/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>the ride never ends

The last time I ate a Burger King I had diarrhea so bad that I had to shit wherever I walked like an animal. I had to wear a garbage bag as underwear and everyone could hear it sloshing around down there.

>>16507492
so, burger king?

Any restaurant in Branson qualifies.

>>16507465
My mom took me here for my 16th birthday. We waited 3 hours to get in. I have no idea why we did this. The food was subpar and the gimmick was the waiters were insult comics but since me and my sister were kids they clearly had to hold back. I bet kids rarely go in there so my mom probably pissed them off

>>16507534
Is it true the plates are made of metal so they can magnetically cling to the tables? Whats the benefit of that?

>>16507484
>t. r/iunderstoodthatreference

>>16507550
Only Yakov Smirnoff's Dinner Adventure has FOUR magnets. Don't bother going to those other places.

>>16507548
>the gimmick was the waiters were insult comics
Oh god this sort of thing is always the worst
"Cringe" is misused a lot, but it definitely applies to that sort of thing

>>16507465
Eerie world cafe was infinitely better. Especially when the monster heads started singing.

As a gaiman I find this pretty awful

>>16507888
Checked faggot

>>16507946
there's no need to be fresh anon

>>16507718
>all jokes older than a year are from reddit!!!!

>>16507550
So you cant steal the plates

Loud ass restaurant with people eating out of pig troughs

>>16507548
Isn't there a restaurant called dicks where the gimmick is the service just being complete cunts to you?

>>16507993
Dick's Last Resort

it's fucking aaawful I hate that place so goddamned much

>>16507993
I went to a place in Japan like that. Except it's kind of a fetish thing.

>>16508026
How hard did you cum

>>16507993
>>16508001
Yeah Dicks is kinda expensive and the food isn't even that good. It was fun one time I guess but I'm never going back

>>16507976
holy shit. they're still around? kek

Literally any chain restaurant

Unless it's fast food - they are universally awful.

Think Frankie and Bennies etc.

lets go to reich burger bros

>>16508967
is this real

>>16508967
Why didn’t they at least powerwash the symbol off?

>>16508975
yes
>>16508979
the eagle is so painfully obvious im not sure why they havent sanded it down or anything
it must attract customers lol

>>16508975
Sure. Why let a perfectly good flame broiler go to waste?

>>16508519
According to google the last location closed in 2019

>Voodoo Donuts
>Besta Pizza
>Comet Ping Pong

>>16508967
>>16508975
brooo that's my local BK, Nürnberg represent.

I'm actually gonna get dinner at the local bunker BK a bit lter, hell yeah.

>>16509014
kek what a small world sometimes
take a pic for us if you remember to

>>16509005
Take your meds.

>>16507465
Dirlewangers house of pancakes. The triple stack blueberry platter is delicious, plus the staff viciously raped and tortured me in front of my own son.

>>16509014
Yooooo als ob hier andere Leute aus Nürnberg abhängen? Woher genau? Sündersbühl hier.

not a restaurant, but a food establishment

>>16509020
Reichsburger for dinner baby

>>16509317
Bin kein Eingeborener aber ich wohne in Zabo

>>16507718
The fact that you think Mr. Bones is a deep cut tells me it is you who is the newfag.

>>16509383
anon delivers

>>16509383
hows the inside? i know you're not allowed to take photos in there so im curious, is it entirely retrofitted to a modern burger-king inside?

>>16509609
I've legit never been inside, I only go to the drive-through. What I can see through the windows towards the counter looks like any other BK to me. I imagine the structural walls have a similar aesthetic to the outside, but everything else BK put in looks just as bad as in any other BK.

>>16509609
Forgot image, closer look at the outside walls at least

>>16508967
im surprised it's not been closed desu

>>16507534
Cool

>>16509383
>>16508984
>>16508967
what was the building in nazi germany? looks like it would have been a post office or bank imo

>>16510180
it was supposedly a power/generator building that helped supply power to nazi rallies in nurnberg

>>16510207
and now it supplies the surrounding areas with shitty gobalized fast food

>>16510216
could worse, imagine if it was a chinese restaurant or something

>>16510207
Based nazis

>>16509014
>Nürnberg represent
Fucling rebbitspeak

>>16510234
>If I call everything that I don't politically align with >reddit; people will stop worshiping Hitler.

>>16508026
>Except it's kind of a fetish thing.
Elaborate?

>>16507465
I never visit /ck/ but do I have a story about that place

>Be me, about 5 years old
>Dad and mom had recently divorced, Dad just met a new woman
>He has the idea to take us to Jekyll and Hyde's for a fun dinner, and to meet his new gf
>Commute into NYC from NJ
>I decline any offer of food (I was a really shy and quiet kid, and was anxious about meeting a new person)
>Dinner goes well, 5 year old me is half scared have amazed looking at the decorations and flashing lights
>Night begins to wind down after the main course
>I'm getting pretty hungry, but didn't want to order after everyone had finished their meals
>Decide to take one bite of one mozzarella stick
>It's pretty good on the surface level, much like the gentlemanly Dr. Jekyll
>Dinner ends, we say our goodbyes and go home, Dad's gf was pretty cool and really sweet
>Throw on my favorite blue dinosaur onesie and go to bed
>I am awoken at 3:00 AM, nauseous and having sweat through my onesie and sheets
>Stumble to the bathroom in my footsie pajamas
>The mozzarella stick has transformed itself, and my digestive tract is now doing battle with the infamous Mr. Hyde
>Proceed to throw my five year old guts up for the next two hours
>Finally it tapers off
>I sit up, confident I have bested him
>Feel one last rumble in my stomach, and violently shit myself

That's the story of how I got food poisoning from that god forsaken place from one bite of food. Fuck Jekyll and Hyde's Club, for the food poisoning, for the battle, and most of all for ruining my favorite pajamas.

