/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>pointless rant about authenticity contributing nothing to the thread
Got that out of the way for ya.

only going back as far as modern food standard don't want to eat rotten or shit covered food

I'd go back to when the elder gods ate the souls of lesser beings

>>16395519
Probably a Roman Banquet, I don't know. Food is probably better now

>>16395519
Late 18th-very early 19th centaury Britain, before the industrial revolution but the proceeds of the empire are coming in, spices and exotic foods are still fashionable because the lower classes haven't gotten to them but a lot of experimentation is going on, medieval food with modern ingredients basically.

id probably go back a decade or so and drink original four loko until i have a heart attack.

>>16395546
that shit was nasty though.

First McDonald's restaurant

I'd be interested in trying stuff we can't get anymore, like a big mammoth steak or that sea cow that got hunted and eaten into extinction.

>>16395566
I feel like manatee would actually probably taste good. I mean they are just ocean cows who gives a fuck.

i'd like to be at the first thanksgiving, see how good that meal really was

>>16395566
I recall reading some English king actually had mammoth steaks served at a feast in the 14th century or something, it'd been preserved in a bog of some sort. I'd like a fresher sample myself, but I suspect a lot of the megafauna the lived between the last ice age and now would be pretty stellar. I'd love to try some irish elk, personally.

i'd also like to join some sort Louis XIV type of meal/banquet

>>16395519

A month ago when the grand mac was at mcdonalds. I didn't get to try it.

>>16395519
its not that distant but i wanna go to the late 80s - early 90s again and just relive some of the trash food i ate as a kid again. either that or i go back and try some roman street food and watch dudes get their heads cut off in the colosseum

>>16395566
>sea cow that got hunted to extinction
sorry for your loss anon, I'm sure your mother was a nice lady

A roman villa feast, minus the homosexual orgy

>>16395519
why does she look african american?

>>16395558
That would probably be great food. I'd love a time travel tour of current zombie franchises in their origins and peaks.

>>16395558
it was just a barbecue joint.

>>16395558
this but kfc

>>16395752

ωε ωας καηζς

id show those old time fags how a real american feasts

>>16395519
I'd try out a bunch of probably really bad international foods at one of those old world fairs.

>>16395519
This is an easy question. I'd go back to the mid 80's - early 90's when Pizza Hut had the Priazzo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFDl9jiLJpo

>>16395519
Is she cooking a cat?

>>16395519
we wuz greeks n shiet

>>16395519
i miss them so much...

>>16395519
I'd go back to the height of Neapolitan cuisine so I could cram spaghetti and meatballs up my ass.

>>16395544
THIS IS A GOOD ANSWER AND YOU SHOULD FEEL GOOD

>>16395519
Rome, just to try garum and silphium. Then I’d fuck back of to the present before I get killed

>>16395783
McD's needs to pivot back to being bbq-forward and serving PBJs with fries

>>16395519
None. They didn't have a lot to work with since the world was not connected and shipping took too long for foods to cross the globe without spoilage. Most anons would cry at the idea of eating the stuff they ate back then. At best, the most elite kings and nobility had salt to enhance meats. Everyone else ate 90% grains, slop, and had to carefully conserve their salt.

>>16397176
>tfw you will never experience medieval sloppa

>>16395519
i suspect most ancient dishes were pretty damn gross, based on townsends and max miller's channels. but i'd still want to try ancient bread, cheese and smoked and dried meats

>>16395519
Either a 100 years into the future or into the late 19th century.

>>16397229
>A hundred years in the future

You're either eating bug paste in your five minute Amazon Lunch Break, or eating bugs in the United Soviet States of ChinamericIran.

>>16397266
Only in muttmerica and western cuckrope. Real countries will continue to enjoy real food.

200 years back when fish were plentiful and not polluted with plastic.

>>16395519
It wouldn't be the best meal ever, but I'd enjoy going back and having a nice hangi with some ancient moriori bros

>>16395566
Mate said it tastes like chicken

>>16395519
I'd like to have tried eating a Dodo. Second best, I'd like to eat a Galapagos giant tortoise, which still exist but are endangered. They're described in journals as being unbelievably delicious so I'd like to eat one.

>>16397605
woops, didn't mean to post an ant-friendly image

for me, it's late Medieval French banquets
>troubadours
>meat pies after meat pies
>more troubadours
>entertaining tortured peasants as interludes
>more meat pies
>based acoustic music
https://youtu.be/ZH9kSScl8vU

>>16395752
Greeks aren't black but they aren't white either.

Roman fast food joint

I'm sure its the same stuff as today but 100 years ago in India street food. Probably some gnarly stuff

>>16395519
i would break bread with jesus and tell him not to go to that faggy last supper

I wanna go far back to try ancient fruits and vegetables and see how they compare to modern varieties. Also maybe some old world wines or cheeses.

>>16398360
>I wanna go far back to try ancient fruits and vegetables
They don’t exist. Man is the reason modern fruits and vegetables exist. Even the shittiest fruits out there have been influenced by mans presence.

why not try some dinosaur meat, its just a bunch of big birds anyways.

>>16395519
that's a very distinctively canine body plan on that animal over the fire...

>>16398384
i think hes talking about going back to the romans and trying out what they ate not going back tens of thousands of years

>>16398508
the greeks are scum

>>16398384
There are fruits, vegetables, meats and seasonings written about and are now lost to time. Sometimes we don't have a translation for them and we don't know what it was, sometimes we know it doesn't exist anymore, sometimes humans have overharvested it to extinction. I'd be surprised if you could ever find some of the citrus varieties that were crossed and crossed back to make lemons, oranges and grapefruits and shit like that.

>>16395544
I've seen some of those recipes. its usually shit like cinnamon-clove pork with some sorta milk-based sauce made out of 12 kinds of herbs with no care for what flavors go well together.

>>16397176
>seasoning didnt exist pre globalization despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary, all you'd do is sprinkle salt
Never open your stupid reddit pop historian mouth ever again

>>16395519
Probably roman banquet just to see what kind of wierd combinations they'd made. After that, street food
Other than that probably a visit to Mexico and the Andes to see some original corn and potato recipies

>>16395543
Look up “chyme”
Romans ate disgusting shit

>>16398360
>to try ancient fruits and vegetables and see how they compare to modern varieties
easy:
- smaller
+ flavorful
- but only available 20 miles maximum from where they have been collected
tldr. not worth it

I thought greeks kept their women locked up indoors

>>16398289
I know, I would also complain if they made her anglo looking
But they made her look like some thot from... uh some american black city idk

>>16395519
18th Century pre-revolutionary America so I can have an authentic Orange Fool.

>>16398508
>>16398584
it looks like lamb on a spit

>>16399124
Damn imagine being a soldier back in those times, hanging out with your fellow men just enjoying some good roasted meat. Eagerly eating it while waiting to go home so you can fuck your son.

>>16397783
This is a great novel, plenty of sophomoric humor. Pissed I didn’t read it until college

>>16397176
embarrasing post

IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME

>>16398289
go away and shut up

>>16399796
THE LIFT IS UP WHERE WE BELONG

>>16395519
Fun fact: ancient Greeks were White.

>>16399850
as in anglo or scandinavian? no they weren't

>>16399839
IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER