/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16453660
>What are your thoughts?
My life sucks and I want to die.

>>16453660
I eat bone in meat like how your pic eats boneless wings, I only leave bits of bone shards from the center of the bone, marrow devoured. I have no idea how I have all my teeth.

>>16453660
I like the idea of wings, and the taste of a good one, but all the fat and veins and cartilage and crap grosses me out. Lame of me I know. Still better than boneless though, those are just shittier chicken nuggets.

>>16453668
For reference, here is a picture of a chicken foot I ate. I know its not a wing, but foot bones are actually much tougher than wings and many of the bones don't have marrow, and you can see what I leave behind.

>>16453673
>but all the fat and veins and cartilage and crap grosses me out.

pussy

>>16453660
boneless wings aren't wings, literally just upsold nuggies

impartial. I usually eat the cartilage and sometimes the bones. If not, save them for some stock.

>>16453660
I like both.

>>16453687
Yeah, thanks

>after eating wings
>after eating nuggets
ftfy

boneless wings is clever marketing to sell chicky nugs to adults

>>16453660
so like boneless wings are just deboned wings or genetically engineered chickens with wings but without bones

>>16453660
Left: you get rid of the bones
Right: chicken wings company gets rid of the bones

7/10 troll

>>16453753
Contrary to popular belief, unlike the buffalo wing which is made from chickens, boneless wings are actually made from an entirely different animal

>>16453681
you are a beast i would not want to hunt

>>16453660
wings arnt wasteful
you are wasteful

>eating cartilage

>>16453816
>being a little bitch

I like saving the bones to make stock out of.

>>16453840
only reasonable answer in this whole fucking thread.

>>16453840
>>16453843
way to put your saliva in the stock bros

>>16453863
It boils off

>>16453660
The bones from the boneless wings were thrown away at the factory, right? It must be the same waste, you just didn't see it. Otherwise where would they be.

>>16453660
Anyone who leaves that much left on the bone is an absolute faggot who should not be allowed to eat meat, but in fact should be ground and winnowed down into chicken feed as an apology to all fowl for their wastefulness

>>16453897
boneless wings come from boneless chickens, duh

Comparing wings to boneless wings is like comparing short ribs to meat balls

>>16453816
It's crunchy, man.
Tell me you at least eat the gristle and suck the marrow out of bones, because those are the best.

>>16453681
based feral human

>boneless?? BONELESS??? BRO omg you must not be REAL man bro. A real man takes 5 minutes to eat 0.25oz of meat off of a BONE and getting SAUCE all over my HANDS bro! Just like the CAVEMEN bro!! That’s why I have this EPIC beard, haha I just gotta be careful that I don’t get any of this GHOST PEPPER SOYCE in my beard cuz it’ll mess with my MANLY beard OILS that I rub in. Boneless wings are practically CHIKY NUGGIES!! Haha get it??! Like those epic style baby yoda memes I’ve been seeing everywhere on reddit!!

>>16453976
Imagine getting like this because someone doesn't like the thing you like.

>>16453660
Clean the bone, you faggot.

>>16453681
we eat chicken the same way brother
not a scrap of soft tissue left

>>16453693
All commercial nuggies are chicken mush molded into shape, boneless wings are fancy nuggies that are whole chunks of chicken. Tasty and don't have to deal with the bullshit of a wing

>>16454047
>Dial 8
>Dilate
It took me 5 minutes to figure out what this meant

this bar used to have $19.99 all you can eat wings. i ate 72. always tipped the waitress like $20 so they were happy to see me. she was fat and i always got a boner when she handed me a menu.

>>16454479
pics?

>>16453681
>tell me your poor without telling me your poor.

>>16454512
>muh money

>Average bonefag after dinner

>>16453681
This, but you should put them in a bag in the freezer for a stock. Just take those and veg scraps that won't spoil when frozen and save them for stock. I usually do it and it's the best for all kinds of homemade foods.

>>16453673
Kill yourself you faggot.

>>16453660
>What are your thoughts?
You could gnaw most of that shit off the bones in your pic, AND "boneless" leaves a lot more waste at the factory AND let's not forget about the flavor and visceral experience of meat on the bone.

how about cooking the wings properly so you can easily just suck everything off them and there will be nothing but the bones left

>>16453681

i thought the idea behind chicken feet is to cook it down enough? my viet dad eats the toes

>>16453681
Lies, you'll be shitting blood from the bone shards as seen on the island with bear grylls

>>16453660
Mull of Kintyre was a good song but I don't know much of their discography other than that.

>>16454666
>my viet dad eats the toes
Jesus, we should have nuked that country.
Still not too late.

>>16453660
Just use the bones for broth if you're so obsessed with waste wtf.

