/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I just made 2 smash burgers.
good shit

>>16504006
>laminate counters
>sink built above counter
>cheap flimsy cabinets painted a cliche color

Yup, your trash

>>16504013
>sink built above counter
as opposed to below the counter??

>>16504013
his trash what?

>>16504013
My trash? I took most of it out recently.

>>16504016
Not that guy, mine is actually treated concrete below the counter.

>>16504013
>Yup, your trash
The ESL ironing here is thick enough to eat.

>>16504006
>called in “sick”
>really just wanted to drink all day and watch King of Queens
am i a bad person?

>>16504006
that angel art is very wholesome and brings your kitchen to a higher level

>>16504006
>>16504022
Hey Seth, you fucking fat shit faggot

>>16504034
Not really. My back is unironically tight as fuck today
>>16504060
Thanks man. I made a sandwich too

>>16504060
It's his parents kitchen, he lives in a cabin on their property.

>>16504013
Hello, faggot department? OP wants his queerness back

>>16504069
looks tasty, I would give it a little swirl in the oven but who cares

>Calling in sick.
I literally just tell them "I don't feel like coming to work today."

Granted, it's not very often, and I stay within the attendance policy, but there's no point in lying, amigo.

>>16504069
alabama bro? is that you? im posting from Hoover

>>16504072
Most people would do that but I usually like my turkey and cheese sandwich cold

>>16504069
That's such a cheesy poster. I love that prayer, but putting it on your dishwasher is so dumb. How long have you been married?

>>16504076
To be fair I did feel like hammered shit this morning from having trouble sleeping but I doubt I could get away with “I don’t feel like coming in today”. Manager dude is a bro though at least

>>16504079
idyllic view anon

>>16504096
You can lie to yourself, but please don't lie to me.

>>16504077
You live in Hoover? I used to go there a lot to visit Guitar Center, 2nd and Charles, and the Riverchase Galleria
>>16504080
My mom put that there I’m not married.

>>16504106
>Living with your mother.
>Calling in because of a hangover.
Your father should beat you.

>>16504106
yeah im close to the galleria...its hot as fuck today

Im staying inside and gonna make some bananas foster rum cocktails while i watch tv

>>16504109
Hungover? Nah I didn’t drink any last night. Everyone has been taking weeks off work lately for either being sick or vacations so I don’t think 1 day for me will hurt.

>>16504117
Enjoy your cocktails anon. I’m gonna stay inside as well and finish up some vidya in bed.

>>16504076
Kek, Chads really get away with saying "lol im not coming in today fuck you"

>>16504034
No. Most jobs aren't even that demanding and I finish all of what I do for the week in 1 or 2 days. The rest of the time it's either pretending to work or waiting for something to become a problem so when I fix it I get credit from the higher ups.

>>16504181
I honestly think they appreciate the honesty when I do it. I don't put on the fake voice and coughs like I'm sure they hear from everyone else. I just tell them I won't be in today, make sure everything is covered with my coworkers, and that I'll be there tomorrow.

>>16504187
This is so true actually. I spend more time at work pretending to do something than actually doing what I'm being paid for.

>>16504189
What kinda work do you do or how long have you been there? That sounds ludo

>>16504206
I work for a railroad in a unionized supervisory position. I've been here over 7 years at this point.

>>16504211
>union
Ahhh there it is

Imagine asking permission not to work

>>16504213
Eh, I don't think it makes a huge difference. There's a defined attendance policy that is far from lenient. An unexcused absence is unexcused whether you're sick or just not working. I'm sure it's the same way for most jobs.

>>16504006
absolute madman OP hahaha

>>16504233
I feel like I'd get fired asap rocky if I didn't have a good excuse but you're probably right.

>>16504244
As long as you're not taking off all the time, and you're a good employee at work, your boss isn't going to care. What difference does it really make why you're not there?

>>16504079
What kinda sicko puts an array of multi-colored cocks on display in his window for all the world to see?

>called in because my back hurts

faggot

>>16504189
i'm a manager. if someone told me they didnt 'feel' like working today i'd tell them to not come in tomorrow

>>16504293
>Manager
At what, a Wendy's? I get it when all you're dealing with is high school kids and morons, but in a professional environment who really cares? Ultimately someone won't be at work, and as long as steps were taken to minimize the impact, the reason for them being off is of little consequence.

