/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Would it be the chicken or the egg?

>>16512323
>raw egg on rice
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?

JAPANESE THING!!!!

>>16512328
raw yolk tastes great and obviously improves the flavor of the shitty peasant food that is rice

>>16512400
>rice
peasant food
>raw egg on top of rice
WOOOOOAaOOOW BASED NIPPONESE CUISINE

>>16512404
You misunderstand I'm saying raw yolk is nice and is only going to improve the taste of rice. Would be better as tartar though.

>>16512323
chicken folded 500 times

>>16512423
i was going to make this joke, would you kindly delete your post so i can say it instead?

>>16512323
>chicken folded 500 times

>>16512323
chicken folded 500 times

>>16512323
No. Eggs are eggs.

>>16512323
chicken folded 500 times

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>>16512468
this is not funny and just so you know i may be contacting my lawyer

>>16512323
何が起こったのか教えてもらう必要はありませんが、これを食べなければなりません

egg: :|
egg japan: :o

>>16512494
moon runes moon runes moon runes

>>16512533
MOON RUNES MOON RUNES CANT YOU READ?
SOMETIMES I WISH I TOOK JAPANESE
I JUST LOVE MY ANIMES
GUESS THATS WHY IM SO BROKE AND CANT GET LAID

>>16512456
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>>16512468
You joke, but Tamago exists

>>16512404
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

>>16512494
Look at me i'm a weeb who posts moonrunes!

Do nips have American or European-style eggs? Or is there some special process only the do?

>>16512323
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

It’s those fucking Japanese chickens.

>>16512652
because nipland doesnt have any interesting herbs or spices. they just ate rice and fish.

>>16512416
it's shit food either way though. a raw egg wont save it.

>>16512689
holy shit... chunky chicken
I was excited by a chicken with hedge clippers when I was a kid
kids are dumb

>>16512689
How many pounds of meat do you think is on him?

>>16512682
they literally just have higher sanitary standards that makes any and all eggs safe to consume raw.

>>16512323
In my country sometimes we give children rice with egg on top, but it's cooked like scrambled eggs.
Then they eat it with a spoon instead of using sticks.

>>16512494
aww, jannie didn't like my eggman joke

>>16512794
Why do people say "in my country" when they could just say the fucking name of the country. We're not gonna find out where you live, retard.

>>16512323
pretty much everything Japanese is superior
>inb4 american gigacopes

>>16513186
Because if you aren't from the US, your cunt doesn't matter

>>16513643
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

>>16513907
brevity is the soul of wit

>>16514022
it's a copypasta

>>16512628
>overcooked egg but rolled up

>>16514096
>>16512628
>it's complicated so it's good
Shiggidy

>>16514614
>>16514096
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

>>16512328
Tried this recently with an egg from my own chickens and….it is extremely good

>>16512707
>The Chunky Chicken fought using a giant pair of shears. These shears were capable of cutting through the fabric of space, allowing the Chicken to warp from one place to another instantly.
Show some god damn respect

>>16514671
This. I made rice on the stove the other day and added an egg near the end of it cooking it. Made everything creamy and richer tasting.

>>16512593
MOON MAN MOON MAN CANT YOU SEE
SPI-…

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>>16514825
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

I miss before the Fappening newfags, Election Tourists and Covidbabbies came when we used to have comfy Food Pics from Japan threads.
Cant have them now because these window-lickers need to post epic copypastas so they get their daily dopamine hit from (You)s.

>>16515145
I miss angie, tepache, sceak, milk jug guy, and rambling old man

>>16512328
All the best Japanese food is yoshoku. Their traditional foods are decent to meh at best. None of it's groundbreaking. Not in a way that beats out another culture's take on it.

Traditional Japanese food tends to be prettier than it is flavorful, so they play up the mystique by trying to make it as premium and exclusive as possible. Highly prepared foods you can only get in one city in a tiny province. Regional treats that are 99% marketing and 1% taste. Just like how Japanese people are more materialistic to compensate for the lack of a big homes to show off, they turn it into couture to feel superior over. Like the French. Only in France the food at least has substance in their culinary autism.

In every other East Asia country you can go to 1000 different places for amazing-quality [insert dish here], but in Japan the 'best of the best' is only cooked 3 times a week by some powdery geezer that's forsaken the pleasures of the earth in order to learn how to select the perfect seasonal roots to dunk inside of some bland soup. Then the shit dies with him because he's a perfectionist and resents his apprentices too much to pass on his autism.

Also, the Jap palate is pussy when it comes to any flavor or texture that isn't soft, gooey or bland. Eating a raw egg with sukiyaki? Really? Your own damn soy sauce is too strong for you?

>"the rice cooks the egg!"

>>16515240
>coating your tongue with tasteless, slimy egg white before you enjoy your expensive slice of A5 wagyu.

>>16515253
Cute Rabi

>>16514703
Yup, I make it with chicken (fry first add rice later) and soy sauce and stuff, works really well.