/ck/ - Food & Cooking

try it and let us know

they are essentially carp, so probably not

Goldfish are a variety of carp so probably

>>16417976
>>16417979

>>16417976
>>16417979
Who are we supposed to believe?

>>16418020
carp is eaten by poles, would you trust a slav

>>16417774
That's an orange fish.

>>16418028
slav gave us kielbasa. I trust.

carp is gross and way too many bones to make it worthwhile. the only people i know that eat it are black people and im not trying to be racist. just lousiana stuff

>>16417774
why do we call it tuna fish?
we don't call it chicken bird

>>16418075
noticing trends isn't racism

>>16418028
slav pirates me games so yea why not

>>16418075
>and im not trying to be racist
you must be new here

>>16418028
Yes

My wife’s mother is visiting, Father. And Tuesday night she’s cooking us a carp.
It’s a tasty fish, I have nothing against it.
But because it’s supposedly filled with impurities, she buys it live. And for three days it’s been… swimming up and down in my bathtub. Up… and down.
And I hate it. I can’t stand the sight of it.
Moving its gills.

>>16418275
>anon is mogged by a fish
Lel
Sure you’ll get to eat it, but you’ll always know it spent there days shitting in your bathtub

>>16418275
Post more carp pics pls

>>16418308
Le Fishe

>>16418308
>>16418292
exorcist 3 quote dumb dumbs

>>16417976
What's wrong with carp? It's a pretty common Christmas food in Europe.

>>16418400
Ahh, I thought “Father” was just a weird typo, makes sense now
Only seen the first one though

>>16418398
>>16418275
>come on bro, hop in!

>>16418642
>get in bro, what are you, a fag?

>>16418020
carp is a bottom feeder, it tastes like mud

>>16417774

Only if you pluck them from your child's fishtank and eat them alive as a display of power and punishment for minor infractions like not brushing teeth or not sharing toys.

>>16418075
>im not trying to be racist

So it just comes naturally then?

>>16418400
I didn't even know there was an Exorcist 2, let alone 3

bet it was terrible

>>16418078
The japanese call tuna "sea chicken"

>>16418275
would the carp eat my callouses if I stuck my feet in?

>>16420033

>>16419977
For every human being it literally does. It's a survival mechanism built into your genetics. You have to be trained to behave differently.

>>16418080

It literally is bigot stop oppressing people tvw0x

>>16419999
Why?

>>16418078
Man, I could totally go for some cow beef.

>>16418075
Not true, slavs eat it too.

t. slav.

It's tasty as fuck when lightly grilled with garlic butter and sweet paprika. The bones are shitty, but whatever, fiddly meat is still meat. You know what else is shitty? Starving because you wanted to be picky.

>>16417774
Are you from maine? I recognize that fish.

>>16417774
dindus love carp, also bugs eat any damn thing just watch some of their yidtoob vids, so I doubt they are worth eating.

>>16418080
not true, it's extremely antisemitic

>>16420565
Cos they're retarded gooks.

>>16417774
catch and release tier fishing desu senpai

>>16420663
Japanese call tuna sea chicken because Japanese are Korean?

>>16418398
>>16418275
GET THEM OUT OF THERE! THEY ARE DROWNING!

>>16421207
That's a joke, but without fresh air being pumped into the stagnant water it really will eventually drown in unbreathable water.

>>16418275
absolutely cursed pic

>>16417774
>Goldfish
Mink love them!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9TDExee3gI

>>16421328
based

>>16421328
Based. I love Minks.
Those videos where the dogs and minks kill hundreds of rats on different farms are so entertaining.

>>16417774
Hey I grew up in Burnsville. People should have to get a permit to own any pet.

>>16421484
They really should. Goldfish are legitimately becoming a noxious pest in natural lakes and bodies of water after having been introduced by retards that don't want them anymore but are too soft to kill them.

>>16417976
>>16419962
The mud taste is due to histamines as the body temperature of the carp rise. Apparently you if you stick them on ice as soon as you catch them you prevent that process occurring and they taste decent. Though I've never tried carp caught and preserved that way, just heard that's the secret to them not tasting like mud.

>>16421497
Pretty much any pet people can own gets released and becomes a problem. Cats are probably the worst. As much as I love them, I hope we see countries and states start banning them outright as pets

>>16421514
They make great pets and can be great low maintenance pest control for farmers but they should require a license as well as other pre-requisites. Cats are a major pest here as we don't have any other natural predators.

>>16421529
Chickens are just as good and can provide eggs and meat. Cats can't be easily controlled like chickens either. It's just a bad idea all around. There are other birds you can get as well that will take care of pests without demolishing the local wildlife

>>16421497
>legitimately
*genuinely
Retard.

>>16421540
There's nothing wrong with the original choice of word, you pedantic faggot.

>>16418275
based post

>>16417976
>man who has never tried carp
Nevermind that carp is a staple food in damn near all parts of the world except US.