/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i could fuck all that up right now no cap

I don't think I could eat all of that but I'd probably be able to eat like 2 burgs and one of those drinks, maybe one of the fries and some of the nuggets. But I think I'd feel sick both from eating too much food and eating a fuckton of mcdicks food so it wouldn't be a pleasant experience.

>>16520017
kys

>>16520017
Food is for eating, not fucking.

>>16520008
That there is probably my limit honestly

>>16520008
i'd barely make it through one whole meal

I think I can eat a burger, fries and one soda.

But this is high carb fast food we're talking about so maybe two sets of that.

>>16520008
That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of nuggets in that timeframe, but I could easily.

>>16520042
Food is for fucking, pussy and ass are for eating

>>16520008
This looks like a typical small portion for a child. Americans eat loads of this stuff everyday and they are all super fat. Everyone is your country is far superior and is thin and fit.

>>16520017
>no cap
zoomer detected

>>16520008
Quite a lot, all of the food at McD's is pretty small.

>>16520063
Based and only valid answer in this bait thread

>>16520222
Checked, does this mean /ck/ has to become a red board now?

>>16520008
I could eat this but it would be extremely painful

>>16520063
Bait

>>16520008
I'm 140 pounds decently in shape and once a month or so I get a mcdouble, 10 piece nugget, and a medium fry. It's about my limit.

>>16520008
I wouldn’t eat that, but I could finish the whole thing. I’d shit liquid later in the day tho

>>16520008
I've somehow eaten two double quarter pounders in one sitting. That's a whole pound of meat, plus bread and whatever else they put in there

>captcha: WWHYY

I would not eat any McDonald's. I ordered their quote unquote "BEST" sandwich (quarter pounder deluxe) and the tomato slices were not only micron thin, they were still green. Needless to say, I threw that shit in the trash after one bite.

>>16520063
Argg'ably

Last night I had a dream that my tum was absolutely stuffed to its limit with McDonald's, and I've been horny all day because of that.

>>16520008
100 nuggets

>>16520008
After 1 burger and few nuggets I start feeling ill. That sucks since I really like McD cheeseburgers, but can't eat more than two.

>>16520008
I once ate 8 cheeseburgers inside my car in the blink of an eye. My usual order was 4-5.

>>16521738
hot

>>16520008
I could eat three of those double burgers, one of the nuggets.

>>16520008
most I have actually eaten is:
2 McChicken
2 McDoubles
2 large fries

>>16521586
Huel is that you?

>>16520008
Honestly let me take a dab and I can eat twice that in once sitting.

>>16520042
>not fucking and then eating

>>16520008
I usually order two burgers with a fry but there was one time I went over 24 hours without eating and ate 7 Big Macs back to back. Didn't take as long as you'd expect

>>16520017
>no cap
ZoomNigg

>>16520008
i could probably finish one soda, one burger, one fries, and possibly 1/4 of the nuggets.

>>16520008
im doing martial meme but sometimes im lazy and order 5 chicken burgers, 5 cheese burgers (I bring my own drink, fuck your overpriced tiny fucking cups) and big fries

>>16520008
one time a group of us tried to order 50 burgers, the drive through guy thought we were trolling, and than stealing, he made us walk in

>>16520008
This meme is so stupid. Its stupidity is meant to sell more meals at McDonald's.

>>16520326
guarantee ive been here longer than you have

>>16522127
it was a challenge a bunch of people did it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqCjsZyYaVA

>>16520017
What does no cap mean

t. Adult white guy

>>16522493
kind of a like a combo "for real" and "inb4 cringe"

>>16522179
>i challenge you to buy more stuff
awesome

>>16520063

I want to eat 20 cheeseburgers for my 20th birthday in a few months.

>>16520008
Zero, since I'll be spending my bucks at Burger King.

>>16520008
I don't eat food for spear-chucking niggers, street-shitting pajeets, and drug-snorting spics

>>16522761
Why would I need a new storage rack each year?

