/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16402500
no it isn't

>>16402500
What pizzas have you had? Would you even know if Maltese pizza was better?

>>16402500
For me it’s the Papa

>>16402500
All cheese and no sauce, and the crust is an afterthought. Neapolitan all day, every day.

>>16402500
Floppy uncooked tomato flatbread isnt pizza, Sheckleberg

>>16403581
t. flyover mc cornfucker

>>16402500
literally no debate

>>16402500
It's because of the water and the vibrational energy.

>>16402500
This is correct.

>>16402500
I'm gay, btw. Not sure if that matters.

>>16402500
I went to a place last night that did "greek pizza" and a bunch of other greek entrees. they overloaded it on raw-ish toppings and the cheese had huge chunks of feta. it was overall unpleasant but the crust was good. my wife loved it though so we'll be back in 6 months

TLDR I agree with OP

>>16403413
did you get that off etsy?
it's really cute

>>16404138
No, Papa John's

>>16402500
>Shitty, floppy, with no toppings
>Always left sitting out for 6 hours before a 2-minute reheat in the oven

>>16402500
is new york styled pizza with extra cheese good?

>>16402500
detroit pizza and st louis pizza are better styles

>>16403413
what a fag

>>16402500
I don't like the toughness of the dough.
It isn't crisp on the outside and while I do like the chew inside, the tough layer on the bottom isn't my favorite.
The crusts are good however.

Either needs to be crispy on the outside or just stay soft.
That weird semi-tough middle ground is unenjoyable.

>>16403386
I eat Maltese pizzas every day and they're shit.

>>16404459
>floppy
That's the point retard

>>16404138
You can get them at aliexpress

PLASTIC
JEW
VOMIT

>>16404459
Of your pizza place has pizza last 6 hours in the case, you need a new pizza place.

>>16402500
>flat bread with cheese

Sorry bro, got give it to New Haven style Apizza

>>16405063
Mmm carbon

>>16402500
Cope niggers its Portland the best city in America.
>Comfy rainy winters
>low cost for a big city
>Watch commies get BTFO by tear gas from my downtown apartment over a slice of the best pizza in America
>work with all white men
>laugh that all the retards get filtered by some shit that happens in like 3 blocks of downtown
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-07-07/best-pizza-city-in-america-is-portland-oregon-say-modernist-experts

whats so special about new york pizza; doesn't look all that great to me

>>16402500
you keep your pizza, city boy

>>16405139
It folds into a pizza rollup and tastes good.

I rate my pizza by how my shit smells the following day.
The ranker, the better.

>>16402500
hell yeah brother, just plop some 'ronis on and we're good

>>16402500
No it isn’t. Also you are gay.
Classic Italian style made by someone who knows their craft is the best.

>>16405157
Traditional New York 'za is the best.

>>16405260
Mmm grease

>>16405328
not a real ny pizza unless you blot up four napkins worth of grease per slice beforehand

>>16402500
If you are drunk, maybe

>>16405260
looks a little fancy - that aint no street pie

For me, it's Domino's.

Such an improvement on the frankly bland Italian version

>>16402500
If someone served me that i would unironically think they forgot to put any ingredients.

>>16402500
What does it look like after it’s been cooked?

>>16402500
Only if you're a subhuman jew yorker who has never eaten real pizza

>>16402500
What you call New York style is actually swedish pizza.
I guess some new yorker visited sweden and copied our pizza.

>>16402500
When the world trade center attacks happened heaps of pieces of human flesh rained from the sky and many pizzerias used it for toppings to save money.

i'd take a sloppa over a floppa pizza any day of the week

>>16403413
try this with maximum extra of minced beef instead of sausage (I assume that's what I'm seeing there), some corn, some onions and a fuckton of barbacue sauce

>>16404559
Brick and provel coming through

>>16405819
looks dry

I live in NYC and had all kinds of pizza toppings but for some reason pizza plain with nothing on it is top tier. When you start meming it up with shit it loses quality

>>16405819
brown hands baked this

degenerates. Nothing even compares to true Italian pizza

>>16406445
>nothing compares to flat tomato soup in a bread plate

>>16406962
OPs image, literally

>>16403413
THIS
>large "The Works"
>add anchovies
>add 3 extra "Special Garlic" sauce

>>16402500
New York styled pizza is just "pizza". There is no need to specify what type when discussing it. For other things, like tomato and cheese casserole, sometimes people call it pizza but it is not pizza. Always remind them that it isn't pizza, lest they forget.

>>16405677
I always order the Domino's pepperoni pizza, without pepperoni.

>>16403413
I live in upstate NY and every time i eat PAPAS its Pizza but its not that great compared to any non chain pizza joint around here.

can't out pizza the hut

>NY expats complain they can't get the shitty, flat, single pep topping ny pizza
>Pizza shop in town opens "NY Style Pizza"
>Literally imports all ingredients from NY, even the water, and cooks it in an identical oven
>Expats: "Oh, its still not the same"

Fuck New Yorkers

>>16406396
nope, turks are technically white

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I'm a Zachary's man personally

>>16406445
Any and all of shitalian dishes have been improved by people from outside of shitaly.

>>16407252
Pan pizzas are superior to non-pan pizzas.

>>16407372
Fuck me? I fuck your mother paisano.

>>16408973
no you don't virgin

>>16407189
Is that the no one?

>>16407528
Do Amerifats really eat that?

>>16402500
The best pizza is whatever pizza I'm eating at any given moment. New York, Chicago deep dish, pub style, Detroit style, it's all pizza, and it's all good. Unless you put pineapple on there, then fuck you.

>>16407252
Davanni's is superior.

>>16402500
rats LOVE the delicious taste of a fresh new york style pizza. they can't get enough of it! Truly amazing food... FROM AN AMAZING PLACE!

>>16409412
hey, did you catch the game last night? Sure you can have a larger slice, but the smaller ones are more tender.

>>16404459
Then buy a while fresh pie, retard

>>16402500
Where are the toppings?

>>16402500
>New York style pizza
There's no such thing. New York style pizza is just Neapolitan pizza. There is no pizza style that originated in New York

>>16409411
really good

>>16402500
You have yet to experience German engineering

>>16411469
nicht empfehlenswert
t. Mitglied des Ersatzhotdoginspektionsvorstandes

>>16411221
there's no such thing as pizza. it's all just flatbread that originated in the levant.

>>16406445
>Dying her natural hair blonde but only partially
Blonde hair and brown eyes look disgusting together. She's a bitch and probably an e-whore by her expression and makeup

>>16409364

>>16402500
no
>>16403342
correct, Trenton New Jersey has always had better pizza than NYC

Test

>>16406445
looks good

>>16413076
sorry, napolis and grimaldis are in hoboken, fren

>>16406445
fuck Italy, they didn't invent pizza they just suggested its possibilities to proper free american capitalists

>>16413143
Trenton is the historical source of all true pizza in America.

For me? It's greasy pizza from local mom and pop shops.

I visited italy as a child, and every food item i consumed was better than everything i'd eaten in america

>>16413196
then move there faggot. we don't need you here anyways

>>16413199
i will bitch, ill move there tomorrow, you're just jealous

>>16413215
GET OUT FAGGOT. LEAVE. BOOK THE NEXT FLIGHT.

Grew up in southeastern New England and was surrounded by amazing greek pizza joints. I never understood the feud between NY and Chicago. NY is okay, Chicago sucks balls, but they're both fuckin' trash compared to a good Greek or Sicilian style pizza.

>>16413245
>Greek or Sicilian style pizza.
in other words, faggot pizza

dominoes was the best pizza i had living in new york for 2 years
new york is a meme

I think this kind of pizza is the best kind
It's really good. It's also in New York

>>16413154
this.
theres this place near me thats about the same price as the big chains because you get free delivery if you're within a certain distance and order a $20 minimum or whatever.
it blows dominos, etc out of the fucking water.
they have this alfredo sauce pizza w/mushroom and prosciutto and its incredible.
not to mention $10 calzones, and even cannoli and gelato.
if you only ever order papa johns or whatever just because you have the number id say look around and see, you might find a pizza diamond in the rough.

>>16404716
>chinkshit

no thanks