/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16405275
WTF BROS EVERYTHING THERES SUPPOSED TO COST ONE DALLARRRR

Do people buy these things?

>>16405275
I wouldn’t feed that to my dog, and I’m dead serious

>>16405275
You can get cheaper pizza at 7-11.

I'm more of a steak guy myself.

Bros.. Hamburger log for $25 and white rice w chicken broth or gravy. You dont have to use all the hamburger. Very filling. I did this when waging and did just fine.

>>16405275
Beans, rice and salt
Can easily feed 4 people on $5

>>16405275
You can't beat Little Caesars in value without your pizza looking like american cheese melted over saltine crackers with vienna sausage slices.

>>16407248
literally gave the wolfe pit MS

>>16405279
>>16407222
It's a pizza made with $1 ingredients from Dollar Tree you retards

>>16407248
>mechanically tenderzied

>>16405275
I used to work at dollar tree. Had the most bizarre customers which was fascinating. Most of my fun there was being wildly overdressed for the job and seeing how much I could bend rules because turnover is so high and corporate doesn’t fire people for inane drivel (e.g. I got written up like 7 times for being over in my till (which was partly deliberate)) Don’t recommend working there.

>>16407248
This is as processed as beyond meat

>>16405275

Wolfe Pit makes some decent poverty food meals that taste pretty good and are dirty cheap. I've found myself using them.

>>16407900
Post BMI

>>16405275

5 dollars a day? A meal? This is why poor people are poor. They can't plan ahead and live day by day paycheck to paycheck. $5 a day is $150 a month - buy things in bulk. Don't turn your nose up at the basics. You could very easily feed a family of 2 adults two children on that budget if you weren't a picky American fat fuck with a poor person mentality.

>>16407959
Lower than yours, fag.

>>16407961
shut up

>>16407961
The problem is that they don't usually have enough money at one time to buy the bulk size. That is what poverty is. This is 5 dollars for a meal to feed a family of 4, which is pretty fucking good.

>>16407900
Cooked Hoover stew and the pork & beans from wolfe pit. Good recipes.

>>16405275
wife gets a packet of ramen son gets 2
daughter gets a load of my cum

>>16408227
based, but only if she's 13 years old or younger

>>16405279
...
The pizza has five ingredients.

>>16405275
No poor person is going to experiment with food like this

>>16407248
I rather never eat a steak if this is the steak I had to eat.
I grew up really really poor and my family shopped at Dollar Tree a lot and we never touched this stuff.

>>16407248
There's going to be a stampede to the bathroom after consuming that.

>>16408298
poor is a mentality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c3gEKOQMAU
thread theme

>>16407262
MS?

>>16407866
lol when i worked at a dollar store i would straight up be drinking in the break room because i was one of the only that didn't quit after a week if they even made it that far

>>16408037
Okay but a lot of poor people are fucking fat and those people can stop eating for a couple weeks and save up money and be okay

>>16408448
try explaining that to the average dummy irl tho
inb4
>NEETS CaN Do Le FaStiNG BecAUse ThEY StAY HoMe All DaYYYY desuuuuuuu

stay poor and poorfagmentality then

>>16408317
>>16407262
>>16407839
>>16407871
>>16408305
There’s absolutely nothing wrong with that meat. It’s just like what you get in a grocery store. The reason why it’s a dollar is the same reason why you’re only buying 3.5oz and 30% of it is water so it’s only 2oz of meat very thin slices of steak.
You people care more about labels than you do the actual product you mouth breathers wouldn’t be able to tell which is which in a blind taste test

>>16408464
fucking love colbert and how he destroy chuds

Am I the only one here that occasionally takes a stroll through dollar tree despite being upper-middle class? Not just for food, but in general. The novelty of cheap shit will never wear off.

>>16407961
Well poor people get food stamps but fuck them still, foodstamps for one person is like $350/month enough to feed a family for a month if you shop smart but they get multiple of that per person in the family so they just buy junk

>>16408529
I go there for 1 dollar tall cans of coca cola, I've seen what looks like very comfortably middle class moms use it as a party supplies store.

>>16408428
I always worked with a buzz.

>>16408589
Lots of losers do.

Dollar Tree is a good place to get all the Monster drinks that are about to be discontinued. First they introduce a new flavor of Monster, then if it doesn't sell, they move them to the Dollar Trees for clearance. Then, 1 month later, they disappear.

>>16407961
Yeah I bet if those poor people only subsisted on rice and beans every day that extra 50 bucks a month would make them stop being poor

>do people really buy this?
Little caesars and other fast food joints can’t accept EBT. It doesn’t apply to “ready to eat” hot foods.
So yes, poorfags on food stamps will buy shit like this.

>>16408600
Nice tip, I didn't know this despite being a daily energy sipper. Plus it beats buying them at $2.49 at the gas station anyways

>>16408623
In the hood they have "You buy, we fry" restaurants that accept EBT. You buy uncooked fish or wings with food stamps, then pay $1 for them to fry it.

>>16408643
>$1 for them to fry it
I hate the stink of fry oil in my house so much that this /almost/ seems worth it.
But then there's the clientele of a place like that, and I don't want to bleed out from a stabbing while smelling fry oil.

>>16408661
you'll be fine as long as you don't call them a nigga or something. they're aggressive and monkey-esque, but even they don't usually stab people for no reason.

>>16408714
>but even they don't usually stab people for no reason.
Lies. Even if you keep your head down and don't act stupid, that won't stop them from attacking you. Look at the news reports- kids, toddlers, the elderly, they'll shoot anyone for no reason. Around blacks, never relax.

>>16408643
Yeah but that takes a special tier of ghetto. Like Baltimore, New Orleans; Atlanta, etc.
you aren’t gonna find it in a standard white trash town.

>>16408714
Blacks are literally worse than animals, they will attack you because they can

>>16408596
I was milking unemployment when I worked there. Work for a proprietary trading firm now. Thanks for the concern.

>>16408763
This fucking guy gets it.

>>16408763
unga bunga I am human

>>16408828
hopefully dead

i'll sneed my family for only eight dollars.

>>16405275
Didn’t he die from a stroke?

>>16405279
shoplet can't tell the difference between the dollar tree and the dollar general

>>16410761
how can i circumvent becoming a shoplet?

>>16407248
>3.5 oz
>30% water
who would pay a whole dollar for 2.45 oz of steak?

>>16407961
The reality is most really poor people are dumb as fuck or have gigantic substance abuse and/or personality defects.

>>16407248
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS VACUUM SEALED AND NOT WRAPPED ON A STYROFOAM TRAY ITS TOO PROCESSED PROCESSED PROCESSED PROCESSED PROCESSED PROCESSED
jfc people, get a grip

>>16411132
Or also, a ton of kids they can't afford. For me that goes under dumb as fuck, but some don't see it that way.

>ah yes, the fuck poor people thread

>>16408424
multiple sclerosis

>>16411175
I grew up as a poorfag during the nonsense in 2008. While there are people who are just down on their luck its not out of the question at all that a lot of other poorfags are either addicted to something be it drugs or alcohol, too retarded/unstable to keep even a steady Walmart job for more than a few weeks at most, or are completely impulsive with their finances and get into all kinds of dumb shit.

>>16408550
SNAP benefit levels and eligibility requirements vary considerably between states.
This "just buy rice and beans in bulk" advice is fine if you're a college student or some shit but if you're homeless or working 80 hours a week and still deeply in debt with no prospect of social mobility then suggesting you buy beans instead of tacos or some shit is retarded advice, do whatever you want chances are your finances and quality of life are going to be shit no matter what.

>>16408037
Ok, then just buy the 20lb bag of rice and onions when you get enough and eat that for a while, then add other ingredients as you get more money and try to use your brain so there's some type of balance between rice, onions, beans, carrots, celery. You're telling me they're retarded and can't form a strategy to slowly build up a variety in food stock?

>>16411132
Being poor literally makes you act more retarded

https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2013/11/your-brain-on-poverty-why-poor-people-seem-to-make-bad-decisions/281780/

>>16407248
>30% of the steak is solution
>the solution is made out of soy.

If only you knew how bad things really are.

>>16408747
t. afraid to leave the basement

>>16407248
good macros, but u know that taste like shit and makes u poop like a garden hose.

>>16407248
jack cooked one of these and it ended up being the size of a slice of bacon

>>16405275
Why spend $5 on crap from Dollar Tree to make a loathsome copy of a pizza when you could spend $4 to buy an actual pizza from Red Baron?

>>16407248

>>16408529
Upper middle class here, every Friday on my way home from work I grab a cold San Pellegrino and a bag of Chex mix (The medium ones that are usually like $2.39 at a grocery store).

>>16405275
I’m black, my 4 baby mommas and 9 keedz feed themselves. Simple as.

Just chiming in to say I used to regularly buy the giant tins of honey-roasted peanuts that were sold at Big Lots and ate them until my capillaries hurt from the sugar.

>>16408643
Thats pretty cool.
Better than people buying lobster and steak with their food stamps

>>16413682
How did you not have horrible gas pains way before that?

>>16412108
Tires this control for nigger IQ?

>>16407248
>serving suggestion: KEEP FROZEN
Kek

That's one of his worst videos. Also, his recipes are usually shit. He also makes sexist jokes a lot so honestly he's just kind of an unfunny fat boomer.

>>16414276
But I got to say his biscuits and gravy recipe is what I still use because it always turns out well, he probably copied it from somebody else but whatever. Been in my recipe box for like 6 years
Ok, and his spam series is fucking great. I would eat his homemade spam, the spam fries, and the spam cookies.

>>16408643
There are a few oldschool wypipo grocers that do this, too. You buy a chicken or some fish and leave it at the counter for them to cook while you finish shopping. It's more of a customer service gimmick than an EBT workaround tho.

>>16407900
There's an old fashioned novelty to making stuff entirely with canned processed food but it's just making the recipes unnecessarily low quality for no reason.