/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16390374

>>16390374
>Implying me, a Canadian, can just afford to make pizza without waiting for a sale.
Not sure if you're aware of the word on the street but since Canadian food is so expensive our culture is centered around sales. We have holidays for sales. We listen to store music in case the speaker mentions a deal. We stalk store clerks for sales. We dress and act like store clerks so we can get some sales. The entirety of our modern culture is waiting for sales. We post sassy gifs about getting items during the sale. We watch 24/7 update feed regarding sales. Our biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honour of getting things on sale. We use sale slang like “savin' them dollars" and "I get to eat this week". When you say "Steak is $15" we're not thinking of a nice juicy ribeye or a flavourful and soft tenderloin; we're thinking of the poorest cuts of the cow. Our cities are completely overrun with people looking for sales. We worship any store that has sales for items on the shelf. Our men sit around watching for sales while our women sit around watching infomercials. We worship sales like BOGO and 20% cash back and the late buy one get one free while attacking the countries who can actually afford food without any sales. Our movies are filled with sales promotions. We send our sons to the store and celebrate when they come back with a can of luxury Campbell's soup that they got for 20% off because those soups are true Canadian luxuries. We watch sales to a point where the numbers no longer make us think of quantities but about percentages off products. We will tell you how much we hate looking for sales and how the “post the in-store prices" meme is a stale joke and we are just pretending to love sales but the evidence speaks for itself in that Canada is a nation of people who eat beef once a month if lucky.

>>16390374
When you're done making pizza you can always house an african family in that

Looks kinda shit.
You going to redo it?

>>16390387
OBSESSED

what i think? it only matters what YOU think anon. was it nummy? was it yummy in your tummy?

>>16390374
I like that girl's hair and her ass in her jeans and I haven't nutted in 5 days so I'm ready to fuck her. Where is she?

>>16390374
More of that ass please

>>16390416
imagine the smell of her ass, the sheer stench of shit

>>16390374
You could have done better

>>16390385
i thought this was a shitpost yet a canadian i know confirmed everything you've said. damn dude

>>16390391
obsessed with what, huh? sheltering the poor and helpless? shame on you this is /ck/

>>16390374
this is the shittiest pizza oven ive ever seen but i guess it serves its purpose

>>16390374
why's it made of mud?
you can construct a decent one from cinder block that won't fall apart in rain

>>16390374
are they both womenses?
why so shit?

>>16390374
>What do you think?
it was nice of your wife to pull up her shirt like that so we can see her behind, pizza oven looks functional as well

It's on a fucking campsite

>>16390416
she's my 13 year old sister you sick fuck

damn whitoids cant cook

>>16390387
Everybody knows the jews get first dibs on the oven houseasxs8

>>16390843

Onlyfans?

>>16390843
Even better

>>16390374
How did they make you do it? At gunpoint?

>>16390843
Fuck guess you have dibs already eh?

>>16390843
Damn what are they feeding girls these days lol

>>16390919
BBC

>>16390843
Your 13 year old sister is a prime piece of ass. Some 8th grade Chad is definitely banging her.

>>16390843
you mean my 13y/o concubine and loving-mother-to-be?
yeah

>>16390843
why are you taking pictures of your sister's rear end and posting them you sick freak. Also, that's at least a 30 year old

>>16390843
God I would love to feed your sister that whole pizza, so she could feel the dairy and fat curdling in her gut. I would put my ear up to her belly so I could hear her stomach churning and twisting in knots trying to digest that pizza. I would listen to the gas building up and distending her bowels. I would rub her cute little tummy to try to relive some pressure. Finally, when she can't take it anymore I would take off her pants and have her sit right on my face, smothering me with her nubile ass. She would let out a vicious brap and fill my nostrils with her intoxicating aroma.

>>16390843
Why the fuck would you not crop out your sister?

>>16390950
Oh Uncle Paul!

>>16390950
Extremely based

>>16390843
You got any more ass pics of your sister?

>>16390374
It works, but it looks like it won't take the first rain. It's already cracking to holy hell.

>>16390374
Is this made out of clay? Do you not have to anneal it or something like that?

>>16390374
>>16390377
It looks like something from the ghetto district of a VERY poor African sub-Saharan village but godsdamned I'm kind of impressed.
When most people -- including myself -- don't get out and do shit anymore...you did.

>>16390988
we must secure the existence of our braps and a future for white braphogs

>>16390985
>Jimmy gets claim on gross out humor and puns because radio
based

>>16390843
Post geocoordinates

>>16390374
that looks like it's going to collapse on the pizza way before it has any chance of getting dissolved in rain. also cute lady!

>>16390387

>>16390374
Is there a stone slab in the center if that or are you just cooking on a compacted sand surface?

>>16390374
why didn't they use bricks tho?

>>16390843
Thats not 13

>>16390374
It looks functional so... good job I guess. At least you have a place to get rid of the evidence after you murderrape your hot 13 year old sister.

