/ck/ - Food & Cooking

get chinese take out and just say you fucked up afterwards, you'll come out ahead

>>16421974
What I remember as chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

>turtle/shark fin soup
>fried chicken feet
>pig uterus noodles
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
>unidentifed fish balls on a stick
>boiled dog meat
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese.

>>16421962
Well get them some BTS nuggies friend!

>>16421962
are you and the kids korean?

>>16421986
obv not

>>16421962
Korean beef over rice is nice and easy. A little sweet, a little salty and a little spicy.

why are you asking? if you were tasked with it then surely you already are familiar with korean foods

>>16421962
>kids
Budae Jjigae

>>16421962
Poo wine and dog meat

>>16421962
A plate of grass and some rat meat. Call it North Korean night.

>>16421977
Mom! I posted it again!

Just fry some chicken & cover it in sweet chili sauce. They won't know, they're kids.

Make some of the retarded egg sandwich street food they show on that youtube channel with the gook kid with the bowl cut

>>16421962
Just take them to some korean BBQ place

just get a mountain of bulgogi from costco and make tacos with it, ezpz and kids will love it

>>16421962
How many roofs did you reserve?

>>16421974
>Tactical fuckup
>Credit for apologizing is worth more than completing the mission
GOOD

>>16421962
for drinks, get that milk soda. it's surprisingly good, despite sounding absolutely disgusting.

>>16421962
Jajangmeyeon and Gimbap. Easy Peezy. Otherwise you can make the “Ramdon” dish from Parasite.. easy noodles mixed with some steak on top :)

>>16421962
Jeon (fried pancakes) seems like a good gateway, especially potato ones...

>>16421962
North or south?

>>16421962
Teokkbokki, fried chicken, kimchi, galbi

>>16421962
bulgogi and chapchae

Just cum on them. Cum on all of those kids.

>tasked to organise a korean night
wtf is a korean night? how haven't any of you fucking retards asked already? do flyovers fucking really have korean night?

>>16421977
>men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs
us mexicans do it too

Make sum rambokki

>>16421962
>Wake up at 1:47 AM sharp
>Push-ups until failure
>Don’t shower
>Buy ticket to next flight to South Korea
>Walk to the airport, no luggage
>Push-ups at the gate until flight departure
>Crunches until failure whenever you’re allowed to not wear a seatbelt during the flight
>Agonizing? Good.
>Arrive, buy from the first food joint you see after landing
>Punch the nearest brick wall while waiting for food
>Fly back as soon as possible
>Present good to kids, don’t ask if they’re allergic to anything
>Is it GOOD?

bolognese pasta
bulldogi
kimchihuahua

Are any of them hot?

>>16423993
Its probably like Taco Friday and Pancake Thursday.

>>16423993
I bet it's a fun fucking night full of listening shitty 90's rock music, watching professional wrestling, and writing plays, short stories and poetry. And of course, target practice

>>16423993
>do flyovers fucking really have korean night?
Same as how you getting chinese takeout to your abysmal little apartment-cage could be called "chinese night", yes sometimes people cook food from elsewhere, for fun.

>>16421962
Jiujitsu. With jocko dietary merch

>>16421974
this or go to mcdonalds and just put little korean flags on them

>>16421962
Bulgogi is a kid friendly dish since it is basically just sweet meat. For the kids with parents who are retarded and insist on fucking their health up by making them vegan you can serve bibimbap which is just rice and veggies.

>>16421962
Korea is just a Chinese province

For drink sujeonggwa is good. It's really easy to make, just boil cinnamon and ginger in water until they've given up everything they have to give. Strain it then mix in brown sugar to taste. Since it's for kids, you're going to want to mix quite a bit. You should serve it chilled, and some people add whole pine nuts to it. I usually don't but it makes the drink more interesting to normies.
imo best way to serve is in a big pot with a ladle, and just pour it into cups. Give it a swirl before serving.

There's that and rice punch.

>>16422510
Do NOT give kids jjajang! They are going to get that black shit everywhere!

>>16421962
homemade kimchi on the side and bibimbap as the main.

>>16426303
Bulgogi is pretty safe. It's also nice you can make a shitload of it easily.
If you're willing to pay a little more, kalbi is a hit with pretty much everyone.
Samgyeopsal is good, too.

>>16421989
Idk if this has a proper korean name or whatever but it's damn tasty, I enjoy making it and am glad I decided to try it one night.

>>16426371
>Samgyeopsal
oh btw, samgyeopsal isn't served by itself.
You'll have to make side stuff like a spicy relish, ssamjang, seasoned sesame oil, etc. Don't serve it by itself.

Just make bunch of fried potatoe or kimchi pancakes. Put some cheese and bacon into there for you americans. I assure you this is the most authenthic and successful suggestion. https://youtu.be/pfNmyyyso78