/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16401752
Wtf is this true!?

>>16401752
You are making this up, right?

>>16401754
Surprisingly yes

>>16401752
i wish

>>16401755
>>16401754
Also beer is capped to 5%, 5oz total glass of wine,
More rules picrelated

>>16401752
>FREEZE, IT’S THE UTAH DEPARTMENT OF ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE CONTROL
>HE’S GOT A UNREGISTERED BOTTLE OF VANILLA EXTRACT
>*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

I live in Utah and believe it or not but what OP is saying is true

>>16401757
Does that mean "members only" clubs are a lot more popular in Utah?

>>16401752
Just smash the bottle ffs

>>16401761
>Jeroboam

still better than sharia law hahaha........

>>16401752
I would just smash the bottle and filter the liquid off. Needs a titanium bottle or something.

>>16401752
Sounds like paradise
No blacks and no alkies

>>16401752
They have these in Wisconsin too, just no breathalyzer shit. Pours the tiniest little bitch shots. I'd rather stay and drink in IL where I can get drunk freely. Fucking Wisconsin bastards.

Fucking Mormon country.
The book of Mormon is probably the biggest hoax in history.
They're not intelligent people and and arguably not even Christians.

Lol dude come to Australia.
No shots. At all. Mixed only.
No double or triple ect highballs. Single shot mixed only.
Order more than one drink? The server has to see that there's others you're ordering for. You can't order two or more drinks for yourself, which leads me to the grand overture:
No table service anywhere. You gotta pony up and wait in line to order a drink. In a busy bar this can take up to 5 minutes. While you can only get a single ounce per order. Get in line and drink till you get a new drink and take it to the back of the line...

I'm an alcho that moved here from Canuckistan 8 years ago and I could go on and on about how fucking wrong the drinking scene is here. In leafland I went out 2-3 times a week, here I've gone dedicated drinking with mates 6 times in 8 years. It sucked every single time.

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>>16402026
Australia does not seem like a very nice to place to live. They treat their citizens like children. No tobacco, mandatory bicycle helmets, bar drinking is impossible.

>>16402038
Smoking here is heavier than western Canada, but in a funny way. Literally everyone under a certain social status smokes, and nobody above it does. Society here is like that in a lot of ways, and it's an extremely bigoted and racist place, but it works. If you walk up to me as a stranger and ask for help with a ciggie hanging off your lip I'm going to tell you to fuck off, which kind of makes me sad, but I'll avoid your bullshit.

We are basically treated like children. You're allowed to go to work and pay your taxes, but not a lot of fun otherwise. You even have to ask for permission to argue a traffic ticket lol, no due process without their consent.

Captcha: Our AI needs better humanisation

>>16402062
Don't worry, you will soon come to love The Party.

>>16401774
why tf do you not leave

>>16401980
I believe I remember hearing that some people at least tried to make it so easy to join the "private club" so easy practically anyone could join. Possibly unrelated but I remember reading about people finding a loophole by saying the bar was an ongoing play and all the patrons had to agree to be "actors" but that may have been a different state and different time.

>>16402081
Yeah, it used to be a thing in a lot of states when there were more restrictive liquor laws. You'd pay $5 and become a member of whatever club and then you could drink. It's fallen by the wayside in the past 20 years.

This is true I'm from utah and it's fucking awful here the housing market is beyond fucked and so is the job market the jew mormons ruin everything here I'm moving out of this bullshit state as soon as I can

>>16401752
Yeah I'm from Utah and this is true it's awful here fuck this place, I hope this fucking state will get nuked

>>16402130
But isn't the skiing at least nice?

Muh freedom burger land

This is the saddest thing I have ever seen. It is a total disrespect to people's liberties. How is this even practical? How many of these machines have been produced? I just can't understand.

>>16402176
It's like Eurotrash doesn't understand that states vary widely in their culture, laws, and customs.

>state-run liquor stores
Is this communism?

>>16401752
>she won't talk to me since she is unwed
KYS muslim propaganda. Your religion should be banned.

>>16402190
They were Mormon you retard

>>16402185
We understand it. We just still think it's pathetic that a grown man can't have a drink.

>>16402189
They have those in Sweden too. It's awful. Don't let them do this to you.

>>16402196
It's in one state. Meanwhile in mine, I can get booze in a drive-thru and alcohol served 24/7. In an adjacent state, it's not even strictly illegal to have an open container of alcohol in your car while driving.

>>16401982
that might trigger some kind of alarm

>Be Utahn
>Disgusting foreigner visits
>Immediately seethes when his degenerate foreign cultural drink is harder to consume here
>Thinks everyone is an alcoholic like him
FOREIGNERS STAY OUT!

