/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16457947
I prefer the sardines with jalapenos and olive oil. Slapped them on a pizza last week, was an awsome healthy protein bump to what would of been just a greasy cheese carb pizza.

Herring is the superior white man's food and has been for a long time.

>>16457947
dang, that looks good in tomato sauce. I eat a can in olive oil every day for lunch, sometimes a Spanish style

>>16457947

Looking good anon
Enjoy

why does /pol/ have such cringe taste when it comes to food?

>>16457947
Anchovies and pickled herring Chad here. Fuck deenz.

>>16457947

for me its oysters.

>>16457952
Sardines are good for you, faggot. They make you not want to take dick up your ass. Clearly, you know nothing of the power of the fish.

>>16457947
Good for you OP. I’m trying to start a fast through this weekend though, so no dinner tonight. I need to get this fat off of me.

>>16457947
i had a really weird friend that liked sardines
even brought them on a fucking field trip
we were like 11 or 12

>>16457947
Anyone fuck with smoked oysters?

>>16457947
Pay for the good ones though. Bela in particular comes to mind. You won't want to eat King Oscar brand ever again.

>>16457947
Sardines give me diarrhea but I eat them daily anyway

>>16457947
I like smoked kippers with onion and garlic, tossed over some rice or pasta with a little olive oil.

>>16457947
Do you eat the whole can in one sitting or are there leftovers?

>>16457952
Actually canned fish is hot girl food, idiot. Why don’t you fuck off and go eat some faggot food, which is what? A pile of bloody AIDS poo, I assume.

>>16457947
>saying 'deenz' instead of sardines
cringe
do you say 'za when you mean pizza?
fucking hell

>>16457956
Bone broth, sparkling water and pickles. I know its not a "real fast" or whatever but itll do the same thing weight wise if you keep the cups of bone broth to a few a day.

>>16457947
FUCK OFF BACK TO /ck/ AND STAY THERE!

>>16457961
or on a crostini with some good cheese and tomato and olive

>>16457949
Suggesting herring as an alternative to deenz is a red herring, shalom.

i bought a tin of these the other day because of these threads and threw it away immediately. thanks for making me waste $4 fagz

>>16457964
>unfamiliar with deenz culture

>>16457955
based. buying sardines tomorrow.

Sardines with rice... Mmmm!

>>16457969
>threw it away
dis bih got da rona

>>16457965
I got the sparkling water and pickles already. I’ve never bought bone broth though. Does it matter where I get it, or can I just look for the cheapest one?

>>16457966
deenz threads belong on /pol/ and vice versa

>>16457953
>>16457954
>>16457964
>>16457966
>the kike fears the deen enjoyer
shalom to you all as well.
>>16457960
Based.

>>16457947
>buying sodium-laced processed fish instead of a chunk of fresh fish that you grill up yourself
You do you, big boy.

olive oil Mediterranean seasoning blend deenz with sliced olives, makes me cum everytime

>>16457947
I like to eat pork breakfast sausages.
ami gonna make it bros?

>>16457976

>>16457964
They look similar, but 'deenz isn't the same as 'za.
It's only gay on the outside.

>>16457947
>>16457954
Make sure of their provenance first. I used to love canned oysters from New Brunswick, but now they all come from China, which inspires me not at all.

>>16457979
so close so close

>>16457960
Based.

>>16457974
People get particular about it, but the only difference is the taste. The pricey stuff they just throw in tumeric, ginger, maybe a little lemon in it if its chicken bone broth and stuff like vinegar, jalapenos, if its beef. But i just get the cheap stuff and add those things anyways. Another cheap boost is add half of a ramen packet of the matching flavor per cup. I do bone broth fasting when i do extended fasts of more then a day or two, mostly for the high protein and low calories help maintain muscle while not interfering with the fast, assuming you keep it to maybe a cup per few hours or so.

>>16457979
Best part of the pig is all the blood. Give blood sausage a try!

>>16457985
I appreciate the tips anon!

>>16457947
Deens, kippers, smoked oysters, caviar toothpaste, head cheese, gabagool, chicken livers, cheez whiz and pickled herring is the diet of the übermensch

>>16457947
I used to eat the shitty Bumblebee sardines in mustard sauce. It wasn't until these threads that I tried King Oscar. Holy shit the quality is so much better and that's all I'll eat now.

>>16457977
smaller fish have less contaminents

>>16457947
>deenz
This is such a faggy way to say sardines. It's not cute or funny.

>>16457963
Actually, this is true. I rarely eat anything except canned fish, and I can't even count the number of times chicks have approached me sayin', "Oi! You smell like a bit of canned fish, you do! Let's have a shag!"

>>16457989
King Oscar deenz are based. When the wuhanic panic hit, shelves were empty, there were only hundreds of cans of king oscar deenz left so I bought them all. Been eating them almost daily for great gainz.

>>16457991
>This is such a faggy way to say sardines. It's not cute or funny.
kys, nigger

>>16457977
>fresh fish
>buy
Just catch your own. Nothing like a fresh smoked/grilled salmon or trout.

>>16457947
Raw is gross, tell me your cooked deenz tips.

>>16457987
Yea np, youll lose the weight. just keep at the fasting, when you have to break, just eat till full and start again. Dont be afraid to workout while fasted either. Its a good idea to atleast keep lifting to help preserve muscle while losing fat.