>>16504119
That's a meal for 2-3 people... geezluiz

>>16504293
cuck, and you'd let the people who sniffle when they've been partying and don't give a fuck walk all over you because you're not allowed to get in trouble with the bigger wagie boss and it follows le hecking procedure

>>16504293
You're a massive faggot. I've never once given a reason for calling in and I never will.
>Hey boss, this is anon, I won't be in today, sorry.
I might be sick, I might be at the beach, I might just not want to be there today, or maybe I'm at your house fucking your mother. None of your business.

>>16504436
>>Hey boss, this is anon, I won't be in today, sorry.
that's totally different than 'i dont feel like working.'

>>16504436
Chad

>>16504016
you really never seen a undermount sink? you never left the trailer park?

>>16504566
what a retarded nitpick

>>16504109
Not OP but my hangovers are crippling. I heart pounds all day and I have jaw clenching anxiety. For this reason I never drink on a work night, but if you're implying a hangover is something you should be able to work through then I definitely couldn't.

>>16504566
>using his sink to act on his superiority complex

>>16504006
>I just called in sick
And thats why you post a thread in your workplace. I swear you are getting more retarded every day.

>>16504575
>For this reason I never drink on a work night
If your hangovers are that bad, then you shouldn't. A hangover is not a good reason for missing work. You shouldn't have drank or drank as much if it would cause you to miss work the next day.

>>16504597
That’s our kitchen anon

>>16504119
If it weren't for the modern labelling, I'd swear you just posted a picture from the 70's.

>>16504601
He drinks that much because he's a sad and lonely person who drinks to drown his sorrow. I don't know why people drink that much. It's not enjoyable during or after.

>>16504663
It’s called SOUL

>>16504672
If soul is the same as dark and depressing, I don't want it.

>>16504673
then perish

>>16504079
this is comfy.
enjoy anon

>>16504654
I already know that jannie, back to work.

>>16504314
4u

>>16504314
2-3 people? you are such a fat fuck dude
why do you think he has at least 5 chairs set up?

>>16504013
kek, based. Poorfags will seethe at this post.

>>16504196
Wtf do you do for work

>>16506089
I ate all of that in one sitting after dude weeding pretty easily

>>16504279
reckon someone with an array of multi-colored cocks might do that

>>16504079
This reminds me of my mom's place. I'm starting to miss her now.

>>16506141
hey Cabin Guy, pretty good gif

>>16504106
>I'm not married
yeah no shit like we couldn't tell

when was the last time you saw your penis?

>>16509006
It’s been a while

I’m back in the kitchen boys. I’ve got tomorrow off work so let’s get fucked up together

Oh shit a cabinanon thread, I haven't been on /ck/ in a while.
Are you still learning to be a butcher?

>>16509923
They are training me to be the manager now. Apparently they love my “work ethic”. I’m not sure if I really wanna do it but I’ll try. Wish I had more pics from work

>>16509787
Based god

>>16504566
Undermount sinks are one of the more retarded trends in home building. For one, the transition from countertop to sink looks like shit, no matter how well it's installed. For another, with modern homebuilders putting together an entire subdivision in one summer, attention to detail goes out the window. I very much doubt that the caulking job on the underside of that countertop was done correctly, so water is going to start leaking under the countertop through that gap and start rotting away the underside. The only reason builders started using undermount sinks to begin with is because they are trying to maximize the counterspace in the tiny kitchens that they build. If your kitchen is so tiny that you can't sacrifice 2 inches of flange space on a countertop, your house sucks.

>>16504079
peak comfy

>>16509938
Hey it's probably good money, I say go for it. Save up some money and if you end up not liking it you can probably step down and still keep your normal position. Plus you'll get good experience.
I worked full-time in a union grocery store for years and made better money playing with potatoes than some of my friends who went to college.

>>16510257
100%. My friend rents a house in Philly, and he figured out that the undermount sink was held in only by caulk when it just fell out one day.

>>16510659
Thanks anon, though it’s really my moms.
>>16510685
Yeah I mean if they ask me to manage there’s no way I’d turn it down. Thing is my friend at work got me the job and originally he was supposed to become the manager. He’s been there a lot longer than me and is the assistant manger and he’s a good dude but he has trouble getting to work on time and calls out all the time. I feel bad taking the management role from him but I don’t even know if he really wants it. I’ve never really seen myself as someone who could lead a team of dudes but I’ve been warming up to it more lately.

>>16509787
do americans really

>>16504566
>Undermount sink
How Plebian