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16412535 No.16412535 [Reply] [Original]

I am here to fact check you incels.

>HUR DUR NOT A FOOTLONG
It is. Just because 1 shop fucked up their baking doesn't mean the other 22,201 shops did as well

>HUR DUR CHICKEN IS >50% SOY
That's plain bullshit

>HUR DUR TOO SUGARY TO BE LEGALLY CALLED BREAD
In Ireland which isn't relevant at all

>HUR DUR TUNA CONTAINS NO TUNA
Wow, DNA becomes unreadable after you cook it. What a surprise

>HUR DUR MASCOT TOUCHED KIDS
Jared was a spokesperson, not a mascot

Why don't you all go fuck yourselves.

>> No.16412543

Southerners have no idea what makes a good hoagie. No wonder they obsess over this trash. I wish Sherman finished the job and burned that hell hole all to the ground.

>> No.16412568

>>16412535
What is the difference between a spokesperson and a mascot? I mean if a mascot diddled kids it would be easier to write it off because they are fictional? Like if the hamburgular fucked a 12 year old boy it wouldn't be as bad as a real person who represents a company?

>> No.16412574

The true moral of the story is that after the murder you should make sure you cook the body

>> No.16412581

>>16412535
They all get their bread for the subway distribution plant. None of this bread was a foot long and it never was retard

>> No.16412591

I'm guessing this is the forced meme of the week. nothing new

>> No.16412596

>>16412591
Probably just someone who wants their favorite restaurant to be "in" again. Subway was always shit, only place I have ever had food poisoning.

>> No.16412602

>>16412596
Exactly. Subway was, is, and will always be, shit.

Why is OP so personally attached to Subway?
Is it Stockholm Syndrome from being locked in Jared's basement?

>> No.16412606

>>16412596
I've seen this exact same post multiple times now. Not even a good restaurant to shill for, mediocre at best

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>>16412602
His signature ranch dressing is enough to turn any man insane

>> No.16412629

>>16412535
Ireland might be the only place to legally name it cake but even in the rest of the world any fast food bread while have a ton of sugar in it.

>> No.16412677

Dawg, they've been cutting corners for 15 years to keep up the $5 foot long charade. It's trash food and you deserve better.

>> No.16412751

>>16412535
"Incels"

I POSTED IT AGAIN MOM!

>> No.16413007

I wouldn't mind so much if their bread and meat wasn't absolutely bottom of the barrel trash. They'd have to up the price by like 2-3 dollars and that would remove them from their market position of "shitty cheap sandwich" kings. Every single time I try to give them another chance I'm disappointed.

>> No.16413048

>>16412543
I’ll take a NOLA poboy over any faggot yankee trash any day of the week

>> No.16413050

>>16412535
internet time is over Jared, you have to go back to your prison cell now

>> No.16413095

People defending Subway crap because the local deli is dead in all but a few major hubs.

>> No.16413099

>>16412535
Stop making this thread every day, subway incorporated

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>>16412535
>>HUR DUR TOO SUGARY TO BE LEGALLY CALLED BREAD
Ketolards literally don't understand that bread is almost 100% carbohydrate(sugar!!!!!!!!)

>> No.16413117

>>16413107
I think the plasticizer additives and off label leavening agents Subway uses to ensure consistency of texture no matter the elevation or tap water chemical chemical content baked at false postives as sugar and the eurofags got this wrong

>> No.16413755

>>16412535
Why do you care?

>> No.16413770

>>16412535
Fuck I love me some italian BMT with vinegar. It's heavenly. If I wasn't on a cut I'd smash.

>> No.16413781

>>16412535
>In Ireland, which isn't relevant at all
Calling shit bread shit? Seems pretty based to me

>> No.16413788

>>16412535
i worked at subway for some time in my college days. i can tell you, i will never eat there ever again, and its not for reasons that you mentioned.

>> No.16413877

>>16413788
Go on...

>> No.16414066

>>16412596
It was decent in the 90s. Then came the 5 dollar footlong, and the quality has been nose diving ever since.

>> No.16414251

>>16412543
Come git sum

>> No.16414261

You are a nigger

>> No.16414310

>>16412535
Your vigorous cope doesn't excuse the fact that they use the lowest quality ingredients in existence. I go to a local family owned deli to get a good sandwich.

>> No.16414311

>>16413095
>the local deli is dead

Doesn't every supermarket have a deli counter? Don't most of them also make and sell subs?

>> No.16414414

>>16412535
>a franchise with no own restaurants
the whole thing is a scam

>> No.16414432

>>16412535
who cares

>> No.16414449

garbage sandwiches, especially if you live in a city that has delis on every corner

>> No.16415472

>>16412543
Southerners obsess over Pubsubs dude. Not fucking Subway? Where in the fuck are you getting your information on the South bud? Because it's obviously a shit source.