/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16464063
3 plates of curry and rice, some poppadoms, and roast veggies at an Indian buffet.

>>16464063
12 beers
2 bags of chicken wings
2 bowls of cereal
KFC $5 fill up
Yesterday.

>>16464063
3 mcdoubles
2 mchickens
10pc nuggets
large fries
large drink
this happened about a year ago, will never happen again

>>16464092
I literally ate this same meal last Thursday and Friday

>>16464063
I was depressed at a party my parents were hosting for their friends
so I ate 6 chicken breasts and 3 steaks
t. 150 lb lanklet

>>16464063
>Last night
>Try to make chicken fried rice
>Completely fuck it up, whole thing inedible
>Cry and order two extra large pepperoni, olive, sausage and mushroom pizzas, 16 pc hot wings, and a marble brownie thing from dominos and eat it all by myself in one sitting
>Still have horrible heartburn today

>>16464237

>>16464063
Coneys are the bane of my existence. There have been times on a Friday when I'd order dozen after work, eat a few on the drive home, then blast through the rest over the course of the night along with a bottle of Old Granddad.

>>16464206
frankly, based

>>16464206
Your dad was probably less disappointed in you than usual. He might've even hoped you'd start bulking for real.
Try asking him to buy you protein powder?

>>16464063
three little caeser pizzas. ordered a deep dish, but they sent a regular. then the second was also a regular. they finally got it right on the third try. I ate them all while watching anime

One of those giant bags of McDonalds you get when you come home from the bar. From what I recall
>some limited time only burger meal (and I got it "supersize" or whatever its called these days)
>2 cheeseburgers
>a "big share" box (6 nuggets, 6 jalopeno poppers, 6 onion rings)

>>16464063
ate 1 kg of diced pork leg with garlic, onion, green beans and 3 noodle nests all stir fried. last sunday, didn't even feel full.
yesterday kfc mighty bucket for one, 2 chicken wings and a triple stacker zinger burger
>>16464092
my last mcd order was
bacon double cheese burger
triple cheese burger
medium fires
mayo chicken
10pc nuggets
quarter pounder with cheese
diet sprite
all with extra pickles, mustard and onion

surprisingly i'm the lightest i've been in years and still going down

>>16464063
one whole 16 inch pizza
one whole 12 inch pizza
one cannoli

keep in mind i'm a 100lb 5'2 individual

>>16464635
Where do you live where McDonald's has jalapeno poppers and onion rings

>>16464680
Tapeworm.

>>16464078
How do you measure wings by bags and not by their wing count????

>>16464827
Finland. We also have falafel bites. Burger King also has them, so I think jalopeno poppers are quite popular here. Im not complaining, love those sons of bitches.

>>16464237
>>16464244
Based Obelix pants-pattern blanket.

>>16464063
Got trashed on mimosas and probably ate like 3000 calories of pastries at Easter brunch a few years back

I'm the only skinny person in my family and I love stuffing my face at holidays because I find it amusing

>>16464063
Basically about 2 kilos worth of carbonaras eaten over the course of a day with 3 bottles of wine. That was like 15 years ago.

2 entire dominos pan pizzas in one 30 minute sitting:
-One of these was double cheese
-The other was bbq sauce base, extra chicken, extra cheese

>tfw once made a taco bell order so massive that the black kid behind the counter actually yelled to the guy in the back "this nigga high as hell"
>Never smoked weed in my life, just a fatass who can eat $50 in taco bell

24 hours:
>4 litres of beer
>1 litre of wine
>Vodka + coke
>300g chips
>200g candy
>2 frozen pizzas
>4 hamburgers
>1kg of fries
>1 baguette with cheese, butter, ham
>12 inch pizza
>150g cashews

Probably a 12 inch burger with a 2 pound patty and half a pound of toppings, along with a half pound of fries and 4 mtn dews. It was very good for being so large. I don't remember what else I ate that day.

Had a full Xmas lunch with people from work (starter, main, dessert, and about 12 beers + glasses of wine). Then later, had two doner kebabs and two portions of fries. About 1am, I had a chocolate bar and a bottle of Pepsi.

When I started going through puberty I could polish of an entire Old El Paso Taco kit worth of meat/cheese/salsa/onions/lettuce in one sitting by myself. Mom hated it.

>>16465249
Were you a stoner?

>>16464063
the entire nachos party box from taco bell with extra meat and cheese. i felt like a pregnant lady after it.

>>16464810
kek manlet

>>16464063
a wafer-thin mint

>>16464063
smoked 2 buds of head cheese over the course of the day, ate about 10-12 white castle sliders, baby back ribs with mac and cheese, 1 container of ben and jerry's cookie dough and a few bags of cheese doodles and chips ahoy.

