/ck/ - Food & Cooking

why do they behave like this?

>>16410000
Does anybody have the one with the guy and the eggs?

>>16410032
How big would the turd she dropped after eating all this be?

>>16410035
Big enough to fit in my mouth

>>16410030
> wearing crocs
disgusting

>>16410025
I don't think I've seen that one.

>>16410025
>>16410118
Have it right here anon

>>16410139
I would not get eggs from surly boy because he has not perfected the egg craft

>>16410030
Wait a minute, I RECOGNIZE THAT SHIT HOLE!
That's that one northern guy that I discovered in /diy/ sometime ago. He does mostly "cooking" videos but has a few where he shows off his apartment or whatever if I remember correctly.

>>16410154
I recognize him too, searched under "redneck cooking" but never found him.

He tried to cook a steak with burning toilet paper on his toilet.

dont know his channel name

>>16410179
I think I vaguely remember something about how he had to have his plumbing fixed under hit bathtub since he'd toss his dirty dishes in there.

You've been reposting this shit for years. Aren't you tired of it already? We all know that's a German, and we all know Americans have an unhealthy phobia about raw meat.

>>16410187
>>16410189
>>16410193
Here comes dat boi

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE FUN OF AMERICAN COOKING

>>16410020
What the fuck

>>16410187
I fucking hate fat people so much bruhs

>>16410204
I actually want to die

>>16410224
Who the hell doesn't?

>>16410204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gerJVtPjoko

its from germany actually

>>16410030
such a classic
https://www.youtube.com/user/masaoHF/videos
https://www.youtube.com/c/parthenocarpySA/videos

Now that the obsessed yuropoor got his "American" folder out of the way, this thread can finally start.

>>16410277
PAN DOWN
PAN DOWN
FUCKING CAMERAMAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>16410035
she probably just pukes most of it up afterwards

>>16410139
What about the guy in the stall next to him?

>>16410179
You guys thinking of masao? Or masaokis or something

>>16410000
Checked

>>16410032
I happened to catch a livestream with her like a week ago. She looks really fucking haggard now.

>>16410369
Source? The tears are doing something for me

>>16410139
Do they legitimately live in their egg forts?

>>16410370
yeah, I'm also getting hard

would love to drink her piss while she's crying

>>16410373
Why not? They provide good proteggtion.

>>16410370
Sorry, no idea. Some spicy curry eating contest I think.

>>16410277
> This is fine

>>16410277
Camera man made a huge party foul. He should have helped.

>>16410419
nah doing nothing is usually the best option

>>16410373
Don't knock it until you've lived the life. Everything you need is in there. Eggs, bread, 2 red onions, a fan

>>16410431
I know for fact that managers always tell their staff to never ever EVER have water anywhere near the fryers. I hope that retard got fired.

>>16410373
I'm not knocking it, could be kinda cost with the right amenities. I just wondered if it was a house/shopfront for them.

>>16410434
I'm not knocking it, could be kinda cosy with the right amenities. I just wondered if it was a house/shopfront for them.

>>16410024
>torturing a beautiful and intelligent animal before eating it alive
>to be cute for the internet

>>16410454
Asians aren't human, it was just doing what animals naturally do. Lots of creatures like to play with their prey. Circle of life and all that.

>>16410360
Doing better

>>16410024
>hates touching it
>still puts it in her mouth
women

>>16410187
>>16410189
>background suggest she is poor at at least lower class
>spends €60+ every day on eating meals for two families

>>16410434
Don't forget the green chili. Anybody know what kind of chili it is?

>>16410482
Green

>>16410463
do you have the one where he uncooks the egg and puts it back in the shell

>>16410431
Quite possibly the most retarded thing they could have done

>>16410436
>I hope that retard got fired.
He did, right there in that video.

>>16410522
wait a minut
who is holding the camera?

>>16410193
remove jelly bears and i'd probably smash it

>>16410207
I'd go there just to get spanked

>>16410522
it eats all the eggs or else it gets the hose again

>>16410522
you have to eat ALL the eggs

>>16410000
god I miss Penang food
the only thing that sucked about lockdown was cancelling New Year vacations...

The only halfway decent tastes Kay has is oldschool metal tees. Iron Maiden is pretty rad.
Her son's life really depresses me though.

>>16410647
I am convinced that she makes the vids so she can stay on the bennies. That way it looks like she really is incapable of functioning in the real world.

>>16410024
...do they not ice shock it first?