>>16510715
f for blue dino onesie

>>16507534
Do italians really

>>16510715
You got a pic of that blue dino onesie? Sounds fucking cool

I went there one time with my mom when I was a shitty little 10 year old. For some reason a couple of the waitresses liked me and we ended up staying past closing; it was pretty cool.

The one thing I distinctly remember about the restaurant was the fact that the bathrooms were in a hallway lined with books, and you had to feel around for which part of the wall gave way and opened into the bathroom (supposedly you're supposed to tell which gender the bathroom is from the titles of the books on the wall)

>>16507888
Between the trips and long schlongs, I'm starting to feel pretty inadequate.

>>16510760
>>16510785
The dino onesie/footsie pajamas would have been circa 2002, I've tried scouring the internet for them. They were electric blue, no hood, with a white zipper that ran from the crotch to the neck. Over the left breast were two velociraptors, a green one with black stripes looking over his shoulder, and a red and blue one looking ahead. That was the only decoration. It was extremely rock and roll.

>>16511124
i was molested in the very same pjs

>>16507924

This fucking dump

>>16511593
What's going on in that picture?

>>16507465
I would like to get off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride.

Do you like Jimmy Buffett? Do you like his song "Margaritaville"? Boy do I have the place for you!

Heaven for you, hell for everyone else. All just a few block from Niagara Falls.

>>16507888
Sadly out of business. RIP.

>>16507465
I've eaten there before.

>>16508967
>>16508984
>>16509014
>>16509383
>>16509627
put me in the screencap fellas

>>16512367
what screencap you fucking moron, this pic was posted hundreds of times. Why would anybody make a screenshot of this shitty fucking thread, with your retarded newfag post in it? Kys.

>>16509609
Why aren't you allowed to take photos? It's not a strip club

>>16512471
It's a historic building owned by someone who establishes the rule no photos inside. Apparently this is a thing, can't really find any published photos of Nürnberg Trafohaus.

>>16512367
>>>/reddit/

>>16507718
>you're referencing a meme older than 6 months! you must be from reddit!
Bet you post frogs and feels man without realizing the irony.

>>16507465
Tell me the eyes look back and forth and he is constantly tipping his hat

>>16507465
this one time, at Ryan's...

>>16512367
Murder yourself frogfag and don't drag spurdo into your autistic lovefest with Pepe/Apu.

>>16511621
Bro, the volcano nachos and loaded landsharks alone are worth going to this place.

>>16511621
They do have wicked good steaks.

Also Fun Fax: Margaritaville opened as its own place but then Jimmy Buffett sued them for infringing his copyright and basically took control of the entire company. Now it's like a Hard Rock Cafe except nothing but Jimmy Buffett shit everywhere and they all have a giant movie screen that just plays Jimmy Buffett concert footage on loop.

It's a fucking nightmare, like It's A Small World but all the dolls are Jimmy Buffett

>>16514495
>Now it's like a Hard Rock Cafe except nothing but Jimmy Buffett shit everywhere and they all have a giant movie screen that just plays Jimmy Buffett concert footage on loop.
the fucking ego on this guy, and for what, being a one-hit wonder?

>>16514495
>Tiki Bar

I have a feeling it's not serving a lot of actual tiki drinks.

>>16514521
I quite enjoy Come Monday but Margaritaville is a dumb song. He's worth half a billion so clearly he's raking it in somewhere

>>16510207
So it generated white power?

>>16514495
Nah, Jimmy opened the first Margaritaville. He sued a restaurant called Cheese Burger in Paradise. I believe he has his own Cheese Burger in Paradise restaurants now too, but Im not sure if they are from the lawsuit
also like he says. >>16514462 volcano nachos are great and the drinks are not bad.

>>16508986

>>16510234

calling people out for reddit shit is the clearest sign of a redditor.

find a new site, newfag

>>16508967
wew

>>16508984
YOU VILL USE ZE BURGER FUHRER PLAY EQUIPMENT IN AN EFFICIENT ORDERLY MANNER OR YOU WILL BE FORCED TO RIDE ZE KINDERLOCOMOTIVE TO ZE CONCENTRATION PLAY AREA

ZE SCHLIPPENSHLIDE WILL BE TRAVERSED WITH MINIMAL SCHREAMING AND YOU WILL KEEP BOTH HANDS ON ZE NEGERBARS UNLESS YOU ARE REACHING FOR ZE NEXT BAR

>>16514801

world peace 4ever

>>16514817
how much of the Burger King Kid's Club would have been allowed to live?

>>16514521
Bruh he’s got one of the most loyal followings in music history, also for me personally his 90’s stuff is really good.
t. miss the Margaritaville that used to be near me

>>16514935
redpill me on 90s JB

give me 3 songs i should checkout

>>16514613
It would explain why it's a fast food chain now

>>16508986
hearty lel. underrated post.

>>16510223
Funnily enough, there were chinese restaurants around during the nazi regime

>>16511577
Sounds gay

>>16514962
Enter Sandman, Ain't Nuthin but a G Thang, You Oughta Know

>>16509383
B-based

>>16515768
oh anon you always say that

>>16508967
the ultimate sign of US victory over nazis

>>16514962
a pirate looks at 40
jamaica mistaica
and i agree with that other anon, come monday

>>16507465

What is this? Chuck-e-cheese for goth tweens?

>>16512367
faggot