Personally, the national wing shortage has hit me harder than this so-called COVID pandemic.

I eat the bones too

>>16453681
I don't think those bones came from a chicken

>>16454774
how????????

>>16454672
That's the song you think of? Not Jet, Band on the Run, With a Little Love, etc? Seriously BotR has the best album cover I can think of.

Bones are silly...

I like sucking on the marrow and chewing the bone after.

>>16453660
I don't care for bone-in, more due to personal preference more than anything
boneless is just easier to eat in the end
you might be able to make something with the bones after the fact, but I have a feeling it'd either take too much effort or whatever was on the chicken in the first place might contaminate whatever you're making

>>16453660
Save the bones and make bone broth later. Both are good.

>>16455687
I also never order ribs. Picking sauced meat off a bone is way messier than a meal experience needs to be

>>16453863
Rinse them in warm salt water first then dummy

Made some Pb&j wings the other night. It’s just peanut sauce with sweet chilli sauce drizzled on top. Picrel

>>16455740
Dry Rub for Life, Brother!

>>16454512
I have 7 figures to my name. I'm frugal, not poor.

>>16454607
I do that with my carcass. But for feet, heads and wing tips, I turn them into broth while they still have meat on them then eat the meat. Feet are my fave, heads not so much, but the heads make incredible broth.

I'm currently composting my vegetable scraps because I have 2 freezer bags stuffed full of scraps I'm unwilling to cook into broth due to the hot summer.

>>16454666
I actually got into chicken feet when I had dim sum style feet. They are delicious but I fucked up trying to make them and just use them to make broth instead now until I try to replicate that delicious recipe again. Based Vietnamese dad for eating the toes.

>>16454884
You got me, those are garloid bones.

>>16454512
>zoomer meme
>wrong "your"
Tell me you're underage without telling me you're underage. Did I do it right, little Timmy?

>>16453753
It's usually just chicken breast cut to size, think bigger than a nugget but smaller than a tender.

>>16455828
>Pb&j wings
what the fu—
>peanut sauce with sweet chilli sauce drizzled on top
Shit that's brilliant

>>16453681

just getting in the screenshot

>>16453660
i destroy my bone-in wings. not much is left afterwards and every bone is cracked open and marrow sucked out.

only when im alone though, with friends i just all the meat and breading off leaving nice and clean bones

>>16453660
I bought 2 dozen wings the other day thinking I could finish all of them. I could only manage 11 of them, and then I threw the rest in the garbage. Call the cops, I don't give a fuck.

>>16454658
>let's not forget about the flavor and visceral experience of meat on the bone.
This is it honesty. I think meat on the bone tastes better, and I like the taste and texture of the skin on the wings. I understand that having an easier and cleaner dining experience is preferable to many people. To each their own.

>>16456076
I saw a chink eat the beak like it was a crisp. Is it tasty?

>>16456266
you know maybe if I hadn't stewed the bill after I roasted it it might have been edible like crispy. Ive eaten rib bones like they were chips. The head meat is tasty, so is the tongue, but there's not a lot of meat and the tongue has a cartilage rich bone inside. I'm white so i can't prepare unconventional meat like the based chinks can. The brains were the weirdest part. Some brains would be edible, others would be absolutely revolting. I have no idea why.

>>16453681
Did your dog shit out the bones after eating the foot?

>>16454676
I'm trans btw, not that it matters.

>>16456327
I don't have a dog. I'd only get a dog if I found a use for it. Having animals around with no use is pretty retarded.

I despise that show, don't know how it lasted 8 fucking years.

>>16456320
>others would be absolutely revolting. I have no idea why.
Brain matter is the first thing that starts rotting along with the eyes. Basically, bad storage.
> I'm white so i can't prepare unconventional meat like the based chinks can.
I believe in you Anon, just watch some Youtube videos. Or ask an older Asianoid neighbour to help you, they are nice people.

>>16456335
Did you meant to reply to the stroganoff thread?

>>16456328
>I'm trans btw, not that it matters.
A Viet Trans-girl?
Tell me more, honey...
Are you passable?
What size breasts?
Any hips?
I'm intrigued.

>>16456346
THAT SHOW IS TRASH AND YOU KNOW IT

>>16453681
Wait a minute.. I have had (fried) chicken feet, and it didnt seem there were bones.. it actually was a bit gummy in texture.

>>16453660
>What are your thoughts?
why is it when I post legitimate answers to questions on /ck/ or start a legitimate post I get banned or warned? yet blatant troll threads get started 20 times a day and nothing happens.

>>16456076
Saved as aflac.jpg

>>16456343
That would make sense except all those ducks were frozen at the same time after slaughter. Definitely didn't have time to rot.

