/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16473660
Booba milk is free. Just find you a girl that is lactating. Very sweet indeed.

>>16473668
I will not betray the trust of my parents telling me not to date. I got all of the fun out of my system when I was a teen anyway.

Make a couple cakes?
Banana bread? Usually rotting bananas are on sale in a grocery store.

>>16473660
Make this shit.
It's my favorite sweet.
It is also called pipitoria.

>>16473660
Potato candy.

>>16473668
Holy based

>>16473660
Jolly ranchers

>>16473660
https://nationalpost.com/life/food/cook-this-torta-al-cioccolato-chocolate-cake-from-torta-della-nonna

My go-to poverty cake. IMO it tastes best using coconut cream + enough water to smoothen out the batter, but you can use whatever suitable liquid you have available to you at your budget.

Nothing will last you multiple days because youll stuff your fat face full of all of it on the first day.

>>16473660
Basic toffee: 3 cups white sugar 30 g butter 6 tbs boiling water 6 tbs white vinegar, stir in pan over medium heat until dissolved, bring to boil and leave for about ten to fifteen minutes. It's ready when you can drop a bit in a cup of cold water and it turns to hard brittle strands. Around 150C if you have a candy thermometer. Pour mix into cupcake cups or spread over baking paper. You can top with sprinkles or something at this point if you like. Then let it set.

Buy a jar of honey, when you plan to eat something sweet you simply spread it beetween two slices of bread, if you are gourme you spread some scraping of butter before the honey, beware this will not only last for days but for months because honey is also shelf stable.

>>16473668
How do you find a girl that:
A: is willing to give you her booba milk AND
B: doesn't charge you for it
?

>>16473660
just eat sugar. If you want to be more fancy then caramelize it, pour it on some baking sheets and let it solidify.

>>16473660
the constituent ingredients for banana bread are cheap and you can make numerous loafs out of one investment

>>16473682
>>16475203
Backing these up, banana bread is cheap and will last a few days. Try getting deals on stuff in general.

>>16473660
Any of those oaty/flapjack type recipes made with honey instead of refined sugar. Honey is a good preservative. Also, biscotti/rusk type recipes. Get the moisture content down low enough and it'll last for months in a metal tin. Overripe bananas you can freeze and use in milkshakes or just let soften slightly so they have the texture of icecream.

>>16473660
A spoonful of honey

>>16473687
Any English recipe

>>16473660
>utterly bottom of the barrel
Make a simple caramel with sugar and let it cool on a surface
>"I make minimum wage"
Baked meringues, honeycomb toffee
>"I can afford heavy cream"-tier
Salted caramel, Snickerdoodle cookies, simple brownies

>>16473660
rice pudding
boxed cake mix, bundt pan makes slicing eady, or 9x13 pan, basic icing or sprinkle of powdered sugar. Soak in rum syrup, to last longer in the fridge.

Seconding toffee or caramel, if you have nuts maybe a nut brittle.

Also a box of cake mix should only be a dollar or so if you already have oil and eggs. If you don’t have something to top it with but you have some butter then it’s delicious sliced and toasted in melted butter.

shortbread

hedgehog

rum balls

self-saucing pudding

>>16473660
Sugar cookies

caramel popcorn

>>16473660
some sort of sorbet probably
it's only fruit juice (water) and sugar
watch out for the recipes that call for you to scratch a frozen slab of ice rather than the ones that require an ice machine

>>16473660
maple taffy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpVkKzAZrjA