most men I've known can barely dice onions, much less cook a full course meal. Its almost like the majority of people can't cook and it has nothing to do with gender.

>>16524431
POST FEET

>>16524431
YWNBAW

>>16524431
TITS OR GTFO

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>>16524477
Vile, kys tranny

>>16524477
thats a mans foot

>>16524477
You look skinny. I never trust the skills of a skinny cook

>>16524431
here's the thing though... men don't go on social media posting images of their slop and thinking they're cooking is great and praise worthy.

there's entire sections of social media sites where shitcook women are "showing off" their shit slop and are getting praised for it by other disastrous female "cooks".

>>16524436
Footfag, worse than incels
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>>16524497
Have sex.

>>16524483
>>16524486
Nah. That's a female with too much T.
Male feet are decidedly thicker, and usually have more muscle mass on them, with more definition around the joint.
This is a woman who is either a FTM tranny, or a woman who had a shit puberty.
>T.footfag

>>16524497
I lost weight over the last year because of depression. I'm underweight now. Not an excuse or anything. I do think its weird when people say they don't trust skinny cooks, but want to date skinny women.

>>16524511
but why would a ftm tranny identify as a woman in its post?

>>16524508
I'm not a footfag I just have principles

>>16524513
I don't shit where I eat

>>16524483
>>16524486
>not liking transpeople because Reddit brainwashed you not to like them

>>16524404
Thank god my woman is as good a cook as I am.

>>16524525
no m8 my stomach did that
i ordered some chicken tendies and chili from the wendy's drive thru and a tranny was at the window
my stomach dropped and i was a little freaked out by the uncanny nature of the creature, i havent returned to that wendys since

>>16524511
Interesting, do you really think so? I do grow unfortunately thick body hair, but I am relatively normal proportions for a woman except for my sad feet. My family made fun of it a lot when I was a teen. I thought maybe I have a hormonal imbalance.

To keep this post food-related, here is a load of bread that I baked.

>>16524501
Wouldn't that actually also be partly due to the fact that most men actually can't cook? Men have an ego too, if they were great cooks they'd be showing off to one-up other guys or attract women.

>>16524525
>reverse psychology
Did you come from the late 90's?

>>16524501
>men don't go on social media posting images of their slop and thinking they're cooking is great and praise worthy
>posted on /ck/
hmm

>>16524560
lolwut?
men that are shit at cooking at least know they're shit at cooking and are not taking pictures of their slop and sharing the pics of their slop on social media to get affirmation 'Likes" and 'way to go bro!" comments like women are CONSTANTLY doing.

women that are shit cooks and posting their shit to social media have only themselves to blame for making themselves into meme's

>>16524588
Sloppa posting originated on /ck/ you wench

>>16524541
If this bread really is yours, then it's beautiful! The dating on the picture name makes me think you took the photo.

I've been trying to get better at baking bread. I'm not brave enough to score my dough yet. What kind of knife is best for that? Is it quick slits across the top, or slower deliberate slices?

>>16524404
I had to -get this- actually explain to a woman why I piss in the kitchen sink. She had no clue.

>>16524431
this desu

>>16524600
Baker here; nta
Use a slightly serrated knife. If it's heavy steal, let it slide. Otherwise provide a little pressure. Do it as quick as you're comfortable with, otherwise you'll pull the dough.

>>16524615
its all drains whats the big deal

>>16524404
OP aims low.

Remember OP, if you procreate with stupid, your children will be stupid and annoying too.

>>16524600
I just used an ordinary kitchen knife. Honestly it looked really bad before baking, my knife is super blunt so the dough stretched more than it cut through. But I figured as long as you somehow score the surface that gives the loaf the room it needs to 'bloom' open.

>>16524622
Thanks for the information. I do have a serrated knife, so will try this next time.

>>16524508
>Have sex.
Cool, come and let us GET YOU TOPPED, FAGGOT

>>16524733
LOL ok like you could handle my boipussy. Go fuck your pillow like always you limp dicked fairy.

>>16524508
DIAL 8

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>>16524525
>maybe if i say that hating trannies is reddit, they'll believe me
Go back, faggot.

>>16524477
Didn't know actually posting feet would overload their brain kek

>>16524425
Bread them and fry them

>>16524477
Latinas don't count

>>16524404
If you can make restaurant quality food (doubtful) and your girlfriend can't, how about cooking with her and helping her out? If you can't even communicate on something like that I can't even imagine how bad your sex life must be (I honestly don't think you even have a girlfriend, or have even had sex, but am giving you the benefit of the doubt).