/ck/ - Food & Cooking

your mom

>>16470852
salty pennies and milk

>>16470852
idk, but i know your mom would recreate the taste of my cock, bitch

>lickable porn

>>16470852
Vinegary shit flavor.

ojisan cock

>>16470852
local salt water taffy from when I was a youngin

>>16470873
>idk, but i know
make up your mind, woman.

>>16470852
the taco bell volcano taco

>>16470857
>salty milk and coins

Mollys unwashed mommy asshole

>>16471196
>make up your mind, woman.
Learn to read, child

>What is the first flavor you would recreate?
>idk [I don't know what flavor _I_ would recreate]
>but i know your mom would recreate the taste of my cock, bitch

>>16470852
If they can recreate not only taste, but also flavor, then it can recreate smells. Real life smell-o-vision.
I'd recreate pic rel

>>16471203
I wonder if she does anal

>>16471219
Oh god I hope so

>>16470852
BRAPS

>>16471209
Oh now, women braap and feet smells will be on sale...

>>16471249
>women
For me it's cute and funny braps.

>>16470852
Dinosaur

>>16470852
unwashed and aroused pussy

>>16471207
>it takes me two goes to get a 4chan post right
lol ur dumb

>>16471266
*u'r dumb

>>16471203
based, though she's a little sweaty from working the oven all day anon

>>16471203
>>16471278

>>16471278
would still eat and drink everything coming out of her divine body

>>16471288
ngl I just want to smell the top of her head

>>16471297
I just want to ejaculate in her rectum

>>16471283
wanna fuck her ass

>>16470852
I had this salmon rillettes with caviar and bread, that was beyond exceptional, but the restaurant doesn't serve it any more.

>>16471307
This one's a bit too pervy.

>>16471288
Based. I want to huff her braphole

>>16471319
would you clean her asshole with your tongue after a particularly strong brap, even shart? I totally would. I'd have a hardon the entire time

>>16471283

>>16471209
>Real life smell-o-vision

... Did you think Smell-O-Vision was fake?

>>16470852
soy sauce

>>16470852
her sweat

>>16471513
Where I'm from we don't have negros. I've only ever seen them on tv and the internet. Everything about them is so freaky lol, I can hardly understand them through those girthy lips.

>>16470852
Gowanus Canal

>>16470852
Margaret Thatcher's unwashed beat-up mitt

moldy bread

my ex-gf's sweaty pits. never got to taste them

>>16470852
I can't say because I don't want to be banned.

>>16471741
you can't say cunny anymore?

>>16471756
It depends on the board. I've been banned in some boards for less.

>>16470852
has anybody told /b/ about this?

>>16470852
pusy

>>16470852
choccy chip cookies :-) then i can cut sugar without being miserable all the time

Vagina, then I'll finally get to know what one tastes like.

>>16471209
How can I tell you were too poor to go Disney land as a child

>>16470852
I wonder what a moonrock would taste like.

Pussy

>>16471756
it was getting people banned on /sp/ last night in the skateboard threads.

>>16470852
White guilt. Then force you gentile piglets to taste it.

Garum

>>16470852
Freedom

>>16470881
Top kek

>>16471405
>Hans Lube
Perhaps the most unfortunate yet most intimidating nazi general.

>>16471278
>though

>>16470852
k9dick

>>16471209
>"picrel"
Type it out, you lazy phoneposting newfag. I hate this post-redditification nu-4chan lingo.

>>16472265
>nu-4chan
Type it out, you lazy phoneposting newfag. I hate this post-redditification new-4chan lingo.

>>16472334
"nu" over the course of it's usage has always suggested a degraded new state that is inherently worse than a previous one, which is why I chose to use it as opposed to "new" which simply means new.

>>16472196

i was in a /ck/ thread where an anon openly admitted to sucking dog cock now i'm curious too so this

>>16470852
I bet this would really help curb cravings for things people are allergic to

Titanium, if it even has a taste. so i can imagine i'm kissing my waifu

>>16472334
>>16472374
Type it out, you lazy phoneposting newfag. I hate this post-redditification nu-4channel lingo.

You WILL lick the screen

>>16470852
Roasted human flesh.

Cunny

's cooking

>>16470852
Is the guy in the picture simulating sucking cock?

>>16470852
probably wagyu, a cheap way to know if its really just hot farts or not.

>>16470852
Taylor Swifts asshole after a 5 mile jog

>>16470852
odour is 90% of flavour so without a smell this thing is useless for any complex flavour

pusy

>>16471967
Disneyland smells like jenna fischer's feet?

peusy

>>16472800
No. Can't you read?