>>16410492
Thanks bro, I will try that sandwich

>>16410649
Was this pre- or post-cooking?

>>16410662
Nope you eat them while still alive. You usually dip them in a mixture of sesame oil and salt.

>>16410551
>pirating this soup.I'm gonna buy it if i like it

>>16410189
>>16410187
>>16410195
>>16410220
>>16410473
it's from a german tv show that basically bullies poor people. they make contracts with them for the show and then they start pressuring them into doing degenerate stuff and to humiliate themselves on camera or they'll face a 500k lawsuit or so for "damages" (hurting the film process)
some of them had to go in therapy because of excessive national bullying after those shows.

>>16410688
what the fuck

>>16410716
it's bullshit of course but a lower class poor welfare recipient doesn't know anything about law so they just did it out of fear

>>16410735
at least his wife didnt take the eggs

>>16410735
Looks like a pretty /comfy/ way to live
>>16410738
>at least his wife didnt take the eggs
>wife
anon...women aren't really his taste

>>16410754
good way to ruin your equipment or start a fire by accident

>>16410769
Well that's anything in the kitchen

>>16410767
>this will never happen to you
why even breath

>>16410774
Not even us footfags are safe from corporate pandering now

Look at this cool cake, /ck/

>>16410795
I see no cake

>>16410625
The kebap pizza sounds nice, actually.

>>16410795
Her tits and skin tone remind me of my wife's, but her face and hair remind me of my mom's side of the family. I've not been this conflicted in quite a while.

>>16410000
That was intense
>>16410020
smelly hickster garbage, nothing to see here
>>16410139
wow, you delivered, surprise old friend in eggfart nextdoor :^)
>>16410360
he looks vaguely familiar, but has that look like he hasn't left that spot in years.
>>16410154
>>16410179
>>16410363
Yea, he's not a redneck, he's a greaseball. Here you go new people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2lvFXBV8zQ
>>16410501
Receive permanent lung damage and on disability the rest of their lives?
>>16410434
Pinworms and fecal matter for free
>>16410522
perfection. plain and simple.
>>16410754
someone send this to chrischan
>>16410807
no sound webm, but heard gears turning and beep boop boop

>>16410806
sauce

>>16410551

>the chad soup sampler

>>16410757
is that an HSP? god they're amazing

>>16410829
Literally an advert for Pornhub.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJotnHLeLB8

>>16410823
Oh, no. Someone will have to get that orange juice off her feet somehow. hahah

>>16410376
>would love to drink her piss while she's crying

>>16410376
>would love to drink her piss while she's crying

>>16410904
This shit always reminds me of how much Event Horizon terrified me when I was younger.

>>16410551
sigma male rule #7943509: always taste grocery products before buying them.

>>16410917
cute borb just wants some snacks, i'd be glad to share my meal with him.

>>16410193
Why make all that candy floss just to compress all the fluff out of it?

>>16410784
Oh god that is such a beautiful cheese.
>>16410904
Dose.. is this thing any good at cooking anything? feels like it would take longer than it needs.
>>16410917
>Bird eye's all of the trays
>dosent eat at any of them
Based bird, bro knows this is low-quality.

>>16410463
How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>>16411111

>>16410035
HUGE, she has a digestive problem that makes it hard for her to absorb calories so her dumps would be bowl filling.

>>16411126
imagine the smell

>>16410000
Yum

>>16410139
Dai, chinese egg seller

>>16411111

>>16411126
To sound like a fatass the maccas one doesn't even seem like that much if you are willing to sit down and spend time on it. It's food designed to not fill you up.
There's one where she does a table's worth of steaks and it's just way too much.

>>16410625
>banana
wtf, what kind of drug cocktail do you have to take to think that's a good idea? I thought pineapple was bad, but this shit is too much.

>>16410795

breasts

>>16410751

Based spaghetti scissor

>>16410803
i have had it one time but with chicken instead of kabab meat and it was so fucking tasty

>>16411111
natural selection creates the best egg sellers
he either sells them all or dies in his prison without the chance of procreating

>>16410625
sallad?
dallas

>>16411401
>dallas
no sweden

>>16410379
This isnt funny, this made me sad

>>16410020
i had an idea for a toilet-themed restaurant in my 6th grade intro to business class and my teacher almost failed me because he thought it was so disgusting. i knew i was onto something

>>16411509
That looks pretty good.

>>16410000

>>16410369
Why is she crying? Is she lactose intolerant?

>>16410431
this fool

>>16410754

>>16410630
is her hair made of pure grease? grim

>>16411705
>Moscato
>Add honey
>All those melon balls
That just sounds so overwhelmingly sweet

>>16411726
As opposed to all those dry sangrias you hear about

>>16410798
See no cake?
I see 'em both.

>>16411126
It's been caught on camera

>>16410754
I once tried that iron technique when I live in hostel but not using meat or steak.
I use small packet of Milo, poke hole in it but do not spill the content of the packet. Wrapped the packet with paper and press it with iron on low/medium heat, but it is better to use low heat if you don't want the paper catch on fire.
Wrapping with clothes is also OK but the stain from Milo will stick to the clothes.
That is why I use paper.
Then you will get a sweet Milo bar.

>>16410204
Why does she have facial hair?

>>16411698
She says karai, which means spicy.

>>16411664
I suck at making webms fit the limit so cut off the next bit where he dices it up and put it with onions on a softshell taco, looks great for an uncommon cut.

>>16411855
>he dices it up and put it with onions on a softshell taco
Oh man that sounds really good!

>>16410772
homer_pouring_cereal.webm

>>16410649
desu if you pre-season and salt a chicken then do this then bake it that might be fucking delicious. assuming you don't get food poisoning first from handling a warm chicken for that long.

>>16410000
Checked. Will contribute as tribute to your digits.

>>16411111

>>16411537
how the fuck do you get it to be that juicy

mine are always pretty dry

>>16410024
I don't understand how people eat these without choking to death

>>16411111
he doesn't, you get it? You got it!

>>16411111

>>16410757
how much does that cost?

>>16411821
cows aren't indigenous to peru

>>16412052
brine...that's about it really. Couldn't think of anything mean to write

>>16411687
what a fucking retard lmao.

>>16410373
They get to leave once they've used all their eggs.
That kid has been there since he was 6

>>16410277
Why the fuck would you try to cook a steak in a pizza oven?

>>16410528
It's a robot

>>16410551
I wish I had the balls to kick him in the spine.

>>16411723
There's nothing wrong with "greasy" hair. You just need to make sure you brush it often so the oils are evenly distributed.

>>16410649
If I was rich. I would buy 4chan for the sole purpose of making Jack posting a permanently bannable offense.

>>16410735
Why not just eat your eggs at the stove?

>>16410772
I wonder if he burned the house down.

>>16410823
im impressed with the look of the nubbin

>>16411834
Hormonal imbalances from obesity?

>>16410751
>>16411342
He looks like a dairy farmer or something, he doesn't have time to fuck around and his brain is always working so the scissors were a natural solution

>>16411107
>is this thing any good at cooking anything
No, it's not GOOD. But it's not bad either.
It's pretty much similar as to when you see rotating spits, and shit like gyro and al pastor.
This here is 100% for show though.

>>16411801
I'm not exaggerating that I used to have shits that big.

>>16411706
>200 pounds of legit wagyu beef
I fucking hate hollywood but god damn I'd love to eat at the oscars

>>16410790
Pierce would be proud

>>16411371
isn't kebab meat traditionally made from english teenagers?

>>16410379
kek, ive seen this many times and ever time i think, what a fat retard
probably drunk at the time

>>16410735
>using a green nonstick instead of a sheet of tin foil

mr gucci loafers over here

>>16410020
I don't want to live in this world anymore...

>>16410823
aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>16410200
>American dessert
I think you mean "American breakfast." That's a bagel and breakfast cereal.

>>16411730
jesus christ this seems absolutely disgusting

>>16410187
>>16410189
I can assure you a TV show called "Pure Leben" isn't American.

>>16410778
Please tell me it was dead

>>16413274
it was dead

>>16410431
>we don't need science classes for our jobs!

>>16410754
is this hotel cooking?
hotel rooms dont even give you a normal ass coffee maker anymore, it's either a keurig or some bespoke one-use packet system that makes a single cup with no basket or carafe.

>>16410767
this is literally porn

>>16410772
This is one of my favorite videos on the internet. Literally everything about it makes me laugh

>>16411664
Beef heart is incredibly good. But I've only had it in a stew.

>>16413073
no, english teenagers are raped
german teenagers are made into kebab

>>16410030
>>16410154
>>16410179
Is that the guy who kept cholera soup in his tub because he didn't want to bother his landlord?

>>16410790
Stop, I can only get so erect

>>16410020
Plating extraordinaire
Love it
Absolutely Love it
Many would say after this that "My life is now complete" and all I'm left to do is agree

>>16411705
>>16411706
>>16411708
>>16411710
>>16411711
wow check it out guys! someone is posting actual cooking and not just stuff that is weird or gross. cool

>>16413473
So it is rumored. This must have been before he had the potatoes growing behind his toilet or we could confirm it.

>>16410688
Sounds like your typical American reality TV show.

>>16410625
what a vile people

>>16412016
Oddtaxi looks different this episode

>>16410688
based

>>16410235
Wow! You cracked the code, great job.

>>16413306
>science teaches you anything about how to stop a grease fire

Can't wait for you to get out of college and find how unmarketable your overpriced education is.

>>16410806
All women are whores

>>16410370
kys psycho

>>16410414
I fucking hate pets they're so fucking retarded

>>16411546
You should track that teacher down and prove him wrong

>>16411687
>pours grease down the drain
what in the actual fuck?

>>16410187
I'm curious where you even get a block of cheese that big

>>16410277
Probably not even actually cooked fully inside after all that

>>16410193
bro I want one of these so bad wtf
>>16411063
>candy floss

>>16413306
I barely had an education and I still learnt in school not to mix water and oil fires

>>16413974
babs...

>>16410795
are "men" actually attracted to big ol floppy cow titties like this? They're fucking gross.

>>16410751
I might try this

>>16413979
still trying to generalize an entire gender?
how quaint...

>>16411723
thats the most famous cook in england youre speaking of

>>16413041
you mean the section 8 apartment complex he "lives" in? I'd bet on it.

>>16410757
I'VE CONQUERED ALL THE CHIPPIES

>>16412199
3rd worlders are so dumb

>>16410020
> scoops brown stuff out of toilet and eats it
Bwarf

>>16410193
I'd like some sugar with my sugar

>>16410139
i feel bad for him, i hope he learns the master eggcraft from the king next to himand become successful

>>16411111

>>16410189
Wirklich? Wo kann ich sehe diese Show?

>>16414071
Google translate isn't that good yet, Yank

>>16410209
...is that banana bread? :(

>>16413974

after pouring a little why did they keep going

>>16414078
Damage is already done and you aren't gonna want to have to hold it by the dirty handle

>>16410625
No wonder why Italians are openly anti Arab, they put bananas on pizza.

>>16413032
imagine the itch

>>16414075
If you use Google translate English to German it says "wo kann ich diese sendung anschauen"

Anyone want Mexican food?

>>16410200
>eating 4 burgers drenched in sauce in a bagel for breakfast.
america, explain yourself

Wypepo don't season they food

>>16410205
actually revolting

>>16410778
I dont understand Asian people

>>16414170
If you think that's bad....

>>16414148
Alright, in that case your German just isn't that good yet.
Keep working on it.

>>16414176
A man walks up to a Buddhist hotdog vendor and says "make me one with everything"

>>16414194
After they share a good laugh the man gets his hotdog and pays with a 20.
He waits for a little while and then goes "where's my change?"
To which the hotdog vendor replies "change can only come from within"

Asian cooking perplexes me.

>>16411801
That is a shit covered dildo, you can tell the dildo's floating a little at teh bottom.

>>16414201
thats barely cooking. savage consumption, maybe we should upgrade to trying to rip out chicken throats with our own teeth.

>>16414196
It's just so awful. The cheese sauce itself is what's killing me.

Anyone got sauce on that gif with the big lad named Nigel that eats a giant McDonald's hamburger and soda with loads of fries?

>>16414210
You're probably right. I'm an RN and I have never seen the rim of a bedpan stay that clean when someone took a really massive shit in on. If they're crapping in one of those things they're usually in bed and that just isn't a good position for it.
Definitely looks like it was place in there.

Also, the bedpans at my hospital have lids so we don't walk around the halls with huge turds on display. Fucking nasty.

>>16414176
>finally close the sandwich after all that shit
>puts more sausages on top

>>16410904
>Oh, no. Someone will have to get that orange juice off her feet somehow. hahah
lol

>>16410823
So what's the source?

>>16413033
fag

>>16414228
sleep soundy sandwich artisan

>>16412941
Sure, but there's no "hispanic" without Spain. Hispanic heritage means post conquered heritage.