>>16390387

>>16390843
too old

>>16390843
My idea of personal heaven: Every single shit she takes for the rest of her life goes directly from her anus to my mouth. My lips puckered around her slightly stained adorable little butthole patiently awaiting the treat to issue forth and slide into my mouth. The first couple appetizers are just farts that echo in my mouth and come out my nose which serve just to tease me. The moment then arrives and the first hint of my delectable treat slowly emerges with a nice shiny slime of fecal matter from her innermost bowels. It slides into my mouth and I cry tears of joy as it plays its delicious symphony across my taste buds. She giggles as it fully emerges and pushes down my throat and into my tummy. I have got my reward and while she wipes her fragile hole I lay back and weep in ecstasy. She leads me to my cage where I patiently await my next treat. “Please eat and become full” I whisper, “I need my treats.”

>>16391573
Ultra based

>>16390374
Should have done one of them primitive living yt vids and documented the whole construction

>>16391573
Cringe beyond words

>>16390843
13 year olds look like THAT?

>>16391698
This except rub mud all over your sisters naked body and make her dance around like an aboriginal. It won't get banned for porn and you'll get to feel her up at least twice.

>>16390374
>>16390377
looks good

>>16390374
this is the oven your pizza deserves

I want a slice of dat ass more then I would want your pizza OP

>>16391983
I think I see a panty line

>>16390374
Pizza looks like shit but i'd eat it if it meant getting to see that fine ass all day

>>16392003
amen brother

>>16390843
13/10

>>16390843
feet?

>>16391986
What kind of panties does your sister wear anon?

>>16390843
if you loved her you wouldn't have posted her picture on 4chan of all places

Could have just used refractory brick

>>16390843
>13
hot

Imagine fucking her doggystyle while laughing at OP’s dogturd pizza oven

>>16390374
>>16390377
Looks good.
>>16390843
POST MORE

>>16390843
Post armpits.

>>16390843
post soles

>>16390374
Hoo boy. I guess it's better than nothing? Next time take a class from YouTube University:

https://youtu.be/i0foHjPVbP4

nice pits

>>16392814
there are no pits in this picture

>>16390843

ive had better pizza

>>16390843
13 you say?

>>16390387

>>16390374
>>16390377
she ain't the prettiest oven, but damn if it's not charming as fuck
nice work anon

I sense some top cheese pizza material

>>16390374
SOVL

fuck all of you i got banned for posting in a Samurai Jack Scottsman thread - wasnt even OP - and here all you cunts are posting pedo panty sniffing shit scott free.
i dont object - but fuck you shitty mod ghosts. You are utterly the fucking worst.

>>16393439
what are you talking about, anon, this is a pizza oven thread on the food & cooking board

>>16390843
prime age for mating

>>16393452
yes, and the Scottsman thread was a humorous food thread on the fucking food board with only food related posts

>>16393477
sounds wholesome, anon.

>>16390843
>age is no longer on an analogue clock
my condolences

>>16391983
She’s not 13, she’s wearing a wedding ring.

>>16393548
you just had to go and ruin it for everyone, huh

>>16393548
Promise ring.

>>16393548
she may be 13 but she's also my wife~

>>16390374
>>16390377
Makes 'za/10
That's really all she's gotta do.

why do i feel like this is from reddit

>>16390374
I wanna eat a pizza off that ass

>>16393548
Oh man, its the dude's mother, wish he'd tell us what she smells like.

>>16390374
>>16390377

I like it, looks like a fun little outdoor activity. At least you know your parent can make you pizza during the coming apocalypse.

>>16390416
>>16390459
ummmmm based?

>>16390374
why did you make it out of mud? about to house bugs and fall apart in the rain lol

>>16394325
No reverse image search results, OP is in the clear for now.

>posts oven
>doesnt post za
what the fuck are doing op

> i'd like to bake my dough in that inviting furnace

the oven looks nice too

>>16390374
I'm liking that fat butted cum piglet in the green shirt, OP. You got any nudes?

>>16390374
>it's gonna have rocks and sand all in it
Pretty fucking gross op

It looks like a middle school art project with the chicken wire sticking out. But I guess as long as it works.

Pizza looks like dough and onions, though. That's pretty gross.

>>16390387

>>16390843
>13
UUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

>>16390374
You made it with your own two hands and that’s genuinely based.

>>16390843
Delicious

>>16390374
it looks like the mudd from your moms GLORIUS BUTT

>>16390843
HOT!

>>16390374
SOUL

>>16390843
Based

>>16393439
Pædophilia is not a bannable offense

>>16390374
how was the pizza?

>>16393439
For one that girl obviously isn’t really 13, for two you’re a tremendous faggot and nobody cares whether you think it’s funny or not. Go eat a bag of dicks faggot.

>>16390374
I'd like to sniff that girls anus and vulva through her jeans with my face pushed up firmly on her plump ass.

Age irrelevant.

>>16398640
Kind of sandy unfortunately. Nobody would finish their piece because they said it was gritting their teeth.

>>16390374
What do her sweat/discharged infused period panties smell like anon? Got I bet it’s good

>>16390374
Genuinely the worst oven i have ever seen.