>>16472265
Bitch

>>16470852
blue waffle

>>16470852
pussy

>>16471203

>>16470881
why do you keep posting these two people combined in faceapp and then old filter + fat filter

>>16472265
I agree

>>16472971
>Disneyland smells like jenna fischer's feet?
If it did I wouldn't leave the place

>>16470852
My high school gf's armpits after the last soccer game she played before she died in a car accident

iwrttolgc

pusy

The alien anthropologist who asked this question must be *very* confused.

>>16473825
Huh?

>>16470852
pic related

Holy shit the replies in this thread.

>>16472619
b+r

>>16470852
>tfw you will be able to lick Samsam
i rejoice

>>16470852
unironically pussy

>>16474607
based

jesus fucking christ this entire thread

>>16474849
what did you expect based on the premise
^

>>16471405
I've been to a disney ride where they do this, but there has to be a more subtle way, it's jarring when it just blasts pine scent then orange scent directly into your face

>>16472971
It smells like unwashed people in general, made worse by them all wearing sandals. I imagine it would probably put you off feet

>>16473506
Imagine asking the guy for that and he just flicks one switch and it's done.

>>16474892

i literally go to that ride specifically for the smells i fucking love that shit. when ur soarin over the beach and you can smell the ocean water and then the next scene you get the orange grove citrus blast my god its so nice.

>>16473506
:'/

>>16471202
lurk more newfag

>>16474923

>>16471278
I posted this and I am in love with Molly 100%, but it is funny how she vainly holds onto her youth and wears pants like that that are way too tight and unflattering for her popsicle body shape

>>16473364
its like he heard OPs comment lel

>>16474616

>>16474923
It's soarin, right? The one where Patrick Warburton tells you about California or something? It's good, a nice break from the weather when it gets super hot

One thing I used to really love, although it's probably gone, was the fanta from round the world exhibit thing from epcot. My mum was a massive control freak and wouldn't allow me or my sister more than two drinks a day (my brother could have what he wanted though. In his defence he knew how utterly fucked my mum was being and snuck us drinks when mum wasn't watching.) So going there and being able to drink as much as I could in the hottest weather I'd ever seen probably saved my life sometimes. Luckily my dad found out what she was doing too and told her if any of his kids get injured and sick, as a result of her being an insane bitch, he'll do to her 10 times more. No wonder they got divorced a few years later. And then she was completely shocked some time later when we didn't want to live with her. She's never forgiven us for "abandoning" her, and seems to have completely forgotten the horrendous beatings we used to get as 6 years old

>>16473364
That's all I could focus on too.

105 posts on the "cooking" board and no one said snozzberries. JFC, no wonder Moot sold this place and ran.

>>16472265
Ol korekt brother.
The picture that is related to the content of my post.

>>16475418
based feet smeller

>>16475408
Speaking of Snozzberries, where did the whole "snozzberry secretly means cock" thing come from? Whenever you mention Wonka anywhere online and some balding loser with thick rimmed glasses and an extra 150lb he could spare to lose willl immediately go "hurr snozzberry means cock dontya know" and I have no idea where it originated from. Presumably some faggoty youtube rantsona with folded arms

>>16470852
this could be cool if people could attach tastes to their recepies

>>16473506
I'm sorry anon

>>16470852
Ortolan

>>16470852
Human Flesh

>>16470852
for me, it is the mcchicken

>>16470852
Lava sauce.

>>16470852

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

>>16474885
the only logical reason why I would even want that thing is for fetish, something illegal or something unavailable for me.
I am not gonna use some faggy ass device to taste chicken when I can cook it myself

>>16476714
you can taste it instantly you fucking idiot.
you can taste chicken and then a 12 y/o armpit and then a grilled cheese, in the span of 30 seconds.

>>16476719
so fucking what? I would still rather eat food than just taste it. What kind of entertainment does tasting different shit within seconds provide?

>>16476729
i forget, sometimes, how benighted the average man is. if you do not get it, then you will never get it. if you cannot see the utility in downloading flavors over the internet, there is nothing that can be done.
yes anon, you can just eat the food. that's okay. i'm glad it makes you happy.

they should advertise and sell it as vaping for fat fucks.
bet they would earn billions.

>>16471513
Leather and cocoa butter

>>16472055
"cunny retard faggot and nigger" are all part of our rich 4chan culture and need to be protected from outside influences wanting to mute our speech.

>>16476746
eating is more than just taste, it's a haptic experience. There's texture, smell and optics to food. A taste machine is pointless for everything that's widely available to you.

>>16470852
Big Mommy Bryce Dallas Howards greasy braphole sauce, loaded and double stuffed with sweat and brown nuggies. Oh yeah baby

Could I set it to human shit long enough to condition myself to enjoy scat?

cummies

>>16470852
bum bum

stupid shit thread

>>16471203
>>16471278
>>16471283
maximum qt

>>16476799
Can't you just make your own?