>>16411282
please go back to reddlt faggot

>>16411282
It's good, retard

>>16410649
is that ja/ck/ trying to dry a chicken out to make it crispier? or is he trying to thaw it in the most retarded way possible

>>16411541
"Will take several minutes" to whisk peanut butter into water and soy sauce... Are they retarded? Ten seconds in the microwave, ten seconds whisking, done. If you need it colder, chill it. Fuck.

>>16414359
How do latinx people eat that shit?

>jack
>latino
shit bait

>>16414404
He physically looks like a Mexican therefore he is a Mexican.

>>16414155
>crumbled bacon
That's American. Don't blame it on us.

>>16410795
ZOMG GIANT TIDDIES

>>16411052
Look at how erect this birb is

>>16414354
The retard is you, my friend. I bet you put curry powder on as well, you barbarian.

>>16414404
A proud and genuine Italian American.

>>16410806
"Ma'am, what the fuck are you doing? Now I have to get a new loaf..."

>>16414174
>people

>>16410458
ow the edge

>>16411401
You're a loser! Are you feeling sorry for yourself? Well you should be, cause you are dirt! You make me sick, you big baby!

>>16410784
Looks like some kind of ancient fertility goddess

>>16412016
tfw no seal to ride shogun with you

>>16413730
>>16415151

>>16410207
>no Nikocado shitposting because no one recognizes skinny Niko
Sad!

>>16410431

>We deserve more pay!

>>16410751
He looks like a stubborn asshole with a short temper. Probably a terrible father and a worse husband. Fucking manbaby bitch that gets upset his noodles are too long. What a faggot

>>16415066
he's right, tho, Asians (Chinese, Japanese and Korean at least) are cruel as fuck to the animals

>>16411472
People dropping food has always made me really sad, just feeling the disappointment for them desu.

>>16414071
On RTL and RTL II
Wait .. Outside of Germany you burger won't be able to see it, good look searching for low-fi clips of domme on youtube

>>16413979
real men are

>>16415339
>t. suburban autist that hasn't left his home state

>>16411111

>>16410795
cake?

>>16411710
unironic hnnngh

>>16412941
Don't worry about it

>>16410795
>that
>24
She looks 10 years older

>>16413893
Mad

>>16410205
American here. This is one of the best burgers in the USA. I highly recommend it. Butter burger.

>>16415474
>seeing africa in a positive light

Sweetie, that was never the issue.

>>16410436
>I know for fact that managers always tell their staff to never ever EVER have water anywhere near the fryers. I hope that retard got fired.
I used to work at Shitdonalds. They always told you to not bring any drinks in the kitchen. You have to excuse yourself to the dining area and go to the soda fountain. That is a ghetto ass McDonalds.

>>16410772
Wait what caused it to explode like that?

>>16414359
This will never not amaze me

>>16410024
Bros imagine her doing the same to your left nut... I'm in love

>>16415474
Does that people know that wakanda is not real?

>>16415256
>t. either gay or troon. either way ur a faggot

>>16410757
Do Europeans really?

>>16416117
Conquered all the chippys? Yes!

>>16414359
>>16414404
I would honestly eat at a ja/ck/ restaurant just to say I did.

>>16413916
except it literally fucking does, you just suck at learning anything

>>1641256
found the leftist

>>16410376
A man of culture I see

>>16414002
>Implying Westerners don't make the same type of over-exaggerated commercials

>>16411687
thats not even fucking only grease
thats all the fucking flavor

>>16412190
you have to practice overcoming your gag reflex

>>16413239
but its healthy as fuck
>t. Doing Vodka-Garlic-Orange mixtures

>>16415474
>Wakanda is the creation of white comic book authors
>Africans have pride in the idea of Wakanda
>Africans have pride in a white tokenized idea of a black super society that could never exist outside of fiction
>Holding on to a dream created by wypipol

>>16410551

Based soup pirate.

>>16416378
Jews, not whites or people.

>>16413964
Not my problem

>>16414294
Soul Surfer, its about a chick surfer that lost her arm in a shark attack

>>16417064
Thanks.

>>16415959
Ice crystals on the fries flash-boiled causing the oil to overflow the pan and catch on the hob's fire

>>16415969
*tickle tickle*
*tickle tickle*
grab
pinch
*tickle tickle*
slurp

>>16411237
kek

>>16413916
But it literally fucking does. We're talking about elementary, not college, buddy. You should try to listen to the teacher before you hurt yourself.

>>16410020
that's a food poisoning lawsuit waiting to happen

>>16410500
just watch it in reverse

>>16411111

>>16413030
>I wish I had the spine to kick him in the balls.