>>16456371
You can get boneless feet

>>16453681
lol that you, Bigfoot?

>>16453660
Based. Boneless wings reign supreme

>>16456371
I think I have seen boneless feet for sale in asian grocery stores. So maybe you ate that.

>>16456378
Did you slaughter and store them? If so based.
In that case no idea Anon.

>>16456390
Yep, I was the one who did it. In early autumn, the weather was relatively cool. But I do take a while to pluck.

>>16456398
My grandad liked duck and geese too. He killed himself.

>>16456419
And that's your fault, because you didn't share his tastes and that made him depressed, hope you are happy.
>>16456398
Next time try to put the heads in storage as soon as you end preparing them as an experiment.

>>16456429
eh good riddance, my whole family is a gaggle of cunts anyway

i only recently discovered marrow
i got bored and chewed on a bone until it cracked open and i kinda chewed some of it out, it was pretty good
recently though the wings i buy have been really rubbery and gross

>>16453681
Sounds great with a nice chianti

>>16453681
>Bones cleaned dry

Jesus Christ.

>>16453660
Why would you not eat the ends of the bones with all the cartilage and flavour on? You some kind of pussy?

>>16456519
and some fava beans
ssspsppspspspspsp

>>16456419
Sorry to hear that. Please don't follow in his footsteps. He wouldn't want that.

>>16456429
I feel like I chilled the heads in the fridge overnight and then froze them. But maybe I should immediately freeze them after they are plucked. I pluck the heads first. Again, the whole ordeal takes quite a while since I do not have a plucking machine. About 3 hours per duck from start to finish. The meat and other organs taste wonderful, it's just some of the brains. So idk.

just keep the bones for stock

>>16456398
>>16456076
I'd like to try this out but it would be hard for me to do it if I'm looking at the duck's head and eyes. Same reason why I can't filet a whole fish or eat lobster/shrimp when their full bodies are intact. Their beady little eyes kill my appetite. Any advice on getting over this?

>>16456690
Man up and eat.
Or scoop out the eyes before cooking.

>>16454047
this is fucking funny

>>16453681
>you tellin me this guy eats the feet?
>no tone, I'm tellin you, this guy is an animal. I don't want nothin to do with him. Next thing you know I'm in that motherfucker's sunday gravy.

>>16455652
What do you mean "how"? Just chew them.

>breading on wings
you dont need that shit, and the bones should be clean. But at the end of the day I just really like wings.

>>16453660
I like cooking chicken to the point where I can just eat a lot of the bones.

>>16453681
>the spine is part of the foot now

>>16456076
they look like they're laughing at me

>>16456076
Whats a garloid?

>>16456947
>He doesn't know.

>>16456690
when the heads are roasted their eyes turn white. You can barely see them by the time they are done. Pic rel (not my finest meal, I'll admit) the head was roasted, stewed, then pan fried (I tried to caramelize the skin with sugar it kind of worked but I wouldn't recommend it and I'd follow a normal recipe like a normal human being... if you can find one)

>>16456947
Cajun Cuisine

>>16453660
I agree with the picture.

>>16456880
they are not laughing at you they are laughing with you

>>16456871
Tru that was a foot AND neck. That the only photo I have of a skeletonized foot. Sorry.

>>16453681
good god man
ive had chicken feet for and i could never get it that clean
you alright man?
hows saving and investing so far?

>>16453976
How embarrassing to type that out. Fucking grow up.

>>16456077
>spell or grammar check
spend less time on reddit

>>16457026
that looks fucking disgusting

>>16453681

>>16453681
NIGGA WTF

>>16457151
You clearly had it prepared differently than I did it. I stewed it for so long the meat was falling off the bone.

>>16457825
Yeah, it looked gross, didn't taste too bad but head isn't my fave. And since I was raised by fat tastelets I didn't get to learn how to properly prepare them. I would love to braise them chinese style like this pic.

But yeah. Just making a point, I don't waste a shred of meat. I will properly skeletonize the food, and if I can find a way to eat the bones, I'd do that too.

>>16456130
no you faggot you have to take an extremely strong position over this incredible mundane topic until one side wins and it becomes dogma

>>16458164
Based binary fren. I'm on your side.

>>16453660
nice bait thread is my thought

>>16453660
ftfy

>>16453681
wtf did you eat a human hand?

>>16453681
Dude that is so fucking disgusting. My entire body is tingling right now and I want to rip off my skin.

>>16458473
You literally changed nothing other than making the file bigger for no FUCKING REASON NI

>>16457923
I kneel to your caveman like determination in cleaning the meat off the bones. You ever think how easy it'd be to butcher an animal by smashing their head in with a big rock?