>>16464810
Based midgetbro

>>16464063
12ct wings with a mimosa for lunch (21st birthday, woke up past breakfast,) bought a 6pk of blackjack cola and drank a bottle or two after that, then I went to a burger joint where I got a free birthday marg, ate a big ol' burger topped with bacon, pulled pork, jalapenos, and cheese, a stack of fries with that, some Dr. Pepper, then I went back to my dorm, took a shit, showered, and then gamed until 4am

One time I was having a sleepover with my friend when I was 11 years old and her very fat dad (probably 350-400lbs) made us each like 50 pizza rolls. My eyes were so huge when the plate was plopped down in front of us. I just remember feeling so sick like I couldn't move

>>16467204
How'd you feel the next day

>>16467219
Outside of a bit of the spiced asshole I felt fine, didn't need to eat until dinner after that excursion

>>16467235
The joy of youth. I'm 33 and if I did that I would fucking die. Glad to hear you made it out alive homie

>>16467259
It ain't all great, 3 years after that and I'm slowly finding that I may have inherited stomach sensitivity issues from my mom, so I can't eat as much as I used to. That or it's just the normal stomach shrinking

>>16467214
>400 lbs
Mein nigger

>>16464221
A few weeks ago I ate a large pepperoni Brooklyn style pizza and a large thin crust with chicken pizza from Dominos with a order of the lava crunch cakes and a 2 liter of Diet Coke
That was the biggest meal I had recently
There were a few that came close but not quite

One large pizza, followed by 400g of ice cream, followed by braided bread from a bakery, then 1L of pineapple juice on top of that, all in about a span of an hour. It was the only time in my life I felt physical pain from overeating.

>>16464063
jokingly got 10 1$ McDonalds burgers and ate them all as 1 giant super mega burger

>>16464063
12 White Castle sliders with cheese in one sitting

>>16464063
Probably a wedding in Cyprus 3 years ago, I drank and ate an ungodly amount of every sort of food and drink

>>16465160
Winner (loser)

BREAKFAST
6 sausages, 6 slices bacon, scrambled eggs (6 eggs), 2 cans baked beans, 10-12 mushrooms, 4 slices black pudding, 2 x fried bread, 2 x toast, 3 x hash browns, 1 large tomato, 2 x bottles Lucozade

LUNCH
12" Subway Meatball Marinara, tube of salt and vinegar Pringles, Ben & Jerry Phish food, 1 litre Coke

SNACK
2 x slices cheese on toast

DINNER
Dominos 'cheesburger pizza' (15"), 2 x potato wedges, 3 x chicken wings, dips, 1 litre Coke, pack of 6 millionaires shortbread and a can of beer.

>>16468126
I smell a bong

>>16464063
an insane amount of sushi. pic related doesn't do it justice, it was like 80 pieces. otherwise I've had two subway footlongs in one sitting.

I ate a huge christmas in July turkey dinner and then someone bet me $20 to eat a whole pie after so I did
such an awful feeling to this day I can't over eat at all because if it

>>16464810
>keep in mind i'm a 100lb 5'2 individual
I thought there were no females on 4chan?

>>16465160
did you get a tummy ache?

12 (twelve) donuts

I went like 5 days without eating then I ate
>a deep fried twinkie
>like 4 peanut butter cookies
>grits and a bagel and cream cheese
>frito pie
>pancakes
>an egg
>instant ramen covered in sour cream
>seaweed snacks I think they're called
>fish tacos with Yum Yum sauce
over the span of like 3 or 4 hours. And then I went to a bakery later that day and got an apple cake.

>>16464340
u can eat 12 hot dogs in 1 evening?

>>16470791
>>16470708
there's no reason for a normal person to eat
12 hot dogs or 12 donuts because normally you'd be getting a more balanced diet, but it's not HARD to eat 12 hot dogs or 12 donuts. it's not something to be shocked at, it's not pushing the limits of a human digestive tract. especially over a few hours...then it gets downright easy.

>>16464624
Absolutely based

I went to my uncle's house once. He is African and very rich. I am the skinniest one in my family (~155 pounds back then) and his wife fed me so much food breakfast, lunch, dinner, and supper. Every time I said I was full he would say, "eat, eat." I gained 6-7 pounds in 1 week.

>>16470757
>instant ramen covered in sour cream
what the fuck

>>16464810
>individual
this raises some suspicion

>>16469341
if this was college, you'd be expelled for plagiarism

>>16467911
My gramps is legendary in my family for this time he ate 27 white castle sliders in one sitting and then didn't eat anything for 5 days afterwards. he was a badass in so many ways RIP

>>16470922
Sour cream is honestly pretty good on indomie

>>16470804
Mentally is quite a challenge

>>16470922
yeah, it's not great but I like the texture

Single largest snack: 4 bags of party sized flaming hot cheetos
Largest meal, maybe 7 plates at the buffet. Every night is buffet style for me so its lost all meaning.

>>16464063
6 whole loaves of sliced bread in 4 hours trying to get myself hospitalised for a bowel obstruction.