>>16520008
if i hadn't eaten all day I could probably take down the two quarter pounders and one box of nugs.

>>16520008
The drinks would be too much, but I could probably power through all the food if I really wanted to. But why would I want to make myself ill? Give me one of the nugget piles and I'll leave the rest.

>>16522134
I highly doubt it.

>>16522949
dude you're talking to moot (I have a moot-identifying extension)

>>16522761
I think I would rather eat a 9mm then eat beans and rice for a year straight.

>>16522860
same tbqh

>>16522949
ive been here since 2010, you?

>>16522993
1998

>>16520008
Went camping one time and didn’t have much to eat for a good 5 days. Came home and downed 3 Big Macs and like two large fries plus two cokes. Best time of my life, slept like a fucking baby that night too.

>>16523003
There are few pleasures in life as simple or great as gorging yourself on an empty stomach and then sleeping it off.

>>16522993
Did you really just try bragging about how long you've been on 4chan?

>>16520008
None at all. My body is too fucked up. I'd be bedridden for days.

4 cheeseburgers
2 mcchickens
10 nugs
1 Medium Fry
Large Coke

must be drunk

>2 burgs, usually one large one small
>sides
>one drink

no more than that, and fortnightly at max

>>16520008
Perobably 10-15 normal hamburgers

I once ate 140 burger king chicken nuggets in one sitting however i don't know how well i would fare against MacDonald's nuggets.

>>16520008
I used to be able to eat more, but stomaching McDonald's is just harder now as I've grown accustomed to eating healthy home-cooked meals. That said, quarter-pounder with cheese and bacon meal, with a coke.

>>16522042
More he's not a phoneshitter

>>16522857
because you'll have eaten the old one dummy

I used to bring 10 Double cheeseburgers and 10 mcchickens when i went to Starcraft LAN parties

>>16521940
>take a dab
Does that mean smoke weed? Sorry I'm old as fuck

>>16523227
it's a bit different in that you use a heated glass tube to heat up and inhale a concentrate
t. fellow old person

>>16520017
do it nigger
go to your nearest mcdonalds and buy this shit and make a separate thread of you eating that shit
I know you won't fucking coward bitch

>>16520008
How much could I eat? A fuckton. Hungry/high enough, a few big sandwiches and a few big fries could happen. But I've never maxed out my McDick's. Always feel like shit 20 minutes later. When I do eat it, it's usually 2 McDoubles and a coke.

>>16520017
deadass?

>>16522493
>t. Adult white guy
Lol

>>16520008
>2021
>still eating abject garbage

Like 70% of the population is overwieight and people are still eating that shit. Dumbasses.

>>16523232
Ah gotcha, thanks. My son and nieces usually teach me zoomer slang but they aren't quite old enough to be on drugs yet

>>16520008
An absolutely embarrassing amount.

>>16520008
all the burgers and nuggets only, i hate fries. Maybe one diet coke to balance it out

>>16520017
Even drinking all that soda? I think that's the killer, that shit will fill up your stomach fast

>>16520017

I'm a fatass and can barely even finish a big mac meal, because of the soda

>>16520008
med fries and like six nuggets. I eat like a bird.

>>16522857
>>16522761
I think adding a price tag for the storage rack was silly. Might as well add the price tag for the building too while you're at it.

>>16522969
Guy should add some spices too. Makes food much better and they're not that expensive and last really long.

>>16520008
2 double quarter pounds, 2 large fries, 2 chocolate sundaes

All of it.

>>16521443
You're a big guy

>>16520008
at 147cm and 45ish kg, i struggle to eat a whole double QP sadge

>>16523121
This

Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>16520008
Leave the sodas out and throw in some larger pieces of lettuce into the burgers and I could finish that. Not that I care about calories, I just prefer water.

That filter makes the nuggets look like even drier shit too.

>>16524054
post hand

>>16524054
post feet and PLEASE be in London

>>16520008
Realistically, how much did you get paid for spamming this?

