/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16407805
Just depends on which floor it is and how clean it is. Basically if there's no animal hair on it, I eat.

>>16407805
5 Business Day Rule

>>16407805
If I cook for myself I don't give a shit, if I cook for someone else the second it touches anything but the plate I throw it in the garbage.

>>16407805
i fucking hate cats

I go by moisture content, not time. A high moisture content in the food or floor, and the food is lost. Low moisture content in both, and it's good to go.

>>16407805
It really depends on where it fell and what my other food options are. About 6 months ago I dropped my reheated pizza onto the lone carpeted area in my house and the bottom of it picked up a couple of dog hairs. I sucked it up and wiped it off with a paper towel because I literally didn't have another morsel of food in the house that I could cook, and I was too drunk to drive.

Normally I'll just toss it if I drop it,.

>>16408443
>too drunk to drive
pussy

>>16407805
I have a dog that sheds alot, so no.

>>16408408
go fuck yourself

>>16408605
he's right tho

>>16408609
see
>>16408605

>>16407805
everything that enters your body must eventually leave.

>>16407805
12 hours

>>16408605
Must hate nature considering how invasive they are.

>>16408408
Based
>>16408605
Fuck you, catnigger

Cats are the niggers of the animal world
Imported into Europe from Africa, destroying the native population

>>16407805
I have 2 cats. Their litter boxes are in the laundry room which is just through a door from my kitchen. My room mate will never takes his shoes off at the door, so the only clean floors I have are in my wife's and my bedroom, our bathroom and our office.

If food touches the floor, it's gone. Straight into the trash.

>>16410323
You know when 4chan is cancerous when people hate cats. Fuck you faggot.

>>16410334
>wife
>roomate
damn bro what was even the point of you moving out?
shit

>>16408408
This. If you have a cat in the building you live in you mights as well eat from the floor or bin anyway.

>>16410341
He disgusts her on multiple levels, so I have nothing to worry about.
Besides, I'm a neet and spend the most time with her as possible, so there's absolutely no chance of her fucking anyone else.

>>16410345
Whoa bro what the actual fuck?

I just meant you should have stayed with family until you saved up enough to live with her alone. Living married life with some random dude what disgusts your wife n your house is lame.

I don't know why you went to him fucking your wife i dont know what thats about

No, it's an instant write-off. The floor is disgusting. I did a trial shift for a commis chef job once and I accidentally dropped a pigeon on the floor. I just tossed it in the bin. The chef asked me what the fuck I was doing. He took it out and said he can wash it or something. Nasty cunt.

>>16410353
Restaurants are always

bottom line > people be they employees or customers

Not willing to pay livable wages with seniors in the business taking the shit pay with pride pushing down on younger works making them feel like shit until they think its the norm to work over shift time for pennies on the dollar trying to stay alive.

Trash environment so unwilling to pay workers they attempt to pressure customers to pay them even after paying for the food.

>>16410350
Eh, every time I mention I'm married and have a roomie, people jump to that conclusion. My bad.
She and I have actually managed to save up a fuck ton this year to be able to go house shopping, in spite of me not having a job for the past few months. Our problem right now is figuring out where our roomie is going to go. He's an old friend of mine, so I don't want to just tell him "hey, we're moving out without you, good luck"
My family was white trash as fuck, so I left and traveled across the states for a few years as soon as I turned 21. Lots of restaurant jobs, mostly on lines and prep.

>>16407805
nah, that's just americans being nasty

>>16407805
my floors are clean so I don't care

Dry food, okay (5 second rule).
Wet food, nope.

>>16410389
mostly this, but it really depends on how clean you keep your floors

>>16410380
ah i see well im glad you got to be lazy for a few months and have a chance to move on. At least its a friend and not some random.

Despite being from a "white trash" family you probably saw more of america than most people so i hope that label is not how you think of yourself. Not eating off the floor is a big signal you are not and i hope during your work you never had to serve anyone floor food as well.

>>16410385
lol unironically i wonder why other countries are so obsessed?
when americans dont really seem to give a shit about other countries

>>16410397
I've always strived to be better than where I came from. Set some high standards for myself, and continue to go higher once I reach them. feelsgoodman

>>16408605
toxoplasmosis-addled brains typed this post

i won't even eat food prepared by a catfaggot

>>16408408
Kys faggot

>>16407814
>Just depends on which floor it is and how clean it is.
Basically this. If I drop something on my own floor I'll probably eat it.

>>16410380
>He's an old friend of mine, so I don't want to just tell him "hey, we're moving out without you, good luck"
At a certain point this is what you're going to have to do, and you're going to have to give him a move-out date.

>>16407805
I don't mind eating shit that I drop in front of my computer, but I probably wouldn't eat something that I drop in the kitchen, unless it is something that I really want to eat.

I once ate a week old taco bell taco that fell behind my computer desk. It was still inside the wrapper, tho

cats dindu nuffin

Why did this website go from liking cats to vehemently hating them around 5 years ago? It can't all be newfags since a lot of them left if Alexa numbers are accurate.

>>16412430
It wasn't the newfags that left

>>16408605
Fuck you, I can't pet my friends cat without him sperging out that his lil baby doesn't like being pet in her belly

>>16412430
>Hi, I'm a Toxoplasma gondii infected faggot, nice to me you.

>>16412458
I don't even own a cat. >>16412431 this is the answer that makes the most sense.

>>16407805
Depends on how stick the food is
If it's noodles like in that picture then there's no way I'm eating it. The noodles will pick up dirt from the floor. If it's something dry then I'll pick it up. If it's semi dry I'll pick it up, inspect it, pick off any dirt as necessary and probably eat it.

>>16408605
based

>>16414091
*sticky

>>16412430
cat posters have always been the dregs of 4chan/nel just like in real life

>>16407805
I never drop my food on the floor because I'm not a clumsy idiot or some idiotic basketball player who thinks he can "dribble".

>>16412448
>My cat, like most, doesn't like her belly rubbed, bro
>HAHA PET THE KITTY'S BELLY LMAO
>[cat's fury intensifies]
Your friend is just trying to save you from yourself.

>>16407805
I go by the rule of knowing it's not going to fucking kill me. The carpets get vacuumed and kitchen gets mopped.

Having said that though, depending on what actually gets dropped and how much shit gets picked up, I may decide something isn't worth salvaging.

>>16407805
No because it's been found to be bullshit
Whatever is going to get on it will do so as soon as it touches the floor
The question is really "am I okay with eating food off of the floor", and the answer is "yes"

>>16414312
>[cat's fury intensifies]
gb2r

depends on the food

>>16408408
Me too and you just know this picky ass eater cat is eating only the chicken bits and leaving the rest without even cleaning up.

>>16410323
I thought monkey was the nigro equivalent

>>16407805
I used to eat food off the floor all the time as a kid, I’d probably just throw it away if I dropped it now.

>>16407805
cat still good after 5 seconds
t.chinaman

>>16407805
No I go by moisture level.
That is to say, if it is moist in any way it goes in the trash after touching the floor.
If it's try I consider blowing dust off if there is any.

>>16410323
>Cats are the niggers of the animal world
No that would be gorillas and chimps

>>16408408

>>16418313
duh cats are carnivores they can't eat the noodles

>>16408408
It really is the eternal summer.

>>16418842
>eternal catfaggot seethe