/ck/ - Food & Cooking

mushrooms remind me too much of cock

Mushrooms are genetically more related to humans than plants.

>>16506874
im mentally allergic to pohallic things too but just get over it when things are really fun. just like penis envy active shrooms.

>>16506877
hmm makes me think. oh well, they're delicious.

no, and i haven't eaten in 16 hours

>>16508137
what's on the menu for when you break your short fast?

>>16508149
lots of man meat

>>16508153
enjoy, anon. im trying to cut down on fat but ive never had a flank or brisket burger and would love to have one bust its juices in my mouth

>>16506874
Post cock.

>>16508183
have some circumcised cockschrooms to pair with your huge-lipped vagshrooms

>>16508208
I won't rest until I see some huge-lipped cockshrooms and circumcised vagshrooms.

>>16508219
>i wont rest
jeez chillout anon haha.
sorry to break it to you but i dont think people commonly cut the lips of vagshrooms.

have some shrooms with naturally tidy and short lips instead

>>16508247
Acceptable.

Mushroom burger with blue cheese, yes.

>>16506872
I like mushrooms but they aren't a meat replacement. That reminds me, I have some oysters in my backyard ready to harvest.

>>16508933
yum

>>16508981
how do you spawn to bulk? did you use jars or bags?

>>16506872
I’ve had some good burgers in my time.
I love a good Swiss, melted Swiss cheese and mushrooms, roasted mushrooms, and caramelized onions on a burger.
That is hot stuff.
You can get that at a number of different places.

>>16508255
I thought this was a lion's mane mushroom from the thumbnail

Pic related was dinner last week.
1/4 lb pattie 80/20 beef
Toasted roll with bleu cheese dressing
Caramelized onions and sautéed mushrooms
And bleu cheese crumbles.

>>16509750
idk they just grow feral back there in the woods behind my house. Ive been eating them for months so if they were poisonous I should be dead or get sick or something. Golden oysters I guess are an invasive species and are particularly successful in my area. I've been eating them since late spring.

>>16511280
Oh and Bacon.
I forgot to mention Bacon.

>>16506872
with some seitan on it, fuck this empty shit

>>16511281
interesting. yeah they seem safe if you haven't gotten sick yet. i wouldn't partake in wild mushrooms but it sounds tasty anyway

>>16511280
>>16511284
jealous

>>16506872
>mush room
>room too sturdy
>cant mush it
Im failure

>>16506872
that has a hair on it.

>>16506872
Not particularly. There are a lot of ways I prefer mushrooms other than burger form.
It's not like it tastes bad, I just would rather have a regular burger.
Mushrooms aren't "star of the show" food for me.

>>16511958
>i wouldn't partake in wild mushrooms
Not even morels? You are insane.

>>16506872
where's the burger?

>>16506872
I would eat it but I'd prefer the mushroom to be on the patty instead of replacing it. Now that would kick ass.

>mushroom burger
>its literally just a mushroom instead of a patty with different types mushrooms on top

>>16513436
i feel like im playing where's waldo... where is it?

>>16513468
i wrote you a poem:

i see i see. good to know.
not the "star of the show".
maybe tiny mushie ammo enhances your burger some mo'.

but anyway i like mushrooms enough to have em stand as the burger's patty component but i'll concede that overall it's easier to get a good tasting burger with them as a topping instead. that being said, i think a lot of the taste comes from seasoning although beef does have its fat content advantage.

i suggested a mushie-burger sans beef just cause im cutting down on fat.

>>16513593
I appreciate the effort post. It was very faggy and made me laugh.

>>16513539
im laughing too much at your picrel dude.

but to address you and >>16513538 yeah it was just me being on a diet and i also slyly figured that it would trigger people if i posted a burger without beef so i'd get more (you)'s. :D

I love the taste of mushrooms, I really do
But ever since I saw how they work, whenever I bite into a big juicy one I feel very weird. The rubbery, squeaky texture is weird and I can't help but feel that it's cumming spores all over my mouth.
Mushrooms are the freakiest things we've decided to eat

Gosh yes, the only type of burger I eat (vegan)

>>16513606
i wanted to say thanks for appreciating my effort earlier but didn't want to post twice in a row. on second read, the rhythm is kinda hard to decipher =/

>>16514174
ya know, it can be kinda rubbery from a certain perspective but IIRC what they feel like i think of its rubberiness as more of like a foaminess if that makes sense.
i've gotta do research on how shrooms are inoculating my mouth though. didn't know they were so freaky.

>>16511559
mmm seitan sounds pretty good. didn't really know what it was till your post sparked my curiosity about it.

>>16514184
>vegan
*gasp* a vegan? on this board!?