/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16497524
i hate women so much it's unreal

>>16497524
They forgot to position the books so they look like they've been read.

Anyway, deenz, beans, water crackers, powdered milk.

Young boys. Read Albert Fish recipes for family trips.

>>16497524
Throw a couple of hot pockets on the dash to be ready for dinner

Enjoy pop tarts in the morning

Loaf of wonder bread and spread you on some deviled ham with the tin lid. A bag of chips pairs well with this. Life is good

>residential fence in the background, they are clearly in a backyard
>brand new chinkpack
>McDonalds
>carabiner hanging from rear view, fucking why?
>fucking Plato, as if foids can into philosophy
>dyed hair, dropped
>instant film camera to top it off
Anything I missed?

>>16497532
>i hate women so much it's unreal
top kek, calm down incel it's just a picture

>>16497561
>anything I missed
Nose ring

I always wind up eating chips and salsa, apples, and sliced bread/cheese/mustard sandwiches (cheese keeps for a couple days)

Just kind of on rotation of I’m living out of a car

>>16497524
You're in a fucking car. If you want a delicious and filling meal, DRIVE TO IT. There's restaurant fucking everywhere. If you don't have refrigeration or heat then you can't cook a meal.

>>16497579
I'm living in my car because I'm homeless, not for fun. I need to save money.

Peter's grilled Sandwich

>>16497524
I'd get a hotplate at least and plug it in when I could to have an occasional hot meal and cook rice. I'd also try to drive to camping areas as they would have grills.

I'm gonna fucking live lavish even if its borderline homeless.

>>16497532
same
>>16497564
kys roast beef. women should be locked up in basements, it is the only cure

>>16497589
doesn't mean you can't make it fun!
carpe diem!!!

>>16497524
>without any refrigeration
only thing you really need to keep cold is meat. everything else has a workaround
>milk
buy UHT milk

>stove
even if you dont go camping you're an idiot if you dont have a backup little gas cooker somewhere.
backpacker's hostels and hotels also give out used gas canisters for free.
tourists buy a new gas canister, use it once on a hike to make tea and then leave the canister behind at the hotel. it costs money to get them disposed of so hotels and hostels usually have a few hundred of the things hanging around somewhere that they'll gladly give you.

failing that, literally every park has an electric BBQ that costs 20 cents to use. just give it a quick clean in case there's hobo piss on it.

>folded down seats
buy a camping chair, fucking $5
buy a tent, fucking $20

christ, this is why we tell you cunts not to come to /out/ when you make shit threads like this.

>>16497589
check into a backpacker's hostel
volunteer doing laundry and cleaning for free accommodation. at most you'll lazily work 5~10 hours a week for a free room, free showers, free wifi and a fully-stocked kitchen (usually with free breakfasts, free tea & coffee, herbs n spices provided etc)

>>16497532
Based.

>>16498224
wtf that makes sense now I hate women too?!

>>16497524
trail mix but really the answer is to get yourself a little camp stove, then get canned soups and instant oatmeal that you can mix with peanut butter

>>16498229
yeah they suck

>>16498318
They only covered their junk with leaves after they ate the apple. I'm not even a christfag and I know that.

>>16498338
You just want to see stonepenis

>>16498318
this comic is cringe

>>16497624
Then you'd have even fewer interactions with women!

>>16497524
You know at some point those girls are gonna have to poop and with no bathroom while camping they’ll have to pop a squat and push one or two out. I’d love to be there by their campsite, waiting for one of their chocolatey stink bricks to drop and be left, them unaware of my presence, ready to capture the fallen turd and take it back to my car to explore it with all of my senses.

>>16497561
they're also "reading" Vonnegut

>>16498456
i would get there before you and swap it with one of my turds. haha sorry chump, nothing personal
enjoy ur scat sesh

>>16497532
Fpbp

buy one of pic related and never worry about a hot meal or a impromptu heater. lived the vanlife years ago. had to eat well to keep my job. ate lots of legumes, eggs, salads, fish cakes, pastas and the occasional big piece of meat.. protip a bucket of fried chicken can stretch into several varied meals using the chicken as a protein base.. if you has a cooler

>>16497524
slaughterhouse 5 and plato. may as well die out there.

beef jerky and granola bars is about all you can do without a stove. an alcohol stove plus fuel is about the size of a tennis ball and weighs in a few ounces. no reason not to have hot water and a way to heat things.