>>16464221
>Cry and order two extra large pepperoni, olive, sausage and mushroom pizzas, 16 pc hot wings, and a marble brownie thing from dominos and eat it all by myself in one sitting
i refuse to believe this--this is well over 4000 calories

>>16472133
based non-keto suicidal behavior.

During my first senior year in college my friends and I got high and bored and we devised a day long consumption triathlon. Basically an obnoxiously rich friend of ours put up 300 bucks to the person who could finish first. The menu? Why yes:
-1 16' (cheese or pepperoni) pizza from a local shit-tier college town pizza joint
-1 24 rack of our choice (I went with Coors Light)
-1 large order of fries from the same shitty place as the pizza
Certainly not the most clever or inspired method of torture, but drinking 24 beers is harder than it sounds.

A whole large pizza, might have had garlic bread with it or something and some booze, I threw it all up later in the night

4 cheesesteaks and 2 orders of fries

>>16472316
I hate all of you bastards who always tell fun and interesting university stories, my university time was basically only attending to lessons, studying and starving

>>16472254
That's not that much compared to some of the other meals in here

>>16472733
Well I went to an engineering school, but it took me 5 years to get a forestry degree. Thank christ grad school is so easy to get in nowadays

>>16472855
I don't really know the American terms, to me it's all "university"

>>16470894
>I am the skinniest one in my family (~155 pounds back then)
anon..

two big jersey mikes subs and chips

six bowls of curry during a christmas in which my rich extended family ordered like 400 quid's worth. my gf and i puked halfway through then went back for more.

2x pizza tuna (red onions, extra cheese)
1x pack cheese and onion lay's
17x frikandel speciaal with fresh onions
And about 16 beers and some Wodka over the day

The shits the next day where horrifying and scentwise from an other world...betweens tasty and biological warfare

>>16464206
This you?

>>16464063
Went to India to attend a Friends weeding and ate the most there.

>Atleast 7-8 medium cups of Rice.
>20 -30 pieces of Mutton.
>10 pieces of fish.
>15 -20 pieces of prawns
>1 crab.
>7 pieces of flat bread
>Too MANY Sweets lost count.

Basically had to work the entire day so when I sat down to eat I eat like there was no Tomorrow , Completed the shit in like 4 hours.

>>16464063
>one entire chicken cut up and fried.
>one entire pepperoni pizza
>a large pitcher of beer
or
>20 piece special from popeyes
>3 large fries
>12 biscuits
>bunch of other sides i dont remember was high
split that with a friend.
i think the former was more food.

>>16464063
2 double meat whataburgers with cheese one with bacon and avocado large fries large coke honey bbq chicken strip dairy queen tenders and toast dipped in gravy

Four chipotle burritos in a row, and two gargantuans from jimmy johns

>>16464063

Went to my cousins house to hang out, get drunk and high one Saturday 2 years ago. Ate 3 quarters of a large Dignorios pizza, some leftover spaghetti, 2 crappy mini "party pizzas" and a ton of random junk like chips and little debbies. We drank a 750ml bottle of fireball and some of our 140 proof homemade moonshine, a bottle of my dads homemade wine, and at least a six pack of beer or two and too many red bulls to count plus shitton of crap weed. Then decided to walk the neighborhood and steal traffic signs at midnight just before blackout drunk. We ended up in a Whataburger after nearly getting kicked out of a Walmart at 2am, ordered a couple cheeseburgers. Worker comes up and hands us a massive fucking bag of food while we were waiting thinking it was our order, and so we ran the fuck out of there lmao. Must have been $100 of food, at least a dozen breakfast tacos, 10 burgers and like 8 large orders of fries and onion rings. I ate at least half the fucking bag over the next 2 hours then passed out. Woke up 6hrs later and ate a burger and 4 more tacos before driving home. Never puked once.

>>16470791
I mean, it's not something I did frequently. And this was over 10 years ago. I wouldn't be able to do it in one sitting today. Plus I moved and the hot dog joint I have by me now isn't as good.

Probably the first thanksgiving dinner I had where I had a serious enough girlfriend to have invites from both my family and her family.
Didn't pace myself so basically went to her's first, had a whole thanksgiving meal: a turkey leg, huge serving of potatoes, side of stuffed acorn squash, croissant, their red wine cranberry sauce, big glass of red wine, coffee and cream, pumpkin spice white chocolate mousse. Said "damn I won't be able to eat at mine!" but then when we got to my family's some weird sense of nostalgia and tradition led me to eat a bunch more dark meat, green bean casserole, buttery sweet potato, fresh baked biscuit, wild rice mushroom stuffing, our cold cranberry relish, two beers, coffee and cream, a slice of pecan pie and a slice of pumpkin-chai pie.
Honestly repulsive.
Now I know that if you're going to two places, try to just nibble.