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16462699 No.16462699 [Reply] [Original]

>one beef hotdog please!
>sorry sir we only serve spaghetti hotdogs
japanese """""""""quisine""""""""""""""""""""

>> No.16463178

>>16462699
immortalized

>> No.16463184

>>16462699
>put pasta in bun
>shred some raw meat on top

wtf? sushi ruined their culinary abilities

>> No.16463313

>>16463184
That's pickled ginger you mouthbreather

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>>16462699
>quisine

>> No.16463533

>>16462699
problem?

>> No.16463537

>>16463184
>>shred some raw meat on top
This is extremely well done bait

>> No.16463547

>>16462699
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

>> No.16463614

>>16463184
>i was only PRETENDING to be retarded!

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>>16462699

>> No.16463731

>>16462699
Yakisoba-pan is weird EVEN IN JAPAN.

>> No.16463974

>carb with carb filler and high carb sauce
wtf

>> No.16464510

>>16463547
I live in Japan and people here genuinely think that corn on pizza is delicious and some sort of hidden italian delicacy. People here are really fucking nuts about italian food but can never remotely cook anything like it. There are loads upon loads of "italian" restaurants here but when you go in it's always some weird fucking japanese ripoff where they fuck up all of the dishes by adding jap shit like raw squid and eel and shit to it and then they try to fucking play it off as "real italian food". It doesn't help that people here don't know what normal bread or cheese is. It's all fucking gross. I have not had any normal-tasting cheese in all the time I've lived here, and good bread is about as rare as a properly paid salaryman. These people are born on this island, they will live their whole lives on this island, and they will die on this island without ever tasting real bread or cheese in their life and that's just sort of sad. The worst part is that because no japanese person actually knows what real italian food is like, nobody can call restaurants out on this bullshit, everyone eats it all up and calls it "honto ni umaiiiii uwuwuwu" and everyone thinks this is what real italian food is like. It's just sad. "Oh rettsu addu fishu eggu andu seaweedu to pasta carbonara don't u kno this is how rearu itarian peeporu eat!". The worst part for me is that japan doesn't just massacre classic italian food like this, but they also do it with every other country's cuisine imaginable. French, spanish, mexican, turkish, you name it. They botch everything they come across as "wow foreign so cool" but it's never apparently fucking good enough unless they douse it in soy sauce and raw octopus to make it "authentic european" food. Don't get me wrong I love me some japanese food but fuck this country for ruining foreign food culture and fuck the people for being too retarded to not know what real food is like, even though they kind of can't help it, fuck em it's gross

>> No.16464518

>>16463614
>being this much of a summerfag

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>>16462699
'straya reporting in
cant believe you foreign cunts dont eat this shit.
uni student fucking staple meal here.

>> No.16464814

>>16463547
>even instant noodles is taiwanese
Formosa is a Japanese colony you pleb.

>> No.16464821

>>16464510
>dabbing on foreign "food" by smothering it in your own local ingredients
absolutely based, seethe harder mario.

>> No.16464839

>>16464742
Amerifat here. Good on you Aussiebro. Leftover spaghetti sammy is tasty AF.

>> No.16465720

>>16462699
isn't it meant to be consumed almost exclusively when drinking heavily?