>>16476714
Big imagination here.

Read recipe, download flavor, see if you managed to get the recipe to come out as intended.

Make recipe, upload pic to /ck/, upload pic of cross section to /ck/, upload flavor to /ck/

Read tasting notes for wine, sample each isolated flavor described to more quickly identify what each descriptor is referring to exactly

Choosing any food product, sample taste before purchase.

>>16470852
The flavor of my boss's ass. He's so sexy, even if he is twice my age. And I'm a boy also.

>>16471266
I hope you clean those scrapes on your knuckles, dragging them across your filthy fucking floor all day.

>>16470852
cock

>>16475540
"How did you manage to roll the old rubbery thing on him?"
"There's only one way when they get violent," Yasmin said. "I grabbed hold of his snozzberry and hung onto it like grim death and gave it a twist or two to make him hold still."
(from My Uncle Oswald by Ronald Dahl)

>>16470852

sweaty vinegary feet, pussy with the hint of being at a clam bar

creamy chicken ramen and strawberry ice cream

>>16470881
I call this the StinkPod, it lets you smell porn

>>16476862
lole

>>16470881
The inability to smell or taste the woman is one of the major benefits of porn.

>>16470852
All variants of ramen

>>16471513
black people sweat smells bad anon. In terms of BO, it goes asian>white>dindu.

>>16478536
That's obviously being used as a euphemism, and so serves as evidence that a snozzberry is not supposed to literally be a penis.

>>16470852
My dick

>>16481387
yellow hands wrote this.
asian sweat smells like seafood, kind of shrimp-y

>>16476739
based and scrooge pilled

>>16481387
Can confirm. Went to the jungle once after a party in college. She reeked desu

>>16481370
sorry i meant to say "drawbacks of porn"

>>16481370
I'm gay btw, not sure if that matters.

>>16470852
Fresh lime and ginger

>>16471261
>>16471797
>>16472048
>>16472966
>>16472974
>>16473352
>>16473579
Also a good choice. Easily my favourite aspect of doggystyle with my ex was how the meaty scent of her vagina would drift directly up into my face. Heavenly.

>>16470852
bbc

>>16473472
My feet look like this but I'm a 220 lb hairy man

>>16482360
>lb

>>16470852
The ass and low hanging balls of a mature trans woman.

>>16482369
i hope your kids get raped by trannies

>>16482390
Imagine a hung mature trans woman riding you cowgirl, her tits and cock swaying as she moans each time she thrusts her prostate down onto the head of your cock.
Then her asshole begins to quiver and she quickly slides off and shoots thick load after thick load of hot vinegary cum down your throat.

>>16482400

>>16482400
>vinegary cum
Is it a new meme to describe everything as vinegary?
Cause it's the last adjective that would fit to cum, since it's naturally alkaline

>>16482833
>she doesn't know

Blue waffle!

>>16471203
idk who molly is but i'm gonna coom to her

Suprised none of u fags have said Umami. Let's see if that device can make me taste this praised flavour lol

>>16474607
i want to smell it

>>16483631
This

>>16470852
does it do smells

>>16483179
Molly is the queen of /ck/

>>16470852
Seared bite.

>>16481370
I'm saving sex for marriage so I wouldn't get it

>>16476681
Hey, it’s three for free!

>>16483631
It’s called savory

>>16472055
>/sp/
Figures

>>16485570
Based

>>16473506
she would have left you eventually and was probably gonna take literal miles of cock in college

>>16476606
absolutely

>>16477531
it would be shitty

>>16486114
Well it was an all-loli-podium so there was a lot of cunny posting since 1st & 2nd were 13 years old, and 3rd was 16 years old.

>>16470852
Cyanide

I hope it can recreate the effects

>>16470852
the flavor of pain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU_jRbV4H6c

>>16487379
LOL

>>16470856
OMFG XDDDDDD

>>16483631
Buy yourself a packet of pure MSG nd try it.
It IS the umami flavor just like sugar is sweet or NaCl salty (also KCl, but only nerds care)

>>16485121
would she let me eat her shit>

>>16471513
tastes like 3 to 5

>>16472093
Come to flyover, USA
> t. shoot guns, drink untaxed liquor, and go to church on Sundees

>>16486364
Imagine if instead of rubbing your peepee inside over and over, your peepee was exactly the length it would take you to coom.
So everyone would have a mile-long peenor and you would only have to insert once

>>16489256
I hope not desu

>>16472093
bruh

>>16471513
Umm sweaty...