/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16422946
I live in Japan and people here genuinely think that corn on pizza is delicious and some sort of hidden italian delicacy. People here are really fucking nuts about italian food but can never remotely cook anything like it. There are loads upon loads of "italian" restaurants here but when you go in it's always some weird fucking japanese ripoff where they fuck up all of the dishes by adding jap shit like raw squid and eel and shit to it and then they try to fucking play it off as "real italian food". It doesn't help that people here don't know what normal bread or cheese is. It's all fucking gross. I have not had any normal-tasting cheese in all the time I've lived here, and good bread is about as rare as a properly paid salaryman. These people are born on this island, they will live their whole lives on this island, and they will die on this island without ever tasting real bread or cheese in their life and that's just sort of sad. The worst part is that because no japanese person actually knows what real italian food is like, nobody can call restaurants out on this bullshit, everyone eats it all up and calls it "honto ni umaiiiii uwuwuwu" and everyone thinks this is what real italian food is like. It's just sad. "Oh rettsu addu fishu eggu andu seaweedu to pasta carbonara don't u kno this is how rearu itarian peeporu eat!". The worst part for me is that japan doesn't just massacre classic italian food like this, but they also do it with every other country's cuisine imaginable. French, spanish, mexican, turkish, you name it. They botch everything they come across as "wow foreign so cool" but it's never apparently fucking good enough unless they douse it in soy sauce and raw octopus to make it "authentic european" food. Don't get me wrong I love me some japanese food but fuck this country for ruining foreign food culture and fuck the people for being too retarded to not know what real food is like, even though they kind of can't help it, fuck em it's gross

>>16422946
Looks good OP

>>16422951
Nice pasta, is it authentically Italian?

>>16422951
Haven't seen this pasta in a while, very nice.

>>16422951
This may be pasta but it isn't wrong

>>16422946
I'm gonna cry

>>16422946
Your sushi looks like shit anon. Sorry for poor quality plate, I was about to eat my last bite when I saw the thread.

>>16423129
>Oh my sushi is so superior because it looks how it does at the restaurant
>Look at the pretty shape and color oooh
Shut up idiot. It's literally just tuna and rice. I guarantee you mine tastes just as good, if not better, since I've opted out of the unnecessary cosmetics that you morons love to endulge in. Bonappetit

>>16423211
Dude you used canned tuna, don't expect anyone to believes it tastes exactly as good as resturant quality, or even as good as the anon you're replying to. I'm sure it tastes good, but keel it realistic.

Does this work with fancy feast?

>>16422946
You need to get specialty fish for sushi. It needs to be frozen for a certain period of time at a certain temp. That temp is well below the average freezer too.

In other words, don't do this unless you want parasites you fucking idiots.

>>16422946
you eat that canned garbage?
enjoy your mercury poisoning

those are fish piles not sushi

>>16423277
Sushi is just the japanese word for fish pile

>>16423211
Damn you even got the edamame. Well done on a proper Japanese sushi meal. Keep seething chuds and take your pretentious shit sushi back to redd1t