>>16498468
I will be watching them like a hawk from the moment they leave the car, to the moment the snakes head pops out of their puckered anus and all the way until it pinches off and I approach it with my girl poop lunchbox. I’ll surely notice your attempt of foul play before I sink my fingers into her warm mudpie.

>>16497524
Why is it so blue

>>16497524
Deenz, crackers, chips, various fruits, carrots, nuts, protein bars. I've been living out of an suv for the past 2 months but it was by choice so I got a coleman and a car fridge to cook full meals on. I do all my dishes in silicone folding baskets. I did an old bay shrimp boil with noodles and carrots tonight. It was delicious.

>>16497524
Peanut butter, oats, rasins, cheese, tuna, canned pasta, canned chili + bread or flour tortillas. A camping stove really is a must. Or find a park with a BBQ pit area. A hot meal fixes a bad mood. Real coffee too, it suppresses appetite and gives you energy.

>>16498357
Honestly I kind of do yeah

>>16498469
>>16498224
>>16497624
>>16497564
>>16497532
>I'm a failure and I blame women for my faults.

>>16497589
i lived in my car for months at a time. my diet was pretty centered around bread
>cheese sandwiches
>soup and meat from cans
>sodawater and vodka
>nutz
>mustard and pickles
>the occasional indulgent pack of cold cuts
>peenut butter
>hotsauce and butter
>jam
>lemons and salt
>multivitamins
granted i was in a cold climate but all of these things keep well or can be consumed in a single serving, are cheap, prepared, compact, filling, calorie-efficient, tasty enough and can be bought anywhere with foodstamps or acquired at food banks

>>16497524
eggs, rice, mini rice cooker, furikake, mandarins

>>16497524

literally dumpstered bread/bagels keeps for a while. canned goods basically, if you have a tiny fuel camp stove you can save up for a wok, cast-iron or water pot to boil/fry things in.

have vanned-lifed it, it's alright and a temporary solution. but you need a lot of energy to stay out of the attention of cops(avoid impounding and parking tickets) and or dangerous areas where your shit can be taken.

>>16497524
Get an job loser.

>>16497524
"Make sure you get my copy of Vonnegut's worst novel in the shot. I plan on reading that one day"

>>16497547
Is that what they call the sea food diet?
Just kidding, the guy actually sounds like a jerk.

>>16498695
>who hurt you honey

>>16497532
Enfranchising women in society was a terrible mistake.

>>16498695
I hope she sees this bro

>>16497524
Salads and sandwiches mostly.

>>16497532
Greetings from Uzbekistan

>>16497572
dude are you me?

>>16497524
Canned food is the obvious choice. I would get disposable forks and eat straight out the tin. Fresh food needs refrigeration and will also attract pests. Fast food is expensive and unhealthy. I would make some kind of prep area for combining more elaborate meals, like fish and peas, or simple sandwiches, and damp clothes or disposable wipes for rudimentary cleaning and accidents. I would also need space to store and transport trash to not be a nuisance. Some fruits like like bananas or satsumas would be good, only with airtight storage however to not attract insects. Nuts and chocolate would be good snacks. I would scavenge for equipment, especially storage for fresh waste and tie it up in bags, maybe even use odor products on it, to deter animals from getting interested. I would definitely not try to rely on pop tarts or eating uncooked instant noodles for nutrition. Seen people do that, jesus christ.

Sunday night/ monday morning? Yeah that's the best time to rile up all the poor abused incels. They are staying up late for their no job tomorrow. They are going to fap again and again today. They are gonna get so mad at little pictures on the internet because their mean mommies hurt them. Or maybe they got hurt from a big meanie girl bully at school and were never the same. Incels out there I will find you and I will bully you and I will teach my kids to bully you and you will never make it.

