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ITT: foods with dumb names

>> No.16449266

>>16449236
Hotdogs, it's not made of dog

>> No.16449272
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16449272

congee is just fried rice , not that porridge garbage

>> No.16449360

>>16449236
McAnything
Any menu item at a shitty theme resto
Just about any home appetizer (pigs in a blanket)
Any Bongistani food (toad in a hole, bubble and squeak, etc.)
Your mom.

>> No.16449363
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16449363

>>16449360
>McAnything
Take that back, nobody bad mouths my McSpaghetti

>> No.16449369

>>16449363
That looks so amazingly awful.

>> No.16449717

Stealing this from another thread: Little Caesars' EXTRAMOSTBESTEST

>> No.16449747

>>16449236
that’s why it’s called juk, congee is just for the baka EOPs.

>> No.16449768

>>16449369
it's the yellow chunks on the sauce that always get me

>> No.16449833

>>16449768
it has meatballs

>> No.16450014

>>16449768
Fat? Garlic? Cheese? Congealed oil? Ronald McDonald's fentanyl boogers? What are those?

>> No.16450047

>>16449236
Nothing wrong with the name congee. If I just called it porridge there will be confusion with oatmeal.

>> No.16450053

>>16449272
This one i dont get. why did the father leave and why did he such a piss poor job of keeping in touch with his kids? Just letters?? He couldnt visit? Call them?

>> No.16450078

>>16450047
Words that end in -ee, -ie, and -y are fucking cringe. Wee puppy weenie baby, you wouldn't understand.

>> No.16450083

>>16449717
Mmmm, extreme asbestos

>> No.16450088

>>16450047
porridge is also a dumb name

>> No.16450498

>>16450078
the word was loaned from a word of a poo-in-loo language கஞ்சி

>> No.16450526

>>16449236
Grilled cheese

>> No.16452277

>>16449363
>>16449369
>>16449768
mutts will eat it

>> No.16452515

>>16450053
because its not a real story

>> No.16452562

For breakfast on Asian airlines I always get the congee or the dim sum because their attempt at western breakfast is so bad, chewy bacon and runny scrambled eggs and shit. Congee ain't bad but that's the only time I've tried it is on an airplane.

>> No.16452610

>>16450053
It's the same old typical story that's far too common.
>wife & husband divorce for whatever reason, usually wife's idea
>wife gets custody of the kids because women nearly always do
>wife is a vindictive cunt and lies to kids to appear as the good guy to them
>tells them their father didn't care about them
>wife ignores all calls and hides any trace of father trying to contact his kids
>threatens to get the law involved due to "harassment" or "stalking" if father just shows up anyway
>years later when kids are grown up
>father is broken & depressed
>mother feels guilty and admits all the shit she pulled
Happened to me. Happened to some friends of mine. Happened to a metric fuck ton of people. The legal system enables this sort of thing.