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If a meal is truly superb, I will often request to speak to the chef. Usually, it's no problem and they are appreciative that their craft and labour has been enjoyed.

However, there was one experience that left me rather shaken and made me consider if I should ever do it again. I travel most days of the week for work. We set up alot of IT stuff for hospitals. One day I was travelling to somewhere in Kentucky. I was excited to go because 1.) I had never been and 2.) I was excited to try the local fare and learn more about what people ate there. We got in late and really didn't have time to eat anywhere particularly locale the first night, but after arriving to work the next day we were recommended to eat at a place called "Randy's Kountry Kitchen". I was a little hesitant because the name sounded foreboding, but I trusted our advice and we headed out for lunch.

I normally eat alone as I tend to take my time, but this time I rode along with some new coworkers. We were seated in a what appeared to be a very rundown shack. There were flies everywhere and our checkered tablecloth was sticky. The waitress was very rude and just asked "What y'all want?" I didn't have time to peruse the menu, which just happened to be a piece of printer paper listing their items so I informed her I would need a few minutes. My coworkers immediately started drinking. They just got burgers. I thought that was foolish and opted to get their special: A chicken fried steak with pepper gravy. I was floored. It was fried just right and the gravy was smooth and creamy. My coworkers at this point were beginning to get more and more inebriated, even though it was a lunch break and I began to wonder how we were going to get back. As, I stated I usually take my time with my food. My coworkers began to tease and berate my eating habits. One said "I ate like a faggot" to which I found very insulting. I wanted to savor every bite and took my time. Anyways onto "my compliments

>> No.16409441

>>16409407
After 45 minutes I finished my meal and asked our crude waitress if I could speak to the chef. My coworkers groaned and one even dared to throw a fork at at me. I think that it someone really does something great they should know about it. Our waitress seemed confused, but went back to the kitchen anyways. While doing this, my coworkers left to use the bathroom. Several minutes later a morbidly obese man wearing a very dirty motorhead shirt lumbered over to my table and introduced himself as Randy. He asked me "what was wrong with my food". I informed him that I wished to tell him the latter and that I found his meal to be delicious. The man seemed perplexed and just stared at me. I took of my cap, (I was wearing a baseball hat at the time) and tipped in his direction in a respectful manner as to say thank you. He immediately became furious. He asked if "I was coming on to him" and said that "He doesn't allow any fucking queers in his Kountry Kitchen". I didn't even get a chance to pay and was chased out of the restaurant rapidly.

To my shock my coworkers had not gone to the bathroom but had snuck out and left me at Randy's Kountry Kitchen and I had to walk 2 miles to the nearest gas station to call a cab back to work.

Anyone else give their compliments to the chef?

>> No.16409494

what the fuck

>> No.16409525

love this pasta, newfags about to be filtered HARD

>> No.16409533

>>16409525
It really gives the sperg verbosity a spotlight

>> No.16409544

Who takes the time to write this?

My compliments to the shitposter

>> No.16409548

>>16409525
Doesn't hold a candle to the "soda bread" party one, or "fun pizza."

>> No.16409554

>>16409407
Do Americans really?

>> No.16409579

>>16409525
How does a pasta filter anyone?

>> No.16409690

Anyone have the copypasta about the guy who goes into the back of a KFC and gets to fuck a horse that's being flayed alive?

>> No.16409694

>>16409690
you need jesus

>> No.16409717

>>16409690
bump i wanna read this

>> No.16409721
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16409721

didn't read. Fuck long pastas. not funny. Bye

>> No.16409768

>>16409579
i think by filter he means expose themselves as new. as we all know, being here for a long time is something to be proud of.

>> No.16409846

>>16409768
This but unironically. I'm a waste of space and proud.

>> No.16409853

>>16409579
When people are too eager to point out pasta, it reveals that they're new and trying to fit in. The experienced savvy types play along and pretend it's fresh content.

>> No.16409863

>>16409407
faggot

>> No.16409891

>>16409579
you don't filter pasta
you rinse it under the kitchen sink

>> No.16411519

Yum love me a bar s doggie

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>>16409407

>> No.16411559

>>16409525
>exposes pasta in literally the third post
>haha yeah so many newfags about to get tricked by this PASTA, its a COPYPASTA BTW
dumb dumb