(bump)

just like most people, my eyes are bigger than my stomach even when drunk. I have a bad tendency to overorder and always get a 20pc mgnugget, basket of fries, and a double beef and bacon. I never eat all of it and my stupid ass never learns

fuck mcdonalds
now mcchicken is two dollars. Dollar menu eliminated thanks to inflation. I'll be fucked if I pay two dollars for a unit of that slop. Only go when I'm on the road but will actively avoid now

>>16520008
I could easily destroy that including the drinks.

I usually get two baskets of McDonald’s fries and two mcdoubles and a small Diet Coke extra ice to save calories

>>16523311
do they force you to sit there for their tik tok recordings too?

>>16526039
> to save calories
i've got a great fucking idea on how you can save some calories.

Maybe about this much

>>16520008
If I've been working outside all day and I'm baked then I could easily eat half of that.

>>16526310
please do, i just hit 240lbs. Was 165 before the pandemic. I blame it solely on grubhub, am I able to sue them for causing me to get fat?
I see these commercials all day while watching hulu and it causes me to order more fast food delivery
I used to be able to go for walks, but now I get to the end of my block and I'm out of breath. At first I thought it was covid, but soon realized it wasn't getting better. I was able to determine that grubhub directly caused my health problems and I would like them to pay for what they've done.
is anyone else in the same situation? I think this could be a class action lawsuit

>>16520017
>no cap
Nigger zoomer.

>>16520008
probably double digits worth of burgers, and only the burgers.

>>16520008
I'm fat, but honestly, like a large fry and coke. That shit is like 950 calories alone. Maybe a chicken sandwich or a six piece nugget box on top, maybe.
I usually buy mcdoubles to eat later, though.

>>16523188
so fucking based lmao. I know those mfs were good as fuck hours later after they've been sitting in the bag at your makeshift desk or whatever.

>>16520008
1 brgr, 6 nugs, lg fry, 1.25 soda

>>16520008
Fuck I would eat that right now. Too bad that:
>I live in a shithole village
>I can't just drive to some city just to order food at McDonald's
I never used food delivery apps in my life. Do they deliver food to shitholes too?

>>16520008
once i ate 2 double quarter pounders and 2 big macs, and by once i did it twice a week for like 3 months

>>16526836
>village?????
is this the fucking 1600s or some shit? where tf do you live that you call where you live a village?? also idk ab the delivery. download whatever apps you have in your shithole country and find out. if you live too far away then probably they won't deliver, or maybe they will but there will probably be a larger delivery fee than if you were closer.

>>16526854
Anon you know that villages still exist, right?

>>16526854
Fucking urbanite cant comprehend that all people dont live in cities and suburbs.

I get full after a Filet-O-Fish, a six-piece nugget, some fries and drink.

>For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more.

double quarter pounder
20 piece nuggets
2 large fries

probably my limit

>>16520008
None fuck that bullshit

>>16520008
100 nuggies
I was in a dark place
Also drunk

Shills make this thread every day

>>16520008
I can barely finish a 10pc nugget meal with fries
I'm a skinny guy

>>16527538
>which you will enjoy much more.
You don't fucking know me. I hate roast beef; what now, faggot? Ain't gonna enjoy that.

>>16523121
The fries at least shouldn't have any gluten, right?

>>16520008
well m y standard order is a big mac, large fry, 10 tendies which i consume over maybe 30 min while i'm drinking at my computer. i could probably force another big mac and large fry but i wouldnt enjoy it.

bigmac meal and a junior chicken if im super ungry

>>16520008
Replace the soda with water and i could probably do that

>>16522969
i've been eating rice and beans nearly everyday for well over a decade, most people in my country eat that stuff everyday

it's good, you just don't know how to cook

>>16520017
On phone em

I can eat a quarterpounder, a spicy chicken sandwhich deluxe and a large fry, I just demolished pic related.

