/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16384457
>instant potatoes
Fucking neck yourself.

>>16384532
Enjoy wasting your time peeling, dicing, and mashing you fucking Luddite

>>16384542
your stirring your instant sludge with a spatula topped off with a giraffe, you muppet.

>>16384542
>peeling potatoes
You have to be 18 to post here.

>>16384457
>add extra white slime to your white slime
i have news for you, anon

Eat duck fat with a spoon

>>16384542
Bake your potatoes instead of boiling and you don't have to do any of that shit, dummy.

>>16384550
This made me laugh

>>16384457
fatty

>>16384568
>100% PURE REAL FOOD

>>16384661
I hadn't even noticed the giraffe.

>>16384676
>100% PURE REAL FOOD

>>16384542
Why would you peel it that's where all the best nutrients are? Surely someone as yourself can manage to mash some potatoes? If not better get some more reps in.

>>16384532
Dude they literally taste exactly like regular mashed potatoes. Its just dehydrated potato mix it's not like some gourmet thing, it doesn't matter

>>16384712
i don't understand the elitism but they literally don't taste the same
completely different texture and flavor

>>16384457
My grandma put sour cream in her mashed potatoes, shit was cash

>>16384542
>wasting time doing reps

Do you even want gains you fucking idiot?

>>16384457
/fit/ here. Unless you are full Auschwitz mode this is in no way smart.

>>16384542
>peeling, dicing, mashing
all of that takes calories bro. just wait until you find out what spices are, and how important iodine is in your diet that the jews have been purposefully taking from you.
also, the highest caloric dense foods in the world can be added to your taters and their tastes somewhat masked. unrionically the same foods that have some of the best protein-calorie ratios.

Cream cheese is not that cheap

>>16384457
Wouldn't cottage cheese be better? It has more protein but of course, the flavor wouldn't be as cream cheese.

>>16384542
>wasting time peeling, dicing & mashing
what the fuck do people really still do that? just boil it with skin on. Then throw it into the blender with some milk, butter salt and you are done.

>>16384712
You have done serious damage to your taste buds if you think that instant poverty shit made for prisoners and retards tastes anything like the real thing.

>>16384457
>instant mashed potatos
holy shit you Americans never stop surprising me with your disgusting shit. i hope you're trolling me or you should neck yourself

>>16384457
Do Amerifats really?

>>16385921
Isn't that more like potato soup?

One of my favorites is I just microwave a whole potato for 7 or more minutes on high, add butter or margarine, mix in some cheese and french fried onions. Oh and ofc salt and pepper and any herbs you like.

Easiest and and tastiest mashed potatoes imo

>>16386127
depends on type of potatoes and amount of liquid. i used cream so it is more of mushy than watery. The only cons is it takes time to clean depending the blender you used.

>>16384457
instead of cream cheese do:
>sour cream
>green onion
>pastrami/roast beef/bacon
>caramelized onion
>cheddar cheese

>>16384457
Put giraffe spoon in butthole