/ck/ - Food & Cooking

pizza pizza

>>16518219
get adult topping on your pizza instead of children's toppings like pepperoni. the absence of grease puddles will make it easier to shove down your manchild gullet without burning the roof of your mouth.

haha me too dude, i do that every time haha

Wait for it to cool you fat fuck. Put some mayo or sauce if you can't wait more than several seconds

>>16518302
Nver been to a chuck e cheese (parents were middle class) but that pizza looks quite a bit better than i would have expected.

Also, I hope that pizza is vegan.

Better than eating cold pizza. The absolute worst cold pizza is pizza hut. That shit is not edible if it drops below burning the roof of your mouth level.

Is this the best a group of people can get together on: Bread, sauce, meat and cheese.
Halleluja

>>16518219
are you stupid or something? I have not burned my mouth since I was a teenager

>>16518219

>>16518219
Wait a minute before your murr feeding frenzy

I rolled a condom over my rubber chicken and slid the head in my little sister.

>>16519236
murr failed to wait a minute before the feeding frenzy which makes him tonights biggest loser

>>16518219
#lifehack time! are you ready? flip the 'za upside down.
the hot cheese lands on your tongue instead of the roof of your mouth.
TIL moment. the more you know

>>16518219
Did it had foreskins?