I could probably eat 10 mcdoubles and a large drink

>>16521429
I'm not a huge McD's fan (haven't eaten any since the shutdowns in march last year since i'm not out and about any more), but i'd jump all over OP's tray of processed crap rather than touch the hot dogs in the face chick. Food is for fucking, pussy and ass is for eating, and she's for none of those. *shivers*

>>16521880
Based chubby leader poster. Did you have a relative killed so you gorge undisturbed?

>>16522179
God a social media challenge even dumber than the ice bucket one. Humans don't deserve to survive, let the cockroaches have their shot at dominant species.

>>16522817
Years ago I preferred BK when they still cooked their burger patties over flames. Haven't eaten there in many years though.

>>16529925
Wow. Is that movie aspirational for you?

I could probably take out all the fries and half of everything else if I tried, and id feel disgusting afterwards

>>16528383
In America they do contain gluten. McDonald's puts a wheat based seasoning in the fry oil just to fuck with me.

>>16520063
>That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person
Only in America

>>16520008
I'm thin as a rake and can eat a large mchicken sandwich meal, cheeseburger and 10 nuggets on the side.
Looot of people in this thread being dishonest lmao

>>16520008
This has to be for 4 people, right? Each one gets a burger, 5 nuggets, half a medium fry and one drink. Seems like a responsible amount of fast food to eat if you're going to.

>>16527538
i might enjoy roast beef AND cheese (and preferably some horseradish) but not one or the other. and what about a beverage? and a side? i hate that stupid fucking guy

>>16520008
I only eat mcdonalds like twice a year, but when it happens I go into a frenzy and order about 3 burgers, a large fries, 10 nuggets and a large drink
I think my limit though would be 4 burgers, 2 large fries and 20 nuggets with 2 large drinks, but I hope I never find out

>>16520008
This is assuming the single quarter pounder is supposed to be a double.
I could probably eat half of that.

>>16520008
replace those mcdoubles with mcchickens, and everything in the pic

>>16520063
>That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person

>>16536387
I see that screenshot posted here a lot but never the end result of that awful thing he was doing.

>>16520008
last night after a day of drinking and no food i ate one of their family meals by myself
3 big macs
1 double cheeseburger
10 nuggets
4 medium fries
4 medium cokes

>>16520063
Based MovieBob poster

Ive had some days where I do the one meal a day thing and after a workout I would order a large fries, 20 piece nuggies and a quarter pounder and I felt pretty satisfied after.

I could probably eat all of that and avoid puking it out, however my stomach wouldn't be very happy with my choice

If we omit the fries I can eat 20 McNuggets.

Realistically I could get down two burgers or 8 McNuggets and a medium size fry.

I used to overestimate how much I could eat, and tested this many times when I was younger and bulimic.

>>16520008
I think I could eat half that.

>>16521738
L-lewd

>>16522493
"Cap" is a nigger term for "lie/joke".

>>16520008
I could actually eat all that but honestly i prefer to not teat my boundaries that much.
On average i can (but dont) eat an entire kilo of meat in one sitting. Afterwards i feel like shit, however

>>16536387
What happened after that?

>>16530861
Rats and prairie dogs would have it easier

>>16522493

TF2 slang, it means he'll be happy even if he doesn't capture the flag.

>>16530879
Gave me a vore fetish

>>16520008
infinite.

when i was lifting i could eat OP food in a day easy and i wasn't even on gear

>>16530879
go back faggot

>>16536387
Wouldn’t all that acid destroy the chicken or like dry it out big time

>>16520008
Half of that, except the soda, if I'm really hungry. And I would feel bad afterwards.
I wouldn't drink the soda though. I hate fast food soda.

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I used to like quarter pounder deluxe, but the quality of their vegetables has really taken a nose dive recently. So now it's nothing.

>>16520017
on god?

she could

>>16539948
bulimia intensifies

>>16536602
what was your time?

>>16530657
>just
>2021-08-09

im going to mcdonalds right now and will order it. what all is it exactly? also might get some extra cause it looks small.

>>16520063
BOB MOB RISE!

>>16539948
imagine the braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaps after that

>>16537799
This.