>>16497524
If you can have a car you can have a small stove.
Either gas or alcohol or simply a small campfire.

That leaves open a lot of nice one-pot dishes with rice, pasta, or potatoes. All of those keep well without refrigeration.

When I go camping, which I do without a fucking car like a pseud, I plan the route around access to water and bring a lot of dry goods. For meat I either hunt with a bow, which doesn't weigh a lot, or bring some dried/cured meat like chorizo.
Oatmeal for breakfast, usually with some dried fruit in it.
Fresh veggies are nice and can easily keep but they do add some weight.

Obviously I bring some spices as well. I usually mix them from home based on what I intend to eat and carry them in one of those 35 mm. film canisters.

When I go out into the desert I only carry non-perishable foods in the truck so I don't have to take up space with a cooler. This is what I bring:

>isobutane backpack stove
>one pot
>chipped beef
>jerky
>pickled pork
>dehydrated chicken breast
>rice
>noodles
>barley
>oats
>bouillon cubes
>dried fruit
>nuts
>salt
>assorted spices

With this stuff on hand I can make a week's worth of meals while not taking up too much space.

>>16497624
>>16497532

>>16497524
DEENZ n coffee instant (type 2)

>>16500039
>film canisters

>>16500051
elliot did bathe, he was quite well groomed in fact
the problem is the real object of his affection was his hot beautiful sister, he just couldn't admit it to anyone

>>16500051
>>16500081
>the sounds of penis plunging into my sister's vagina, along with my sister's moans. I stood there and listened to it all

>>16500075
I still shoot film but even if I didn't I might still have a few of them laying around from the old days.
You can use something else if you want, anon. I won't judge you.

>>16500094
Just haven't seen those referred to in a while bro chill I get it tri-x is awesome

>>16499767
you wouldn't believe how hard i laughed at that image
thanks, anon. i needed that

what canned soups/chilis/etc. do you think would be best to eat cold?

I know this is a bait thread but a spread like this would make camping out of your van be pretty enjoyable.

>>16500089
>https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Elliot_Rodger
thank you for this

Canned hotdogs and baked beans

>>16497532
imagine the smell of their farts with the windows up hotboxing their fast food farts.

>>16497524
You can find camp stoves at goodwill really cheap, and several days worth of fuel for <$10 at wallyworld. There's no reason to restrict yourself from a stove when you can be set up to cook for less than $20.

>>16497532
greetings from bosnia, brother

>>16498123
UHT milk starts going bad as soon as you open it, idiot

>>16498338
Also fig leaves are scratchy and uncomfortable

>>16497532
giving w*men any rights at all was a bigger mistake than importing niggers and not glassing Israel combined

let me just cringe for this photo lol
look I read a book sometimes!

>>16497564
someone post the screencap of the youtube legend for this newfag

>>16500564
nah
it's good for a week
t.had to live off of UHT milk living in dorms in college

>>16500547
woman always trying to keep bosnia man down,,, bosnia man will rise above!

>>16497524
I lived in a minivan and didn't run climate control while I slept in temperatures ranging from roughly -40F to +100F. I'm bumping this from page 10; if you're actually living in your car, I'll take the time to write out a post later, but I'm sure the basics were covered in the thread already.

>>16497532
kek

>>16497579
i get fucking sick of restaurants on road trips and vacations. after day 3 of eating another mediocre burger and fries i just wanna sit down at my own table and eat something good.

>>16505767
I like to torch-sear steaks that I pick up at grocery stores.

>>16500153
this reads like catcher in the rye. fuck that. but his sister has some badass titties.
>>16500089
you can see how they round at each top side along with the draping angle of her shirt towards her waist. those are some beautiful tits right there. wonderful skin tone. i'd like to imagine she's got some dark nips. or should they be pink?
>>16497524
powders and freeze-dried foods. just get a hotwater pot you can plug into the car's cigarette lighter whatever.