/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Nothing wasting food is wrong

>>16419275
somebody PAID to fuck me?

>>16419275
Machaca (shredded dried beef) with eggs.
On the side, black beans refried with lard. Mashed, not blended.
Artisanal queso fresco made with raw milk. Even better if it's a few days old so that its flavor develops.
On top of it all, tomato sauce with wild green piquin peppers.
Fresh flour tortillas made by a grandma with at least 50 years of experience making them.
An ice cold coke in a glass bottle.

>>16419275
just kill me. Id rather die fasted.

>>16419280
The hangman is wearing the traditional clothing of a male Swede. Buying sex is illegal, not selling it.

A few cans of these

A shot of tequila

>>16419306
This.
You got the wrong guy, here.

>>16419275
Barack Obama's still-beating heart

>>16419335
>Artisanal queso fresco made with raw milk.

For the crime of saying "artisanal", we have rescheduled your execution to fifteen minutes now. Here are some airplane peanuts and hose water.

>>16419357
>once you pop, you can't stop

You have successfully outwitted us, anon. Since you cannot stop, your last meal can never end, and you can never be executed. But an eternity of eating Pringles... is this truly the future you chose?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGEv54rLvgs

>>16419378
Hose water is good tho I genuinely don't get why people think they're tough or anything for having it.

>>16419394

Then perhaps you would enjoy... the hose water from when the faucet has just been turned on during summer, and the water already in the hose is all warm & stale & rubbery!

>>16419378
No senor por favor.

I didn't mean it in a hipster kind of way. I was born and raised in a shitty small mexican town. The queso fresco in those small towns is truly something else. Made with raw milk and rennet extracted from calf stomachs by the cheesemaker themselves.

I think the sloppiness of the rennet extraction process does bring some other enzymes (maybe lypase?) which can give some queso fresco a sharper flavor if left in the fridge for a few days. That, plus the raw milk from grasfed cows gives a lot of complexity to something whose industrial alternative is closer to plastic.

I'll try to be less of a hipster, but I was being specific for a good reason.

>>16419275
Cunny

was it gay prostitution or straight i need answers

1000 lbs of plutonium. If I'm gonna die, I'm taking you all with me

>>16419275
A single glass of port, 2080 vintage.

>>16419389
I love pilotredsun.

>>16419440
It was with FtM trans men. Half of them pre-op.

>>16419408

You weathered the bants, and retorted with a detailed explanation. For this, we shall restore your original execution date, Mexibro. And we'll get you your artisanal queso fresco. (In fact... it sounds so delicious, I may extract some from YOUR stomach to taste after taking off your head.) ¡Buen provecho!

Blowfish sushi since I could finally justify the risk

One bottle of Costco vodka

>>16419275
pobcorn and oil so when they electric chair me i make a bunch of popcorn L:)))

>>16419583
Choosing your own way out despite the circumstances, I can respect that

>>16419534
i can live with that more pussy it is please

>>16419275
A full Sunday roast dinner.
Beef, potatoes, Brussel sprouts, all covered in gravy.
Don't forget the Yorkshire pudding either.

>>16419275
A glass of water.

threads like these just make me nostalgic for the old days

>>16420888
>They old days where you were beheaded for minor crimes
What are you nostalgic for, fucking Revolutionary France?

>>16420914
sorry I meant the general tone, bants and humor of 10-15 years ago on this wretched website
I'm definitely not 670 years old.

>>16420914
>not being nostalgic for mr skeletals

>>16419275
The hearts and skin of every ESL visiting this board

>I'm definitely not 670 years old.
Nice try, immortal. Tracking your IP as we speak.

>>16420920
Metuselah detected.

Three fried eggs, over easy. Two slices of toast, one with apple butter and one with orange marmalade. two strips of extra crispy bacon. One bottle of ketchup. One glass of cold milk.

My favorite breakfast as a kid, cooked by my boomer grandmother.

A chocolate cream pie. When I get to heaven god will know he's welcoming a fellow buck breaker into the kingdom.

>>16419275
why would i eat if i'm going to die. imagine how depressing that would be. just fucking kill me.

>>16421193
You're going to die regardless of eating. If anything your eating habits will usually play a large part in your death.

I'm gonna be weird and say some ramen eggs properly jellied, a handful of parmesan cheese, a small but well-marbled ribeye, a single birria taco. 3 buffalo wings with my own sauce. A tomato, fresh from the garden, lightly salted. A few pieces of salmon candy. Mashed potatoes made from baby dutch yellow potatoes. Brussel sprouts cooked in bacon grease. A pickle, a few castelvetrano olives, and finally, a slice of sugar cream pie.

For the record I'm severely underweight.

>>16419275
bagel and lox

>>16419275
Probably the calves of a smooth hairless femboy on 18 months HRT, prepared as a carpaccio
also this >>16419306

>>16419280
final meal isn't a waste. It is a gesture of civility and hospitalty, demonstrating that this execution is an act of justice and not a lynching. It also gives the condemned a measure of participation in the exection, in accepting the meal they are in a way accepting that they have earned this punishment.

Historically, prisoners who have refused the final meal are more likely to be found innocent after the fact.

>>16421304
>For the record I'm severely underweight.
No one believes this

>>16421304
>3 buffalo wings with my own sauce.
I'm pretty sure you've found the loophole here. What will they do if you refuse to prepare the sauce?

I want French Toast Crunch served in The Holy Grrrrrail