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But better.

>> No.16392443

>>16392431
This man is 100% Italian

>> No.16392448
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>>16392431
t-thanks

>> No.16392475

Ragusea is Alton brown if he was a greasy effette coastal type transplanted into the south with a buck toothed horse wife

>> No.16392540

he's more of a Paula Deen than an Alton Brown

>> No.16392555

>>16392475
that's... pretty eerily redundant there

>> No.16392611

>>16392431
>The American Alton Brown
That's just Alton Brown

>> No.16392644

>>16392431
I've always thought Alton would have benefited from cutting down on the cutesy shit and some of the holdovers from 90s cooking shows, but then again adam replaced those with squarespace adds and phds giving wikipedia tier sound bytes.

>> No.16392660

I've always thought Alton would have benefited from cutting down on the cutesy shit and some of the holdovers from 90s cooking shows, but then again adam replaced those with squarespace adds and burnout phds nodding their heads and giving wikipedia 101 tier soundbites.

>> No.16392699

>>16392660
Eh, you learn to live with the cutesy stuff. It makes for a great visual aid, which is key when trying to impart new information in one shot, but he just takes it too seriously sometimes I feel. Besides, if somebody shits on you for watching Good Eats they're a fucking brainlet.

>> No.16392722

>>16392431
The American Alton Brown is just Alton Brown.
>>16392475
This is also just Alton Brown.

>> No.16392736

>>16392699
I just wish he'd take his wife for a trip in his plane and push her out. I had to stop watching their YouTube show because of her. He understands how to make a show, but she always found something bitchy to say and he'd have to jump in and salvage things. It's also weird how she has absolutely no interest in his career. She always seemed to be putting him down over stuff he's done. I don't know if that's his off camera persona, or if she rubbed off on him, but he was getting a little annoying too as he got more comfortable with the less formal YouTube format.

>> No.16392740

>>16392722
>>16392475
You tards got it backwards, he was raised in the south and then went full coastal. Idk about his wife though

>> No.16392752

>>16392736
Never watched his youtube stuff, but i'm pretty sure he's a literal masochist, which would explain the cunt rag of a wife. I kinda like how he's loosened up on TV though, he can actually laugh at himself now.

>> No.16392755

>>16392740
Yeah, that's the other thing he's been doing. He is from the south, and lives there, but he shits on it every chance he gets.

His wife is some kind of Portland hippie former rock groupie. She's hinted that she's taken more cock than Alton's deep fryer. I bet she has a nigger side piece too.

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>>16392740
Alton? He was born in LA and now lives in Georgia. His wife is decent looking.

>> No.16392764

>>16392752
Good Eats Reloaded is pretty good. He realizes what a sperg he used to be.

>> No.16392784

>>16392764
>He realizes what a sperg he used to be.
Precisely. It's never too late to unsperg, and I'm glad he realized it. He still pushes metric hard, but it really is the superior system.

>> No.16392813

>>16392699
I like the visuals. I'd rather see dozen spring loaded snakes pop out of a box to describe protein interactions than watch Josh Weisman twerk and talk like a retard.

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Emmy is a cute

>> No.16392866

>>16392784
>Allowing the Jews to dictate how things are measured in your mind
Ngmi

>> No.16392869

Alton's YouTube stuff has been pretty gay honestly and it's mostly his wife that ruins it she's just a bitch. That's fine, but then don't make videos with her if she's just going to complain the whole time.

>> No.16392886

>>16392813
Agreed, but it's when he dedicates 5 minutes of a fucking 30 minute cooking show (with commercials) to the plot that it gets annoying.

>>16392866
Fuck jews, but you're either obsessed or memeing.

>> No.16392912

>>16392886
>Yes I'll buy 6 liters of Biden Approved eco-fuel and then drive to my 1 hectare property
Lmao you do that bud

>> No.16392930

>>16392431
i like Ragusea's shit, he gives some really valuable advice for home cooks. i'm definitely trying his milkshake recipe one of these days. one thing i don't like is that he keeps showing off his body, of course he isn't flexing or anything like that but still seeing him getting all wet in rain in the last video made me feel uncomfortable. still good cooking videos tho.

>> No.16392947

>>16392930
Epic post bro. Fagusa is a psycho leftoid who's only entertainment value revolves around his BPD-tier outbursts in the comments section of his video any time he's triggered

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>>16392956
>pro-gun
>voted for Biden

>> No.16393050

>>16393037
I can't imagine being so retarded as to actually look at an old decrepit man that has 30 years of footage of him feeling up lolis on live TV, has never accomplished anything despite having 50 years in politics to do it, and that he can't finish one sentence and say Yes I will vote for that man. But I'm not American

>> No.16393058

>>16393037
biden is better for guns than trump would have been.

>> No.16393063

>>16393050
Yes, that's arguably worse than being "pro-gun" and voting for a guy who all but said, "I'M COMING TO TAKE THEM" during the race and said "IF YOU DON'T GIVE THEM UP WE'LL DEPLOY TACTICAL NUCLEAR JDAMS" and appointing someone who is undeniably anti-gun to the ATF after becoming president.

>>16393058
Better for gun merchants, maybe.

>> No.16393087

>>16393063
You sound deranged. No gun policy outside of additional background checks will ever pass in the US and everyone knows it. It's virtue signaling for dumbfuck libs. Biden's got full control of the house and senate and there hasn't been a peep about gun control. Why do you think that is?

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>>16393087
>It's just virtue signaling
>Nothing is going to happen
>Thank God Biden won, though and not Trump. Private gun ownership is under the protection of a great man who is on record saying that the Second Amendment limits the right to gun ownership and not a reality TV star, praise Science!
Fuckin' stooge. Neck yourself.

>> No.16393121

>>16393087
>No gun policy outside of additional background checks will ever pass
Yeah that's why they've given up even pretending you need to pass laws and Bidet is having the ATF invent an entirely new gun law that says they can declare literally anything a firearm receiver which requires buying from an FFL and getting a background check despite this not being how the 1968 Gun Control Act works.

>> No.16393141

>>16393098
>>16393121
your brain on gun addiction, ladies and gentlemen

>> No.16393149

>>16393141
You're out of your depth, no need to resort to insults because you feel vulnerable by your own ineptitude.

>> No.16393437

>>16392431
Based and heterogeneitypilled