>>16402533
Cops will show up pretty quick if you try and remove the device

>>16401752
>live in Illinois, South Chicago suburbs
>bars open til 2, 3, 4, whenever
>they'll serve you as many shots or beers or whatever as you want
>my favorite dive stayed open the entire time through Covid and finally instituted no more smoking inside about 9 months ago
>there's also a bar basically whichever way you turn on any street
Yeah I get hassled by transients at the liquor store all the time, but maybe there is some small benefit to living in this hellhole of a state.

>>16402586
"Foreign" as in fellow Americans from states with better liquor laws? As in Americans who have the right to have a drink should they so choose to, as alcohol is fully legal? Ponzi scheme discount Christianity has really rotted your brain.

>>16401752
the booze black market must be bonkers in utah

>>16402189
No, it's state-capitalism.

>>16402180
It's called a liquor control system, and they're for bars. The device measures out the amount poured and won't operate unless a drink has been run through the POS system. Though due to the hassle of the specific kind in OPs pic, you're far more likely to see wireless models that only record amount poured rather than controlling portions and pours. OP's pic is specifically the Bottle Control System manufactured by Easybar.

>>16402196
We have state liquor stores in my state, they're usually called ABC stores in the US, and they're not that bad in terms of selection and price, though you're pretty much stuck going out of state for anything they don't carry.

>>16402989
What the fuck are they doing with all this data?
What's the point of this?

Based Mormons keeping degenerate alkies in check.

Retarded thread is retarded.
That machine is used at bars in shit states.
It’s also used at bars where the owner is cheap as fuck and wants to make sure nobody overpours.
OP’s retarded ass greentext is retarded.

>>16403014
>Not having bees flying around the Mormon.

>>16402026
Shots are for retards and all that other shit you whine about is complete bullshit or just depends on where you go, sounds like you frequent inner city faggot bars that cater to tourists and dumbfucks like yourself. Oh you gotta walk all the way up to the bar to get your drink? cry me a river dipshit.
I work in the industry and most places don't serve shots because of people drinking to get drunk as quickly as they possibly can, which is not saying that you cannot order a shot as most places will serve single shots no problem.

>>16403008
see
>>16403017
It's the exact same as any business keeping inventory and making sure shit is accounted for.

>>16403210
I know what it does.
Why is the data collected and uploaded to state servers?

>>16402081
>the bar was an ongoing play and all the patrons had to agree to be "actors"

I think there was a whole Nathan for You thing with this and smoking in a bar

>>16402906
Yes. You are all foreigners. Stay the fuck out

>>16401752
Took my girl to Park City last November, can confirm OP is a massive raging faggot that likes to post lies on the internet. I did go through SLC back in like 04 and there was some crazy archaic law where this mick at the Irish Pub I went to had to fill out some paperwork and vouch for me to get a beer. That law is gone now though.

damn it's like your cup is in a cuck cage lol

>>16402026
>order quadruple vodka
>uhh we cant serve you that sorry
>ill have two double vodkas then
>coming right up

when i was a retarded 20 year old

>>16401761
The beer thing pissed me off. I didn't know about it and bought a case of a local microbrew. I hadn't intended on getting drunk, but don't let anybody tell you that alcohol isn't important for flavor. That shit was 3% and was basically grain tea.

>>16403538
Many such cases

>>16403551
That's hero spec beer.
As in you can drink 20 beers, not be drunk and feel like a fucking hero.

>>16403561
you mean feel like a bloated piece of shit?

>>16403600
The bloat is temporary; what replaces it is solid, visceral fat.

Always remember, if you are going to invite a mormon to hang out, always invite more than one. One mormon will drink all of your booze, two mormons will drink none of it.

Why the FUCK would anyone live in Utah

>>16403623
>Always remember, if you are going to invite a mormon to hang out, always invite more than one. One mormon will drink all of your booze, two mormons will drink none of it.

I’ve heard that but with baptists

T. Southern

>>16402020
>They have these in Wisconsin too

no, no they don't. there is no law requiring metered shots in WI and the only place i ever saw one was a fucking applebees because that is some corporate thing

If I wanted to move out West, what's a more degenerate friendly state than Utah?

>>16402215
>I can get booze in a drive-thru and alcohol served 24/7.
God bless Louisiana

>>16402002
hahaaa right guys hahahahahaha.................

>>16401752
I legitimately don't understand. You're buying the bottle to take to your fucking house and they want you to take that shit with you?

>>16401752
i drank at the moab brewery about a decade back. the pours are 14 oz and they cant have IPA strength beers.

the silver lining is they make a number of tasty 4.9% alcohol beers. utah is crazy but its worth it to go to moab

>>16403464
fucking schizoid

>>16402082
>Yeah, it used to be a thing in a lot of states when there were more restrictive liquor laws. You'd pay $5 and become a member of whatever club and then you could drink. It's fallen by the wayside in the past 20 years.

the old Polish and Croatian bars in KCK did this to avoid having to serve mexicans for years. I wont name them bc they draw heat from the city but it's pretty based.

