/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Go on OP, we want to hear more vanilla flavors

Vanilla is a litmus test.

To the average normie vanilla icecream is "plain flavour" and boring, but in any other form its exotic and interesting.

>>16397413
Well since you asked:

Summer Sunshine Vanilla (neon yellow almost sherbet/sorbet in that it's been allowed to sort of...crystalize....but it's still very much ice cream, a faint sweet lemon flavor is present)

Cream Dream (Extra cream/fat content, mixed with whipped cream and sparse cream cheese and mascarpone cheeses sweetened of course)

Secret Reserve 1641 (Recently discovered. Even finer taste and ingredients than the 1742 variety. Ultra secret recipe but every bit worth the price!)

Auntie Sue's Sunday Best Vanilla Recipe (Churned the oldschool way with added bits like honey, hint of licorice root and cardamon)

Vanilla Grown Up (our own in house secret vanilla but churned with hints of burnt vanilla burbons, scotch and other liquor)

Off Road Secret Menu Vanilla (for years the guys and gals in the back had their very own take on our company's secret vanilla, some have said it's the most savory, most delectable Vanilla to date and for years it was a secret to the outside world well it's snuck out of the warehouses and churneries and now is available for ALL to enjoy! What makes this take so different and special has been kept hush hush)

Midnight Moon Vanilla (Faint yellow color suits a much more subdued subtle far less sweet vanilla base but sneaky ghostly white hued bits of sweeter vanilla sneaks in here and there)

Oh and I guess change the whole thing to ICE CREAM. Not sure why I posted "soda" and a picture of soda. The whole thing was supposed to be ice cream always. Though I suppose there could easily be some cross over.

>>16397441
Wtf I was excited about soda. Vanilla ice cream is hardly a revolutionary idea.

>>16397406
>artisan sodas
Kys my dude

>>16397406
>>16397438
You're exactly the kind of deranged person the internet was made for. You should make a wiki for this and fill it with pages and pages of imaginary vanilla drinks.

>>16397406
Do you want to know what kind of vanilla soda I like the best?

The media is completely owned by the Jewish globalist elites vanilla. Try some.

>>16397441
nono that would be a disastrous business model, you would be known as that PLAIN icecream guy, people might think you are BORING cause vanilla icecream is PLAIN remember? Like its DEFAULT URGH.

>>16397449
>Vanilla ice cream is hardly a revolutionary idea.
GET THE FUCK OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>16397406
>>16397438
This is quite impressive OP. How do I know wich vanilla flavor to choose, there's so many

Well. Perhaps our gimmick (besides only doing Vanilla variations of course) could be that it's Ice Cream and Soda? As in a new flavor gets released and then it's Soda version gets released the same time? It'd be hard to capture some of those flavors listed above in liquid form purely but I think the challenge would be worth it. :)

>>16397483
Thanks anon. Yes it's a bewildering list. Where indeed does one start? I'd recommend all our delicious Vanilla treats of course however I'm puttin' together something special that I think we'd mail out on our own dime to at least certain regions, locally especially. A sort of fun little questionnaire. It'll help you determine maybe where on your Vanilla journey you should start! Though our own original secret recipe aint too shabby friend.

>>16397441
Why not soda AND ice cream! More vanilla for all the vanillaheads out there
>>16397488
I think the best would be to start with the house's own Secret Recipie Vanilla and the Offroad Secret Menu Vanilla

Have you thought of a name for your vanilla establishment?

I like this thread

>>16397406
>our own special secret vanilla
Sources close to OP revealed their secret vanilla comes from vanilla beans

>>16398173
They're special vanilla beans.

>>16397453
you're like the fag who picks mario in mario kart

We need more content like this

>>16397406
>blows your imaginary sodas asses out

>>16397406
I hate amerimutts and their obsession with vanilla.

vanilla is the ultimate norm filter

I would try all of those sodas

>>16397406
Sounds amazing and I'm sad that this doesn't exist now

>>16397406
Why are you black.

Dope thread OP. Vanilla is based.

>>16397406
Nigger!

>>16397432
maybe they've only had cheap, shitty vanilla ice cream?
good vanilla ice cream made with real vanilla is great

>>16397406
Based vanilla nigger