>>16458753
That would be absolutely retarded. You would lose the entire head by bashing its head in and the kill might not be clean (aka instantaneous). Decapitation is the best method I have found for small animals, firearm for large animals. The goal is to kill them and shut off their central nervous system as quickly as possible.

>>16458476
If this bothers you maybe stick to safer places like tumblr or reddit.

>>16459809
Fuck off with your nasty ass shit lol

>>16459831
No.

>>16453681
The correct way to eat.

>>16457026
egg and breast seem a bit overdone, especially if you're killing ducks yourself you can leave a bit pink to their flesh.

>>16458476
>My entire body is tingling right now and I want to rip off my skin.
>because a man ate slightly more chicken flesh and gristle than you would have
This is why they used to burn fags.

I get them for the meat. Theres is absolutely no argument that boneless (whether they call them nuggets, tenders, boneless wings, ect) dont have more meat. Price per pound they usually equal out to the same because you have to get 50 wings to get as much meat as 8 boneless.

>>16459873
You should be glad they don't. If they did, your closet fag father would have been lynched before you were born!

>>16453665
based

Dude if I'm home I ate the fucking bones, I need the solidified narrow on my taste buds

>>16453660
boneless wings are just shitty chicken nuggets they shouldn't be called wings they aren't made out of wings they might actually be good if they were

>>16459890
But they are shit and not wing meat which makes them inferior in every way.
Quality > Quantity.

>>16459831
>killing and eating an animal
>nasty ass shit
I guess it's true /ck/ is full of femoids.

>>16453660
Filets are more expensive than wings, even subtracting the weight of bones and cartilage. Yes, I've actually done before-and-after weighing.

>>16460101
And this here class is called projection on fragile masculinity

>>16460363
>calls others fragile
>dry heaves when zhe looks at a steak

>>16460448
One what planet is that piles of bones a steak?

Garbage part of the bird only suitable for making stock. That gets drenched in fat and sugar and sold as something special at a huge mark up.

>>16453660
Actually my family blamed me occasionally for not letting the dog enough bones.

>>16460468
>gets drenched in fat and sugar and sold as something special at a huge mark up
Really? Here's a food por poorfags, usually prepared in a soup made of chicken feet, necks, livers, hearts and gizzards with potatoes and vegetables. It's actually pretty good and healthy.

>boneless wings
Marketing to Americans is like shooting fish in a barrel.

>>16459891
>your dad's gay
That's a totally retarded comeback.
Fags have had free reign for well over a decade before most of the users of this site were born, even though many of us were bastard children undoubtedly born to whores, it's almost entirely certain that our fathers were straight, they fucked women to make us.

>>16460539
Your mom gay though.

Wingin' today bros....

>>16460539
Have sex

>>16453660
Honestly, I like to make my own 'boneless wings' using boneless skinless chicken thighs.

>>16460590
I plan to tonight, but IN SPITE of your post, not because of it.

>>16459866
Thats not the breast. That was some leftover t bone beef steak I stupidly cooked twice. I don't do that anymore (leftover steak goes cold in salads). Here's a blurry pic of a duck breast I cooked. It wasn't perfect and Ive done better since then, but you can see there's still some red in it.

>>16460464
Chicken foot eater here; I'm not a dude.

>>16453681
Based

It's rare to see ppl not wasting food

>>16460891
good

>>16453681

>>16461104
you spelled heroes wrong you fucking idiot.

>>16453665
This, fpbp, and based

>>16453681
Epic, put me in the screenshot

>>16456947
its a fake thing made up by /b/tards to confuse people

>>16453681
>>16453668
Based
Chicken bones get crushed between the teeth and their marrow extracted. If you do it any other way, you're doing it wrong.
PS: Don't do this with shitty wings you get from a restaurant.

>>16455886
knife and fork

>>16453660

>>16453681
You're not normal

>>16453681
Man I do this and people always freak. Always figured it was an islander thing

>>16461552
Fuck you. you go change it

>>16461611
It's not normal to waste food, it's only become a freak luxury in the postindustrial west. Though I don't know how much longer that's gonna last.

>>16453681
>Playe isn't clean
Samefur

>>16462033
that pic is not of wasted food

>clearly left a knife and fork
>won't degrade for hundreds of years

>>16453753
>Genetically engineered chickens with wings but without bones

>>16453681
How are people surprised by this? I always get chickens feet when I go to Yum Cha.

>>16462893
>people
that's a strange way to spell am*risharts

>>16457262
>cant into grammar of the only language he speaks
back to school

>>16462807
smartarse

My advisor is informing me that wings are popular amongst minorities. Therefore, my thoughts are rather negative.

>>16461602
more like ligma wings lmao

>>16462787
what is it a picture of then?

>>16453660
They're chicken nuggets you fucking faggots.

>>16453660
Eat the bones.