/ck/ - Food & Cooking

no

>>16514700

Sorry, I'm not into scat or related stuff.

No, white people don't season their shit

>>16514700
NO I WOULD NOT EAT HER FUCKING SHIT YOU DISGUSTING FUCKING FAGGOT !!

>>16514710

>>16514700
Is that just a poached egg on a muffin? Nothing special or unique at all? I’d eat it but jeez that’s low effort.

>her shit
I would eat food that she prepared, but be distrustful the whole time since she’s an honorary sister of the Synagogue of Satan (she married a jew). Feces are not food. I would not eat her literal shit.

>>16514700
Nah, but I wouldn't mind if she tied me facedown, rammed a funnel in my anus, and pissed a full two litres into it while pulling my hair and calling me a disgusting worm.

The doordash of the future

Imagine the dump she took after this video https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAfc_koiOAk

>>16514722
based

>>16514722
this can't be legal

>>16514731
She got away with it, retired and now lives in a mansion in florida

>>16514710

>>16514700
My idea of personal heaven: Every single shit she takes for the rest of her life goes directly from her anus to my mouth. My lips puckered around her slightly stained adorable little butthole patiently awaiting the treat to issue forth and slide into my mouth. The first couple appetizers are just farts that echo in my mouth and come out my nose which serve just to tease me. The moment then arrives and the first hint of my delectable treat slowly emerges with a nice shiny slime of fecal matter from her innermost bowels. It slides into my mouth and I cry tears of joy as it plays its delicious symphony across my taste buds. She giggles as it fully emerges and pushes down my throat and into my tummy. I have got my reward and while she wipes her fragile hole I lay back and weep in ecstasy. She leads me to my cage where I patiently await my next treat. “Please eat and become full” I whisper, “I need my treats.”

>>16514700
Can't be worse than her cooking.

I would gobble up her poop, like she gobbles up salt

>>16514700
>pretty face
>triangle torso
ugh. why doesn't Molly have some feminine hips?

>>16514700
Putrid.
Stinky.
Creative.
Delicious.

>>16514783
Molly’s poo probably tastes like dark butter chocolate

Uhh yeah obviously dude, do I look like a fag?

>>16514783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-qttt727-I

>>16514710

>>16514732
Mansion in Florida costs $20?

>>16514908
>can't see anything on claire

life aint fair bros

>>16514908
for me it's Christina

>>16514700
Depends, how's the foot game?

Only if she ate shake shack

>>16514700
you can tell she's some kind of cultist by that smock

>>16514970
well at least 13 people bought it based on the reviews so more like 260 dollars

>>16514700
/ck/ - Food & Cooking?

>>16515036
shit is food

>>16514700
no, but i would watch

>>16515039
Sure, after it's been processed by the guts. But this isn't /gif/. You can't just scatpost whenever you want.

>>16515039
but OP didn't really specify if he meant the shit her body produces, or if her cooking is actually shit, and is asking if you would eat that.

>>16515036
sneed & feed?

>>16514722
I really want to know how D and Andy ended up like that

It's a shame she has no hips or leg definition. She's built like an american indian from the waist down.

Imagine the smell of her bootyhole and puss

>>16515128
>YWN walk into the bathroom in the morning after Molly takes a giant post coffee shit, and get to bask in her aroma

>>16514731
some girls sell the whole turd and don't even bother putting it into twinkies

Objectively she's soooooo fucking cute, I don't know how someone couldn't have a crush on her

But she's also got a lot of experience in kitchens... that shit is such a fast life for someone with her looks. There's such a low chance she wasn't caught up in it, running around fucking whoever and doing whatever drugs

Plus she's married now

>>16515179
That wasn’t the question

>this entire thread
Sorry to break it to you, but girls don't poop or fart

>>16515186

Probably not rn I guess.

If you were asking before she got married and before she (likely) got mixed up in service industry stuff, my answer might be different

>>16514710
based reality understander

>>16514710

>>16514700
I wouldn't eat anything from any of those retards except brad