Getting buzzed into your 'private club' ethnic bar in a working class white holdout area with European flags on the walls > Going to a fakey "speakeasy" with $10 old fashioneds and a beardy barkeep

dont get me wrong we have those too but I prefer drinking at the club even now that I live in the suburbs

>>16403658
denver colorado is great but the housing market is fucking insane.

>>16402038
Well, if you need rules to follow those restrictions, you need to be treated like a child. Responsible adults do it automatically.

Visited a buddy in Chicago years back;

“Hey, lets get some beers.”
“Ok, but we can’t get any booze in this township.”
“WTF?!”
“Yeah, its dry.”

So we literally (and I'm not kidding) walked across the street and bought some beer in the neighboring township then went back to his place to drink it…

WTF Chicago?

>>16403226
probably for enforcement of liquor licenses
ie; bar goes over the pour limit a lot, state revokes liquor license
>>16402196
>>16402176
Part of the freedom is the freedom of people to associate in states and have different laws than what the federal government might want, that's the point
Utah wants to be a Mormon teetotaler state, alright, they're free to do that in Utah.
>>16403658
Literally any of them
>>16403741
Chicago is 50 layers of fucked up and has been for at least a century and a half, it has an interesting history of rampant corruption. Probably worse than NYC even.

>>16403741

https://koordinates.com/layer/96350-chicago-illinois-vote-dry-precincts/

>>16403226
It's not uploaded to state servers. Any data collected is uploaded to inventory cataloging programs used by the establishment.

>>16403698
No, the device in OP's pic costs $14,000.

>>16403464
you are a cultist, and you will burn, you little faggot. Utah deserves to be nuked 10 times over.

>>16403014
Imagine being proud of being such a dipshit, mormons deserve to have their throats slashed with dull knives.

I lived in UT for college and got drunk daily, the pour devices and weird laws are only for bars, and bars suck ass everywhere. just drink at home or with friends, the liquor stores are even open on sunday

>>16402020
They absolutely do not fud faggot

>>16401752
>Why do people live here?
Because they were born there. I was born in Texas but lived there for a while because of family, then I moved down to E. Texas and it wasn't as bad but still pretty awful. My dad once told me
>never take 1 baptist fishing, they'll drink all your beer. Take 2 and they'll be too busy watching each other to touch your booze
and over the years I've found that to be true.

Utah is beautiful country, too bad it's populated by the dumbest fucking cult in America.

>>16402215
Yeah, a state with ten times the population of some european microstates, but no way would even the sissiest euros stand for this bullshit

>>16401752
Sounds based.

>>16404171
>country
>claims others are dumb

>>16404025
While you seem like a perfectly civilized and pleasant person who is oikely to controbute to society both financially and progressively.

You needed honest friends years ago bud.
Stop being mean online for no good reason.

>>16401752
there have to be speakeasies in utah

>>16404029
>bars suck ass everywhere

if you went to school somewhere better than fucking Utah you might have a valid opinion about that, but around here bars are fucking awesome

>>16403734
>mandatory bicycle helmets
Imagine not being able to avoid static obstacles or safely fall off a bicycle lmao
>inb4 car crashes
That shitty helmet isn't going to protect you from an idiotic driver crashing into you. These helmets are designed to protect retarded cyclists when they crash into static objects

>>16404816
>That shitty helmet isn't going to protect you from an idiotic driver crashing into you.
please be bait but no but it will protect you from painting the sidewalk brown with your blood when your head hits the pavement, retard. although you don't need a helmet if you don't have a brain so you do you

>>16404306
learn english retard, he used the word correctly

>>16404850
read the rest of my post you seething nigger

>>16403750
>Part of the freedom is the freedom of people to associate in states and have different laws than what the federal government might want, that's the point
>Utah wants to be a Mormon teetotaler state, alright, they're free to do that in Utah.

Yeah, individual states are free to make their own rules. You sure didn't have a fucking civil war about the opposite of that, did you?
Imposing retarded rules on others is the opposite of freedom, you dummy.

>>16405323
>Imposing retarded rules on others is the opposite of freedom, you dummy.

t. slave owner

>>16404850
>it will protect you from painting the sidewalk brown with your blood when your head hits the pavement, retard
The only car capable of putting me in such a predicament would be one sure to kill me from the collision alone. If a car crashes too fast into a perceptive, responsive cyclist for them to react in a way that could greatly prevent further damage, helmet or not, that cyclists is utterly fucked.

>>16405372
retard neckbeard larp. i hope nobody is traumatized when your head pops open because big tough gal can't wear a brain bucket

>>16401752
Jesus fuck, here I thought South Carolina was bullshit with not being allowed to sell alcohol over 5% on Sundays.
This is some real clown world bullshit. I'm amazed this is real.