>>16457993
The only ones I can find at my grocery store are the Mediterranean style. Those are amazing, however I'm curious about the tomato sauce ones, or other flavors.

>>16457990
Tilapia has the same mercury content on average as a sardine, and salmon is incredibly close

>>16457947
Fishermans eggs for breakfast, med style deenz on crackers for lunch.

>>16457996
sissy

>>16457982
Literally all seafood is processed in China and probably will kill you

Do any of you meme deenz? Like pack them in your airplane luggage or offer them to loved ones and strangers?

>>16457987
Use a bit of Knorr beef broth cube instead of ramen flavour packets. You don’t want to be chugging that chink juice.

>>16457996
Canned food is cooked food. All canned food is precooked in the canning process. "Cooking" anything from a can is just reheating or rehydrating then reheating in the case of condense soups.

>>16458003
I have to eat them in shame, as anytime i crack a tin, pussy ass bitches around me start complaining of the fish smell. Imma fucking bear, i eat fish and shit in the woods.

Burger bros what’s the best deenz brand for flavor/ quality. Price is not an issue

>>16458002
K O is made in Norway and Poland.

>>16458004
Ooo Good idea! Imma use this tip.

>>16457947
>DEENZ
>>16457953
>deenz
>>16457968
>deenz
>>16457970
>deenz
>>16457975
>deenz
>>16457978
>deenz
>>16457988
>Deens
>>16457993
>deenz
>>16457996
>deenz
>>16458003
>deenz
>>16458008
>deenz
Fagz


>>16457958
>Anyone fuck with smoked oysters?
"fuck with" - you dumb zoomer nigger culture enthusiast. Stay the fuck away from smoked oysters since you are clearly not man enough to enjoy them properly.

>>16457960
>Sardines give me diarrhea but I eat them daily anyway
Pro-tip: stop eating Beach Cliff brand.

>>16457977
>randomly placed cilantro cutting
>randomly placed salt mixed with hot peppers
>neither of them actually on the meat
I hate this pretentious food photography shit.

>>16457989
>I used to eat the shitty Bumblebee sardines
Those and Beach Cliff are garbage tier.

>>16458007
Try enjouing some deenz on a plane. Next level trolling.

>>16457962
>leftovers
Pop a can and see for yourself. I have never had leftovers and I've consumed tens of thousands of these fish

>>16458012
Kek!

>>16457959
Nuri. There's even a mini-doc. It's legitimately interesting. One of the numerous comfy reasons for Deus Vault.
https://youtu.be/jpTwHAt0Zxw

>>16458012
Id do it with pride infront of the maskies, like what you can smell that? Seems like your mask doesnt really do anything, oh well.

>>16458011
>boomer off his meds and off his rocker
settle down and have a couple deenz, you don't want to have a stroke

>>16458008
King Oscar pretty good. But if you go to a gourmet grocery store that has European foods you will find some really higher end deenz. Not sure of what high end brands... Just experiment.

>>16457970
you sad sacks will latch onto anything really. such is your lot in life

>>16457947
I just had a sardine sandwich

>>16458008
Since I was a kid I used to eat whatever brand of sardines because my dad got me on them. If you're buying shitty cheap brands get them in mustard sauce. Cheap sardines taste like absolute shit in water or oil. Cheap sardines are also heavy on the bones (they're mushy anyway).

However good sardines are King Oscar. I've been eating Mediterranean style, and have yet to try tomato sauce.

>>16458011
>Those and Beach Cliff are garbage tier.
I literally just said that they were. Are you that desperate for attention?

>>16458012
Nothing compared to Sürströmming.

>>16458008
I’ve got this before. The were 6 leafbucks a can which s an outrageous price for deenz even collapsing Canada. They were really good but reminded me more of herring than the usual deenz. Brunswick brand deenz are only around $2 here in comparison.

>>16457967
What's a good cheese to go with sardines and garlic?

>>16458024
I would never opt for dairy with fish, but if you must
I would go with parmesan

>>16457947
mediterranean sardines with cheese and crackers

>>16457958
Hell yeah smoked oysters are awesome. Smoked herring is good too.

>>16458021
>I literally just said that they were.
Nigger, you said Bumblebee in your post, not Beach Cliff.

If you're not averse to carbs, some pasta, sardines in olive oil, pepper, and decent parmesean makes for a fast and satisfying meal.

>>16458022
>Sürströmming.
there's no way it's even legal to bring that on a plane

>>16458027
Seconding smoked oysters.

>>16458028
I was talking more about how you felt the absolute need to reply to ten different posters crying about "deenz" like some underaged faggot seeking a (you)

>>16458023
Forgot pic. . Bar harbour

>>16458011
Damn that's probably why since Beach cliff ones are the ones I eat most since they are cheaper

hello /ck/

Bumping and fuck nannies

Jannies fear the political implications of the canned fish

deenz threads are both wholesome and political

>>16458073
Deenz

For me its Millionaires Brisling Sardines in olive oil. Eat them everyday with hot sauce and salt. Theybare a bit more expensive than other brands but they have no sugar from added flavor, and have olive oil instead of seed oils.

>>16458016
trump lost

Should I avoid canned mackerel?

>>16457947
Somebody memes me into buying King Oscar's so I did. They were awful and dry compared to the "shitty" deenz I enjoy. Pic related, tastes better than King Oscar deenz

>>16458683
The only real difference I noticed between king Oscar and chicken of the sea was that the chicken of the sea had bigger fish

>>16458508
no