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Wht do sandwiches taste nicer when you cut them into dinosaurs?

>> No.16413790
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>>16413787
well no shit they taste better, just like how dino nuggets taste better than regular nuggies.

>> No.16413800

>>16413787
>>16413790
They don't.

>> No.16413804

>>16413800
Tastelet

>> No.16413811

>>16413804
Shape doesn't affect taste.

>> No.16413815
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>>16413811
this fucking guy

>> No.16413822

>>16413815
Why are there round pizzas and square pizzas? If shape affected taste, there would be a clearly superior version. There isn't.

>> No.16413852

>>16413822
round pizza is superior. why do you think we draw round pizzas as children?? because SQUARE PIZZA IS SHIT

>> No.16413857

You're adding love to them.

>> No.16413859

>>16413852
>why do you think we draw round pizzas as children?
Proof that round pizza is kiddie shit.

>> No.16414330

>>16413790
fpbp

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>>16413857

>> No.16414824

>>16414656
Love without a doubt affects taste. Our thoughts go into the food.

>> No.16414827

>>16413787
Bacon and Mayo

Ham and American

Turkey and American

>> No.16414874

>>16413822
>>16413852

Round pizza is a pleb filter, mostly for huwhite "people" who think angles are too spicy. We Meds and other African-descendants prefer rectangles because it reminds us of Pythagoras, the George Washington Carver of Greece.

>> No.16414882

>>16414874
What about dinosaur shape pizza?

>> No.16414883

>>16413822
the taste of a square detroit style crust is the exact same as a standard round pie?

>> No.16414889

>>16414883
No, because Detroit style has 3 inch thick crust and is burnt.

>> No.16414892

>>16414889
seems like the shape of it has some sort of effect there

>> No.16414898

>>16414882

Acceptable only as a Szechuan Sauce-esque nostalgic callback to 1993, when Jurassic Park was released. "Pizza, uh, finds a way."

>> No.16415361

>>16413787
of course they do. Subway should take a hint

>> No.16415393

>>16414874
>>16414898
Based

>> No.16415409

>>16414874
Pythagoras was black?

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LUMPITAH-CHWAAAAEN

>> No.16416203

>>16413787
>Wht do sandwiches taste nicer when you cut them into dinosaurs?
I prefer them cut into rabbits.

>> No.16416236

>>16416203
why? are you Elmer Fudd?

>> No.16416261

>>16416236
I dunno, but do consider the following: Op picture represents cutting a sandwich into a dinosaur shape using a tool made from plastic that is derived from the bones of long dead dinosaurs,

>> No.16416265

>>16413787
Do you guys remember dino tendies? Is dino tendies dead now?

>> No.16416315

>>16415409
He still is, honkey!

>> No.16416552

>>16416265
he posts on youtube and twitter. He went to /fit/ for awhile too