/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16380822
throw them in the trash and make fried eggs without scrambling them

>>16380822
salt
pepper

Cook them in butter, season with salt and pepper, garnish with chopped parsley.
Simple as

>>16380822
salt, cayenne pepper, served on buttered toast

>>16380822
Mature trans breastmilk and cum

>>16380831

The natural progression from cooking to trannies in every thread.

Gotta love it

>>16380822
hot sauce

>>16380835
Shemale anal pleasures and cum are always on my mind.
I'd bathe in shemale scat if it were a viable resource.

>>16380822
The actual secret to perfect scrambled eggs is about 2 teaspoons of water whipped into them. Not even memeing. As long as your pan is a moderate heat that's foaming butter, when you add the eggs to the pan the water in them will steam and essentially fluff the eggs. With constant motion and just a few seconds with proper heat you have buttery, fluffy scrambled eggs waiting for that sprinkle of salt and devouring.

>>16380845
Become the shemale.
Make the scat.
Take the self sufficient pill.

>>16380822
Ketchup

>>16380822
I put them on toast and add ketchup. It's good, try it

>>16380852
>>16380858
>Adding ketchup to eggs
This is literally a trait of the antichrist.

cheese
spring onions

>>16380865
Give it a go. The vinegar compliments it well. I do mine like the Gordon ramsay video though so they're a little sloppy anyway, if you like harder scrambled eggs it might not be as good

But srsly, try it, everyone I've done it for actually loved it despite initial reservations. The real monster is my friend who makes a scrambled egg sandwich with mayo and adds vegetable oil to it

>>16380885
Look at you trying to entire someone to eat the apple. Shame.

Chives

>>16380887
That was the devil tempting eve, not the antichrist
since the antichrist is the devil's son

Also, I'm not all that big on church but what does the antichrist do? He sounds like he just does the opposite of what jesus does from the name. Does he blind some guy and cripple another with a touch? Does he tell some story about a bad samaritan? Does he get a mural painted on the Sistine chapel's floor?

But yeah, Ketchup is good, as are scrambled eggs and I don't understand your reluctance

>>16380822
I like the vietnamese version with the fish sauce and spring onions

Cheese, sweet potatoes, pepper, hot sauce.

>>16380885
I've been doing this as far back as I can remember. It feels as natural as using it on hash browns. I never imagined other people avoided it for any reason except that it's unhealthy, and that anything subtle and fancy you do with eggs gets drowned out if you start dumping ketchup on it.

Black pepper, fresh parsley, garlic salt, fried mushrooms, cherry tomatoes, buttered toast and two grilled sausages. In that order of how much effort I feel

>>16380822
Add olives or pickled jalapenos! nom

>>16380969
I just realised these flavours are why breakfast burritos are so good.

>>16381029
>olives
>breakfast burritos
You can fuck right off

>>16380885
Yeah Ive always put ketchup on my egg sandwiches. It's good. Eggs on their own though? I prefer some salsa. I think it works a little better if it's JUST scrambled eggs

>>16380822
Bacon grease and mustard

grated chess

>>16380822
peppers, onion, salt and cayenne pepper

>>16380822
Peanut butter.

Salt pepper hot sauce and some cheddar cheese

chives, mushroom

>>16380822
how the FUCK do you make 'em like that
mine always comes out as ass

Salt
Diced serranos
Salt
Chives
Salt and Pepper.

>>16380828
Pepper doesn't belong in eggs.

>>1638128
Get a good heavy skilley very hot. Whisk 3 eggs, add a tablespoon of butter to bowl of eggs. Dump it in the pan, turn the heat down to medium low. Continuously move the eggs so they don't burn. When you start to see curdles, begin folding the eggs over until you have large fluffy curdles. Remove from heat and serve. Wa la. Takes about 2 minutes on the heat.

>>16381356
Also don't forget to season with a pinch of salt after plating. Enjoy

>>16380838

>>16380822
curry powder

>>16380822
Blood diamonds

>>16380822
>No one has mentioned sriracha
Pathetic.

Pickled jalapenos.
Chunks of salami.
Not together though, either/or.

Curry powder and anchovies

>>16381358
tabla x

>>16380822
bacon, toast

>>16380822
>Scrambled Eggs. What would YOU add to them
more milk so they're a little creamier. I like creamy scrambled eggs that are just cooked.

>>16381348
You are very stupid my friend. Pepper is very great and delicious wow in egg

>>16381583
Milk is 90% water, unless you're adding tons of whole milk it's very unlikely that it's achieving anything just adding water wouldn't

>>16380822
various vegetables, soy sauce, sesame oil, chili flakes, rice. fried rice.

>>16381681
If you just add water then you're simply diluting the egg, but milk has fat/protein/sugar.

For creamy eggs though I just like to add extra butter and cook them over low heat, constantly stirring until they're done. Takes a while but it's really tasty.

>>16380951
good suggestions

>>16380822
bacon

i fry up some bacon and mushrooms on medium high heat, after they're done turn the heat down to low. add beaten eggs with salt and pepper and then toss a spoon or two of butter and cook them very slowly. optionally add a bit of easily melting cheese midway through or a splash of sour creme by the end. top with thinly chopped chives and parmesan if i have it in the fridge.

>>16380822
Spinach, bacon, swiss cheese

>>16380885
I love this too. Anything tomato-y or acidic compliments the richness of the eggs very nicely.

>>16380822

I start a lot of my days off with scrambled egg fried with beef tallow (adds a punchy beef flavour), with pre-fried bacon bits that i made and cut up myself thrown in, and slices of cumberland sausage. it is the tastiest breakfast imaginable

>>16380824
This and eat with a bunch of cooked spinach and runny yolk instead. Delish.

>>16380822
Salt, pepper and good chilli sauce.

>>16380822
Salt, pepper, milk, and cheese or salt, pepper, and a spoonful of mayo. The mayo gives it a nice, rich taste even though it sounds disgusting.

>>16380822
I dice onions and mushrooms and pan sear them with some black pepper. Then i'll throw in frozen corn or some leftovers before dumping in 2 eggs whipped with hot sauce. I usually put the eggs in a wrap with salsa

>>16381977
based

onion and kale

>>16380865
Scrambled eggs are one of the three acceptable uses of ketchup. The other two being hotdogs and hamburgers.

>>16380822
cook the whites separately, add yolks at the end of cooking. Break them down, turn the heat off and cook only for a few seconds before serving.

>>16381681
>Milk is 90% water
yeah but it's also 100% milk which is what I want

>>16380822
whole eggs
milk
chicken broth
salt
pepper
garlic
mayo + ketchup
cheese
sliced up meat of your choice
bacon fat

>>16380822
>Scrambled Eggs. What would YOU add to them

Salt, pepper and a little bit of Tony Chachere's.

>>16382519
It's great cooked atop of meatloaf, too.

>>16380822
A fried egg.

The only thing I put in scrambled eggs is butter. A lot of butter. Like this traditional recipe for buttered eggs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQWETcw-E74

Nothing more than salt and a light touch of garlic powder in the eggs.
More important is what they come with - it's gotta be buttered toast with an appropriate chutney

>>16382535
What's the result of that method?