>>16405377
cope
I'm aware you are an uninitiated nobody, just know some people aren't.

>>16405339
>thinking the civil war was purely about not wanting to give slaves their freedom
Ngmi

>>16401752
>go to a state infamous for being religiously fundamental and a proponent of teetotalism
>be shocked that they try and make alcohol difficult to consume

>>16402014
Rent free

>>16402189
Utah is a very red state. This is what happens when religion "secretly" runs your state.

>>16402026
>i'm an alcoholic
>i drink in bars
you can just say you're retarded

>>16401752
>the people voted for t his

>>16402906
States are called states for a reason. You’re a citizen of your state before you’re a citizen of the US. ‘American’ citizenship only exists for tax purposes. Fucking hell

>>16403658
Urban Oregon, you’ll fit right in

>>16405493
I hope you know that guy made a good point though.

>>16403734
Government does not exist to be your nanny, you cuckold.

>>16405437
Religion is proto-communism

>>16405504
No, it exists to be your nanny. I don't need to deal with the consequences of retards like you being retards because retarded acts are controlled.

>>16405508
>is proud to be a slave
I don’t even know how to respond other than
NIGGER

Cannot people in state border cities just drive over and buy "real" booze?
Shit is retarded either way.

>>16405561
I didn't know you were black. Interesting defence, but ultimately ineffective. Possibly counter-effective.

>>16401752
>11.30 am
Insane

>>16405614
I’m calling you one, jean-e-us

>>16402215
Bro we used to buy legal drugs (sinthetic weed, blow, acid) right next to a police station at 16 yrs old in my europoor country
Drinking before that too

>>16402026
>getting drunk at a bar
>not buying booze at liquor store and getting pissed in a public park with mates
You will never be a real Australian.

>>16405703
>getting pissed in a public park with your mates
>not passing out alone in your living room in a puddle of goon

>>16405789
based
https://youtu.be/9IeP7VNMtk4

>>16402190
You sure are some special kind of stupid aren’t you? Proof that racist people do have low iq and can’t fucking read.

>>16405454
He's also a leaf in Australia who apparently has trouble with the new captcha. Dude must've had has wrangler type that shit up for him.

>>16405561
prolly past your bedtime bud, this will still be here in the morning.

>>16401752
Why even go to a bar when you can drink at home? Also it's probably better to get a precise pour like that when you're paying an entire bottle of cheap vodka per shot at a (((bar)))

>>16405789
>t.

>>16403538
Isn't that still forcing you to drink twice as much coke? I don't go to bars a lot

>>16402020
No no they don’t retard

>>16403198
Shots are for most people with social lives. Hell I don’t want all the extra sugar. Double shot of tequila and a taco, or shot of whisky and a pack of camel blues. Shots and beers are the most popular ways to drink. Sorry you need cranberry or juice added to your booze anon. You sound no fun.

>>16403631
Same thing except the Mormons aren't Christian and the Baptists barely are.

>>16402190
Only mormon cam be this retarded

>>16405793
why is this guy hitting his r's so hard? what accent is this? not any sort of australian i've heard.

>>16406371
Then drink things straight, shots are for degenerates

>>16402026
Its gay as fuck there, I'm an aussie and it's easier to get shitfaced in strict muslim countries. Liquor laws are fucked.
Used to work late some days, me and the lads decide to crack a beer after shift. 11 pm on a Tuesday, go to shitty dive bar down the road, bouncer:
> Nah sorry boys you've had too much
"haven't had a thing mate"
> Ya lying cunts, youse aren't coming in here
Mate theres a breathylser in the bar, we'll show you
> Nah get fucked don't start trouble you drunkards
The utterly cucked state of drinking in Sydney

>>16402081
I think I remember hearing about that "it's a play" thing back when smoking bans started really getting widespread. Since they always exempt indoor bans for "theatrical presentations" some bar had the shitpost plan where their premises was an infinite theatrical presentation where all customers were part of it. Pretty hilarious actually.

>>16402026
>>16407010
And no one back home believes me when I tell them having a good time in Australia was legitimately more difficult than when I went to a country where alcohol was officially 100% illegal. The amount of insane shit that goes on down there that no one really knows about and they aren't proud to share is crazy.

>>16406454
You've never met an Australian who grew up watching American television?

>>16405434
Touch grass, pavement ape.

>>16402069
You watched the MMC too? I loved The Party.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zozEEicsWb4

Hawaii's liquor laws funnel money into the bars.
>Can't buy in stores after 12am
>But all bars can stay open till 2am and some bars in certain areas get to stay open till 4am
And people wonder why there are so many dui's here. God forbid I drive to my 7/11 a quarter mile down the road while sober at 12:30am.

I see those “pour control” devices in airport bars sometimes, as the owners are sometimes turbojews and don’t want a single drop of overpour in your drink which already costs double what a normal bar would charge.

>>16408454
Bitch most of the states end hard liquor sales at like 9. Midnight would be a dream

>>16401752
BIG if true...

Now I remember why I do whippets and huff ether.

>>16408866
Also in Hawaii there really isn't any restrictions on what kind of store can sell alcohol and what kinds of alcohol they can sell.

>>16408866
>Most states
I can buy hard liquor until 2 AM any night from nearly any store. I can start buying it again at 6 AM.

>>16407010
He didn't let you in because you were Muslims, most likely.

>>16405506
So, how much child porn do you have on your hard drive?

>>16406976
Calling all social behaviors you don't engage in degenerate will only get you so far, NEEToid.

>>16409127
You mean my 6 bay NAS?

>>16409194
Yes, I mean your six bay NAS. Tomorrow is a good day for you to go out and buy yourself a nice thick plastic bag, some latex tubing, and a party container of helium.

>>16409204
It doesn't work. They mix the helium with oxygen now.

>>16409228
Just means you need to buy from an educational catalog instead of a Spirit Halloween.

How do you return the device?

>>16409026
>most states
>b-but I can do X!
That’s not an argument. Sounds like you live in fucking Louisiana.
There are also a number of states where you can legally bang 16yo’s.
Still doesn’t mean you can in most states.

>>16409278
Why care about the legality? Bang kids of all ages.

>>16402002
Utah is run by the mormons. All of this is because of religious dogma, it's literally sharia law.

>>16401752
I fucking hate Utah and I've never even been there. I used to sell a bunch of shit on Ebay several years ago and buyers from there would ask for returns all the fucking time for completely bullshit reasons. I don't know what it is about mormons but they're pieces of shit when you're not directly in front of them.

>>16402020
stay in IL please :^) i like my old fashioneds with a big pour of liquor

>>16402026
Ausfag here
Protip: Only cityfag pubs actually follow those backwards rules, lmao.

Like everything in Australia, it's better when you live in a small rural town, 3+ hours away from a capital city.
My local pub opens whenever-it-feels-like in the morning and doesnt follow any of these rules.

>>16402026
This is what happens when you let billionaire conservatives (who are owned by banks and mining companies) run the country for 20 years unchecked.
They've raised the tax beer 73 times in the last 20 years here.
When I was a Uni student in 2002 you could buy a 24pack of top brand beer for $20.
The exact same shit is $46 now, and yes that's accounting for inflation.

>>16409474
But then you're living amongst a bunch of stupid gossipy arseholes.

>>16402026
This is why so many Aussies were moving to Japan or New Zealand before covid fucked everything up.
>can have as many shots as you want
>can even still buy pre-made shots in the store
>can order as many drinks as you like
>can buy alcohol from the supermarket and from vending machines without an ID check
>bartenders are expected to drink along with you, because it's literally their job
>$5 beers in pubs still (i havent seen a beer in an Aussie city pub below $13 for decades)
>can drink freely in public, as much as you want
>no % cap on alcohol, no limitation on RTDs (ie: premixes in a can)
and that's just the alcohol.
even the internet is better too.
fucking hilarious knowing that cheap unlimited 5~8gbit is the standard in New Zealand when 2 hour's flight away Aussies are still happy to get 50gb/month at 50mbit.
Not to mention Australia still treats weed like fucking Heroin but lets meth run wild and free.

>>16401752
up until a few years ago, bartenders in utah had to go behind a curtain to make drinks, to keep children from seeing alcohol being poured.

>>16409483
>When I was a Uni student in 2002 you could buy a 24pack of top brand beer for $20.
A case of throwdowns (250ml) of New or VB for that price in 2002 you lying cunt.

>>16402120
>>16402130
>Tfw go to college at Utah state
I want out so bad, it's a dry campus and not even frats allow liquor, only beer and wine coolers, not that I'd actually want to join one

these guys aren't kidding about housing/job/car markets being fucked though, people either sell to family/local Church members for a decent deal or they raise the price to the moon for anyone else

isnt there a state where they always use finger bottles? like every single thing you get at the bar is poured from a singler?

>>16409653
South Carolina IIRC

>>16409507
Oh no, the alcoholics are leaving the country. Whatever will we do without them.

>>16409507
>moving to Jacinda Land
no thx

>>16401752
Imagine your taxes going into this shit.
Would rather they get stolen by corrupt politicians.

>>16409507
kek what a pathetic little whine that was and what a snivelling little flog you are. Even in Perth there are pubs with $6 pints and nost bars let you have whatever dumb shot you want provided you have some fucking manners about it. its retards like you with bad attitudes, zero brain cells and zero self control who are the reason we can't have street drinking and need such restrictive alcohol laws

>>16409997
>it's not bad bro just find people that will break the law on your behalf
Put on your bicycle helmet, Bruce.

>>16402038
We are indeed a nanny state but there is absolutely nothing wrong with mandatory bicycle helmets, get fucked you aren't the one who has to deal with the consequences of your brains splattering over the pavement

>16410017
Behold the slippery slope of "yeah you can do whatever you want as long as it doesn't effect other people i'm a proud liberal and believe in freedom" and then simply reaching over and redefining that everything affects other people so you're free to regulate it without "being a hypocrite".


Really imagine being more pathetic than Bongland.

>>16410017
Mate, it's like me going for a swim. If a shark takes me, it does me and I accept that. Government shouldn't be telling me how to live my life.

>>16410017
You act like government overreach ever stops it doesn't it creeps uo and takes more and more of your freedom the worst part is the liberal dipshits like you that love the taste of boot because you can't think for yourself and believe everyone is just like you, helpless without daddy government controlling every aspect of your life, it is repugnant and your ancestors would be disappointed in you

>>16409511
That is actually good. I see no issue with that. In fact I’d say that as opposed to doing something like that you simply shouldn’t have kids where alcohol is served

Sounds based, now I want to move to Utah

>>16402025
>The book of Mormon is probably the biggest hoax in history.
Anon...I..

>>16410043
You may accept it but the driver who hit you would rather not have to live with the memory of how your brains splattered all over the road.

>>16406454
Pretty sure it’s a mixed Irish and Australian accent

>>16401752
>>16401757
>>16401761
>>16409507
>>16409997
Imagine not living in Las Vegas where you can’t be charged with drunk in public, there are ZERO open container laws and you can find slot machines in drugstores and the airport.

>>16410149
do you really think he needs a (u)

>16410162
>yeah but did you ever think of the feelings of the asshole who killed you?
Holy fuck this is a new level of woke for me.

>>16410223
>building your own firearms now illegal
lol

>>16410262
They’re just talking about it, whether it even passes and is considered constitutional remains to be seen. None of the truly pro gun states are that free in those other departments so it’s a trade off on how important homemade guns are to you.

>>16401752
https://easybar.com/liquor-control/bottle-control-systems/

>>16401752
I used to work at a fancy bar that used something like this for our staff drinks.

At the end of the night someone would just pour it all into a glass and blow into it while they were still sober.

>>16410303
>They’re just talking about it
Maybe you should keep up with your own state's politics

>>16406015
sleep tight steeler

>>16410549
I feel like the fact that people can build their own guns would've been forgotten by the masses if manufacturers hadn't played into the whole
>muh ghost gun
thing. I wonder how long it's going to be before 80% frames have to be 70% frames.

>>16410736
Kek

>>16410043
If you die in the ocean your body doesn't get in my way, go get eaten for all I care.

>>16412316
Where has this thread gone

>>16401752
I'm assuming that has to do with the giant mormon population there.

>>16404349
he's not wrong though. Mormons should be dragged behind a pickup truck for miles until their faces rip off.

>>16402026
Melbourne faggot here. I have never heard of these stupid rules.
At my bucks, we all lined up at the bar and did mystery shots. Got completely shit faced and the chick kept egging us on.
We always get drinks in rounds. One of us goes up and gets drinks for everyone.
Next you're going to tell me you can't get jugs of beer.
You must be going to the worst pubs for those rules to apply.

>>16402025
>arguably
Nah m8 Mormonism is literally not Christianity no matter how you slice it.

>>16412615
Roots in masonry

>>16402026
>Sydney is Australia
Sydney is the worst city in the worst state, run by corrupt morons. That deliberately set out to kill the nightlife with these retarded laws in the name of 'public safety' because it would seem that Sydney-siders can't have an argument without it ending in someone king hitting someone else.

Everywhere else in the country when they had the same issue, at worst they just stopped serving shots after midnight and hired more bouncers.

NSW can suck a dick and I hope Sydney burns to the ground next bushfire season.

Fuck Sydney and NSW

>>16402002
>tfw americans make fun of euros with "le shariah law in the next 10 years" etc. while having a whole state cucked by a religious minority where you can't even drink alcohol

>>16413847
how do people even get agressive after alcohol? it always just chills me out

>>16402656
if you try to* remove speak with some dignity you fucking hillbilly

>>16403464
Butthurt Mormon loser, and un-American to boot. Fuck your garbage swindler faith
>>16405493
>"American" citizenship is only for tax purposes
Sorry you hate your countrymen, dipshit. I don't. Go teetotal somewhere else

>>16402026
lmao @ shitney

>>16413915
At least you can just move from Utah, it's not gonna be long before those bad euro nations are gonna start making it near impossible to leave

>>16401752
Some businesses here in austria do have that aswell. Dunno why. Probably because hobos or shit seem to open it and take a sip or some shit.

>>16408454
liquor stores (all state monopoly, of course) close at 7 here
t. virginian

>>16402025
pretty sure that honor goes to Scientology, but Mormonism is right behind it.

>>16406015
>the brain eaters
appropriate

>>16403551
depends on the style of beer.
an ale or a pilsner can be 4.5% or less and taste good.
a stout or dark lager, on the other hand, will probably taste off somehow.

>>16402026
>start off as an island to send rapists,theives and whatever other trash to so you don't have to deal with it
>become even more cucked then the original island you came from

>>16409997
i mean, fair enough argument but the problem is then you're fucking stuck in Perth, the second most isolated city on the planet.
> its retards like you why we cant have nice things
nah that's Abbos, bogans, eschays and wogs mate.
Cunts have 2 glasses of Bundy Rum and wanna go out and fight cunts.

>>16402026
??? I live in Australia and I've never experienced this. Every bar/pub/club I've been to has served whatever I wanted. Maybe you should stop being a faggot and leave Sydney for a better city cuck

>>16416658
Australia is still a penal colony at heart. The average aussie acts like an felon and the government is still ran by the prison guards.

>>16401752
This is so ridiculous. To get cut off in Canada, I literally had to go to the same liquor store three times over the course of a couple hours while progressively getting more drunk as shit... and they still let me buy on the last run, but "no more after this"

Utah is a Mormon ran shithole

>>16402026
>he doesn't just go to bottle o and buy VB daily for breakfast after waking up from silver pillow
You should be raked and deported. Also your mates hates you, real mates goes to pub or lawns. You sound like an uptight inner city cuck that sucks.

>>16401752
because there is a certain species of fear-gripped wh*teoid who would literally rather cut off its own balls from fear of being around melanin

this is the state that brought you such delights as 'funeral potatoes' and deranged hobos going to college parties with a harem of kidnapped child sex slaves. why would they raise an eyebrow over installing sharia jihad wahabbi law to prevent people from enjoying themselves in a normal way that doesn't involve pederasty or rape

>>16402189
Yes, communism is only bad when libtards do it

>>16401752
lol this is UK level of police state

>>16402025
>The book of Mormon is probably the biggest hoax in history.
I can think of 6 million that are bigger.

>>16417811
Except op's story is a complete green text fabrication. Maximum pour or serving laws don't apply anywhere except in a bar, restaurant, etc. They don't sell you bottles of Jameson with a no removable breathalyzer at the liquor store.

>>16405427
It unironically was, the angle of "the government wants to deny our rights!" was mostly propaganda because only the richest members of society could afford slaves and they needed to somehow get the support of the poor white people who were barely better off than the slaves or else they wouldn't have any cannon fodder, but the secession happened and war started because the rich and powerful in the south would take a huge hit to their quality of life without slaves

>Utah device that monitors liquor pours is called the “Berg All-Bottle”
Whatcha doin?

>>16417971
>GOVERNMENT AND BLACKS GOOD!
>RICH PEOPLE BAD!
Full pozz achieved. You didn't just take the blue pill, you took the whole damn bottle.

>>16417995
>propaganda by rich jews is cool if it's "redpilled"

based

>>16404788
No, bars are shit inherently and are meant to appeal to knuckle dragging retards like you

>>16418058
Imagine trying to impress people you don’t know with opinions you don’t actually have. Tryhard, much? Either that or underage.

>>16418005
>HE HAS MORE THAN ME?! NO! NO! NO! TAKE IT AWAY TAKE IT AWAY TAKE IT AWAY! GOVERNMENT PLEASE SAVE ME IM GOING INSANE! AHHHHHHHHHH
I don't understand the crab bucket mentality you people have. It's no wonder poorfags and leftists are so miserable.

>>16402026
Lol do s*dneysiders really? Not even melbourne is this cucked. Literally have ordered multiple beers and whatever to a table, never have I heard of this shit.

>>16418079
Difference between you and the faggots you’re referring to is they call them “rich people”, you call them “jews” but it’s the same retarded mindset.

>>16418174
How am I the anti semite when he's the one complaining about jews. God your brain must be smooth as glass.

>>16402906
>fellow Americans
Don't exist anymore. Comparing someone from Montana to California is like comparing a German to a Greek

>>16406371
People with depressing social lives maybe
I’m mentally stable and actually like my friends so I don’t need to be intoxicated to enjoy being with them

>>16409620
>people either sell to family/local Church members for a decent deal or they raise the price to the moon for anyone else
Based, maintaining their community and cultural. I've watched Californians spreading fuck up Washington beyond recovery, if we'd done what the mormons do we'd still have a nice purple state without legions of homeless.

>>16413915
>whole state cucked by a religious minority
They're not and never have been a minority in that state

>>16403750
Utah is a fucking theocracy, the non-Mormons should revolt

>>16410223
This is the norm in europe btw

>>16406371
No, it's what dumb college kids do to LARP as an adult. If you're still doing shots and you are over the age of 23 you're an embarrassment.

>>16418077
You seem upset

>>16402196
>We just still think it's pathetic that a grown man can't have a drink
In my state I bet I can get a drink easier than your limp-wristed socialist little country, faggot

Why don't they just use a fucking optic? this is a solved problem

>>16404025
/pol/tards value culture and status over spiritual meaning and truth

>>16417721
Please take your meds and go back to your containment board

>>16403014
If /pol/ thinks a religion is based it is most certainly a false one

>>16401761
Even worse in Oklahoma (sort of), any beer is half strength or like 2.5% alcohol, unless you buy it at a liquor store. Didn't know that and was there on a trip once bought a whole case of beer at the grocery store. Was good hydration for hiking I guess?

>>16418368
It was 3.2% and I'm pretty sure they changed it a couple years ago.

>>16413915
>minority

>>16402026
I stopped in Cairns and Brisbane when I was on deployment and none of this was true there, besides the shit about the cigarettes. Local aussies were treating US cigs like gold and were so hyped when you’d hook em up.

Also you banned airsoft guns and now have some weird shit that shoots sand?

>>16404025
I'm impressed and bewildered that someone can be this angry at a religious group as milquetoast and pleasant as Mormonism. I have literally never had a negative experience with a Mormon and outside of Utah they keep to themselves and don't cause trouble.

>>16418277
Anon it was settled and founded specifically as Mormony Mormonland
The non-mormons should leave if they don't like it (but they won't cause it's nice there)

>>16418415
>liking creepy cultists

>>16418589
They're part of the USA they shouldn't be governed by a church

>>16418628
I didn't say I liked them. I just don't have strong opinions on them which is more than I can say about blacks.

>>16418631
*tips fedora*
What Constitutional law are they violating?

>>16418390
Aussies have to register nerf guns bro lmao

>>16410017
Mandatory bicycle helmets discourage bicycle riding, resulting in net health harm via the rate of cycling injuries increasing and the level of physical activity decreasing. If protecting third parties from splattered brains was the object, the place to start would be motor vehicle occupants, not an activity with a similar injury rate to walking.

>>16418657
>hating black people
>doesn't hate creepy cultists
>zero knowledge of the Constitution
checks out

>>16419111
Still waiting to hear what laws are violating the 1A. Pretty sure you're some leftist fedora tipper who only venerates the Constitution when it's convenient or when activists twist the words therein. I'd wager you're the kind of scum who thinks the 2A protects the right of the People to join the National Guard.

May your chains set lightly upon you.

>>16419137
You're talking to 2 people now but I'm not an atheist. btw the Mormons had to agree that their church and government would remain separate in order for Utah to become a state.

>>16410017
wrong, idiot

>>16401752
they do this at the straight laced places in morocco too

>>16411010
Yes, specifically legacy gun manfacturers who are terrified of losing business

>>16411010
It wouldn't be forgotten because grabbers wouldn't let it. Homemade firearms from incomplete receivers don't even make up 0.01% of gun crimes. There's no reason to ban incomplete receivers outside of virtue signaling.

>I wonder how long it's going to be before 80% frames have to be 70% frames.
Which is why ATF wants to change the definition of a receiver.

>>16409349
it's more of maintaining their cult (not ~le religion~ is a cult, but mormonism is a cult). they really do not want members to leave. they restrict all personal expression and independent travel/learning. mormons will be outwardly feminist/lbgt supportive or whatever to keep the women from rejecting the religion because of what they see in the current woke media, obviously this is just surface level, none of them actually will accept it within their own families. denying alcohol isn't based on religious beliefs as much as a control thing.

>inb4 all religious dogmas are based on control. there's a difference between trying to better yourself as a person for god and trying to keep a group of people in submission under the guise of "it's for god" to benefit the church of mormonism

>>16402020
Lol. Wisconsin is the most alcoholic state in the union. Literally more drunk than Belarus. >>16402025

>>16401752
OK, so, that looks expensive and fucking unrealistic, but apparently Utah just outlaws alcohol in a lot of places.
Dunno why any of us should give a fuck if we don't live in that shithole though; its because the population is Mormon.

>>16402924
Nope. They're just cult mem- ahem Mormons.

>>16401752
>"Oh whoops I dropped it oh no" *cuts the cord*

Fucking Mormon cunts

>>16402656
Why the fuck would cops give a shit? Also pretty dumb when there's probably a million ways you can fuck with the stupid thing.

I can't believe this religious fake-bible humpers think its OK to track people's activity like this just because they commit some sin under their batshit puritanical belief system.

>>16401752
God I just wanna go to Utah just so I can feel like the cool kid trying to circumvent this stupid system.

>>16401752
>go to Utah
Why would you do this to yourself?