/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>god-tier
>frozen pizzas
everythings relative i guess

>>16463722
at $5 when it's on sale this is probably the best balance of cheap pizza that doesn't taste like cardboard
my measure of frozen pizza is it has to be better in some way than a little caesars hotnready pizza
this feels like it's on the same level as LC, but you get more pizza per dollar and the convenience of having it in a freezer when you don't want to stumble outside after a night of hard drinking

>>16463754
fuck me, I'm referring to picrel
wild mikes

>>16463722
do amerilards really?

>>16463722
Frozen pizza is shit but stuffed crust makes it enjoyable at least.

>>16463754
you sound gay

>>16463756
The guy on the top right of the box reminds me of Ed from Ed edd and eddy

I prefer a homemade grilled cheese

>>16464008
me too

>>16464013
yum

>>16463756
americans always value their food in weight. not taste, always weight. OVER 4 STONE PIZZA, OVER 6 LBS PIZZA, OVER 12 OUNCES OF PIZZA

Red Baron is the best.
Don't reply to me.

Amerikkkans are a plague

>>16464757
>>>/ifunny/

Costco frozen square 'za like pic related is pretty kino.

>>16464744
I have to reply to let you know you’re based :^)

>>16464738
>OVER 4 STONE PIZZA
>4 STONE

Go back to your bog you anglo troglodyte

>>>16464777
can eat a dick

>>16464738
Do it with burgers (the national dish) too.

>>16464790
500 LBS CHEESEBURGER, NO VEGGIES ALL MEAT THE KENTUCKY SPECIAL FREEDOM BURGER AT YOUR LOCAL WALMART WITH REAL AMERICAN "CHEESE" FROM A SPRAYCAN

this is the best quality frozen pizza on the market. Also the best priced frozen pizza available

>>16464816
If you're in Texas, the best frozen pizza, hands down, I've ever eat is HEB's Midtown frozen pizza. It blows away all the name brand frozen pizzas, all of the more specialty frozen pizzas I've tried, and it's definitely better than any pizza from Costco, frozen or freshly made.

>>16464816
>100% real cheese
>__ _________ ______?

>>16464878
?

>>16464888
Do Americans Really?

>>16463756

>>16464918
its the same in Canada

One of the few frozen pizzas you can buy while still appearing to be a classy and sophisticated individual. Not to mention spinach thin crust pizza is delicious

>>16464921
wow double-d! look at all of this pi-pizza!

>>16464971
the no name basic ones are good too. going to go get a box of 4 of them tomorrow now

>>16464940
Canadian version looks better

>>16463722
>>16463729
Fpbp

OP is living a sad and miserable life. I’d pity him, would he not suck so much dick.

>>16464858
>just bought groceries.
Well I can try it next time i shop.

>>16463722
I just started my shift at papa johns. 3 niggers in a row who asked for coins back. I get to delivery 4 in the shittiest most run down neighborhood to a hous3 with a Trump flag in yard and get 10 dollar bill as tip.

This is reason 52179 why nobody likes black people

>>16465090
>Living and working in shit neighborhoods.
>Niggers and Trumpers everywhere.
America has warped you. You're the garbage calling the trash disgusting.

>>16463722
I add my own toppings.

>>16464816
>540g per pizza

>>16464940
>555g per pizza

>>16464744
This is known

>>16463756
When did this character get his own line of frozen pizzas?

>not one fucking correct response in this thread
It's fucking Red Baron, ya'll. Cheaper and you get into Totinos bullshit. More expensive and you start trying to compete with Little Caesars and no frozen pizza is going to do that.

But a 3.50 Red Baron special deluxe topped with garlic powder, chili flakes, and dried herbs? I'll buy that and enjoy it on a Saturday night.

>>16465293
There is not a single frozen pizza on this planet that doesn't completely annihilate Little Caesar's in every aspect of pizza combat. On top of all that, you're wrong about best pizza too. They discontinued pic rel to the detriment of the entire frozen pizza market. It is quite simply the best.

>>16465334
>freschetta
>best
fucking lmao dude

>>16465393
I'm right and you know it.

This shit slaps

>>16465334
omg, that sauce was so good
this was the BEST frozen pizza i have had.

yall can shit on me for it but i love these lil niggas like you wouldnt believe
>>16464921
kekd

remember when costco had deepdish?
it was super cheesey, not much sauce. i would add sauce.
was good,\.

>Dr. Oetker
My nigga. I like pic related from them. It tastes like the pizza your mom has made from the leftovers of the chicken you had last sunday. Really crispy and good cheese too.

>>16465474
This nigga fucks

>>16464013
>>16464018

>>16463722
For once, the crust and sauce aren't just kinda edible, they're actually good.

All others suck cock by choice.

>>16463722
I usually don't eat big portions and for pizza it's 3 slices top, but this shit I can devour whole. Something in that cheap frozen fast food flavor.

>>16465647
>>Dr. Oetker
sounds so jewish and looks so bad.
i get my nightly pizza from the jewish doctor

>>16465090
Maybe stop expecting free money faggot

>>16466291
They couldn't be any less Jewish, actually. Rudolf August Oetker, the second CEO & grandson of the actual Dr. Oetker was a member of the Nazi Party.

>>16463722

I like the Wegmans Buffalo chicken pizza.

I have a weirdly specific craving for frozen pizza right now. Even though there are perfectly decent pizza places that are affordable & within delivery range, I really want some frozen pizza right now.

>>16466721
Frozen market pizza have this distinct taste that isn't really found in restaurants and that's why it's so good.

In Poland we have zapiekanka that is kind of similar, always reminded me of frozen pizza, the cheapest zapiekanka sometimes tastes almost the same. It's a crunchy baguette with champignon (mushroom) spread and cheese plus whatever else you want.

>>16463999
no
thin crust only
less crust is always better

>>16467020
It is way less crust than a normal crust, it's just filled with cheese.

>>16464858
This. At first I thought the was a copy pasta of something I replied in a thread about frozen pizza awhile back. But realized I wouldn’t have stated anything about Costco frozen pizza since I’ve never had it. Midtown pizzas are also very easy to customize with other fresh toppings like jalapeños, olives, pickles or whatever.

>>16465474
Like 10years or so ago (when they were still round) Torino’s had a Mexican pizza sold here in Texas and it was really fucking good. Wife used to keep at least half a dozen or so in the freezer. Was sad to see them go :-/

>>16465007
It's the same pizza retard

>>16463722
I get Tombstone every year for Halloween.

>>16463722
texas or gtfo

>>16468220
red baron>digiorno>>>>>>>>>tombstone

>>16463722
just make your own pizza. It's fun as shit.

>>16465135
do you lift the cheese?

>BTFOs any euro frozen pizza
Dr. Oetker is overrated and the cheese they use now is gross

>>16464774
>bog
Bong. As in Britbongistan because their country is turning fucking brown.